“No-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin’ Hedge Cut” - released Friday 18 May 2018. Here's where you can buy the new Half Man Half Biscuit album
We've been chatting about the new album for three months now, starting with wild, unfounded speculation and continuing right through to "my CD's arrived in the post"
There are 14 Half Man Half Biscuit albums, plus two roundup compilations, as well as 4 EPs and a handful of one-off songs. No 'Greatest Hits'. Indulge yourself by starting here.
...plus T-Shirts and loads more stuff at the official Probe Plus store. Accept no substitute.
After weeks of agonising, in which over a thousand of us cast our votes through a series of rounds, we finally determined the nation's favourite Half Man Half Biscuit song. For now, anyway.