There are 13 Half Man Half Biscuit albums, plus two roundup compilations, as well as 4 EPs and a handful of one-off songs. No 'Greatest Hits'. Indulge yourself by starting here.
...plus T-Shirts and loads more stuff at the official Probe Plus store. Accept no substitute.
After weeks of agonising, in which over a thousand of us cast our votes through a series of rounds, we finally determined the nation's favourite Half Man Half Biscuit song. For now, anyway.