Browse the Lyrics

There are 13 Half Man Half Biscuit albums, plus two roundup compilations, as well as 4 EPs and a handful of one-off songs. No 'Greatest Hits'. Indulge yourself by starting here.

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The famous Half Man Half Biscuit Random Lyrics Generator™. Click here for a different gem every time. Makes a nice default opening page for your browser, we're reliably informed.

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HMHB in the Media

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Pre-Gig Chat

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The Curse of HMHB?

No Longer In Need Of Season Tickets.

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The real stories behind the songs.

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The Lux Familiar Cup 2015

After weeks of agonising, in which over a thousand of us cast our votes through a series of rounds, we finally determined the nation's favourite Half Man Half Biscuit song. For now, anyway.

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