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There are 14 Half Man Half Biscuit albums, plus two roundup compilations, as well as 4 EPs and a handful of one-off songs. No 'Greatest Hits'. Indulge yourself by starting here.

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“No-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin’ Hedge Cut” (May 2018) – This is the page for general chat about the album.

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