“Girlfriend’s said that she no longer likes me, reckon I know why she thinks this way: it’s ‘cos I’m a Trog”
– I, Trog
So… what do we know about Trogs?
The A to Z of HMHB
Browse the Lyrics
There are 14 Half Man Half Biscuit albums, plus two roundup compilations, as well as 4 EPs and a handful of one-off songs. No 'Greatest Hits'. Indulge yourself by starting here.
The Lux Familiar Cup 2015
In which we chose the nation's favourite Half Man Half Biscuit song. For the next four years, anyway.
Random Lyrics
The famous Half Man Half Biscuit Random Lyrics Generator™. Click here for a different gem every time. Makes a nice default page for your browser.
Home Page
The index to everything on the site.
dirk hofman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En4ase-1-FA … sprinkle some fairy dust on it …
14 April 2017
hendrix-tattoo
“I’ll sock it to you daddy”
https://youtu.be/BCV6paTXyCU
14 April 2017
Peter Mcornithologist
Film starring Joan Crawford and her eyebrows .
14 April 2017
Transit FULL of keith
Was the nickname of the long-serving head of my secondary school. No sideys to speak of.
16 April 2017