Harsh Times in Umberstone Covert by Half Man Half Biscuit (2018) discussed...

Lots to decipher here, starting with the name in the middle (the one who’s avoiding you still) – no two lyrics-submitters came up with the same guess for that one. Before all that, Dr D had been fastest off the mark to identify Umberstone Covert as being between Bebington and Heswall.

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