It tells you you’ve too much money to spare the new Castelli is £75-100 for a shirt, £90-150 for shorts and that’s cheaper than the old Rapha stuff!
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7 February 2019
Hungry horace
AND the Castelli clothing isn’t made in Italy either (Bosnia) but you still have to buy a size up or more than your usual size.
7 February 2019
wobbly Jelly
The curse of HMHB…. now 60% off in the sale… so only eye-wateringly expensive
8 February 2019
Huddersfield’s very own… Steve Malkmus
Really hoping that these don’t catch on at live shows in the same way as the classic DPAK.
19 February 2019
Cream cheese and chives
Is the classic DPAK away kit a bad thing? Had a great trip to that London (from.Manchester-not Harpurhey) with my 23 year old daughter and she wore her DPAK away kit. Some sad bloke asked her if she had got it for Christmas. She hadn’t and even if she had?Crikey. Whatever next? When did you get into the Manics ? The TVPs summed this up best with “I was a mod before you was a mod.” Or perhaps I have misread the whole thing. I would like to wear a Borussia Moenchengladbach shirt and sport a Gunther Netzer haircut.
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wobbly Jelly
It tells you you’ve too much money to spare the new Castelli is £75-100 for a shirt, £90-150 for shorts and that’s cheaper than the old Rapha stuff!
Are you a MAMIL or not?
7 February 2019
Hungry horace
AND the Castelli clothing isn’t made in Italy either (Bosnia) but you still have to buy a size up or more than your usual size.
7 February 2019
wobbly Jelly
The curse of HMHB…. now 60% off in the sale… so only eye-wateringly expensive
8 February 2019
Huddersfield’s very own… Steve Malkmus
Really hoping that these don’t catch on at live shows in the same way as the classic DPAK.
19 February 2019
Cream cheese and chives
Is the classic DPAK away kit a bad thing? Had a great trip to that London (from.Manchester-not Harpurhey) with my 23 year old daughter and she wore her DPAK away kit. Some sad bloke asked her if she had got it for Christmas. She hadn’t and even if she had?Crikey. Whatever next? When did you get into the Manics ? The TVPs summed this up best with “I was a mod before you was a mod.” Or perhaps I have misread the whole thing. I would like to wear a Borussia Moenchengladbach shirt and sport a Gunther Netzer haircut.
20 February 2019
dr desperate
I’d give him the benefit of the doubt.
http://halfmanhalfbiscuit.uk/back-in-the-dhss/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-dukla-prague-away-kit/
20 February 2019
EXXO
Was waiting for someone like Robert from Worksop to pop up in this article in FSRK, and the penultimate paragraph did not let us down.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/may/02/shame-on-you-chris-froome-finds-team-not-welcome-in-yorkshire
He’s on a Full INEOS Replica Bike (FINB) – Pinarello Dogma – as well.
3 May 2019
Transit full of keith
It starts with the highlights on ITV4, and eventually it ends up with: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/jun/08/riding-le-tour-indoor-cycling-revolution-peloton-zwift
8 June 2019