Browse The Lyrics

15 albums, 2 compilations, 4 EPs and a handful of one-off songs.

About HMHB

Start Here: The story of Half Man Half Biscuit and this site.

Latest Comments

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On Spotify

A–Z index of where you can find all the songs on Spotify.

On YouTube

A–Z index of where you can find all the songs on YouTube.

Geoff Davies

A Liverpool music scene legend who will be hugely missed.

The A to Z of HMHB

Every person and place mentioned in the songbook.

Breaking News

Latest gigs, forthcoming releases, and anything else we find out here.

Gig Reviews

What it says. Reviews of gigs past, news of gigs future.

Set Lists

The giant spreadsheet of setlists since November 2000.

The Friday Quiz

One of those ideas which became a bit of an institution.

Pre-Gig Chat

Talk about tickets, pub recommendations, etc

Your PBRs

Life is, apparently, a Permanent Biscuit Reference.

HMHB in the Media

Mentions of lyrics and the band in other places.

Random Lyrics

The almost famous HMHB Random Lyrics Generator™.

The Curse of HMHB?

Those no longer needing season tickets.

Site Search

It may take you anywhere.

Gig Downloads

Recordings we can find for your pleasure.

Merch

  • Seeds Records
    "The new home of all things Half Man Half Biscuit and Probe Plus"

Stuff.

Lux Familiar Cup

The Voltarol Years

  • New album for 2022
    A page for general chat about the album. Also a list of good places to get the CD from, or a legal download.
  • Track by Track
    Nigel Blackwell talks to Paddy Shennan about the album in 'delicious detail'

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