RSVP doesn’t leave much room for arguing over lyrics, although it does give us another name to ponder. And there is one small word about which I disagree with almost everyone who sent this in. Another macabre tale for those who think it’s all about the jokes. Thanks to Toerag, Another Alterego, Jim on the Timor Sea, Allan, Niall, Marc, Barry, James, Simon, Arthur and Third-Rate Les.

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