“If Chelsea, Chantelle and Jordan should gel”
“That’s England, Chelsea, Accy Stanley”
– Rock And Roll Is Full Of Bad Wools
So… what do we know about Chelsea?
The A to Z of HMHB
The A to Z of HMHB
“If Chelsea, Chantelle and Jordan should gel”
“That’s England, Chelsea, Accy Stanley”
– Rock And Roll Is Full Of Bad Wools
So… what do we know about Chelsea?
acidic regulator
I don’t want to go there.
8 May 2014
Matt
It does not move me either.
8 May 2014
POP-TART MARK
Have a manager whose ‘tactical genius’ extends to making decent players slip over and give them chances on a plate. An absolute master class.
8 May 2014
Stuart downie
It’s a kind of bun, right?
8 May 2014
CARRIE anne
Er…dagger?
8 May 2014
gubbalookalike
I’ll go and fetch my fathers gun. Probably a reference for any fellow Leeds fans. MOT.
11 May 2014
neilthechimp
I had a line manager who was a Chelsea fan, from the east end funnily enough, never could work that one out. Anyway, he had a Chelsea FC mug that no-one was allowed to touch, he never washed it and liked to let the tea stains build up inside for perceived enhanced flavour. After a particularly testing day, where he’d upset a few people in different areas, we gathered for the end of shift ops meeting. He took his seat with his mug of tea and started tearing in to a few of us before sitting back to take a swig of Rosie while he waited for answers. To our collective delight, someone had written ‘cunt’ in black marker on the bottom of his pride and joy. One guy burst out laughing and had to leave while the remaining half dozen valiantly fought back the giggles for the remainder of the meeting.
We never did find out who sullied his mug. It was there for a couple of days before a new cleaner inadvertently put it in the dishwasher over night so there’s every chance he didn’t even know it was there.
Chelsea fans, with their witty Hillsborough japes, plastic flags, ‘Nicosia Blues’ banners etc, are cunts – discuss.
13 May 2014
Peter Gandy
@Neilthechimp I worked with someone from Stepney who was a Chelsea fan. It wasn’t as if he was a glory hunter either: this was in the mid 80s when West Ham finished third. He certainly met your criteria though.
13 May 2014
Eugene C
Just to prove that swearing can be big and clever – and funny
14 May 2014
mucus 2000 (sans membrane)
Kind of reminds me of Spitting Image’s ” I’ve never met a Nice South African” song as after 35 years in the capital I’ve never met a Chelsea fan who I would consider as a genuine kind of character. Went along with one to watch them play Luton at Stamford Bridge in 1980 – 10’000 gate, 1’000 from Luton. second division and if they ever drop back there unlike the proper big clubs they would be back to 10’000 gates. Wigan have more right to be in the “premier” league.
16 May 2014
mucus mucus galle
Why not join in the race to impress Jose… or not. (comments ultra sur especially welcome)
16 May 2014
This leaden paul
William Broad’s finest hour, probably; reputedly recording new material.
27 October 2014
EXXO
Struggling in 16th place. Can they scrape a point with a dour display against a team that would go back joint top with a point of their own? Draw looks a smart bet but then again the Leicester DNB looks a crazily generous price.
14 December 2015
Bobby SVARC
We’re LEICESTER CITY we score when we like!
14 December 2015
EXXo
Cracker for a Monday night game that.
Hate Sky (we don’t pay for it though of course), but it has its moments like when at end of half-time break Carra says “Costa shouldn’t be having a go at his defence there for being half asleep, when he’s been asleep all season. Just get on with it and take a leaf from Jamie Vardy’s book.” Then 2-3 secs later we’re straight back into the 2nd half action as Vardy chops down Costa, both booked, brilliant stuff.
Deservedly top and no reason why you’re not in Champions League qualifier at least now Mick. All about confidence and they’re swimming in the stuff.
14 December 2015
Bobby SVARC
9 Points in front of 5th place, It’s mass hysteria down here. chant of the night was “You can stick yer fkin Vaz up yer arse”…. aimed at Keith Vaz MP who has jumped on the bandwagon.
14 December 2015
peter mcornithologist
The incredible demise of Chelsea continues. This amazing season continues.Have the reigning champions ever been relegated? Also IMHO Leicester are a joy to watch.
15 December 2015
SIMON P
Not since Manchester City in 1937. Though my beloved Leeds United did their best in 1993, failing to win an away game all season and finishing 16th – the 3-3 draw at Coventry on the last day (from 3-1 down in the 87th minute) was the best it got all year. And yes, I went to all of those games except one.
15 December 2015
Chris The Siteowner
Bless ’em, Chelsea have pushed my own team’s 2001-02 performance at this stage of the season out of the all-time top three biggest collapses, also overtaking Sheffield United (1975-76) and Liverpool (1899-1900).
15 December 2015
Mr.X
When City were relegated in 1937-38 after winning the title a season hitherto, they scored the most goals that season in Division One whilst having a +3 goal difference but finished below Grimsby Town in the fight for the drop.
The Citizens are still the only club in English top flight history to be relegated the season after a League title success.
Barry Town achieved this unwanted feat in Wales on Saturday 17th April 2004 after winning the previous three Welsh titles and overall seven of the last eight hitherto to their demotion.
15 December 2015
EXXO
Haha, the 2-season vendor of quack gamesmanship and charlatan snake oil sacked by mutual consent, and
if Chelsea, John Tel and Guus Hiddink should gel
They might just relay to mid div….
17 December 2015
Bobby SVARC
Monk and Mourinho-ho-ho, two M’s in two weeks bite the dust after facing the mighty Fosse.
17 December 2015
EXXO
OK, there’s only two firms offering a price, but I’m loving the fact that you can’t get better than 6/4 on the vendor of quack gamesmanship as the next Man Utd boss. Bring that on. Please.
17 December 2015
peter mcornithologist
Careful Exxo. The special one has been spotted coming out of the Surfside Fish shop ,Hartlepool. Deffo. Fish supper with mushy peas. Believe it or not, when he was our MP, Mandelson mistook them for guacamole.
17 December 2015
EXXO
And there was me thinking Neil Kinnock made that one up in the early days of trying to stop the “is this New Labour Mr. Blair?” thing.
I hasten to clarify that I do not investigate such markets for betting puposes – I’d rather bet on the number of mugs in a particularly mug-filled mug shop. Unless I had inside info.
I am only gauging who is being touted, and it’s wonderful to think that half the mancs are already drooling about having that lying, arrogant, increasingly deranged charlatan as their potential saviour ….
17 December 2015
Dickhead in quicksand
I don’t believe that, basically because it was a joke made by Neil Kinnock.
If I were you, I’d be more worried if the special one had been buying energy drinks.
17 December 2015
EXXO
I don’t hate Chelsea half as much any more as I did when writing comments like #21 above, and when I look at #23 I feel positively prophetic.
23 October 2016
EXXO
And of course looking at comment #19 it’s fingers crossed that the record isn’t broken this season, but just to be on the safe side…..
RANIERI OUT!!
23 October 2016
BOBBY SVARC
Just had a quick gander above and according to our Bentleys Roof statto, we (LCFC) are only 4 points behind last years corresponding fixtures, and we have been shite away from home. A last 16 place in the CL is almost a certainty and we are on the upturn…..I think.
23 October 2016
peter mcornothologist
They qualified as champions to compete in the 1956 European Cup competition but were barred by the F.A. The reason being that it would interfere with domestic competitions. Tales of xenophobia were rife.
14 September 2020
peter mcornithologist
Chuffed for Leicester and Bobby Svarc . The clot over the road will have a face like an arse. How can a bloke from the north east support Chelsea ?
15 May 2021
John Anderson
Funnily enough, my next door neighbour is from Shepherd’s Bush and supports Newcastle.
16 May 2021
Exxo
Recent participants in the best 0-0 draw in history.
27 February 2022
POP-TART MARK
When we were kids, though, and the FA Cup final and home internationals were all we had on live telly (until every 4 years you had Pele, Muller, et al), did you ever imagine there’s be FA Cup days like these when you could turn over at half-timefrom Chelski getting sold and maybe beaten on BBC1 to watch Norwich kick off on ITV?
2 March 2022