“Godzilla eats Diss”
So… what do we know about Diss?
The A to Z of HMHB
The A to Z of HMHB
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Mr Larrington
My friend Chris lives in Diss.
No, really…
24 August 2014
acidic regulator
@@Mr Larrington – Have you ever gone on the piss in Diss with Chris?
24 August 2014
Matt
I miss my little miss from Diss
24 August 2014
Phil Clayton
I studied(!) Arnold Wesker’s trilogy of plays for A Level English. The only line, from the second play, “Roots”, that sticks in my memory is “there goes the 1.30 bus to Diss”. I wonder if it’s still running?
24 August 2014
Dr Desperate
We have a poster for the film of Wesker’s ‘The Kitchen’, in our kitchen.
24 August 2014
peter mcornithologist
@ Bobby Svarc. Birthplace of ex-England defender Matthew Upson. I bet you are shaking with excitement as he threatens to reach match fitness?
29 November 2014
Bobby SVARC
I’ve had a £20 bet with my mate that Upson(Downs) will never play for the LCFC First XI
29 November 2014
peter mcornithologist
@ Bobby Svarc. The Upson fitness saga is strange indeed. How does he almost return but at the last moment injure his ankle yet again? Falling down pissed in Diss? Your £20 is getting ever closer.
8 January 2015
Bobby SVARC
We’ve just signed a Crow Hat for 9.6 million (Kramaric) just waiting on the work permit, It’ll all end in tears I tell thee.
8 January 2015
Nigel
see you’re going for the youth option in goal too – you’ll win nothing with kids
9 January 2015
Bobby SVARC
Goalkeeper Coach
9 January 2015
peter mcornithologist
@ Mr.Svarc. Sad chews Bobby. The demon of Diss plays tonight. Man to man job on Sanchez?
10 February 2015
Bobby SVARC
This could be carnage, Huth and Upson haven’t played for ages, I’ve seen milk turn faster than Morgan, I’ve gone 4 5 and 6 Nil @ 14/1 28/1 50/1,…..Disloyal bastid?…..you betcha 🙂
10 February 2015
EXXO
Another good night for your lads though Peter. Ronnie will have you away from that trapdoor you know.
Any 2 from Mansfield, York , Cheltenham and this season’s most spectacular freefall display team: Accy Stanley.
11 February 2015
peter mcornithologist
Cheers Exxo. I am feeling increasingly optimistic.
11 February 2015
NORMYSTEVE
Stephen Fry lives in Diss, Norfolk.
Hey… Don’t Diss Norfolk.
I’ll get me coat.
22 May 2015