I always thought the “Lime” Dyson was never that ‘limey’… I love my Dyson, to date through the magical media of eBay and YouTube I have performed, procured and/or replaced the following: A Full Dismantle and Clean; New Motor; Sucky Wand; Flexy Tube; Dust Catcher Release Pully Thing… it’s like a meccano/lego housey clean thing… and bizzarely in a rare fusion of inter-gender-mechano-appreciation – the wife loves it too. So Thank You Mr Dyson for Your Marital Aid. It certainly don’t suck!
24 September 2014
Zedsquared
I love to imagine James Dyson really grinding his teeth whenever he hears someone talking about their “Dyson Hoover”.
24 September 2014
peter mcornithologist
Instead of spending my latter schooldays searching for guillemots and twites, I should have paid attention in physics classes and developed the Sucky Wand before clever clogs Dyson. A 3 billion pound bank balance for improving our ability to pick up dirt. Funny old world.
24 September 2014
peter mcornithologist
A feud has broken out between Dyson and both Bosch and Siemens.with regard to cheating during energy efficiency tests.What is the world coming to?
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I always thought the “Lime” Dyson was never that ‘limey’…
I love my Dyson, to date through the magical media of eBay and YouTube I have performed, procured and/or replaced the following: A Full Dismantle and Clean; New Motor; Sucky Wand; Flexy Tube; Dust Catcher Release Pully Thing… it’s like a meccano/lego housey clean thing… and bizzarely in a rare fusion of inter-gender-mechano-appreciation – the wife loves it too. So Thank You Mr Dyson for Your Marital Aid. It certainly don’t suck!
24 September 2014
Zedsquared
I love to imagine James Dyson really grinding his teeth whenever he hears someone talking about their “Dyson Hoover”.
24 September 2014
peter mcornithologist
Instead of spending my latter schooldays searching for guillemots and twites, I should have paid attention in physics classes and developed the Sucky Wand before clever clogs Dyson. A 3 billion pound bank balance for improving our ability to pick up dirt. Funny old world.
24 September 2014
peter mcornithologist
A feud has broken out between Dyson and both Bosch and Siemens.with regard to cheating during energy efficiency tests.What is the world coming to?
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