“I don’t normally like tomatoes, John, but this is delicious”
“Just walk away John, come on”
So… what do we know about John?
Latest: No more gigs in 2020
There are 14 Half Man Half Biscuit albums, plus two roundup compilations, as well as 4 EPs and a handful of one-off songs. No 'Greatest Hits'. Indulge yourself by starting here.
In which we chose the nation's favourite Half Man Half Biscuit song. For the next four years, anyway.
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