“In my rugby shirt, signed by Justin Hayward”
– I, Trog
So… what do we know about Justin Hayward?
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Archie Dream Walker
The road I live in is The Haywards, so he’s naturally the guy who my road is named after pmsl!!
13 July 2015
Archie Dream Walker
I’m just in the Haywards lol
13 July 2015
Dirk Hofman
Born and grew up near a Swindon council estate. Prior to the Moody Blues, he worked as a songwriter for Lonnie Donegan, whose estate own the rights to Nights in White Satin, and as a guitar player for Marty Wilde, whose backing singer wife is called Joyce. Hayward, named his first daughter Doremi..
13 July 2015
THIS LEADEN PAUL
Played a concert at Canterbury Cathedral with Ian Anderson and Bruce Dickinson. It went down better than Thomas A Beckett did.
13 July 2015
peter mcornithologist
He was a talented athlete , specialising in the 440 yards. That is 400 metres for the younger contributors.
13 July 2015
Bananayogi
‘Doremi’ ?
It should be the law that if you give your child a stupid name, when they get to the age of majority they have the option to rename you.
(Oh – he’s from Swindon. That explains a lot.)
16 July 2015
EXXO
At least he’s not a Kansas fan…
…if he was he’d presumably have called his son…
[see where I’m going with this?]
16 July 2015
EXXO
Doesn’t quite work given that he’s only got a daughter though. Damn you for not existing, Wayward Hayward.
16 July 2015
Dr Desperate
I see. Carry on, Wayward, son.
Nice one.
16 July 2015
LIQUID LEN
Suffers from anosmia, and has been unable, on and off, to taste food for years.
20 July 2015