“It appeared that someone called Bill, whilst out walking the bounds that morning, had looked in to Top Acre, and been horrified to see the almost visible ribcage of a foal, which belonged to the straggle-haired girl from Keepers Cottage, whose name, if this was a Helen Fielding novel, would be something like Martha Flanagan.”
– Epiphany
This leaden paul
“Bed and breakfast accommodation near Penrith. Indoor swimming pool.”
23 July 2015
dickhead in quicksand
Should it be Keeper’s Cottage?
23 July 2015
molebOBSKI
The Archers?
23 July 2015
dr desperate
Yes, Archers; former rented home of dishy doctor Richard Locke who had an affair with Shula then departed in a huff.
Also Emmerdale; current home of Victoria Sugden, broken into by Liv Flaherty in order to steal her dresses.
Neither has an apostrophe.
26 September 2020