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In the Rovers Return….ken says to kevin,”hasn’t chesney got a big nose?”kev replies, “craig charles you adam woodyatt” “Cutttt!” screams the director or whoever,”not again,”you’re all “useless,useless”my dear’s.
william roache and michael le vell,along with the other’s mentioned, have stolen for their livelihood.
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Where did this come from? His alter ego has made love to 1000 people. Keith Allen wept while Guy De Maupassnt laughed his hod off.
9 September 2015
Hendrix TATtoo
In the Rovers Return….ken says to kevin,”hasn’t chesney got a big nose?”kev replies, “craig charles you adam woodyatt”
“Cutttt!” screams the director or whoever,”not again,”you’re all “useless,useless”my dear’s.
william roache and michael le vell,along with the other’s mentioned, have stolen for their livelihood.
5 April 2016