I maybe wrong but I’m sure that the Nottingham Florists beat them in some cup final years ago.
11 November 2015
THIS LEADEN PAUL
Once Denmark’s second city. Possess a most attractive Art Nouveau synagogue. Public swimming baths allow topless bathing for women, as they ‘generally have smaller breasts than the men’, according to Mr. Spøkesman. Twice host of the Eurovision Song Contest (q.v.).
11 November 2015
Brumbsicuit
In Scania, the southernmost province of modern Sweden. To most Swedes, the inhabitants have a somewhat impenetrable accent akin to Danish. Nearby Lund is the Cambridge of Sweden, in a university town sense.
11 November 2015
peter mcornithologist
Birthplace of the enigma that is Zlatan. Also the scene of riots in 2013.
11 November 2015
Dr Desperate
Also the birthplace of the enigma that was Anita Ekberg. Malmö FF (Fotbollförening) are the only Nordic club to have reached the European Cup final. The name of their supporters’ group Supras Malmö is short for Supporters Ultras (q v).
11 November 2015
Brumbiscuit
‘Malmö’ taken separately; i.e. ‘malm’ and ‘ö’ means ‘ore island’, but apparently it doesn’t mean that in reality. The location of one of my most humongous hangovers after a night on the piss in Aarhus. Gammel Dansk is best avoided in quantities.
11 November 2015
peter mcornithologist
Malmo v Forest .Blimey.We’ll never see the like again. Although Leicester in 2017 Bobby?.
11 November 2015
Bobby SVARC
10th will do me this year but you never know, a few days in the Dam would be good.
11 November 2015
spyforce
isn’t it pronounced Malmuhr locally ?
17 April 2016
IdrisdachisEller
Only in Hull.
18 April 2016
Peter mcornithologist
Oooh. Shenanigans at a Swedish soccer match.After a firework exploded under his foot, Malmo substitute, Tobias Sana threw a corner flag at Gottenberg fans. Man with a mohican goes mad with a missile in Malmo.
28 April 2016
dr desperate
Thanks to Teletext Alex on the Baker/Lineker podcast ‘Behind Closed Doors’ for the Fun Fact that this season Malmö FF will play a Europa League away match at a ground that is closer to them than any of their opponents’ in the Allsvenskan.
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bobby svarc
I maybe wrong but I’m sure that the Nottingham Florists beat them in some cup final years ago.
11 November 2015
THIS LEADEN PAUL
Once Denmark’s second city. Possess a most attractive Art Nouveau synagogue. Public swimming baths allow topless bathing for women, as they ‘generally have smaller breasts than the men’, according to Mr. Spøkesman. Twice host of the Eurovision Song Contest (q.v.).
11 November 2015
Brumbsicuit
In Scania, the southernmost province of modern Sweden. To most Swedes, the inhabitants have a somewhat impenetrable accent akin to Danish. Nearby Lund is the Cambridge of Sweden, in a university town sense.
11 November 2015
peter mcornithologist
Birthplace of the enigma that is Zlatan. Also the scene of riots in 2013.
11 November 2015
Dr Desperate
Also the birthplace of the enigma that was Anita Ekberg. Malmö FF (Fotbollförening) are the only Nordic club to have reached the European Cup final. The name of their supporters’ group Supras Malmö is short for Supporters Ultras (q v).
11 November 2015
Brumbiscuit
‘Malmö’ taken separately; i.e. ‘malm’ and ‘ö’ means ‘ore island’, but apparently it doesn’t mean that in reality. The location of one of my most humongous hangovers after a night on the piss in Aarhus. Gammel Dansk is best avoided in quantities.
11 November 2015
peter mcornithologist
Malmo v Forest .Blimey.We’ll never see the like again. Although Leicester in 2017 Bobby?.
11 November 2015
Bobby SVARC
10th will do me this year but you never know, a few days in the Dam would be good.
11 November 2015
spyforce
isn’t it pronounced Malmuhr locally ?
17 April 2016
IdrisdachisEller
Only in Hull.
18 April 2016
Peter mcornithologist
Oooh. Shenanigans at a Swedish soccer match.After a firework exploded under his foot, Malmo substitute, Tobias Sana threw a corner flag at Gottenberg fans. Man with a mohican goes mad with a missile in Malmo.
28 April 2016
dr desperate
Thanks to Teletext Alex on the Baker/Lineker podcast ‘Behind Closed Doors’ for the Fun Fact that this season Malmö FF will play a Europa League away match at a ground that is closer to them than any of their opponents’ in the Allsvenskan.
12 September 2019