83 now. His cartoon depiction was voiced by Scatman. Survived being stabbed by his wife in the 1970s.
19 December 2015
Dr desperate
Maybe so, but Scatman (Crothers) unfortunately died of lung cancer in 1986. He also voiced Hong Kong Phooey and Scat Cat in The Aristocats, singing the theme “Ev’rybody Wants to be a Cat”.
20 December 2015
Dr desperate
A synopsis of the first episode: “When Geese gets hurt and goes to hospital the other Globetrotters think he was turned into a kangaroo at a magic show. The kangaroo was actually an unknowing accomplice in a jewelry theft. The Globetrotters must find the real Geese and stop the criminals if they can.” Subsequent episodes were less believable.
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Chris The Siteowner
“Going around the world, and comin’ home again…”
Grew up with the Harlem Globetrotters TV series, of course. Spent my childhood believing his name was ‘Matalog’.
19 December 2015
bobby svarc
It was complete rubbish.
19 December 2015
THIS LEADEN PAUL
83 now. His cartoon depiction was voiced by Scatman. Survived being stabbed by his wife in the 1970s.
19 December 2015
Dr desperate
Maybe so, but Scatman (Crothers) unfortunately died of lung cancer in 1986. He also voiced Hong Kong Phooey and Scat Cat in The Aristocats, singing the theme “Ev’rybody Wants to be a Cat”.
20 December 2015
Dr desperate
A synopsis of the first episode: “When Geese gets hurt and goes to hospital the other Globetrotters think he was turned into a kangaroo at a magic show. The kangaroo was actually an unknowing accomplice in a jewelry theft. The Globetrotters must find the real Geese and stop the criminals if they can.”
Subsequent episodes were less believable.
21 December 2015
Theqwill10
Breaking news… the curse strikes again.
28 December 2015
Chris The Siteowner
Wow. Just 9 days between appearing in the A-Z and shuffling off this mortal coil. Maybe we should have a special table just for that.
28 December 2015
Two fat feet
Real name Meadow Lemon III, so there were at least two before him.
Delighted to see his widow’s name is Cynthia.
28 December 2015
peter mcornithologist
Perhaps his first wife will receive some of the money he didn’t pay her and their children.
28 December 2015
Dr desperate
Left his first wife Cynthia Lemon and took up with Yoko Omo.
28 December 2015
Dickhead in quicksand
Meadowlarks have a volatile taxonomic history. It says here.
29 December 2015
Batley’s very own… Steve malkmus
The curse strikes again…
29 December 2015
Batley’s very own… Steve malkmus
Note to self. Read the whole thread first.
29 December 2015
Guest informant
Hm. A Lark Descending?
29 December 2015