If only we could have stuck with Canaan Banana, everyone would have been better off. Barring Bob himself, of course.
18 February 2016
Huddersfield’s very own… Steve malkmus
To be fair, having your main opponent beaten to within an inch of his life and THEN inviting him to be your “deputy” was a master-stroke in dictatorial circles…
19 February 2016
EXXO
Fingers crossed that the Mnangagwa government will start to get that beautiful country back on track.
15 November 2017
Brumbiscuit
I’m waiting to hear from my Zim-in-exile mate to let me have her insights into what’s going on.
Will the army relax control once the dust settles?
15 November 2017
PETER MCORNITHOLOGIST
Yorkshireman in reverse.
5 August 2019
Lord leominster
The Thick Of It, series 3 episode 1: Nicola Murray: I’m not nervous. It’s just Malcolm’s sort of one of those things that I’m aware of without ever having really to come into contact with, um, like a rat. Ollie: No, he’d hate that. He thinks of himself more of a sort of thin, white Mugabe.
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this leaden paul
If only we could have stuck with Canaan Banana, everyone would have been better off. Barring Bob himself, of course.
18 February 2016
Huddersfield’s very own… Steve malkmus
To be fair, having your main opponent beaten to within an inch of his life and THEN inviting him to be your “deputy” was a master-stroke in dictatorial circles…
19 February 2016
EXXO
Fingers crossed that the Mnangagwa government will start to get that beautiful country back on track.
15 November 2017
Brumbiscuit
I’m waiting to hear from my Zim-in-exile mate to let me have her insights into what’s going on.
Will the army relax control once the dust settles?
15 November 2017
PETER MCORNITHOLOGIST
Yorkshireman in reverse.
5 August 2019
Lord leominster
The Thick Of It, series 3 episode 1:
Nicola Murray: I’m not nervous. It’s just Malcolm’s sort of one of those things that I’m aware of without ever having really to come into contact with, um, like a rat.
Ollie: No, he’d hate that. He thinks of himself more of a sort of thin, white Mugabe.
7 November 2020