“If Jesus came to Earth today, they’d crucify him straight away, upon a cross of MDF, and they’d use No Need For Nails”
So… what do we know about No Need For Nails?
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“If Jesus came to Earth today, they’d crucify him straight away, upon a cross of MDF, and they’d use No Need For Nails”
So… what do we know about No Need For Nails?
Archie dream Walker
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30 March 2016
Archie dream Walker
Lol
30 March 2016
Archie dream Walker
No need for nails,just antipsychotic medication because they’d call him deluded. But Freud was a Jewish Austrian who turned to atheism when Hitler came to power in freud’s native Austria, and Freud got asylum in West London. It’s a conspiracy!!
30 March 2016
this leaden paul
I wouldn’t pretend to know about that, but I always thought Emma Freud getting a slot on Radio 1 was a conspiracy… ‘No More Nails’ is made by Unibond, a subsidiary of Henkel, creators of Persil, who got into adhesives by accident (“That’s what they all say” – A & E staff).
30 March 2016
EXXO
“We used the labour and the ingredients that were available. We were only following orders.” Henkel management, 1945.
“That’s what they all say.” War crimes prosecutors, 1945-46.
Behind every atrocity of the modern age, from the slave trade to the latest Saudi bombs in Yemen, sit a legion of ‘desk killers’, commuting pleasantly from green and pleasant suburbs, designing things, employing people, buying materials, drawing up contracts, having meetings, exporting arms, oil, importing rubber from the genocide of Congo, ‘factory killers’ screwing it all together, ‘service killers’ supplying them with what they need, ‘investment killers’ financing it and profiting from it and of course ‘shop killers’ buying the goods.
I, You, We, Them.
It’s how we live for sure, but surely not how we have to.
My mate’s been working on an epic book about all this for two decades now. To say Heinemann’s best lawyers have been busy is something of an understatement.
30 March 2016
Phyllis Triggs
Agree entirely, Exxo. And awareness is the starting point. Your mate needs to get his book out. Publish and be damned!
30 March 2016
EXXO
Oh don’t worry, it was due out last year and he’s already been paid decent advances while working on certain revisions. Not sure on the latest publication date.
http://www.thebookseller.com/news/william-heinemann-publish-desk-killer-title
In the Auschwitz museum you don’t find many references to the companies that still exist which built the huge petrochemical plant down the road, where the desk killers from those same companies filled in forms to order constant replacements for their high turnover of slave labour and designed modifications to the machinery of genocide.
There are people in Lancashire who I love with jobs that depend on exporting technology and whose conscience depends on pretending they don’t know what the customers use it for. A close relative of mine went there the other day to discuss a project and his conscience lets him do the job without knowing what the system he designs will be used to produce. Various people that I used to respect take their talents to teach English to the Saudi air force which uses the stuff, pretending not to know how it will be used.
Ask the people of bombed villages of Yemen how it is used.
30 March 2016
Bobby SVARC
I bite mine.
30 March 2016
Good morning,ma’am i.c.t.r.y.g
https://youtu.be/czcsO-VCDjA
30 March 2016
EXXO
Anyway Mick what do you reckon would be the best epoxy resin for sticking shiny metal rod rings straight onto carbon fibre (it’s me telescopic travel rod, so has no legs on the rings and no whipping of course, hence the fragility).
30 March 2016
EXXO
Hey Chris if this thread was on a forum, we could make it a sticky.
30 March 2016
Bobby SVARC
Have a look at Deluxe Materials website, I use gallons of their Cyno and that is the best in the world, I used some of their epoxy resin on ORCA, and it do stick
30 March 2016
EXXO
Nice one Mick thanks, poxy epoxy never comes to my house.
30 March 2016
Bobby SVARC
“Another backstage pass for you, Another tube of super glue”…..5 points for Ban and Song
30 March 2016
EXXO
‘Why we don’t tour’ by HMHB?
Actually I knew I knew it and first thought ‘Eastfield’, doh, before I remembered.
30 March 2016
EXXO
S’pose I should have said ‘Lemmy think about that for a minute …’
30 March 2016
Bobby SVARC
Yep, 1980. 36 years ago, hells fire.
30 March 2016
Hendrix TATtoo
Upon a cross of MDF, and they’d used Solvite
https://youtu.be/-54iTBqrD58
30 March 2016
bobby svarc
Gorilla Glue, sticks like shit to a blanket.
31 March 2016
Peter mcornithologist
If Jesus was crucified using said product, then he would no longer be holy.
31 March 2016
EXXo
Come on then, since nobody’s yet cycled into the pine-floored living room in the photo, I’ll give it a go. Only it’s a bit more sinister than ‘Orme Ascent’, isn’t it really?
An array of phallic tubes line his imagination as he shoots his sticky white goo from a tube that resembles a WW2 machine gun. He will create a perfect, clean master room from which to rule his world. The trophies of his colonial conquests from a past life that he has left behind, for now, line the walls, from African gourds on his shelves to rows of National Geographic on the shelves. There’s even some sort of little sarcophagus to indicate that whole kingdoms have been plundered as well as mere villages. They are all out of reach of his perfect blonde child, for now.
The child must inhabit a perfect clean world, for now, though his flowing blonde locks indicate that he has apparent bohemian freedom, for now. The truth behind the shelves will not come crashing down upon his little head. For now.
Ah Henkel – the glue manufcturer that melted people down for soap.
31 March 2016
EXXo
You’ll notice I didn’t even dare to mention that the brand name deliberately lies within a tall black chimney that rises from the roof-top, the inside of the stylised ‘building’ red, like blood and fire.
And…
Relax! It’s only an advert.
31 March 2016
Peter mcornithologist
Has father stuck the kid to the wall because he is hyperactive or perhaps he’s just a twat.
31 March 2016
EXXo
‘Und Thomas, zis shelf vill be even higher, and is for your toys when you are so naughty that you feet aso are glued down.’
31 March 2016
Dirk Hofman
@Bobby, post 19, Sticks like Shit is a good waterproof adhesive, it does what it says on the packet, made by Evo-stik sponsors of lower Leagues along with Bostik and Unibond..
3 April 2016
Bobby SVARC
Should be a few hosses for the glue factory this coming week.
3 April 2016
dr desperate
“If Jesus came to Earth today
They’d crucify him straight away.”
“If Adolf Hitler flew in today
They’d send a limousine anyway.”
Sounds like a Clash rant?
30 June 2019
dr desperate
Actually, attributed to Thomas Carlyle:
“If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.”
30 June 2019