The one in our local looks a bit like Gabriel, I whistle DWF when he follows me into the wine and spirits section .. Proper police use an acronym when referring to Sainsbury’s security, Showsec, Community Police Officers, Highways Agency and the like .. chimps – completely hopeless in most ‘problematic’ situations .. I have a reward card on which I save points ..
18 January 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Got caught stealing a leg of lamb from the supermarket.
The security said, “What are you doing with that?”
I replied, “Potaoes, peas and gravy would be nice”
24 April 2018
dr desperate
Very nice. You doing Lembo, Tony? Ron?
25 April 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Yes, John I’ll be at Leamington. Docs polished, Punk pants and D.P Ironed and Ron is Inflated ready for action….
25 April 2018
POP-TART MARK
I don’t know if we’ll be reminiscing about them in the Battenberg thread five decades hence, but this year’s seasonal Xmas six-pack from Walkers consists of two packs of turkey and stuffing flavour, two of pigs in blankets and two of a scarily authentic Brussels sprouts flavour.
£1 the six-pack in Sainsbury’s for the launch week. Security on standby for explosive situations. Belgian clean-up team likewise.
9 November 2018
Cream cheese and chives
Kendal branch has provided sterling service during this pandemic thing.
11 April 2020
POP-TART MARK
Anyone else finding it’s much easier to nick stuff while they’re pre-occupied with the distancing bollox?
13 April 2020
BOBBY SVARC
Quite a few round our way are.
13 April 2020
Steveo
My long suffering other half always gets followed round sainsburys (and any other shop) despite working in a library and not looking the least bit criminal . We can’t work out why .It even happens abroad on holiday. Anyone got any ideas apart from my theory that her picture is on the wall at sucurity guard training school?
Gok wan acolyte
Not only hard but anti-gay too https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/10/sainsburys-security-guard-men-holding-hands-leave-shop-london
Perhaps they are over-compensating
1 October 2016
dirk hofman
The one in our local looks a bit like Gabriel, I whistle DWF when he follows me into the wine and spirits section .. Proper police use an acronym when referring to Sainsbury’s security, Showsec, Community Police Officers, Highways Agency and the like .. chimps – completely hopeless in most ‘problematic’ situations ..
I have a reward card on which I save points ..
18 January 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Got caught stealing a leg of lamb from the supermarket.
The security said, “What are you doing with that?”
I replied, “Potaoes, peas and gravy would be nice”
24 April 2018
dr desperate
Very nice. You doing Lembo, Tony? Ron?
25 April 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Yes, John I’ll be at Leamington.
Docs polished, Punk pants and D.P Ironed and Ron is Inflated ready for action….
25 April 2018
POP-TART MARK
I don’t know if we’ll be reminiscing about them in the Battenberg thread five decades hence, but this year’s seasonal Xmas six-pack from Walkers consists of two packs of turkey and stuffing flavour, two of pigs in blankets and two of a scarily authentic Brussels sprouts flavour.
£1 the six-pack in Sainsbury’s for the launch week. Security on standby for explosive situations. Belgian clean-up team likewise.
9 November 2018
Cream cheese and chives
Kendal branch has provided sterling service during this pandemic thing.
11 April 2020
POP-TART MARK
Anyone else finding it’s much easier to nick stuff while they’re pre-occupied with the distancing bollox?
13 April 2020
BOBBY SVARC
Quite a few round our way are.
13 April 2020
Steveo
My long suffering other half always gets followed round sainsburys (and any other shop) despite working in a library and not looking the least bit criminal . We can’t work out why .It even happens abroad on holiday. Anyone got any ideas apart from my theory that her picture is on the wall at sucurity guard training school?
23 June 2022