“Multi-talented Sinitta, I just want to meet yer – ‘cos I am St Peter, and you’re going downstairs”
– Mars Ultras, You’ll Never Make The Station
“While St Peter investigates the inevitable asterisk”
– Surging out of Convalescence
So… what do we know about St Peter?
this leaden paul
Has been advised vehemently on numerous occasions to NOT call me, for I cannot go, on account of owing my soul to the company store. Changed his religion for better employment prospects, not unlike Cat Stevens and Yousef Youhana (Are you SURE about this? – Apostasy Ed.).
21 December 2016
Jeff dReadnought
Preached the epistles to the apostles wearing nothing but a magenta bath towel.
21 December 2016
theqwill10
My favourite saint – mainly because of his cool name.
22 December 2016
dickhead in quicksand
School motto, “Super antiquas vias”. Often translated as, “In the same old rut”.*
*And other times as, “Are you going my way?”
22 December 2016