“It appeared that someone called Bill, whilst out walking the bounds that morning, had looked in to Top Acre, and been horrified to see the almost visible ribcage of a foal, which belonged to the straggle-haired girl from Keepers Cottage, whose name, if this was a Helen Fielding novel, would be something like Martha Flanagan.”

– Epiphany

So… what do we know about Top Acre?