There are 14 Half Man Half Biscuit albums, plus two roundup compilations, as well as 4 EPs and a handful of one-off songs. No 'Greatest Hits'. Indulge yourself by starting here.
The Lux Familiar Cup 2019
In which we chose the nation's favourite Half Man Half Biscuit song. For the next four years, anyway.
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Random Lyrics
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dirk hofman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En4ase-1-FA … sprinkle some fairy dust on it …
14 April 2017
hendrix-tattoo
“I’ll sock it to you daddy”
https://youtu.be/BCV6paTXyCU
14 April 2017
Peter Mcornithologist
Film starring Joan Crawford and her eyebrows .
14 April 2017
Transit FULL of keith
Was the nickname of the long-serving head of my secondary school. No sideys to speak of.
16 April 2017