“Break off from grouting Willy”
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“Break off from grouting Willy”
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(2 years ago by Sylvian's Whippet)
Peter Mcornithologist
willy quadrackers .Dutch soccer player .Can those crazy names be surpassed ?
30 June 2017
bobby svarc
Willy van der Kerkof, brother of René who caused the 1978 world cup final to be held up after taking to the pitch with an offensive weapon.The Argentinians were frit shitless at the sight of René wearing a plaster cast on his wrist. This was another act of blatant cheating by the hosts who’s win left a sour taste. The Dutch were 2 inches away from winning the world cup when Rensenbrink’s last minute shot cannoned off the post.
1 July 2017
Peter Mcornithologist
Lovable member of the Black Pig . Born in Wigan .
1 July 2017
Paul f
Dutch footie player names in the 70s were great -as were F1 drivers. Clay Regazzoni being probably my favourite of the latter, and Johnny Rep the former.
2 July 2017
Robin Yachts
Surely should have been Martin Jol’s first name, seeing as his brothers were named Dick and Kok
6 July 2017
No chips allowed
Sweets little Willy wouldn’t go home. May be a sexual reference, but I prefer to think he just couldn’t tear himself away from the korfball.
19 July 2024
Sylvian's Whippet
Willy was the star of the ZX Spectrum games, Manic Miner and Jet Set Willy, designed and coded by Wallasey-based teenage programmer Matthew Smith, who also wrote a game called Styx (q.v.)
20 July 2024