The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project

You’re Hard

Henry Rollins
Henry Rollins
You’re hard
You’re hard
Big Jimmy Nail
Big Jimmy Nail
You’re hard as well
Sainsbury’s security
Like I’m dead scared
Oh what a frightening world it can be

Lenny Henry
Lenny Henry
You’re funny
You’re funny
Jenny Eclair
Jenny Eclair
You’re dead funny too

Deayton, Baddiel, Anderson, Brand
Call nurse, soothe my sides
Oh, what a funny old world it can be
OK, let’s pedestrianise the High Street…

Mariella Frostrup does loads of voiceovers but nothing much else yet she seems to get by

Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?
Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?
If this is New Labour, Mr. Blair
Should anyone need me, I’ll be over there