Quality Janitor is about old janitors/parkies/grandads who presumably “put Nick Straker on the floor” when the seventies one-hit-wonders went for a walk in the park and had a trip in the dark. Maybe. Anyway, I thought this one was going to be difficult when five correspondents sent in five quite different first lines, but it got easier from there on in. That line may generate some discussion though. Thanks to Grim, Grev, Swanaldo, gNick and Jon F

Stop Press: MP3 of August’s Roadwater gig now available, courtesy of Christos: download here (80Mb, right/ctrl-click)