Every Half Man Half Biscuit fan loves the “list songs” and 2005’s Achtung Bono CD didn’t disappoint. Upon Westminster Bridge is just a stream of consciousness list of stuff from everyday life in Britain in the early noughties. For no bloody reason whatsoever. And that, of course, is the whole point. No, I’m not going to put any umlauts in Motley Crue either.

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