“Ground Control to Monty Don”
So… what do we know about Monty Don?
The A to Z of HMHB
Latest: No more gigs in 2020
The A to Z of HMHB
There are 14 Half Man Half Biscuit albums, plus two roundup compilations, as well as 4 EPs and a handful of one-off songs. No 'Greatest Hits'. Indulge yourself by starting here.
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This leaden paul
One of his dogs has its own Twitter account. There should be a song about people like that.
6 July 2019
CARRIE ANNE
Sad to report the demise of Nigel, Monty’s dog. No longer in need of his Twitter account.
11 May 2020
dr desperate
Tom Don’s dad’s dog’s dead.
12 May 2020
Cream cheese and chives
Pictured on the FRONT page of The Times with the caption, ‘In his first interview since the death of his golden retriever,Monty Don says he “cried like a baby.”‘
The FRONT page!
16 May 2020
EXXO
It ain’t going to sell papers on any other page. They will have paid through the nose to beat the Mail to that interview.
16 May 2020
Cream cheese and chives
The Mail’s headline is ‘Teaching Unions killed Monty Don’s dog!’
16 May 2020
EXXO
In tomorrow’s Mail On Sunday – exclusive pics show Keir Starmer laughing on night Monty’s tragic Nigel died.
16 May 2020