The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project

Mr Cave’s a Window Cleaner Now

Oh, gangway!
I’m coming through!
Ooh

Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

If there’s one thing that I like
I drive around on my motorbike
I am the speed king
I am the speed king

Ooh

Oh, release the pigeons!
Oh, mother!
Hey hey hey (ooh)
Hey hey hey (ow)
Yeah

Ow

Ooh – never touched me

It’s turned out nice again
It’s turned out nice again
It’s turned out nice again
It’s turned out nice again

Ow, yeah

Oh, I’ve got a picture of a girl next door
With my little stick of Ayers Rock
With my little stick of Ayers Rock
Rock rock ooh
Yeah
And I heard her laughing
And I heard her screaming
And I found her bleeding
And she wasn’t breathing
So I did what I could with my gas mask
Yeah I did what I could with my gas mask
Gas mask
Yeah
Ooh

Ooh
Hey hey hey
Yeah
Oh, if you could see what I could see
Oh, if you could see what I could see
Big Jesus soulmates gas mask