Friday Night And The Gates Are Low is perhaps the archetypical HMHB football song. It ticks all the boxes: imagery of watching third division games in the cold, a mention of an obscure European team, you name it. And it provokes a wry nod of acknowledgement from anyone who’s suffered the opposing sub ruining their weekend. You don’t have to be a Tranmere supporter. Thanks to Dave for this one.

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