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The A to Z of HMHB

C is for...

  • C&A
  • Cadbury’s Flake
  • Cadfael
  • Cadillac
  • Calcutta railways
  • Caldy
  • Camber Sands
  • Camberwick
  • Camden
  • Camelot
  • Cammell Laird
  • Camp TV Chefs
  • Campagnolo
  • CAMRA
  • Can
  • Canderel
  • Cant
  • Canterbury Spur
  • Capel Curig
  • Capri
  • Captain Beefheart
  • Captain Bligh
  • Captain Flack
  • Captain Snort
  • Caramacs
  • Carbon monoxide alarm
  • Care Bear
  • Caribbean
  • Carl
  • Carla Lane
  • Carol
  • Carphone Warehouse
  • Carrie Anne
  • Cartmel
  • Cartoon Ducks
  • Cash In The Attic
  • Cat, The
  • Catcher in the Rye
  • Cathy Staniforth
  • Cats
  • Caves of Drach
  • CBGB
  • Cemaes Bay
  • Cemetery Gates
  • Centre Court
  • Cetshwayo
  • Chad
  • Channel Four
  • Chantelle
  • Chapterhouse
  • Charles Manson
  • Charles Nove
  • Charlie
  • Chartist Demonstrators
  • Chas’n’Dave
  • Chatteris
  • Chatto and Windus
  • Cheap Trick Live at the Budokan
  • Checkatrade
  • Chelsea
  • Cher impersonator
  • Chesil Beach
  • Chester
  • Chester Barnes
  • Chic Bates
  • Chigley
  • Children’s Zoo
  • Chippy Minton
  • Chirk Airfield
  • Chomsky
  • Chris de Burgh
  • Chris from Future Doom
  • Chrissie Hynde
  • Christendom
  • Christian Salvesen
  • Chubby Brown
  • CIA
  • Claire Rayner
  • Clan Of Xymox
  • Climie Fisher
  • Clockwork Orange
  • Cloggy
  • Clwydian Hills
  • CND
  • Cofiwch Dryweryn
  • Coke
  • Colombia
  • Columbia Hotel
  • Comedy grandad
  • Comedy hypnotist
  • Comedy parkie
  • Comic Relief
  • Commodores
  • Congolesi Unsworth
  • Conny Plank
  • Constance
  • Continental
  • Continuity announcers
  • Copenhagen
  • Coppers, The
  • CORGI
  • Cornbury
  • Corrs, The
  • Cosi Fan Tutte
  • Cotswold
  • Countdown
  • Cowes
  • Cradle Of Filth
  • Craft Beer
  • Crazy Golf
  • Crazy Razor
  • Cream
  • Creetown
  • Cresta
  • Crewe
  • Crieff, Perth and Kinross
  • Half Man Half Biscuit's 90 Bisodol (Crimond) album (2011) Crimond
  • Crispy Ambulance
  • Cromwell
  • Cropredy
  • Crossroads
  • Crowded House
  • Crown Green Bowler
  • Crucible, the
  • Crucifixion Nails
  • Crystal Maze, The
  • CSI
  • CSNY
  • Cuba
  • Cuban
  • Cupid
  • Curries of Dumfries
  • Curry Night
  • Cycle To Work Scheme

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