Ladies and Gentlemen:
the songs which have made the round of 32…

  • A Country Practice
  • All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit
  • Asparagus Next Left
  • Bob Wilson – Anchorman
  • Descent Of The Stiperstones
  • Dickie Davies Eyes
  • Eno Collaboration
  • Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
  • Every Time a Bell Rings
  • Everything’s AOR
  • For What Is Chatteris…
  • Joy Division Oven Gloves
  • Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)
  • Knobheads on Quiz Shows
  • National Shite Day
  • Outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis
  • Paintball’s Coming Home
  • Restless Legs
  • Rock And Roll Is Full Of Bad Wools
  • Swerving the Checkatrade
  • Tending The Wrong Grave For 23 Years
  • Terminus
  • The Light at the End of the Tunnel
  • The Trumpton Riots
  • The Unfortunate Gwatkin
  • Them’s The Vagaries
  • Thy Damnation Slumbereth Not
  • Turned Up Clocked On Laid Off
  • Twenty Four Hour Garage People
  • We Built This Village On A Trad Arr Tune
  • Westward Ho! – Massive Letdown
  • When The Evening Sun Goes Down

The voting stats for the top 32 above will be withheld until the tournament is over, to avoid influencing the knockout round voting, but here are the stats on the 173 songs which sadly didn’t make it…

WLW%Skipped
33Irk The Purists2277133463.1%296
34A Lilac Harry Quinn2163126963.0%271
35Monmore, Hare’s Running2159127762.8%410
36Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show2271134762.8%244
37Surging out of Convalescence2205131362.7%339
38Fuckin’ ‘Ell It’s Fred Titmus2231133262.6%203
39Running Order Squabble Fest2165129362.6%333
40Uffington Wassail2211137061.7%342
41Depressed Beyond Tablets2184136361.6%275
42The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman2253140961.5%230
43Lord Hereford’s Knob2140136361.1%264
44L’Enfer C’Est Les Autres2104134161.1%316
45San Antonio Foam Party2161138061.0%414
46Bad Losers on Yahoo Chess2154138061.0%314
4727 Yards Of Dental Floss2196141660.8%304
48Harsh Times in Umberstone Covert2143138560.7%329
49Look Dad No Tunes2117139060.4%398
50Time Flies By (When You’re A Driver Of A Train)2117140260.2%210
5199% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd2159145159.8%280
52Tommy Walsh’s Eco House2059138559.8%302
53Fix It So She Dreams Of Me2076140659.6%295
54Man of Constant Sorrow (With a Garage in Constant Use)2178148959.4%267
55Renfield’s Afoot2023142858.6%337
56Bottleneck at Capel Curig2053145058.6%353
574AD3DCD2089148458.5%308
58The Bane Of Constance2005142758.4%370
59The Referee’s Alphabet2069147558.4%300
60Adam Boyle Has Cast Lad Rock Aside2143153158.3%247
61Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo2006144258.2%288
62Little In The Way Of Sunshine2048147558.1%320
63If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day1981144157.9%418
64Something’s Rotten In The Back of Iceland1979144457.8%340
65Dead Men Don’t Need Season Tickets2089155557.3%285
66Urge For Offal1946145757.2%381
67She’s In Broadstairs1941145457.2%416
68Upon Westminster Bridge2020154656.6%302
69It’s Cliched to be Cynical at Christmas2011157156.1%272
70Alehouse Futsal1916152855.6%323
71Sealclubbing1937154555.6%318
72Gubba Look-a-likes2003160255.6%375
73Mod. Diff. Vdiff. Hard Severe1937156055.4%342
74Vatican Broadside1904154955.1%291
75Friday Night And The Gates Are Low1884154355.0%439
76God Gave Us Life1961160954.9%283
77Hedley Verityesque1742143254.9%465
78Used To Be In Evil Gazebo1882157854.4%408
79Totnes Bickering Fair1855155954.3%345
80This Leaden Pall1820154754.1%373
81P.R.S. Yearbook – Quick, The Drawbridge1832157253.8%445
82It Makes The Room Look Bigger1838158653.7%358
83Prag Vec at the Melkweg1817158353.4%429
84What Made Colombia Famous…1866163253.3%299
85Ode To Joyce1927170353.1%255
86Old Age Killed My Teenage Bride1872166552.9%362
87CORGI Registered Friends1843164152.9%403
88Bad Review1745157352.6%453
89The Best Things In Life1738159452.2%406
90I was a teenage armchair Honved fan1782164552.0%395
91Paradise Lost (You’re The Reason Why)1762164151.8%472
92Bladderwrack Allowance1772167351.4%393
93Baguette Dilemma For The Booker Prize Guy1841175651.2%297
94Stuck Up A Hornbeam1790171751.0%393
95Improv Workshop Mimeshow Gobshite1716164751.0%477
96Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be with Jesus1731167550.8%360
97Left Lyrics In The Practice Room1721166750.8%414
98Mathematically Safe1720168650.5%379
99Twydale’s Lament1698168050.3%400
100With Goth On Our Side1777176050.2%337
101Mate of the Bloke1707171449.9%386
102The Announcement1748176649.7%352
103RSVP1715175649.4%372
104The Coroner’s Footnote1722177349.3%344
105Give Us Bubblewrap1668173549.0%410
106My Outstretched Arms1645171249.0%403
107The Len Ganley Stance1695177748.8%314
108Fear My Wraith1628171248.7%437
109Petty Sessions1629172248.6%411
110Lark Descending1642174548.5%391
111Letters Sent1626173148.4%426
112Reflections in A Flat1640179147.8%432
113I Went To A Wedding…1694185847.7%384
114Fun Day in the Park1587175147.5%411
115I Love You Because (You Look Like Jim Reeves)1661183347.5%350
116Tyrolean Knockabout1539171547.3%479
117Emerging From Gorse1631181847.3%405
118Footprints1550173547.2%466
119Floreat Inertia1544173547.1%475
120Venus in Flares1617182447.0%403
121I Hate Nerys Hughes (From The Heart) 1603181946.8%311
122Mileage Chart1627186246.6%432
123King of Hi-Vis1622185846.6%401
124Keeping Two Chevrons Apart1612185046.6%406
125Four Skinny Indie Kids1587182246.6%422
126A Shropshire Lad1603184446.5%478
127Breaking News1536179046.2%486
128Secret Gig1546180346.2%517
129Yipps (My Baby Got The)1511176646.1%502
130The Ballad of Climie Fisher1589186946.0%423
131This One’s For Now1572185045.9%376
132Tour Jacket with Detachable Sleeves1540181845.9%411
133Whit Week Malarkey1516179945.7%548
134I Left My Heart In Papworth General1581190045.4%368
135Ordinary to Enschede1501182245.2%470
136Albert Hammond Bootleg1531186845.0%411
137Blood on the Quad1493184944.7%437
1381966 And All That1499186144.6%447
139Our Tune1490185544.5%488
140Mars Ultras, You’ll Never Make The Station1500188644.3%494
141Rod Hull Is Alive – Why?1468184844.3%514
142Excavating Rita1525193044.1%478
143Blue Badge Abuser1521192844.1%412
144Turn A Blind Eye1488190643.8%461
145Deep House Victims Minibus Appeal1449188543.5%491
146David Wainwright’s Feet1390181443.4%556
147Sensitive Outsider1387189542.3%497
148Even Men With Steel Hearts1400191542.2%570
149Jarg Armani1370193341.5%502
150Sponsoring the Moshpits1432202341.4%444
151Whiteness Thy Name Is Meltonian1349190741.4%601
152Reasons To Be Miserable (Part 10)1409199641.4%490
153Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes1379196541.2%409
154CAMRA Man1301191040.5%488
155Emergency Locksmith1345198140.4%476
156Bogus Official1339197940.4%461
157He Who Would Valium Take1337198240.3%480
158D’Ye Ken Ted Moult?1321199039.9%436
159On Passing Lilac Urine1298198439.5%532
160Hair Like Brian May Blues1327208038.9%417
161Song of Encouragement for the Orme Ascent1277203338.6%548
162On The ’Roids1277204938.4%412
163M-6-ster1261205438.0%504
164Architecture and Morality Ted and Alice1297211338.0%514
165Quality Janitor1237203637.8%571
166New York Skiffle1266209937.6%488
167Let’s Not1196200537.4%622
168Numanoid Hang-glide1180198837.2%657
169Third Track Main Camera Four Minutes1152197336.9%580
170See That My Bike’s Kept Clean1212209836.6%510
171Styx Gig (Seen By My Mates Coming Out Of A)1194207636.5%460
172Malayan Jelutong1129200036.1%584
173Arthur’s Farm1174211335.7%506
174Girlfriend’s Finished With Him1128210934.8%585
175Doreen1106207734.7%531
176You’re Hard1155218634.6%500
177Fretwork Homework1117217034.0%571
178Soft Verges1095212834.0%613
179On Finding The Studio Banjo1143223733.8%438
180Nove on the Sly1072214533.3%609
181Moody Chops1060219832.5%634
182Ready Steady Goa1050221732.1%561
183I, Trog1015216331.9%621
184On Reaching The Wensum996216231.5%534
185Christian Rock Concert1064235031.2%528
186Worried Man Blues1020227830.9%495
187False Grit999229630.3%555
188ITMA945217330.3%590
189Get Kramer979232129.7%550
190Epiphany931227929.0%603
191Ecclesiastical Perks959235029.0%644
192Children of Apocalyptic Techstep927230628.7%609
193Multitude822233226.1%645
194Faithlift811232225.9%686
195Mr Cave’s a Window Cleaner Now812234725.7%640
196£24.99 From Argos808234525.6%633
197Split Single With Happy Lounge Labelmates787229325.6%694
198Busy Little Market Town803246124.6%476
199Carry On Cremating774243524.1%632
200Stavanger Töestub787259223.3%527
201Song For Europe628247820.2%671
20213 Eurogoths Floating In The Dead Sea608269718.4%531
203Theme Tune For Something Or Other482279714.7%526
204Visitor for Mr Edmonds30329679.3%531
205Slight Reprise22230146.9%578

Overall, there were 350,372 matches with results, and 41,578 skipped ties. This compares to just under 200,000 in total last time, so almost double the vote. More stats to follow, as well as news of the Round of 32. But for now, over to you…