The Lux Familiar Cup – in which readers of The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project choose their favourite songs of all time. Voting on this album closed on Sat 12 February 2011, and the results from this qualifying group are below. 502 votes were cast. Two songs go through to the knockout stage, and two sprinted well ahead of the rest of the pack, which is neat.

Qualified for last 32

1. All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit (14.7%)
2. The Trumpton Riots (14.1%)

In the race for the fastest losers:

3. Fuckin’ ‘Ell It’s Fred Titmus (9.4%)
4= Albert Hammond Bootleg

…and with the prospect of a penalty shootout a distinct possibility, that’s all for now. If you missed the vote and wish to hurl abuse at the ignorance of the masses, there’s a nice space to do it in below.

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