This is part of a continuing story – the first few years’ worth of comments can be found here and the latest ones can be found here.
Use this page for getting excited about a gig, pleading for spare tickets, arranging a pub meet, getting a lift, and whatever else comes to mind. For any gig.
Hedley Verity
Bristol gig now advertised – February 26th @ O2 Academy.
26 August 2015
Kendo nagasaki
cant wait for the sheffield gig. must be ten years since my first ever HMHB gig at the boardwalk. still wondering if i will ever get to hear them play something from the underrated masterpiece that is some call it godcore. (yes that is me that shouts godcore incessantly at all the northern gigs)
30 August 2015
more like ken barlow
Anyone meeting up for pre-gig pint in Sheffield?
1 September 2015
TAYLO
I met The Fifth Biscuit in The Bankers Draft, Sheffield before the 2004 Boardwalk gig. Cilla’s dead so maybe HMHB can take over matchmaking duties.
1 September 2015
jitsu_g
Lots of good boozers in Sheffield, station tap probably best near venue (unless anyone knows better) and handy for train / tram. Alas I am driving so shan’t be partaking. However I won’t be driving in Glasgow, so some Scottish boozer advice would be very welcome
2 September 2015
EXXO
Can’t make it tonight meself but yes, what an ale selection that always is at the station http://www.sheffieldtap.com/
3 September 2015
MORE LIKE KEN BARLOW
Thanks for the Sheffield Tap Top Tip. Epic. And I just had a chat with Ken at the stage door.
3 September 2015
KillieGradge
Henglers Circus on Sauchiehall Street is very close. Wotherspoons so cheap but …its Wotherspoons.
8 September 2015
Thenotsogreatgatsby
Bar Budda on Sauchiehall Street is my usual meet up place for gigs at the ABC, nice area at the back and had good pre gig meet ups there in the past for the likes of China Crisis, Amsterdam, Jesus Jones, and Gary Numan although with the latter we had to leave our hang-gliders outside
8 September 2015
Art McGuinness
Going to see the band in Glasgow on Friday. Who were the support act in Sheffield and were they any good? Do I go for some food before the gig and miss the support or stay hungry until after the gig?
9 September 2015
Bobby SVARC
Message from Geoff.
http://probe-plus.co.uk/index.php/news
9 September 2015
Bobby SVARC
By the way, something happens on Friday night that last happened in 1991…
9 September 2015
jitsu_g
State bar, Bunker Bar and Slouch bar have all been mentioned as decent boozers in the vicinity of the gig. However having only been to Glasgow once ( 15 yrs ago) I can’t vouch for any of these,
10 September 2015
Dr Desperate
OK, State it is then. We’ll be there from 6.
10 September 2015
Cardinal Richelieu
Variety Bar is also pretty decent and a stone’s throw away.
11 September 2015
the not so great gatsby
I will be in The State Bar from around 5.15, as I work a few minutes walk away from the ABC, looking forward to my first HMHB gig since 1997 when they played the Cathouse.
11 September 2015
NX3TO
Belated reply to Bobby (problems with my posts being identified as spam. Sorted out by CtSO. Thanks).
Friday night football at Blundell Park. #utm.
13 September 2015
ady
great to see the lads have ditched awful warehouse 23 in favour of the much superior picturedrome again for the west yorks gig in march
30 September 2015
Chris The Siteowner
Time to start the chat for the gig in That London next week. I was going to suggest the pub opposite for a meet-up, where we used to spend our lunchtimes when I worked next door. Then I remembered that was back in 1990, so the place might have a different name or something. So I looked at Google Street View. What the **** happened? Who’d have thought building work might have changed the area at all in just 25 years? So where’s good? Who’s going?
7 October 2015
Porkypie
Best pub in that neck of the woods these days is the pineapple, gets absolutely heaving before gigs mind and is pretty small.
7 October 2015
Dr Desperate
Looks good: Time Out says “So great is Kentish Town’s love of the Pineapple that when the pub was threatened with redevelopment into flats in 2002, locals started a campaign to save it, and got the place listed by English Heritage in just eight days.” K-Town subscribers to the Londonist website rank it top above the Southampton Arms, Tapping The Admiral and Aces & Eights. It’s five minutes’ walk from the gig, and they do cheap Thai food – we must do brunch sometime.
Jitsu-G, Andy off The Benefit Cheats and I will be there. (I’ll also be back at The Forum on the Saturday for the Last Ever Graham Parker & The Rumour gig – posters promise special guests, but that may just be the Rumour.)
7 October 2015
peter mcornithologist
Fuckin’ell. Fred Titmus may well have had a pint in one of the pubs you have mentioned.Spent his early years in Kentish Town. Probably cost 1 shilling in that era.
7 October 2015
Dagenham dave
I’ve got a spare for the London gig on Thursday 15th October if anyone fancies it.
DM on the Twitter @Dalliance68 or leave a message here
Cheers
10 October 2015
Tim
Does anyone know what time they are likely to go on?
Doors at 7, but I can’t believe they will be on before 9?
12 October 2015
tim Wright
Does anyone know what time they are likely to go on on Thursday?
Doors are at 7, but i can’t see them going on before 9. Any news on support band? I’d hate to miss the start of the set tho.
12 October 2015
Paddy
If you get time go to the Southampton Arms. http://www.thesouthamptonarms.co.uk absolutely cracking pub.
12 October 2015
Righteous Handbag
Why is there never much info on support bands for HMHB gigs?
14 October 2015
Simon
From the Forum’s web site…
7pm – Doors
8pm – Sonnenberg
9pm – Half Man Half Biscuit
11pm – Curfew
14 October 2015
Dickhead in quicksand
7pm – Doors
You can guess the rest.
14 October 2015
Dr Desperate
Who are Curfew there to play?
15 October 2015
Chris The Siteowner
If anyone here spots me at the gig, do come and say hi. Update: cheers guys-whose-name-I-didn’t-catch. And Dagenham Dave. Who I knew.
15 October 2015
Righteous Handbag
I would have been in my old Tranmere 3rd kit (black) but it was cut up by a jealous ex…not sure i will be there for Sonnenberg, seen a picture
15 October 2015
Paul Gooden
For those attending the Bristol O2 gig (26/2/16 Fri) it appears there’s another appearance for Curfew at 10.00. This seems to be becoming a common occurence at this venue. Could be because they just built student flats on top of the venue. Just seen a different band there and NO encore was allowed.
16 October 2015
Starshy
Re the curfew at the Bristol o2, I believe that this is due to a club night on Friday’s, the venue can get one crowd in, see the gig, kick them out, then get a 2nd paying audience through the door. Nice work if you can get it.
18 October 2015
MR GALBRAITH
Re the gig at Bristol O2 : £2.50 ‘admin fee’ for printing off your own e-ticket?? Robbing bastards. Still, I have just stuck it to the man by electing to have my ticket posted, only costs an extra 20p and the stamp should cost them at least double that.
22 October 2015
jitsu_g
The printing off charge is, unfortunately quite common these days. Ticket master did once charge me £5.50 postage for a £10 ticket ( not biscuits), how I would of loved to pay £2.50 to print it off then!
22 October 2015
jitsu_g
Bristol tickets and hotel sorted. I also splashed out the extra 20p to save some ink.
23 October 2015
windy militant
Im an expat living in Australia, cant imagine HMHB would be able to play here (although Id happily offer my spare bed in Adelaide and I do have tim tams). So whats the general feeling about a tribute band….Half Man Half Anzac. Any Expats play bass?
10 November 2015
toastkid
“No time wasters. You can guess the rest.”
10 November 2015
paul f
Mmmm. Tim Tams….
10 November 2015
Brumbiscuit
The Bilston gig’s a while away yet, but my plans are to eat around 5.30 p.m at Jivan’s Balti House, 5 mins walk from the main Wolvo station, then to adjourn to the Great Western pub about 5 mins the other side of the station. There’ll be a couple of us doing that. Depending on numbers, a taxi from there to Bilston should only be a couple of quid each. The Great Western is about as down to earth a pub can get, plus it serves Holdens’ ales and the legendary Bathams’ Bitter. If anyone’s up for a balti, let me know, as I’ll need to book as Jivan’s is very popular.
In Bilston itself there is a Spoonies, and the Olde White Rose, though the latter tends to be rather to full for the bar’s capacity to serve punters. There is a pub called the Greyhound and Punchbowl that is on CAMRA’s national pub interiors inventory. Might be worth a visit.
http://jivansbalti.com/
http://www.holdensgreatwesternwolverhampton.co.uk/location
http://www.historywebsite.co.uk/listed/greyhound/bilstongreyhound.htm
http://www.bathams.co.uk/our-brews/
15 November 2015
Brumbiscuit
too full, tsk, tsk
15 November 2015
floreat inertia
Good luck in sourcing pre-match refreshments BB. See ye there.
21 November 2015
Dr Desperate
I could go a balti, BB – put me down for Jivan’s, if you’d be so kind. Great Western, check.
Taxi, check (should be cheaper than tram from St George’s).
I’ll be in Manc the night before for The Rutles, so it’s looking good that week.
21 November 2015
Bobby SVARC
What a bugger, Wait all year for Bilston and I can’t go. Back in the NHS I’m affraid.
24 November 2015
Brumbiscuit
Ooh, I’ve just noticed that Monmore hold meetings on a Thursday. First race at 6.33pm. Assuming that they do the Robin2 next year and on a Thursday, that’s the place to go for pre-gig entertainment, perhaps? Though I do take the point about cruelty…
For this year, I’ll stick with Jivans and the GW.
29 November 2015
Dr desperate
Next generation news: my daughter will be coming to the Bristol gig in February (not on the ‘They’re gonna be unveiling some new material…’ list yet, CtSO). Be gentle with her, it’ll be her first experience of the HMHB experience. She’ll be the under-30 wearing JDOGs.
29 November 2015
Cygnus
Great stuff DR D. I’m sure she’ll love it
So after 25 years of stubborn resistance my bitter half is finally. coming to the Bilston show. Just hope they play Look Dad and Fix It for her…
29 November 2015
Brumbsicuit
Last call for Jivans at 5.30 on 10/12…
1 December 2015
German rep
Hi Brumbiscuit, I’d like to join in, if not to late already? I’m staying in Dudley so have to work out the way to the restaurant, but still…
Looking forward to meeting you! Rgds, Thorsten
4 December 2015
BrumbiscUit
Sure Thorsten. The more the merrier.
The 126 bus takes you from Dudley to the Wolvo bus station that is even closer to Jivans. Not sure about Bridge Street or the last one back, thobut…
4 December 2015
BrumbiscUit
Table for 5 booked at 5pm.
Although licensed, you can BYO drink. There isn’t anywhere handy nearby, so grab it where you can…
4 December 2015
German rep
Thank you for the hints. BYOD? Guests take a six-pack or similar into the restaurant? Interesting concept, never experienced that before…
5 December 2015
Brumbiiscuit
Well, good form is not to take too much. A couple of 660ml larger bottles of Becks usually suffices for me. Just so expectations are managed, Jivans is a down-to-earth place. Don’t expect tablecloths. They do do cutlery though.
5 December 2015
German rep
@Brumbiscuit: Thanks again for the advice. Looking forward to Thursday!
5 December 2015
Brumbiiscuit
Quick update: It’s 5pm on Thursday @ Jivans, not 5.30…
7 December 2015
floreat ULTONIA
See you at Jivans, ta to BB for organising
7 December 2015
more like ken barlow
Hi All,
Have spare ticket and hotel room at the Premier Inn near Wolverhampton Station if anyone’s interested. Room is only £35 as booked early. Term & conditions apply!
7 December 2015
WARDEN HODGES
Yep, looking forward to it now. Got a room upstairs with a greasy fry up next day (like last October). Decent Wspoons around the corner as well with a quicker than usual service.
7 December 2015
Brumbsicuit
I think I’ll be in the Davitt/Barnstoneworth Utd top. BUT it’s a dead ringer for Stoke’s, so I may wear the Dukla Prague home kit to be contrary instead.
If only they knew the fraught decisions that have to be made…
8 December 2015
WARDEN HODGES
DPA given a rest after the last 11 gigs.
Motorway t-shirt. ‘When Skies Are Grey’ t-shirt for journey home.
8 December 2015
Brumbiscuit
I had a (strange) dream last night in which the boys played I Saw Her Standing There in tribute to John Lennon’s demise, but there were no Mark Chapman lookalikes in the audience…
9 December 2015
Dr Desperate
Ooh Rhubarb Let’s Go!! t-shirt, Dogs D’Amour black satin tour jacket with detachable sleeves, DPAK badge, King of Hi-Vis jacket with Robin 2 triple-A and a pocketful of bubblewrap (well, you never know).
Good idea this pre-gig gear announcement, wouldn’t want to turn up and find someone else in the same outfit. It’d look like we were in a club or something.
9 December 2015
floreat ULTONIA
Top accessorising. There’ll be a queue halfway down Lichfield Street to see that clobber, DD.
I hope to be carrying a bottle of premium Dutch lager to share and over-indulge in, while wearing the Tour of Estonia t-shirt. Maart wasn’t playing, but his boys still gubbed us 4-1.
9 December 2015
EXXO
Just seen there’s a National Express ticket to Brum going for a fiver at 8am tomorrow…. Anyone know the tram fare from Digbeth to Bilston? Return fare cheaper or same as two singles? Andy?
9 December 2015
Brumbsicuit
Isn’t there an add-on ticket, like there is PlusBus with the trains?
Otherwise there’s a Centro Daytripper ticket for about £6 that let’s you travel unlimited on all trains, buses and the metro in the West Midlands that day. It’s a fair walk from Digbeth Coach Station to Snow Hill, but nowt for a lad like you! With the Daytripper, it might be just as quick to take a train to Wolvo from the shiny new New Street and thence to Bilston. The Metro stretches the definition of mass rapid transport…
I think the Metro fare might be £2.50 or summat like that. CENTRO will let you know.
9 December 2015
EXXO
OK thanks Andy of St. Andrew’s that sounds within budget.
That job I was applying for the other week is still shortlisting … interviews not till end of next week if I get one … they’re taking quite a few people on board but it’s purgatory waiting to hear at this present moment in time.
9 December 2015
EXXO
By the way, had to CQTM at the ‘shiny new new Street’. Last time I was there, last year, I arrived at my connection from a previous delayed train as the door was shutting and then the train just stood there for a minute while the guard shook his head at me…. and then left on the scheduled time, a whole minute later …. the station was all covered in those wooden boards during the revamp, so I turned round and booted one, hard. New Street 1 Exxo 0. Turned out to be the one bit that was still concrete. Broken toe, never healed right either. Probably shouldn’t let on about a potential weakness on the eve of a moshpit, but there ya go.
9 December 2015
BrumbiscUit
Following earlier moshing-related toe injuries, I am wearing my work safety trainers tomorrow. £35 for a chiropdist vs looking a bit of a dork for a short while is an easy choice.
9 December 2015
peter mcornithologist
@Brumbiscuit and Exxo. I suggest not attempting the mashed potato in the old moshpit. It looks ludicrous and potentially harmful to toes. No mashing in the mosh.
9 December 2015
EXXO
You have a good point.
Which is more than any of my trainers have.
Which was part of the reason for the injury in the first place.
Thinking of alternatives. Hmm … not sure me Zamberlans would be too popular down there tomorrow. DMs maybe ? DMs in the mosh for the first time in like 20 years?
9 December 2015
EXXO
There’s a man in the mosh-pit going mad to a mish-mash of bad thrash. A phrophetic idea from Peter? Sponsoring the mash pits? For mash get smashed? For mosh get sloshed?
9 December 2015
Cygnus
A heads-up for anyone planning on taking the tram from the Birmingham end; the trams no longer run through Snow Hill Station but there’s a stop a short distance away in Upper Bull Street. If like me you’re coming in on the train on the Stratford or Leamington lines it’s probably easier to catch the tram at either Jewellery Quarter or The Hawthorns.
Can’t wait.
9 December 2015
Bobby SVARC
I’m stopping reading this until after the gig, I’m so fkn sick of being fkn sick, I can’t even get out to buy a gun.
9 December 2015
BrumbiscUit
Bugger me, Cygnus (metaphorically), I was wondering how they’d get the trams up from Snow Hill. Just as well I’m taking the train to Wolvo from New St, innit!
9 December 2015
Chris The Siteowner
Don’t forget if you’re going, and are on Twitter, those of us tucked up in bed (or in transit at Luton Airport) would appreciate a tweet of what the first song is, and then the names of any of the semi-finalists when they’re played – with the hashtag #hmhb of course.
10 December 2015
Bloomsbury PeripherAl
If anyone needs a ticket for Bilston tonight I have a spare, let me know.
10 December 2015
Ritas husba
Anyone recommend a decent pub for Bristol gig in Feb?….. Coming from that there London…. Arriving about 3pm……
10 January 2016
mister tubbs
The Three Tuns in St.Georges Road just behind the Travelodge is only about a 5 minute walk and had five or six Arbour beers last time I was there.
11 January 2016
Ritas husba
Many thanks Mr Tubbs….. May break off from grouting and grab a couple there then
15 January 2016
Dr desperate
Ooh, never been to Southampton or Cardiff.
19 January 2016
more like ken barlow
Happy days. A home fixture for me in Cardiff. Will check out some potential pre gig meet up venues and eateries and post here.
19 January 2016
GOK WAN ACOLYTE
Two gigs on consecutive nights, neither of which are easily commutable from Birkenhead? And around the time of the National League play offs? Either they expect Tranmere to go straight up or they are planning for another season of derby days at Chester and Southport?
19 January 2016
G100
Great to see a gig lined up for Southampton. The first one I don’t have to travel for. See you there.
21 January 2016
EXXO
@GWA
I think we can assume the latter, and that watching Rovers this season has left them under no illusions.
There may also be an element of tempting fate but as they can’t really gig on a Sunday they are unable to really do that properly.
21 January 2016
EXXO
Incidentally, on Rovers’ website they helpfully listed “dates for the diary ahead of the new season” for what they spin bravely as “Rovers’ first venture into non-league football since 1921”
In all likelihood it will turn out that only fourof these days required either club employees or fans to put in any sort of shift… and two of them are just the opening and closing league fixtures.
KEY FIXTURE DATES 2015-2016
Saturday 8th August 2015 – Vanarama National League commences
Saturday 24th October 2015 – FA Cup 4th Qualifying Round
Saturday 7th November 2015 – FA Cup 1st Round Proper
Saturday 5th December 2015 – FA Cup 2nd Round Proper
Saturday 12th December 2015 – FA Trophy 1st Round Proper
Saturday 9th January 2016 – FA Cup 3rd Round Proper
Saturday 16th January 2016 – FA Trophy 2nd Round Proper
Saturday 6th February 2016 – FA Trophy 3rd Round Proper
Saturday 27th February 2016 – FA Trophy 4th Round Proper
Saturday 12th March 2016 – FA Trophy Semi-Final 1st Leg
Saturday 19th March 2016 – FA Trophy Semi-Final 2nd Leg
Saturday 30th April 2016 – Vanarama National League Ends
Wednesday 4th May to Sunday 8th May 2016 – Vanarama National League Play-Off Semi-Finals (over two legs)
Sunday 15th May 2016 – Vanarama National League Promotion Final (played at Wembley Stadium)
Sunday 22nd May 2016 – FA Trophy and FA Vase Finals (both played at Wembley Stadium)
21 January 2016
MAlcolm of arimathea
Southampton looks possible, having missed the last one at the Robin 2. I don’t know the Engine Rooms though, only ever been to the Brook – it sounds bigger. Anyone know it?
21 January 2016
Dr desperate
According to their website it used to be a roller disco called the Mo’Club, but was rebranded as the Engine Rooms in December 2014.
It’s on an industrial estate, and is apparently a “multi-functioning entertainment space, able to accommodate live music, comedy, exhibitions, cinema, theatre and bespoke festivals, with varying capacities of 400, 600 and 800 guests, depending on the nature of the event”.
On Street View it appears to behind an MOT garage.
Robin 2’s capacity is 700.
21 January 2016
G100
I saw Therapy? at the Engine Rooms in Soton (When it was still the Mo Club) in 2014. It’s hidden away in an industrial unit behind the BSA factory on the dockside and is a surprisingly good venue. The Therapy? gig had great sound which, after the disappointment of my last HMHB gig in Shepherd’s Bush, where you couldn’t discern the vocals, is encouraging.
It’s a bit of a walk to the main pub / curry areas, probably a 10 minute stroll or so, but the venue did have a bar when I was there.
The main drinking areas in town are Bedford Place or Oxford Street. A little out of town, but on the bus routes is Bevois Valley, where you can find a good rock pub – The Hobbit (recently unsuccessfully sued by Peter Jackson’s crew for using the name). There’s a fantastic curry to be had at Kuti’s on Oxford Street, but it’s not cheap. The old pier building also has Kuti’s Thai which has an all you can stomach bufffet. (Mr Kuti has a bit of an empire).
I can probably give some more specific tips if needed.
26 January 2016
Dr desperate
Following recent discussion on the reason for Motörhead’s metal umlaut, readers may be interested to note that Therapy?’s name arose in similar circumstances.
In a 1992 NME interview Andy Cairns admitted that, while working with Letraset letters for band’s first record sleeve, he misaligned their name, and used a ? to fill the space to the right. “And then we thought, well maybe we can bluff our way through when people start reading into it.”
Kuti’s Thai restaurant sounds good for Southampton; I’m hoping to find one in Cardiff called Thai Dai.
26 January 2016
bobby svarc
The Flux Capacitors are support for Bristol O2
28 January 2016
Dr desperate
Really? No offence, but aren’t they a bit… American?
http://www.thefluxcapacitors.com/
28 January 2016
CARRIE Anne
Possible, but more likely to be this band
https://www.facebook.com/BristolFCs/
28 January 2016
Dr desperate
Phew! Thanks, CA.
28 January 2016
Bobby SVARC
No offence taken. 🙂
28 January 2016
Dr desperate
Looks like there’ll be a 10 o’clock curfew at Bristol, as their “notorious weekly rave”, Ramshackle, is on the same night from 10.30pm. Tickets just arrove, stating doors open at 6.30.
30 January 2016
Ritas husba
Is there a decent curry/pint post gig Dr Desperate?
2 February 2016
Ritas husbaNd
Vindaloo preferred
2 February 2016
Dr desperate
Can’t help you there I’m afraid @RH, never been. Any suggestions, G100?
3 February 2016
Dr desperate
I expect those sporting Barnstoneworth Utd kit will be welcome as, barring a few stripes, it’s the same as the Saints’ home kit.
Incidentally, there’s an interesting comment about BU shirts from Michael Palin here [3.38]
3 February 2016
Chris The Siteowner
My humble city welcomes you all. (Does small dance of joy)
3 February 2016
warwick Hunt
Joy unconfined – superb news Chris.
4 February 2016
John Anderson
There’s a very good chance I’ll be at this. Earl Of Derby?
4 February 2016
Chris The Siteowner
Yay! Earl of Derby (2 minutes) is the usual (OK) venue, although Flying Pig (5 minutes) is a better pub all round if you’re there for a session.
4 February 2016
karen
Would you take your 9 year old to the gig in Bristol?
4 February 2016
Chris The Siteowner
If you have a fair idea of the content of the songs, and of the general atmosphere at a gig like this, and think it’s suitable, no reason why not. Friendly crowd, for sure.
Can anyone say if the venue is just all standing in a single space (in which case they’d need to be tall for a 9-year-old to see anything) or are there balconies etc., like at Holmfirth, providing places where there’s nobody in front of you? I don’t know the place.
There was an 11-year-old at Bury St Edmunds who appeared to be having the time of his life. Mind you, he appeared to know all the words, which was pretty impressive.
4 February 2016
Dirk Hofman
There are balconies at the o2 in Bristol, like a number of their venues it is an ex-cinema, so don’t expect good sound quality. Whether or not they have any age restrictions, I don’t know .. The Colston Yard was a top pub when it was the Bath Tap, up past the back of the Colston Hall the Bunch of Grapes in Denmark Street is a good boozer..
5 February 2016
Dr desperate
Chap on FB this morning complaining that the cost of tickets at Cambridge had gone up to £23. Hope no-one organises a walk-out at 23 minutes.
5 February 2016
Chris The Siteowner
Ha ha, £23? We throw that in the collecting tray on the way out around these parts. Do come and see our new solid gold cycle lanes.
5 February 2016
karen
Thanks Chris and Dirk. Does seem a bit of a shame that gig is at O2 in Bristol…many better venues in my humble opinion!
5 February 2016
Bobby SVARC
HMHB in pricing out the real fans shocker, 23 nicker is a disgrace. Cheaper to get in the KPS
5 February 2016
Chris The Siteowner
Ah, but at the KPS you only get to see an outfit who are (we hope) soon to be crowned the best in the land. At an HMHB gig you get to see an outfit who already hold that title.
5 February 2016
Bobby SVARC
£5 at the Physio and Firkin, them were the days.
5 February 2016
EXXO
Should HMHB in Cambridge cost about the same as 5 pints in a pub in that city? Sounds about right to me. Wonder if they’re doing it so they can do Stowmarket again? Might try to make it meself if so.
Meanwhile I’ve been commuting to Manky Milltown every day for 3 weeks, making gruelling 15-hour days (no,I don’t expect a medal), and though I haven’t been paid yet I need to go to the passport office in Town today so I’ve decided that while I’m there I can probably just about afford to go to an actual professional football match, albeit not that professional. £20.
Gutted though that it couldn’t have been a fortnight today after I got paid
http://www.tranmererovers.co.uk/news/article/cheggers-plays-prenton-2890435.aspx
6 February 2016
bobby svarc
The dirty dozen versus the florists?
6 February 2016
EXXO
£17 in fact.
and re. post 83 above, I don’t think Cardiff gig-goers need worry about a foreshortened set to allow N & N an early night before Wembley.
and no, Cambridge isn’t part of a double-header again.
6 February 2016
G100
Late reply to post 99. Sorry DD, can’t help for Bristol. Southampton I can.
8 February 2016
eXXo
Eviscerating realisation just now that the Holmfirth bash is a couple of weeks earlier than I thought it was and I’ll be working away so no can do. Might end up being over a year between gigs for me at this rate.
16 February 2016
Dr desperate
Very sorry to hear that, Exxo. We’ll keep you up to date with goings-on (not much consolation, I know.)
17 February 2016
Dr desperate
Anybody booking online for Cambridge should go direct to The Junction’s website rather than via, say, Ents24 – they’re 5 quid per ticket cheaper.
17 February 2016
bobby svarc
Ahh, what a shame.
18 February 2016
Paul Gooden
For those going to Bristol gig.
Traffic around the city is terrible at moment due to major roadworks, especially around ‘rush hour’. Please check what it’s like next Friday, esp due to early doors.
Need to get David Prowse on the job.
18 February 2016
Schoon
Am I right in thinking the next album will be released in 2017? This is based on a sophisticated algorithm I have created:
Add 3 to release year of previous album.
20 February 2016
Schoon
Can you solve the following conundrum? A man wishes to go to Cambridge leaving the Isle of Thanet at 430pm by train to arrive in time for HMHB gig. With him is his ten year old daughter. The day after he has to go to Monsters of Rock up north somewhere by about 2PM. He needs to drop the daughter near London before MOR with his wife. Is this possible? Other information: the man is lazy, they only have one car, it is a Toyota.
20 February 2016
Jitsu_g
I’ll say yes, it is possible. Can’t go to Cambridge as seeing AC/DC in Manchester same night,
20 February 2016
Jitsu_g
Any word if local legend big Jeff will be coming along next week?
20 February 2016
No Legs Best
OK. I was bored…
@Schoon – it is possible. A train departing the Isle of Thanet (specifically Margate) at 4.30 would, after a change in London, convey a man and his daughter to Cambridge and arrive a little after 7.30. (Venue is 10 minutes walk from station – CtSO). The following day, the pair could take a train to Cheshunt, being the closest station to the M25 and deliver the daughter to the Toyota before the man continues to either Tottenham Hale or Liverpool Street and taking the tube to Kings Cross. It is a mere stroll to St Pancras for a train to Derby or East Midlands Parkway.
20 February 2016
Nagasaki Shinpads
Dave Prowse Green Cross Code after the squirrel I believe.
20 February 2016
Schoon
Thanks No Legs. Margate is an issue, but I appreciate your efforts.
21 February 2016
Viktor
I’d like to know if half man half biscuit is gonna make a gig in july 2016, i’m their greatest fan here in brazil, and i’m going to travel to britain in july. I’m in urge to visit them at a gig or even in the wirral peninsula, I went to ticketmaster.com and haven’t seen nothing about gigs in july, so i’m curious.
22 February 2016
Bobby SVARC
I wouldn’t hold your breath kidda, July is not a good month for Biscuit gigs. Last one was the John Peel do, I think.
23 February 2016
Dr desperate
NB10 will no doubt have checked his diary and found that he will be watching the Tour de France on television that month (from the 2nd to the 24th).
23 February 2016
G100
@VIKTOR, how many fans are there in Brazil if you are the greatest?
23 February 2016
Dr desperate
Brazilians.
23 February 2016
Bobby SVARC
Not an awful lot I bet.
23 February 2016
Dr desperate
Any thoughts on pre-match boozer? The Bag Of Nails has been suggested, but it’s 10 minutes walk away and the O2’s doors open at 6.30. The Hatchet across the road from the venue was OK last time, with the possibility of meeting NB10 if you’re there early.
(I recall it got rather hot at the 2014 gig, so non-swimmers bear in mind that there’s an ice rink upstairs.)
24 February 2016
jitsu_g
I think we will be sampling the Bag o nails in the afternoon (assuming we set off early enough) – its next to our hotel.
The Hatchet looked good though.
24 February 2016
Mr ed
I will be travelling down from Nottingham, aiming to get there early so if others are in the Bag o nails I will wander along.
25 February 2016
Mr Galbraith
Anyone got any idea of timings for Bristol tomorrow?
25 February 2016
Dr desperate
Early doors 6.30, Ramshackle club night afterwards starts at 10.30, so I would expect support (The Flux Capacitors) will be on soon after 7, HMHB 8-10ish.
25 February 2016
Dr desperate
(Actually, that’s what it says on their website, helpfully enough.)
https://www.academymusicgroup.com/o2academybristol/events/755766/half-man-half-biscuit-tickets
25 February 2016
More like ken barlow
Hatchet has been recommended to me by a local. See you there early doors hopefully.
25 February 2016
mo
last time i went to Bristol academy (just before Christmas), they had installed metal detectors to stop terrorists getting in, which has made getting in the actual building very laborious. worth bearing in mind for those arriving late because of the awful bristol traffic, or chancing a last cheeky pint you haven’t really got time for over the road.
25 February 2016
Mariner
Hatchet is OK.
The Gryphon is 5 mins away. It’s a metal / real ale pub, which is better than that sounds. Very friendly, very good beers.
26 February 2016
John
I now have 2 spare tickets for hmhb in Bristol tonight (26.2). Will be in the three tuns pub from 7 … John
26 February 2016
G100
Update on Southampton venue:
I went to the Southampton Engine Rooms to see Therapy? again last weekend and can confirm that the venue is actually quite good. The sound was great. Therapy? only half filled the place, which was disappointing – it was packed last time, but that was for the Troublegum anniversary show. I am sure we can do a much better job of filling the place.
Not sure what will happen on HMHB night, but the band were on early at 8:30 and had a strict curfew because of some sort of ‘Jazz Disco’ afterwards. The mind boggles. Not sure what time the jazz snobs all went home as I cleared off pretty sharpish.
The venue bar has no draught beer, only cans, bottles and plastic cups.
29 February 2016
Dr desperate
The Engine Rooms’ website says the event lasts from 6.30 till 10, so timings will probably be similar to Friday’s (support 7.15, band 8.00).
29 February 2016
Bobby SVARC
Bloody hell, canned beer only?, I’ll not bother with that gig then.
29 February 2016
EXXO
If by any chance they do get to Wobbley though, and they really are shit so it’s doubtful, but it’s a shit, shit league so hey why not, shit happens all the time,…. someone should organise a bunch of people to do the whole weekend from Soton to Cardiff to Wibbley like on bikes or something or half bike it, like.
(not me mind I can’t afford to go to the south of England never mind Weebly).
(don’t worry – I’ve got the sudden after-work drinking session under control this week. There’ll be no insulting of major local cultural figures that are just trying to help the economy on here tonight, oh no). Was supposed to go to a match tonight but hey that’s 38 euro saved just by not being arsed.
1 March 2016
Chris The Siteowner
I notice that two weeks after the band’s appearance, Holmfirth Picturedrome plays host to The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican.
4 March 2016
CARRIE ANNE
A friend happened to ‘catch’ the Bar-stewards in a pub in Harrogate recently, where they had two HMHB covers in their set- Paintball and Vatican Broadside.
4 March 2016
d List PAUL ROSS
Burnley away at Huddersfield in the afternoon followed by HMHB at Holmfirth. Days don’t get much better than that (in theory at least).
9 March 2016
dr desperate
Good afternoon for the dirty great big Six Nations fans as well.
9 March 2016
Chris The Siteowner
Good point. Anyone know of a Holmfirth pub with the match on? I’ll get over by 4pm if so.
9 March 2016
dr desperate
We’ll be in the Elephant & Castle on Lower Mill Lane, which claims to have Sky Sports, from 4.
9 March 2016
Huddersfield’s very own… Steve malkmus
There’s a possibility of a spare ticket in amongst our cohort, so if anyone has someone else they can drag along with the possibility that they may have to spend all evening in a pub in Holmfirth rather than at the gig, comment below…
10 March 2016
Eric olthwaite
I’ve not been in the Elephant and Castle for years. It was always an OK pub, and I hear it’s recently been refurbished. The Postcard also has sports telly I think, as does the Nook. However, the room in the Nook with the TV in is tiny, holds no more than about a dozen people. Personally, I’m no fan of rugby so will be in the Nook, and maybe a couple in Brambles depending on what beers they have on.
10 March 2016
Jitsu_g
Had an email from the German branch of the HMHB fan club. He will be at the gig on Saturday but not sure if he will be there in time for the rugby
10 March 2016
Dr desperate
Ausgezeichnet.
10 March 2016
Jitsu_g
Now sold out according to Picturedrome Web site
10 March 2016
Garret
I have two spare tickets for Saturday night in Holmfirth going spare if anyone wants them – just the price we paid for them.
11 March 2016
Huddersfield’s very own… Steve malkmus
So that’s a total of three spare tickets available for any Johnny-come-latelys, though I reserve the right to withdraw my spare if my brother decides that after we’ve seen Burnley steal three points from Wagner’s Wonders he can’t be bothered to work on his house. If anyone does want it, I guess you’ll have to post on here describing your location and attire… I could post my email address but that would be far too simple, not to mention fraught with pitfalls!
11 March 2016
Garret
My 2 tickets will be to pick up directly from the box office.
11 March 2016
john clelland
looking for 1 ticket for Holmfirth.
11 March 2016
Kendo nagasaki
Can’t wait for tomorrow night. Love the picturedrome. Hopefully some more concerted requests for Godcore will have the same effect they had in Sheffield
11 March 2016
Gwatkin
Garret, just found out I can go, so would love to take one of those tickets off your hands.
11 March 2016
Gwatkin
Ticket for Holmfirth wanted.
11 March 2016
JAS
Yep, really looking forward to Holmfirth. Bringing along at least one HMHB first timer. Could get tricky, but I will be at the front anyway.
11 March 2016
Kendo nagasaki
I really hope they play black tour jacket. Keith Emerson would have wanted it that way
12 March 2016
JAS
Just found the Jegsy Dodd thing, I was at that gig in Birmingham March 1986, a Friday night as I recall, therefore no HMHB for some time after the first set. How many years have I been watching this band?
12 March 2016
Huddersfield’s very own… Steve malkmus
Currently 95% certain that I will have a spare ticket. Will be heading to Holmfirth by bus shortly after the football, then taking up temporary residence in a (as yet undecided) pub prior to the game. If anyone wants the ticket (at face value) comment on here so that we can find each other. I’ll probably be wearing a Carter USM “30 something” t-shirt.
12 March 2016
Huddersfield’s very own… Steve malkmus
Prior to the gig, rather. I’ve not actually invented time travel.
12 March 2016
Huddersfield’s very own… Steve malkmus
Definitely one free ticket available…
12 March 2016
Garret
Still want the ticket(s), GWATKIN (or anyone else)? Give us a bell on 07401079942.
12 March 2016
EXXO
Lucky barstools.
Saw Nigel at the match a few weeks back and last thing I said was ‘see you in Holmfirth’.
But I got me dates wrong and I’m still marooned off the Saharan coast.
Enjoy every second.
12 March 2016
Huddersfield’s very own… Steve malkmus
Ticket still available, will be in Brambles for the next five minutes or so before heading to the venue…
12 March 2016
dr desperate
Better get Jivan’s booked, @ Brumbiscuit.
19 March 2016
Hendrix TATtoo
Just booked train/gig ticket/hotel for the tramshed….being a quiet 2016 for hmhb gigs
20 March 2016
Brumbiscuit
I have a room at The Robin booked. After the 5pm rush at Jivans last time, I’ll make sure we’re booked in…
20 March 2016
dr desperate
Me too; thanks.
See you at Robin 2 (if not Southampton, Cardiff, Cambridge, others?)
20 March 2016
Brumbiscuit
My next outing is Cambridge. Travelodge booked. Lilac Harry Quinn awaiting a good polish.
21 March 2016
jitsu_G
Cardiff all booked.
Not sure about Bilston yet – just started a new job last week so need to see if I can get the days off.
21 March 2016
jitsu_G
Bilston is on !
Booked into the Robin hotel too
21 March 2016
dr desperate
Good and good.
21 March 2016
Hendrix TATtoo
Jitsu_g@See you again for a pint in cardiff….
21 March 2016
Jitsu_g
Looking forward to it Hendrix Tattoo
21 March 2016
Bobby SVARC
When was the last time they played Derby?
5 April 2016
dr desperate
10 years ago now, @Bob: First Floor Club, Feb 06. Scott Verplank received his first mention that night, AFAIK.
5 April 2016
Bobby SVARC
Thank You.
5 April 2016
dickhead in quicksand
On a cold dark night?
5 April 2016
EXX0
Re comments 83, 85, 116, etc, I think we are now back up to about a 20% chance that Crossley & Blackwell will have a fixture on May 15th.
I suppose I’m obliged to watch it in my underpants if it happens.
10 April 2016
Peter mcornithologist
Watching this division with huge interest.Wishing them well.There fans deserve league football. Also, Hartlepool already mathematically safe!
10 April 2016
EXXO
12%
12 April 2016
EXXO
Tell me ma me ma, that there’s a 00.003% chance that I might not want me tea, me tea, when the play off’s at Wemberley.
Even the Ev at home simultaneously I was surprised that they could muster only 6,000 plus the 1254 away yesterday.
Presumably sightings in Rock Ferry will be getting mentioned again on here long before we get to ‘R’ in the A-Z.
17 April 2016
Hendrix TATtoo
21days to go….
23 April 2016
Hendrix TATtoo
13 Days to go….
1 May 2016
G100
Not long now till Southampton gets it’s treat.
The sun is shining too, so hopefully it will be a nice evening. Can’t wait to see the sea of DPAKs on the dockside.
In terms of pubs near the venue, The Titanic is about the closest I think. I’ve never been in but it is supposed to be OK if you want to immerse yourself in the city’s ever present ‘quite big ship that sank’ theme.
The Duke of Wellington I have been in and is OK, but quite small. It did go a bit quiet when I went in there so they might be a bit overwhelmed by a big crowd.
There are a couple of pubs on Oxford Street which isn’t miles away.
For your more high street places like Yates or Slug, head for Above Bar Street on what is now known as the ‘QE2 Mile’ Ships, as you will see, are quite the thing here. You could easily head that way on the way from the station if that’s how you’re coming in.
Kutis Thai Pier is a good Thai restaurant and Mr Kuti also has a very good curry place on Oxford Street, but it’s not cheap. Coriander Lounge on the High Street is also a good curry, I am led to believe.
Let me know if anyone needs anything more specific and I’ll do my best. I’m not a native but I’ve been here long enough to know where most stuff is.
5 May 2016
EXXO
Is there anywhere we can see the first Ted Bates statue that got taken down and replaced? Surely after paying £112,000 for it they didn´t just melt it down. I want to pay homage to the man who sold Leicester to the current owners. And is there one of Craig David yet? Surely they have something to celebrate the city´s musical heritage attract the cruise passengers who might be thinking of joining their ships in more famous cities? (sniggers)
5 May 2016
G100
Sorry Exxo, you have found my limit. I’m a slightly odd beast – a HMHB fan who knows very little about football. My sum total involvement in that world is that I lived next door to Kenny Burns for a few years in Derby, but I have to admit that I didn’t know who he was until he showed me his European Cup rings.
(Blushes)
6 May 2016
Chris The Siteowner
OK, Geoff Davies has been in touch to say that next week’s Cardiff gig is being MOVED from the Tramshed to Y Plas (formerly Solus, where the band last played) at Cardiff University.This is due to ticket demand, apparently. I can’t find any links online which make this seem more official, but if you see anything, please post it here.6 May 2016
dr desperate
Good to know, thanks Chris.
6 May 2016
eXXO
I reckon that if all the Biscuitistas were asked to name their weakest round in the Biscuit quiz, that ‘football’ would be one of the most common answers. ‘Telly’ would be mine.
Judging by the gigs however, if they were asked to name their weakest discipline in the Biscuit decathlon, the answer would surely be ‘moshing’. And it´s horrific to even imagine the quality of football side we could muster from a HMHB audience. There was a gig in a community hall in Sheffield a few years back that did have a pitch right next to it. Next time they´re there we should pick sides and have 20 minutes each way while the support act is on, but I´m guessing that most would give up when they saw the teeny little dry stone wall we´d have to clamber over first.
Anyway, yeah, I was only messing – as a descendant of generations of Liverpool seafarers, some of them Cunard men, winding up Southamptonians is in the blood.
6 May 2016
eXXO
Soz that was @G100 and I´m a bit embarrassed about it now that I know more important stuff has been posted in the meantime.
6 May 2016
Jitsu_g
I am assuming the new venue is bigger? Hopefully not too far from the hotel.
6 May 2016
dr desperate
Well, apparently not – both Y Plas and the Tramshed have capacities of 1000. Having said that, when did ticket demand become an issue?
6 May 2016
eXXO
In their planning application, the Tramshed had to promise residents not to exceed 700 more than 6 times a year.
HMHB are not a band to relish an angry mob brandishing the minutes of a planning consultation meeting.
6 May 2016
eXXO
I do by the way have major respect for any community that doesn´t give a shit about the volume of the music but just doesn´t want more oiks coming to hear it than the local infrastructure can support. Not more than 6 times a year anyway.
6 May 2016
Hendrix TATtoo
8 Days to go….are the tramshed tickets valid for the new venue ?
6 May 2016
dr desperate
I suppose the burghers decided that local residents would rather hear 700 than 1000 intoxicated fans shouting “Fucking Hell, It’s Fred Titmus!”
Any bets on ‘Help Me Rhondda’ being the cover again?
7 May 2016
Bobby SVARC
E-Mail From Geoff
Hi Mick,,the gig is the Tramshed not the Uni or Solus. God knows what happened. Geoff
Tramshed,Claire Rd Cardiff
8 May 2016
Hendrix TATtoo
thanks for the update@bobby
and congrats to LCFC on winning the premiership….
8 May 2016
Chris The Siteowner
Sorry all, don’t know what Geoff was on when he called and told me about the change. I’ve just had the same email as Mick. Really embarrassing.
8 May 2016
dr desperate
Just goes to show, things can get confusing when you’re organising these long tours.
9 May 2016
dr desperate
Any suggestions for eats/drinks in Cardiff? I won’t lie to you, I’ve never been over by there.
10 May 2016
dr desperate
Incidentally, I’m sure it won’t have escaped anyone’s notice that Saturday is International Dylan Day. Those arriving early might like to look in on one of the events taking place in the afternoon at Cardiff Central Library and the Chapter Arts Centre.
Scroll down here (between London and Wrexham). http://www.literaturewales.org/dylan-day-events/
10 May 2016
Hendrix TATtoo
I am intrigued by an ex-winnipeg blue bombers, american football running back,who his now a free agent.
hosting a dylan thomas poem reading day.
10 May 2016
Eric olthwaite
@Dr Desparate. Eats and drinks. Unfortunately I can’t make this gig, but have had three visits to Cardiff through work. All of my suggestions are within about a ten minute walk of the train station and therefore, according to Guggle maps, within easy reach of the venue. Cardiff is a surprisingly compact little city.
From a real ale point of view, number one is undoubtedly the City Arms. Tucked down a side street, very close to the stadium. Another good pub is the Goat Major, top end of High Street, near the castle. Further down is the Cardiff Cottage. Same street, different name (street name changes part way down). St Mary’s Street. Brains’ house. They also serve food, I’ve not eaten there but it looks OK.
Restaurants, lots scattered around the main street I’ve mentioned, from Goat to Cottage and further down to the square. Last time I was there I ate in a Mexican one on the square called Wahaca. Pretty good.
Most of the restaurants seem to be Italian. Both chains and independents. I’ve been to Giovannis, on The Hayes. It seems to be a favourite with celebs, judging from the photos on the wall. All the same, a hearty very tasty pizza was had for about a tenner.
Hope this helps. You should have a good time, it’s a cracking place to visit. I’d never have gone if I’d not been sent. Also, if at a loose end and feeling like a stroll, there’s a HUGE park behind the castle.
10 May 2016
dr desperate
Excellent, @Eric. Thanks!
11 May 2016
G100
Apparently the Southampton gig has a change of timing. Had an email from the ticket vendor this morning to say doors open at 7:00 now.
11 May 2016
dr desperate
That’s a bit better. Curfew at 11:00.
11 May 2016
Diego Paraplaegic
Cardiff is a home game for me as the above post mentions there are same great pubs in and around the venue The Goat Major(which used to be The Bluebell not the Rose and Crown The Rose and Crown is now the Brewdog pub just to confuse everyone)
For those not sure of the venue come out of central station onto main road turn left walk for about 500 yards passed a tattoo shop take the next left onto Clare Road and the venue is 50 yards on the left opposite the Tesco express( which used to be The Neville just to make things worse)
Tramshed is a great venue and the beer fairly priced,
Live music and food can be found at Live Lounge and Brewhouse I think Curry Night are due to play cant possibly comment if David Grey will be one of the covers but you get the gist.
Park behind the castle is awesome Bute Park/Coopers field and the museum is Free entry
Croeso I ogledd Cymru
11 May 2016
Hendrix TATtoo
Do any Pedants like to meet up for drinky-poos, Before the Cardiff Tramshed Gig?.
Would be nice to put faces to the names that leave comments.
If so leave information on here,
Of where to meet Tea-timish on Saturday.
11 May 2016
Max Terrier
Concerning Pre-gig activities in Soton
G100 may have mentioned the Dancing Man and more particularly the
Platform Tavern are nearby-ish and recommended
11 May 2016
Barrie Bluebird
What Eric says (217) is all true, but as a local I would recommend, as an eaterie less than three minutes walk from the Tramshed, La Mangiatoia. It is ( as you might guess) an Italian, which is run by one bloke and the food is both cheap and sustaining.A bonus point is that it’s a BYOB so you don’t have to pay over the top for beer that you don’t really like.It is very small though so if you fancy going there you might want to phone up and book.The pizzas are very good value.
I like the Tramshed but the draught beer there is pretty average-the closest pub to it is The Cornwall, oddly enough situated in Cornwall Street,which is a right turn past the venue with a supermarket on the corner.It’s a Brain’s pub and is notable for being a Cardiff City pub which isn’t hostile to away fans ( with obvious exceptions).It’s about 4 minutes walk from the Tramshed.
If you don’t mind the likes of Tuborg lager and Thatcher’s Gold then the Tramshed will suit you, but I think the only draught bitter is some horrible smooth stuff, though they do have some bottled varieties.Everything’s as expensive as you’d expect-when we went to see JCC a couple of weeks ago a round of four was £16 odd.
11 May 2016
SCRAMBLED EGGS
SOUTHAMPTON GIG
The Ted Bates statue is outside St Marys in a prominent position easily accessible. Living in the city the best drinking areas I find are in the St Denys/Bevois Valley area with a range of good pubs like the Guide Dog, Dolphin, Rockstone, Hobbit , South western (formerly Nellies Nob) and personal favourite Junction where the landlady is from Ellesmere Port (!). All of these have good range of beers
We will be having a pint there en route to the Engine Rooms (never been before)and maybe on late on especially if the quiz night over-runs!
11 May 2016
dr desperate
The Goat Major on High St opposite the Castle looks pretty good. It’s got beer! And pies!
11 May 2016
EXXO
@Scrammo
I was facetiously enquiring after the original crap statue that looked like Milan Mandaric and which was taken away and disappeared before the more lifelike replacement was cast.
11 May 2016
G100
Good advice from Mr Eggs about the Beavois Valley spots, I am a big fan of the Hobbit, although it’s not quite the same since Chef Bernie stopped selling goat curry out the back. It’s a bit of a distance from the gig though. Transport would be needed, I think a bus runs fairly regularly from there into town.
I’m not familiar with the Dancing Man or Platform. I guess I’ll head towards town from work and see where I end up near the venue. If I spot any DPAKs I’ll try to be brave and say hello.
11 May 2016
G100
Just realised my faux-pas I have assumed Mr, could well be Mrs, Ms or Miss Eggs. Apologies if so. Hard to tell with a forename like Scrambled, which is clearly unisex.
11 May 2016
dr desperate
Dancing Man brewpub (end of Bugle St) for me in Southampton.
12 May 2016
Bobby SVARC
Vardy Lookalikes – C’mon Nigel, the Nation awaits.
http://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/article_small/public/thumbnails/image/2016/05/03/16/cardytwin0305a.jpg
12 May 2016
SCRAMBLED EGGS
The Platform is really good for food and has acoustic bands- produces its own beer Dancing Man and took over the old Wool hall which operates as the Dancing Man now- haven’t tried it but appears to have large outdoor area overlooks the IOW ferry terminal. Likely to be rammed if the good weather continues.
Mr Eggs(!)
12 May 2016
Hendrix TATtoo
Can’t make tonight due to work.
Have a good un, Everybody who is going.
But I am looking forward to Cardiff.
13 May 2016
Barrie Bluebird
Re: double Nelson: my last port o’call before the Tramshed will be The Westgate, which is the pub on the corner of Cowbridge Road East and Lower Cathedral Road, on your left at the traffic lights after you walk past the rugby ground and over the river. I have a feeling I’ll be wearing a Skegness t-shirt. I just want to check that The Westgate is still open as it’s been on the market for months.
13 May 2016
Chris The Siteowner
Nice Southampton welcome.
13 May 2016
Eric Olthwaite
@ Dr D “The Goat Major on High St opposite the Castle looks pretty good. It’s got beer! And pies!”
The beer’s good too. If you go there I’d recommend that, after your beer and pie(s) you bimble towards the venue and stop off at the City Arms – it’s in the right direction and only a few minutes’ walk from the Goat. I’ve tried about a dozen Cardiff pubs and, beer-wise, it’s the best by far.
13 May 2016
Hendrix TATtoo
Just had a swift half in the Goat Major.
Pop back later for one of their award winning pies and a few drinkies.
14 May 2016
dr desperate
Thanks @Eric. We went for Goat Major pre-, City Arms post-gig (the later staying open until 2am made the decision easier).
15 May 2016
Brumbiscuit
It’s a while off the Cambridge yet, but apart from the Earl of Derby & The Flying Pig, are there any pubs within striking distance of the venue that do decent ale and food? We’ll be turning up about 3pm, and after locking up the Harry Quinn, a bit of variety away from the centre would be nice.
17 May 2016
EXXO
Where you staying? Leave the bike there (Cambridge has already seen it) and google a proper Cambridge CAMRA recommended beer trail through the Kite area then Mill Road area pubs (the best ones are mostly south of Mill Road). Have a half in every one, and a kebab on Mill Road.
17 May 2016
Chris The Siteowner
Agree with Exxo wholeheartedly. Home gig for me, of course (I live a whole 800 yards away). If you want to go on a beer wander, the Mill Road area is the place to go: Cambridge Blue, Empress, Kingston Arms, Devonshire Arms and The Geldart are all worth a stop. The furthest of these is about 20 minutes’ walk north from the station (5–10 minutes on the Harry Quinn), although in the other direction from the venue, which is 5–10 minutes’ walk south from the station.
Anyone who hasn’t been to Cambridge by train in the last 3 or 4 years won’t recognise the station area, which is more like downtown Manhattan now. Plenty of bike parking though.
If you want to do just one pub before the gig, I’d choose the Flying Pig, which is between the station and the venue. No food, AFAIK (I stand to be corrected). Or if you’re driving, park at the venue (either the multi-storey next door, or in the industrial estate further down past the venue), then walk to the Flying Pig (5–10 minutes again).
If walking past a pub to get to another one sounds like something you’d find hard to do, then the nearest pub to the venue is the Earl Of Derby (3 minutes’ walk), which is a decent enough, standard Greene King outlet. If you want to eat in a pub, that’ll also be your best local bet. It also has tellies, but the Euros don’t kick off until the next night. I think it saw the most pre-gig DPAKs before the last two gigs. But for the little extra effort, I would walk past and go to the Flying Pig.
For those who want to eat, there are 25 restaurants and takeaways within 5 minutes’ walk of the venue (we counted ’em). These range from Alimentum (Michelin star, yay!) to all the standard leisure park chains like Bella Italia etc. NB10 was spotted in Nando’s last time. The best local curry house is the Taj Tandoori just down Cherry Hinton Road (2 minutes from the leisure park, opens at 5:30pm). BYO alcohol (free or very small charge), so call in at Sainsbury’s or Tesco’s on the way.
I’ve got a real treat for you if you want a bite to eat though. On Thursdays, the astonishingly brilliant Steak & Honour burger van usually takes up residence between 6pm and 9pm at Swiss Laundry or Cambridge Wine Merchants, about 3 minutes’ walk from the venue, down Cherry Hinton Road. We might need to confirm this a few days before as S&H is literally a moveable feast. I cannot stress how good this place is. Indeed, if anybody wants to join me there beforehand, that’s where I’ll be…
18 May 2016
EXXO
Great recommendations from the local expert. The more I think about how spoilt for choice you are for ales in Cambers, the more I think you need to be careful to make the most of every second, because there are plenty of potential pitfalls awaiting you – for example you may wish to AVOID “bars” with names that sound like pubs or with names that make them sound like they have been there much longer than they have. “The Cambridge Brew House” (est. 2013) for example may be full of hoppy deliciousness, indeed they may have 200 beers you’d love, but you’d get more atmosphere and tradition upstairs in the Multiplex McDonalds. This article for example is undoubtedly full of delicious beer but, despite the title, the writer is not actually a pub-lover at all. It contains, for example, the suggestion that you may wish to sit outside the offie on Bridge Street. It is a deceptively terrible article in the insidious way it mixes brand-new bar bar and centuries-old pub and craft keg and bottle and cask ale as if it’s all part of the same ‘revolution’.
“The Pint Shop”? Christonabike just **** off will you.
The Live and Let Live is one of my favourites.
Anyway, the way things are going I might have to move 250 miles and become a part-time (very part-time) concert promoter before I ever get to see this band again.
18 May 2016
EXXO
Mind you I’ve just seen the bunting on the Live and Let Live’s facebook page and as you can imagine I’m treating it with my usual level of laid-back, tolerant equanimity.
18 May 2016
Brumbiscuit
Plenty of options there. Thanks to you both.
One of my favourite pubs, The Seven Stars in Oldswinford, near Stourbridge, was a wonderful place. It had separate rooms for the varied clientele, a beautifully tiled lobby and staircase, good beer, decent (if unimaginative) food and was a stone’s throw from Stourbridge Junction Station. It was a real treat to start and end a crawl there when in that neck of the woods.
Then I went to Budapest and didn’t go back for a couple of years. On New Year’s Eve in the early-noughties, we called and were surprised to be able to get a table in the food bit at such short notice. We got the train over and walked into the place and our hearts sank. Some pretentious twat had taken over the place and ‘renovated’ it. Gone were the decent bench seats, to be replaced by diahorrea brown vinyl ones. The extensive ale taps promising the delights of the Black Country’s finest were replaced with keg taps – except for Old Speckled Hen! The menu was poncy and expensive, and contained the line ‘bringing the atmosphere of the city centre to the suburbs’. It fair spoiled my night, it did. I gather it has returned to some of its former glory and I intend to see if that’s true sooner rather than later.
19 May 2016
EXXO
They don´t like pubs with unimaginative food
They don´t like pubs with unimaginative food
They ´like´ * pubs with imaginative food
And they Skyplus** Masterchef
*on Facebook
**I’m inordinately proud of the fact that although I have heard this expression lots of times I have never seen it or done it nor really know what it means in relation to me not going to bed
***One of these 4 lines was actually a real line from a live version of ´Mountain Bikes’. I´ve forgotten which one.
19 May 2016
EXXO
Blimey – see twitter – been waiting years for HAHB to gig again and then they announce it with about 10 days to go, for a day when I´ve already got a flight booked.
‘Curating an Exhibition’ is a nice touch too. Respect.
Please please please somebody youtube this whole gig, I am gagging to know how good they are,
19 May 2016
Alice Van Der Meer
If you go to the Castle Inn on Castle Street, Cambridge, the landlord used to be in the Rutles…
21 May 2016
dr desperate
Barry! Barry! Barry! Barry!
22 May 2016
paRsfan
Exford wrote:
“Blimey – see twitter – been waiting years for HAHB to gig again and then they announce it with about 10 days to go, for a day when I´ve already got a flight booked.
‘Curating an Exhibition’ is a nice touch too. Respect.
Please please please somebody youtube this whole gig, I am gagging to know how good they are,”
Charles, I noticed you were tweeting with a Leeds fan, Niall Quinn, from the band. I’m presuming this is the same one from The Hitchers. That makes it even more tempting, not that there’s any chance of me going.
27 May 2016
EXXO
Yes that´s the fella. You can stay at mine – alone or with any amount of family – if and when it happens (as long as you all buy a ticket for the gig).
27 May 2016
EXXO
What a track ‘Strachan’ is when you haven´t heard it in years. Well it’s a great track whenever you last heard it, but especially then.
Now, in fact.
There’ll be people out there thinking “errm, don´t we have to be a bit cool about tribute acts, given how NB10 is always ripping the piss therefrom”, but I don’t think we have to be cool about this one, cos they’ll just get it right.
27 May 2016
floreat ultonia
Afternoon all. Just wondering if anyone from the urban or suburban West Midlands is driving down to Cambridge for the gig and could use a passenger to share the costs? Cheers, FU
30 May 2016
Brumbiscuit
Two of us are driving over from Warwick Station* at 12.30 on the Thursday, but staying over at the next-door Travelodge returning about noon on the Friday. You’d be sat next to a lilac Harry Quinn, but there’d be room.
* I’m working the morning so unable to travel to pick up unless en-route. Time non-negotiable, sorry, as I’m meeting someone along the way.
CTSO, can you put us in touch if FU indicates it’s OK, please?
30 May 2016
floreat ultonia
Thanks BB, I’ll take you up on that offer for the trip down from Warwick. Shall I wait for an email assuming I shouldn’t post my address on this thread?
It probably won’t take long convincing you that I’m from the Ards Peninsula.
30 May 2016
Chris The Siteowner
My plan for Cambridge on Thursday, as I’m playing at home, is as follows:
6pm to 7pm: Flying Pig, Hills Road
7pm: Steak & Honour Burger Van, Cherry Hinton Road
7:30pm: Gig.
(Map)
I can assure anyone thinking of joining me who doesn’t know either of the above that you will not be disappointed with either. Otherwise, see you at the gig!
If coming by train, the Flying Pig is between the station and the venue. If driving, park in the Clifton Road Industrial Estate behind the venue (free), or in the NCP car park next door (not free), then it’s just a quick stroll to either of the above.
6 June 2016
dr desperate
Sonnenberg supporting. Gig in Junction 1, 850 capacity. Message ends.
6 June 2016
Hendrix TATtoo
Hello Dr.Desperate – Due to work commitments cannot make the gig on Thurs. night. Please say a big hello to Jitsu-G and Thorsten etc. On my behalf if you would thanks, And have a good un’ and anyone else who is going. I look forward to your excellent gig review. Looks like it will be next year before I will see the boys play again.
6 June 2016
dr desperate
Sorry to hear that @HT. No doubt there’ll be other announcements later in the year.
6 June 2016
Brumbiscuit
Depending on how our earlier crawl goes, we will see you in the Flying Pig at 6-ish and follow you to the burger van, Chris. Thereafter our paths will diverge until we head into the gig for 9pm. The weather seems set fair…
7 June 2016
DIGGORY VENN
Hello, I’m coming over from the Isle of Man for the Cambridge gig. God help me but it’ll be my first time of seeing HMHB live and, as I’m coming on my tod, I thought it might be nice to meet some other fans. If I sidle up in The Flying Pig and say: hello, spinal curvature, will you be friendly?
7 June 2016
Chris The Siteowner
Wow, of course. Although you may have to be prepared to be told to “get used to the mirthless furniture” in response. But you’d expect that. I’ll be in m’DPAK, Dr D may be packing his Hi-Viz, and there’ll be others by the sounds of it! You won’t miss us.
7 June 2016
dr desperate
Should be easy enough to spot you, @DV.
“Like his van, he was completely red. One dye of that tincture covered his clothes, the cap upon his head, his boots, his face, and his hands. He was not temporarily overlaid with the colour; it permeated him.”
7 June 2016
DIGGORY VENN
Marvellous. I’m looking forward to being in a thicket of Biscuiteers. And to be staying in a guest house overlooking Paradise Fen, which I hear tell is the envy of the fens. Anyway, I’ll be clad in Lowe Alpine and sporting a jar of Swarfega in my buttonhole.
7 June 2016
DIGGORY VENN
That’s the one, @Dr Desperate. I’ll look exactly like a roast beetroot in human form; waving my pointless Manx money at the bartenders and exclaiming at the density and tallness of the buildings.
7 June 2016
Brumbiscuit
CTSO: when you say the Clifton Road parking is free, we’ll be arriving about 2-3pm and leaving about noon on Friday. Is that going to be free?
(It’s just an industrial estate, so there’s on-street parking all around it 24/7. However, I can’t guarantee how many spaces there’ll be! – CtSO)
7 June 2016
mr Ed
I will be in the Flying Pig before 6pm. Looking forward to it.
8 June 2016
SIMON P
I’ve been to half a dozen Junction gigs in the last few years and have never had a problem leaving my car in the industrial estate, but then my chariot is a 19 year old Golf which anyone is welcome to.
8 June 2016
Brumbiscuit
Cambridge. Posh. Pringles £2.45.
8 June 2016
EXXO
All flavours of Euro 2016 themed ‘Pringoooals’ (someone got paid for that, probably quite a lot too) £1 at Tesco Express on Hills Road, just towards town from the station if you’re reading this.
8 June 2016
TOASTKID
Exxo – I’d like to watch The Shawshank Redemption while I eat my Pringles – does Tesco Express sell it? If so, how much?
9 June 2016
Jitsu_g
Unfortunately I won’t be there tonight as I’m otherwise engaged with Axl/DC in a big stadium in Manchester
9 June 2016
EXXO
Toastie – while I realised there would be those who seek more up-beat entertainment during the support act, I didn’t want to seem rude or recommend anything in particular. This gig is, after all, at a “leisure park”.
9 June 2016
Bobby SVARC
I don’t think the great man is in attendance tonight.
9 June 2016
EQUUS ON the bus
Lovely day in Cambridge spent too much in fopp (no hmhb in there! )
9 June 2016
EQUUS ON the bus
Flying pig is heaving!
9 June 2016
Emerging from gorse
Bugger. Parental duties mean I’m running late and missing the pre-match entertainment. The Pig is a top, top pub too. Just about to jump on a train from Ely – don’t start the moshpit without me.
9 June 2016
Rubber faced iRritant
Lawks. Gideon Coe just reported that HMHB have played Gubba Lookalikes at tonight’s gig at The Junction. First time I’ve heard breaking news on a gig on 6 music.
9 June 2016
THE REAL ROGER GREEN
This comes from within HMHB circles. So pay attention at the back. Fairly recently someone must have posted a comment about a hiatus in gig activity because of Carl’s work commitments. I have been asked to point out that this is categorically not the case and Carl is as committed as anyone could be to the HMHB cause. His idea of going overseas is a trip to Birkenhead.
16 June 2016
EXXO
Thanks Roger. It was just a question, based on something tangential someone said from just beyond the slight gravity pull of a(n) HMHB orbit.
Yours concentrically,
Exford,
Hughes Lane,
etc.
17 June 2016
Bobby SVARC
http://probe-plus.co.uk/index.php/news
2 July 2016
Peter Mcornithologist
Wylam is a village several miles west from Newcastle. Amazing . Difficult to reach for travellers from afar. Get these knees sussed and a pal then I may get the joy. OOh Downhill Lady.
2 July 2016
Hendrix TATtoo
Chuffed to see there will be more Gigs this year after all.
Thanks Bobby.
2 July 2016
Nige
Lincoln looks favourite for me – brother’s flat is about 5 minutes walk from the engine shed.
2 July 2016
Nige
Wonder if they’ve seen a draft of the as yet unannounced national league fixture list and Tranmere are playing Lincoln Gateshead and guiseley / York those weekends?
3 July 2016
bobby svarc
Ah, good thinking.
3 July 2016
dr desperate
First time for Lincolnshire! And just after I’d managed to inculcate an interest in HMHB into friends who also live 5 minutes from the Engine Shed.
Newcastle, Leeds – brilliant!
3 July 2016
dr desperate
Wylam village is several miles west of Newcastle, but the Wylam Brewery is just across the park from the Royal Victoria Infirmary, a mile to the north of St James’ Park. It’s also close to the Great North Museum (previously the Hancock Museum).
3 July 2016
Schoon
Well that’s the north of England sorted. Again. The closest they come to Thanet is Brighton: over two hours away. If northerners want to be treated as people, then maybe they should get the band to play the Broadstairs’ folk festival.
3 July 2016
EXXO
Schoon I have it on good authority that the offer of a gig in Canterbury would receive a favourable hearing.
4 July 2016
EXXO
A ‘palace of the arts’ no less – how fitting. Those look like quality venues and the Friday slots and general geographical aptness should mean fewer excuses round here.
Now for some mischievous scheduling for the promised HAHB gig in Leeds…
4 July 2016
Bobby SVARC
Engine Shed and Wylam Tx now on sale
4 July 2016
Schoon
@exxo how does one offer a gig? I assumed all gigs were determined by the HMHB/Probe Plus Supreme Council like in Star Wars or something.
4 July 2016
warden hodges
Conference fixtures out 1pm tomorrow- lets see if there is a pattern there- Lincoln/ Gateshead/ Guiseley and Harry Ramsden Fish n Chips.
5 July 2016
Vendor of quack nostrums
Wylam Brewery have slung a couple of million quid at the old Military Vehicle museum in Exhibition Park, making it their sole production site, a brewery tap and an event space. If Geoff is ever to prove that he can organise a Biscuit gig in a brewery this is his big chance. Tickets booked and no worries about a decent pint on the night. Long wait though.
5 July 2016
bobby svarc
Lincoln Biscuits.
6 July 2016
EXXO
Communing with imps.
I’d rather be some place like Gipton or Leeds.
6 July 2016
EXXO
or Bradford.
6 July 2016
EXXO
@ Schoon Nigel really does what he can to balance reaching fans in all parts of the country with the fact that he really hates the long trips and doesn’t want to do any more gigs than he has to. Like they get gig offers from promoters round here (Leeds) ALL THE TIME, and know that the right kind of money would be assured, but when I spoke to the him earlier in the year they weren’t going to do Leeds again till they’d done a bit to satisfy the southern audiences (Southampton, Cardiff, Cambridge).
Anyway it works a bit like this – someone who is willing to take a risk and promote a gig – either a professional who is out to make a good profit or an amateur who is a fan of the band or a bit of both both – finds a venue and dates when it is available, works out what the band can expect to make, and contacts Geoff with a proposal. Geoff responds in no certain terms if in his opinion it sounds like non-starter financially, because let’s not forget that as so few gigs can be played, they mostly want to accept ones which guarantee a good return. If the deal sounds reasonable and credible Geoff puts it to the band, and if they fancy it (which mostly Nigel doesn’t – see lyrics to Mileage Chart), negotiations commence properly.
Nigel told me not long ago he would like to wend his way to Canterbury – but I’ve done my research since I made the comment above, and it looks like a right desert for decent venues. However it’s worth bearing in mind that every couple of years there might be 2 consecutive gigs in the same general direction, one to make the money with at least 800 tickets sold, and the other in a venue of just a few hundred souls, because it’s somewhere they really fancy.
Also worth considering that Tranmere are at Maidstone last day of the season … unlikely to have much bearing but worth a try.
6 July 2016
D list paul roSs
When I win the Euromillions jackpot (OK if) I’m having HMHB and Radiohead in my back garden while I get pissed. And I’ll have HMHB first, not because I like them less but so Nigel can get home ( I reckon 2 hours from mine).
8 July 2016
Schoon
@exxo, thanks very interesting and informative. I doubt I’ll organise a gig because 1. I’m lazy, 2. Despite my moaning, I’d feel guilty about all the northerners having to trek to Toryland. @D List I’d buy a ticket to your gig. Could we have the Dead Kennedys too?
9 July 2016
KITTYMCDERMOTT
Anyone got Leeds on their mind? Be great to meet people from the group.
28 August 2016
dr desperate
We’ll be there, @KMcD. Come and say hello (I may be wearing a King Of Hi-Vis jacket).
28 August 2016
parsfan
Of the three remaining this year Leeds is the most likely. Never seen them there and relatively easy.
Your turn to get the paella.
28 August 2016
KITTYMCDERMOTT
Ah, the Brampton paella … what larks. Didn’t you get on the radio that night? Brampton was one of my favourite gigs ever – that bit of ‘Hal-An-Tow’ was magical. And do you remember that Jagger? Cumbria is still shuddering. As for Leeds, if you haggle, I’ll gladly cough up. Be nice to see you again! Dr Desperate, be nice to meet you too. Do you actually have ‘King of Hi-Vis’ printed on your hi-vis jacket? I’m impressed!
30 August 2016
Bobby SVARC
January the 6th, Epiphany……….Coventry Empire
http://www.seetickets.com/event/half-man-half-biscuit/the-empire/1022875
15 September 2016
dr desperate
Obviously touring to promote the new album.
16 September 2016
Bobby SVARC
Two West Midlands gigs on the bounce, When did that last happen?. Last Cov Gig was 30 years ago according to my less than 100% brain. I will be incognito that night, of course. Do the car aerials still have sky blue ribbons on them?. They won the cup, you know. Will Mick Coop be there?.
16 September 2016
dr desperate
According to Gez they played Lady Godiva’s pub on Jordan Well in Coventry in 1999, a not altogether successful gig in a cellar with no PA of its own. The venue has gone though various changes since, and is now known as Ivy House. “Recently having been refurbished into a cool nightspot, the club boasts a brand new state of the art sound system and amazing LED lighting.”
16 September 2016
dr desperate
I thought Coventry City had never won the FA Cup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JZTv-QiSLc
16 September 2016
Bobby SVARC
Told you I left a part of my brain in a field in Brinklow.
16 September 2016
Brumbiscuit
I’ve been to a Coventry gig that would have been then or thenabouts. I thought it was elsewhere, but I have to say my mind is somewhat blurred by time and the fact that I could drink a lot more back then. Unremarkable. The journey back to Brum on the 900 bus was somewhat more eventful. Good job CCTV wasn’t as prevalent then.
16 September 2016
Brumbiscuit
On another note; seeing as it’s a Friday gig, I was wondering if they might do a double header with The Assembly in Leamington the night before. Nothing on their site, but the evening is free there.
16 September 2016
EXXO
I seem to remember from when my first love became a Warwick student that Leamington & Cov are basically the same audience. But then I suppose you’d know that better than me.
And anyway Rovers are at home on the Saturday.
16 September 2016
bobby svarc
Thought the Assembly had gone downhill last time we went.
16 September 2016
Brumbiscuit
The last band I saw there was The Wurzels! It’s not every gig you go to where the drummer starts the second half with an oxygen mask, is it?! It was a wildly optimistic hope for a double header, but one can dream, can’t one?
17 September 2016
gipton teenager
I’ll be going to the Leeds gig, I haven’t seen the band since the mid-eighties. What’s the score? Do folks meet up for a pint beforehand? You’re not Barbary corsairs are you?
22 September 2016
Chris The Siteowner
There’ll undoubtedly be pubs suggested here. Watch this space…
22 September 2016
EXXO
Am I right in thinking you can’t get out of Lincoln on public transport to anywhere after about 10.30 pm? What is WRONG with the place? Can’t afford hotels. Anyone driving towards Newark/Doncaster?
3 October 2016
Nige
Oxford looks like another early start – O2 website says curfew 10 pm
Bloody clubbers!!
5 October 2016
paul f
Ah – for once a venue I can get home easily from! I missed the last Oxford gig so am looking forward to this. What was the pub of choice last time around?
5 October 2016
dr desperate
Ooh, never been to Worthing. It is a place in Sussex. It is a seaside resort.
5 October 2016
dr desperate
(Might be worth getting a first class ticket: one never knows what one might find in the cloakroom at Victoria Station.)
5 October 2016
EXXO
Whatever you do don’t get the National Express, which nowadays eschews the express A3 and A24 route and instead crawls out through every shitty high street in south London and then right along the coast from Brighton.
To have your parents retire to Worthing once may be regarded as a misfortune; to have them do so twice makes you DBT, trust me.
5 October 2016
TOASTKID
Worthing! Great news, just along the coast from me (Brighton). I believe that Gomez used to rehearse at the back of a pet shop in Worthing. Also, they (citizens of Worthing, not Gomez) have a contest every year for who can throw an orange the furthest out to sea. My friend Mark won it a few years ago and made it into the Worthing Herald. It’s in March, not sure what the date is next year but it might be the same day.
Look forward to seeing some of you there (at the gig or a nearby pub). Possibly a bit early for venue recommendations but there’s a couple of “converted living room real ale pubs” which have sprung up there, such as this one http://www.anchoredinworthing.co.uk/
5 October 2016
EXXO
Worthing may be a zombie-filled haunt of the undead, but it does have fairly decent train times back to civilisation (23:28 and then 00:01, 25 mins to Brighton), so trust me (again) anyone fancying a sojourn would be well advised to secure digs across the county line in East Sussex, unless the price difference was significant enough to make you want to risk complete and utter stultification.
5 October 2016
Steve
Worthing may be God’s Waiting Room, but the pubs along Chapel road have those bouncer types outside their doors. The venue is pretty central and the gig’s a Friday night one, so the streets will be lively. I could almost walk. Getting up early and off to Oxford next morning will be my main challenge. I like a challenge.
As Terry Garoghan sang (to the tune of Wild Thing):
Worthing
You make my heart sing.
You make everything … groovy.
Worthing
Worthing, I think I love ya.
But I want to know for sure…”
9 October 2016
EXXO
Ha, excellent Steve. Can’t find it on the ‘tube, only his cover of Madonna’s “Hove”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3AfrfHvBl4
Might get my nephew to record that ‘Worthing’ skit next time I’m down. He is probably Worthing’s most skillful guitarist & currently doing some kind of work experience at a recording studio in Brighton so why not?
10 October 2016
Steve
I digitized my old tape quite recently, which has the song. And others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWgRl0rR0lI
10 October 2016
EXXO
Thanks Steve. Had to stick an external speaker in the laptop to catch the lyrics, but enjoyed it all the more for that. Would have been devo’ed if he hadn’t rhymed ‘boring’ with Goring, so there was much relief there as you can imagine. West Worthing station fans will be disappointed not to get a mention but you can’t have everything.
10 October 2016
Steve
Biscuits played Goring back in ’94 or ’95. I have no recollection at all of the gig, having peaked far too early. I just got a train back there in the morning to collect my car. Then waited 20 years to go to my next one.
10 October 2016
dr desperate
Suggestions for pubs in Lincoln: the Tap & Spile on Hungate is favourite, 10mins from the Engine Shed but up a steep hill (hint: it’s called Steep Hill) from the railway station. The Ritz (‘Spoons, converted cinema) is closer, 6mins walk on the flat from both station and venue. Gravitational considerations would suggest the former pre-gig, the latter post-.
Plenty of franchised eateries (Nando, Wagamama, Prezzo, a big Ask) on the other side of Brayford Pool.
12 October 2016
dr desperate
Since the header for this thread says “for any gig”, I’ll mention that Lancaster’s Lovely Eggs will be playing Gorilla, Manc on 4th Nov, with support from Brighton’s Hornblower Brothers. The latter’s Wikipedia page claims that “their style has often been compared to Half Man Half Biscuit, mainly due to the prominent use of satirical lyrics and an off-kilter pop style”. See if you agree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btXLHPHRyO4
18 October 2016
BOBBY SVARC
A message: JD Meatyard will not be supporting at Lincoln but The Flux Capacitors-UK will be there as planned. Mr Meatyard will be supporting cast on the March leg of the 2017 tour at Worthing and Oxford, flights booked etc.
22 October 2016
EXXO
Anyone driving back in the Newark or Doncaster direction after the Lincoln gig? Would happily give a tenner for petrol to get to Newark in particular, any roundabout on outskirts of Newark would be fine if you’re going onto A1 or zooming past to Midlands on A46.
23 October 2016
BOBBY SVARC
Not going chief but I know a few from the Leics area who are, I’ll have a word.
23 October 2016
EXXO
Nice one Mick, first train from Impsville after the gig is 5.26 so a lift along the A46 would give me better ways of passing the night (clue: I’ll be bringing a 4-piece in a sturdy protective tube).
23 October 2016
EXXO
Nice one Mick, first train from Impsville after the gig is 5.26 so a lift along the A46 would give me better ways of passing the night (clue: I’ll be bringing a 4-piece in a sturdy protective tube).
23 October 2016
dr desperate
??
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Ken-Hom-4-Piece-Carbon-Performance/dp/B00UXIMSB8
23 October 2016
BOBBY SVARC
Wheels are in motion,Exxo.
23 October 2016
BOBBY SVARC
@Exxo – Lift to Newark sorted, Do you want to meet them at Geoff’s table after the support??
24 October 2016
EXXO
Yep, that’s brilliant Mick, I’m truly grateful. I’ll say brown Harrington bomber and camo keks as I’m planning a bit of the old pescatorials.
24 October 2016
EXXO
On the other hand what would Gok wan say? That look just isn’t working for me, probably.
Brown Harrington anyway.
24 October 2016
dr desperate
No curfew at Lincoln.
26 October 2016
BOBBY SVARC
Loads of buzzards, though.
26 October 2016
BOBBY SVARC
@Exxo: They will mill around Geoff’s table towards the end of the support. He will be wearing a black Harrington jacket with a pin badge bearing the legend “CCFC We Won The Cup, Honest”. He’s a good lad really. Enjoy the gig and the after-gig activities, I suggest a nice block of smelly cheese might do the trick.
26 October 2016
hendrix-tattoo
Two days to go for the gig at the Engine Shed, Whoopee!
Is the Tap & Spiel still the favourite for you @Dr. D ?. For Pre-Gig drinky poos.
26 October 2016
rubber faced irritant
I’ve never been to Lincoln and will be on my own, so would be good to meet beforehand with some of you fine fellows/fellowesses. I’m assuming Dr D’s recommendation of the Tap and Spile is still the place to be seen. I’ll be wearing a Cresta badge (amongst other things).
27 October 2016
dr desperate
Yes, though from now on I’ll be calling it the Tap & Spiel.
28 October 2016
EXXO
I shall be arriving in town around 5.30, exploring all the sites concerned with the French civil wars, developing new insights into the role of Nigel, Bishop of Ely in 12th century politics, and then going to a pub around 6pm.
Mick the Brown Harrington has not been accessorised (pin badges flying around at gigs, tsk) but it is being worn over a dashing khaki t-shirt with the legible part of the logo saying JOHN PEEL (followed by small print about the Creative Arts Centre in Stowmarket).
28 October 2016
Mr Ed
I’ll be at the gig. I will try to make it to the ‘Spiel before (7pm doors, but does that mean, what, 7:30pm support?). Maybe the Ritz after, though I’m driving. Would love to meet any of you lot. I’ll be wearing a Burberry fez — yes, really, I made it myself (SO PROUD!).
28 October 2016
Injured Buzzard
Free packet of pink wafers with Lincolnshire Echo today, imagine that’ll find its way into the banter later. Also found a Goldsmith’s near the Tap & Spile. Not a Turner prize judge in sight tho…
28 October 2016
BOBBY SVARC
OK Exxo, They’re quite excited about the prospect of having a proper legend in the car with them. They will most probably be talking non-stop about ‘that goal’ by Ernie Hunt.
Have a great gig and be careful of odd pockets the LTE getting themselves wound up for Saturday’s trip to the Deva.
28 October 2016
Jitsu_g
Apparently 10pm curfew so if you are going to the gig and aren’t on your way I would hurry up. 5 to 8 now
28 October 2016
Mr ed
In the venue now. Met Hendrix Tattoo, King of Hi-Vis, Exxo, et al. KOHV predicts early kick-off: maybe 8.30. Support had been and gone.
28 October 2016
dr desperate
Any suggestions on how to organise a pre-match piss-up next Friday?
(Apologies for the language.)
11 November 2016
eXXO
My first suggestion to make things more manageable is based on the fact that 6 out the 9 casks and 2 of the 10 kegs are below 5%.
11 November 2016
eXXO
Mrs Exford is heading to a wedding in the Dales the next night, so didn’t fancy the 04.45 train back with me.
Then I read her the description of one of the venue’s 19 house ales:
Slaughterhouse Stout…19.6° Plato | OG 1081 | ABV 8.8% … Vanatblack and bone char intones dwell within this remnant hulk… an electro narcosis of peat smoke pitch, dark cocoa and oiled black cardamon, rib rattle into subtle bolt gusts of port wine and espresso pursued by a dark cherry red grape skin tartness.
And she said “fuck it let’s sleep in the van.”
11 November 2016
IGUANA ANDY
Two tickets going spare for tomorrow’s gig if anyone’s undecided. Would like to see them put to good use.
17 November 2016
Injured Buzzard
In reply to Dr Desperate, “The Tap” at the Wylam Brewery opens at 5. Plenty of time for some Camra Man research. Heading there after some scran at a nearby Indian restaurant. Not missing the start this time…
17 November 2016
hendrix-tattoo
Have a ‘Good Un’ Injured Buzzard and don’t forget your ticket this time.
Due to work commitments I cannot make it tonight,
Off to see The Damned due to the logistics, rather see HMHB though.
18 November 2016
jitsu_G
I think we will be up at the brewery around 630ish, after meeting up with a couple of Biscuit first timers in town
Saw the Damned last night Hendrix-Tattoo. Excellent as always, and I got a commemorative tour tea towel
18 November 2016
Tyneside Tiger
Does anyone have any idea what time HMHB might actually be on stage in Newcastle tonight? …need to sort out emergency childcare. Many thanks.
18 November 2016
IGUANA ANDY
Tyneside Tiger – received the following from those nice Wylam people –
Thanks for purchasing a ticket for Half Man Half Biscuit
We are thrilled to have them perform here at Wylam Brewery
As we know many of you are travelling from outside the area for the show we thought
it would be helpful to share with you some important details about
access to the venue, show times etc …
ACCESS
Finding us is a walk in the park… literally
There is no vehicular access to events here at the brewery
as we are located in a public park
You can find full access details here
SHOW TIMES
7pm Doors
8pm Sonnenburg
9pm Half Man Half Biscuit
11.15pm Curfew
FOOD
We will have Bao Nomi Pan Asian Street Food
in attendance at the show, they make
delicious Steamed Bao Buns of both the meaty and veggie varieties
Our Tap Room serves cracking small plates – we would call
them British Tapas but we are probably not allowed to since Brexit 😉
You can find our small plate menu here http://www.wylambrewery.co.uk/the-tap/
BEER
Yup we got you covered there … as you would imagine… however
we do also stock a fine selection of wines, spirits and softies for the
‘non beer-lievers’ amongst you
We hope this info is helpful and look forward to seeing you at the show
Love ‘n Peas
Team Wylam
18 November 2016
Tyneside Tiger
Many thanks.
18 November 2016
EXXO
Have a great night Biscuiteers. Really wanted to see this unique venue and sample its famous ales but it wasn’t to be. Hoping someone will report back on the Slaughterhouse stout – can it live up to that description?
18 November 2016
Ben w
I am soooooo damned excited!
18 November 2016
Injured buzzard
Exxo: Yes it does. I’ll need nursed back to health if I have any more…
18 November 2016
EXXO
Have the next few pints for me then – we’ve just realised we could have been there after all.
18 November 2016
dr desperate
Hope we’re not going to need this at Leeds.
https://www.biscuiteers.com/static/uploads/2014/02/IMG_1375.jpg
29 November 2016
dr desperate
(Box from this shop in Notting Hill (q v).)
https://www.biscuiteers.com/static/uploads/2016/09/Biscuiteers-Notting-Hill-Icing-Cafe-645×465.jpg
29 November 2016
EXXO
Anyone got contact details for Parsfan (Paul)? I seem to have lost ’em. Did promise he could stay next time the Lads played in Leeds.
30 November 2016
EXXO
Guess I should do this via Chris, soz. I’ll e-m Chris in morning & hopefully he can forward to Paul.
30 November 2016
parsfan
Hi Exxo,
Leeds was the one I was planning to get to when the autumn tour was announced but my wife’s Christmas do got in ahead of me.
Now looking at the March double header for my next fix. I’d better get something booked before they arrange something closer to home.
Thanks for the offer.
Paul
PS I think I’ve still got yours. I’ll send you a text.
30 November 2016
alan
will the lads ever play liverpool again?
30 November 2016
dr desperate
This.
http://www.sgfw.org.uk/about-sgfw.html
6 December 2016
EXXo
If anyone wants any Leeds info, I’ve lived a mile from the venue for 20 years, have all the beer skills and used to know all the outlets really well in times when I was less economically challenged, but so many good new bars – and even some new pubs – open all the time, so I’m not quite as up-to-date as I was. This list of city centre bars
http://leedsbeer.info/charts/
and its map are excellent – their standards are really high and reviews seem generally spot on, so anything above 65% there is a very decent bar/pub, and there are about 80 above 65% in the city centre – standards have definitely risen since the crafty revolution !
That’s only the city centre though and for some reason they haven’t covered most of the pubs near the Uni – THE FENTON is the most convenient, just a few hundred yards from the gig, they have decent beers and there’s normally a £2 a pint thing going on for some of the mass produced ones, … but it’s always worth checking what gigs are on there and sure enough it’s METAL night on the 16th, with 4 or 5 bands on there from 8pm …. but then again before 7.30 it will be fine.
The Hedley Verity (Wetherspoons/Lloyds) is obviously a must for those who think it’s a must, and it is on the way from city centre to gig. Indeed City centre, then Hedley Verity, then the longest leg would be about 600 yards to the Fenton, then 500 yards to gig would be civilised spacing out of your activities.
A limited amount of budget eatery advice also available on request.
6 December 2016
dr desperate
Good listing site that, Exxo, I shall refer to it in future (ie tomorrow).
From my limited experience of Leeds, even pubs with a rating between 60 and 65 are pretty good. The Turk’s Head/Whitelock’s (it’s the same place) claims to be Leeds’ oldest, and is conveniently sited off Briggate – if you’re looking for a place to impress non-locals with its Narnia-like entrance, it’s the dog’s.
Likewise Headrow House on The Headrow, four doors down from Crash Records, for those who need to know how many days it’s been since their unpasteurised Pilsner was broached.
6 December 2016
EXXo
As often happens when you live in a place a long time you hold all your old prejudices about places, when they can in fact change quite markedly – Whitelocks didn’t use to have the great range of real ales it does now. But price has to be a big factor to me too, so my favourite for a session of the 3 or 4 pubs hidden in the alleys off Briggate has to be the Angel Inn, a Sam Smiths house. For the passer-by though it’s probably just a busy, noisy Sam Smiths.
Mostly though if I drink in the city centre I go to the wonderful Wharf Chambers, which is like having the ideal local in the city centre but alas for licensing reasons it’s a members’ club and for security reasons you can no longer join on the door. If ParsPaul had been coming down I was gonna sign him in and we could even have seen a couple of local bands before going up to the Uni cos there’s an Xmas indie night that starts at 6pm.
6 December 2016
Eric olthwaite
Whitelocks – you’re right Exxo, great beer, great pub, but last time I was in Leeds (last month, The Pop Group), discovered that prices are now about four quid a pint. I won’t be there again anytime soon. We decamped to a decent ‘Spoons, Beckett Bank. I’m not a fan of Wetherspoons, but it was decent. Better than my old favourite, the Scarborough (opposite the train station), where the beer selection seems to have become rather bland.
6 December 2016
Gipton teenager
At last, something on the site of which I have knowledge superior to most. Sorry Exxo, I can trump you. I have lived half a mile from the venue for 30 years. (Well until last week, when I moved). My shout for a pub would be Veritas. I know it’s a bit of a pretentious name and it’s a bit pricey and it part of a chain, but there is an excellent range of beers, which are all kept very well, and there’s not usually a load of shouty numpties.
8 December 2016
Gipton teenager
Oops! Sorry didn’t mean to come over all “four Yorkshiremen” then
8 December 2016
EXXO
Blimey you really are the oldest teenager in town. And my what different tastes in ‘pubs’ and geography we have! Personally I’d only recommend that route for anyone who needs to come via the courthouse, the infirmary, or both.
8 December 2016
EXXO
That wasn’t meant to sound dismissive or divisive. When you say it’s a ‘chain’ it’s as good a chain as there is out there; it’s just to me that’s an ‘afternoon pub’ for ‘professionals’. Somewhere quietish to meet an online date or bash out a quick chapter of the great medico-legal novel over three thirds of the finest of everything.
If ‘Arcadia’ (one of their busier bars, but out in Headingley) was on the way to a gig (which it never is) and I was with a group of people, I’d defo pop in there. But I just can’t imagine ‘Veritas’ ever having the music and the people and they’re young and alive thing for when you’re on the way to a gig… probably just me, like I say.
8 December 2016
GIpton teenager
Surely the route depends on where you’re coming from? I agree that the atmosphere in Veritas is somewhat moonlike, but they do serve a damn good pint. (Sorry for calling you “surely) boom boom
9 December 2016
SteVE
What to see and do before and after the gig in Leeds? I usually arrive early on the day and leave late the following day. Like to get some tourism in and a new town in my BTDT archive. Leeds and surrounding area in a day?
9 December 2016
gipton teenager
If I had to pick just one thing it would be the Tiled Hall in the library. Remarkable.
9 December 2016
Eric Olthwaite
@STEVE A left-field suggestion is Tropical World. I took the kids in the summer and it was great – butterfly house, exotic birds, reptiles and amphibians, an aquarium. It’s near Roundhay Park, a fiver in, takes about an hour to go round it.
9 December 2016
Eric Olthwaite
Oh – and meerkats. And crocodiles.
9 December 2016
EXXO
Some great suggestions.
If it was me I’d do Corn Exchange, City Market, Royal Armouries, riverside walk, pubs, tiled hall as suggested by GT, no need to allow more than 10 mins for the art gallery, maybe 15 mins for the sculpture gallery (all the good Moore & Hepworth stuff in Wakefield way and a sculpture park off the M1).
The next day though could be the best bit ‘cos the best thing about Leeds is that it’s near the Dales – I’m assuming if you’ve not been to Leeds you’ve not seen Skipton, Ilkley, Otley so just get the bus to Ilkley and back, mabe even Skipton and back. If you’ve got plenty of energy in reserve after the gig you could see Skipton castle in the morning walk up to Ilkley Moor early afternoon, and have a couple in the Old Cock in Otley, all for some sort of ‘Day Rover’ type ticket on the same bus route back to Leeds.
Or else if you’re into scoffing at the Hockney, then a day trip on a very short & cheap train return up the Aire valley to Saltaire to see Salts Mill.?
9 December 2016
paul f
Coincidentally.
https://www.theguardian.com/travel/2016/dec/09/top-10-festive-pubs-in-uk-for-christmas-drinks
9 December 2016
GIpton teenager
If you go Bradford/Saltaire route, my suggestions would be National Media Museum in Bradford or Fanny’s Bar in Saltaire.
9 December 2016
SteVE
Thanks people. A trip up to the dales sounds right up my street (I’ll have my car). Was also thinking about Armley Mills as I’m a bit of an industrial revolution nerd.
Hockney scoffing, haha!
9 December 2016
SteVE
Hmm, never heard of the “Tiled Hall “. Intrigued. Starting to feel the days counting down now 🙂
9 December 2016
GIpton teenager
Steve give yourself a real treat with a ride on the world’s oldest working railway. Middleton railway is I believe running Santa specials
9 December 2016
GIpton teenager
Sorry for straying off subject, but I’ve been in Otley today. Growler from Weegmans, Landlord in the Old Cock and hummous and cake from Bond Street Bakery. So hard to beat…
10 December 2016
EXXO
Fanny’s … now you’re talking … that restores my faith after hearing you only had the Landlord up at the Old Cock when there are so many guests to enjoy.
11 December 2016
GIpton teenager
I did have a taste of the Dave as my partner walks on the dark side
11 December 2016
Mr ed
Not my patch, but I’m a fan of Saltaire, and Salts Mill in particular. The bookshop really justifies the markup compared to Amazon; top-notch cafe, with bottled ales; posho kitchen paraphernalia, but no need to buy anything. There’s a very light smattering of industrial heritage, but the whole damn town is an artefact (and a UNESCO World Heritage site). If your parking in Leeds is sorted, it’s a 15-minute train to Saltaire. That said, I’ve not been to Armley Mills.
11 December 2016
SteVE
Spoiled for choice. I’m going to need to get up very early Friday (heading up from the South coast!) and can see me sleeping in my car in some M1 services Saturday night.
12 December 2016
Unfortunate gwatkin
I have a spare ticket for the Leeds gig should anyone want one. Email: carolynshoe@gmail.com and meet beforehand in a nearby tavern.
14 December 2016
hendrix-tattoo
Going to the gig friday straight from work, Should get in Leeds tea-timish.
If any-one fancies a drinky poos, Please let us know where via here.
14 December 2016
Krispo
Alright folks, only my 2nd HMHB gig on Friday since getting into them as a 19 year old in 2009. Has anyone seen stage times at all? I know doors open at 7:30.
As for drinks wise, I think we’re going for some mulled wines at the Christmas Market.
14 December 2016
GIpton teenager
I fancy a beer myself. Best selection in town – Duck And Drake but only if you are arriving at the bus station as it’s a bit out of the way. Hedley Verity is better than most ‘Spoons. Any ideas Exxo?
15 December 2016
Injured buzzard
Going for a pre gig curry in a converted public toilet in the middle of a park… An opportunity I have to grasp. Comes highly recommended. 10 min walk from the gig. Just found out my ‘hotel room’ doesn’t have a window. Reflected in the price but i’ll effectively be sleeping in a cupboard….Post gig lubrication a priority…
15 December 2016
dr desperate
Exxo has recommended The Fenton as an adjacent hostelram, which will do for me. Probably be taking our German friend on a whistlestop tour of city-centre alleyways earlier in the afternoon and, as it’s a Friday, stopping off for a pizza somewhere en route.
15 December 2016
gipton teenager
I used to be a member of the Fenton Fairweather Cricket Club, motto “Rain starts play”, which was basically a Friday afternoon drinking session for (mostly) some hand-picked staff from the Poly. The beer wasn’t up to much then, maybe better now. I’ll give it a whirl.
15 December 2016
Dirk Hofman
If .. pre- the Grove, post- North Bar ..
15 December 2016
EXXO
@ Dr. D & GT – yes, the Fenton beer has improved – should be passing this evening so maybe I’ll be able to jet you know the sort of thing they have on. My only concern as I mentioned would be that it’s METAL night from 8pm (the gig room is upstairs, with the gig-goers often gathering downstairs beforehand) so might be rammed with people who know who the fuck Slipknot are from a bit before 8.
@Buzzo. Yes, Akmal’s is good but another 400 yards to Nazam’s you can bring your own ale from the offie (another 50 yards) and save a bundle of cash. Both Nazam’s and offie are on Woodhouse Street.
@H-Tat. Be good to have a beer. I’ll confirm this eve how early, or otherwise, I might be able to join you in the Hedley Verity, and then we could continue to the Fenton.
Anyone hear from our French correspondent, who was considering this one when we chatted in Lincoln?
15 December 2016
EXXO
@Dirk – The Grove is still a great place, especially for the folk club, despite efforts of a recent landlord to ruin it (luckily his chain went bankrupt) but I’d have thunk it’s the wrong side of town for this gig
North Bar still great but you’ll be playing Sardines on a Friday night in December, if you get in at all.
15 December 2016
Dirk Hofman
.. it was always good to fall out of the railway station down to the Grove and a sunday could be easily lost in there. Yes, the wrong side of the tracks but the start of a circuitous crawl – Duck and Drake, down to Sheepscar – Eagle, White Hart, New Rosco , then the Skinners Arms, up to the Chemic and on, and on ..
15 December 2016
The One they cut for four
Is anybody else having any issues with the e-ticketing system, such as not actually receiving any tickets even upon resending?
15 December 2016
EXXO
Tear in me eyes Dirk when I think that three of them are closed down and The Chemic, which for the last few years has been at its best ever as a local, looks to be in imminent peril as we speak.
15 December 2016
Dirk Hofman
..as you can tell it’s been a while since I was abroad in the fair metropolis and I know Mrs Chemic passed away some time ago, good to hear it’s revived. I think I knew the Eagle had gone, good music scene in those parts New Rosco, Regent and White Hart .. even after Knopfler sang about it in the Sultans of Swing, he played in the Hot Pot Belly band (got sacked for being boring) .. and sardines was what was fun about the North Bar especially when everyone is trying to be quiet because Keith Allen is shouting through the letterbox upstairs ..
15 December 2016
hendrix-tattoo
Cheers Exxo look forward to hearing from you.
Dr. Des hopefully see you in the fenton it would be nice to see Thorsten.
15 December 2016
Injured buzzard
Thanks for the info Exxo. Maybe see you in the Fenton.
15 December 2016
GIpton teenager
Dirk- did you mean White Stag? One of my favourite pubs ever. The stories I could tell…
15 December 2016
GIpton teenager
I’d quite like to meet up with a folk or two, if I may, but how would I know anybody? Hedley Verity 6-ish maybe?
16 December 2016
dr desperate
Just a reminder for the encores tonight (not you, @Bobby).
http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/bubble-wrap.swf
16 December 2016
EXXO
@H-Tat, sorry not to confirm last night. It’s like the closer you are to the gig the less you know what the flip you’re doing (a bit like being later for work the closer you live??)
So I’ll say Hedley Verity around 6.20-6.30, somewhere near the middle of the bar, then Fenton around 7? I didn’t get to the Fenton last night by the way to check out their current produce. To be honest I’ve been stuck at Mrs. Exford’s pad on the other side of town for a couple of days and looks I won’t be able so get to mine before the gig.
@GT – traditionally someone in the group dons a distinctive football shirt. So if I can’t get to mine before the gig, then with all Mrs. Exford’s footy shirt collection to choose from but no suitable gig jacket, when I get to the Hedley Verity I’ll remove whatever tatty anorak I have with me to reveal a Dukla number 14 shirt.
[@GT – I suppose I’m a former Leeds Poly employee too, in a later incarnation of that venerable seat of learning, so all the more reason to re-enact the Friday tradition at the Fenton]
16 December 2016
hendrix-tattoo
Cheers @Exxo, Just finished work,On my way to the station to jump on the rattler to Leeds.
So I will see you in the Hedley later,
Got no time to get changed so will be in my work scruffs.
@GT I’m the postman with the hoodie, Looking forward to having a drink with you all.
16 December 2016
EXXO
For what it’s worth (for what I’m worth?) I may not be in the Hedley Verity till about 6.45 now.
16 December 2016
GIpton teenager
@H-Tat and all , can’t wait see you soon
16 December 2016
TAYLO
The Ginger Biscuit just did his Pete Townshend impression with his Fisher Price guitar on the stylus stage. Neil was impressed.
16 December 2016
mr Ed
#400 Unfortunate Gwatkin: I’m planning to go to the gig, but I don’t yet have a ticket — do you still have a spare? I’ll show up, and either buy that or (hope to) buy one at the door. I’ll be in the Fenton at 7ish, proudly wearing my Burberry fez — see you there? I’ve emailed you my mobile number.
16 December 2016
EXXO
Quality Taylo!
Hmm. Ginger Biscuit on stage for the soundcheck. I wonder what this might mean for the setlist?
Anyway @ H-Tat really sorry – if you see this I probably won’t be in the Hedley Verity …. I’ll go to the Fenton …. but going via a school I used to work for and having a mince pie with them might just help my prospects … why today? Why now?
Seeya a bit later…
16 December 2016
TAYLO
Don’t get your hopes up Exxo. She never plays the same venue twice with them. It was here in 2012 she had a line of fangirls taking selfies with her after a particularly stirring ‘Gubba’.
16 December 2016
EXXO
Congrats to everyone for realising that the Hedley Verity was never a really a recommendation, but just a Biscuit reference point. Hope you’ll agree that beer and convivial company of The (Shane) Fenton more than made up for it, and hope I wasn’t too boring going on about the best ale I’ve had in weeks and insisting that everybody tried it, even when maybe really it wasn’t really their sort of thing thing (soz Thorsten) …
Just Desserts 6.1%
Xmas Pud Black & Tan
A blend of Barrel Aged Black Mass and Absolution with a festive twist of added sultanas, dates, cocktail cherries, vanilla pods and lactose
http://www.abbeydalebrewery.co.uk/home/beers/specials/
Great meeting Gipton Teenager at last, and more apologies to anyone (Phyllis Triggs especially – great to meet you too!) caught in the cross-fire of our discovery of many mutual friends and much shared history! (which funnily enough we might never have found out if it wasn’t for that nostalgic post in this thread by Dirk about Leeds pubs).
And H-Tat you are a total star.
17 December 2016
SteVE
So I did go to Saltaire and Salts Mill. I was half expecting some kind of tacky outlet mall shopping experience and it to be heaving pre-Christmas. How wrong I was. I could have stayed there all day – nearly did. Breakfast was expensive but worth it. I nearly bough loads of books, because they looked so good. And the Hockney picture of the building in its own entrance hall. Awesome. Thanks to those who recommended.
I did poke around Armley Mills. A bit dark and satanic. Not really Greenfield Village.
17 December 2016
Chris The Siteowner
As it’s less than three weeks away (!!!), we need to start planning for Cov already. My annual new year’s resolution to see more gigs should still be holding fast by 6 Jan, so I’m in. Who else is?
18 December 2016
Mr ed
I am in, for Cov and the following three. I now realise there is another Mr Ed on here. To avoid any confusion, I am this one.
18 December 2016
SteVE
I finally got the email I was waiting for on Thursday:
1 tickets (numbers 16-16) for HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT on Friday 6th January 2017
Your Tickets were despatched on Thursday 15th December 2016
I was starting to get worried…
18 December 2016
BOBBY SVARC
Will be at Cov, hopefully. I shall be the one dressed as Bobby Svarc.
18 December 2016
hendrix-tattoo
@Ctso, Bilston will be my next gig, So hopefully see you there. Due to work commitments can’t make Cov. which is a shame because I won’t meet @Svarco either.
18 December 2016
BOBBY SVARC
I’ll be at Bilston, Dressed as a horse.
18 December 2016
BOBBY SVARC
I guess that the band will hard at work practising a new cover in time for Coventry, 5th track on ‘Mott’ by Mott The Hoople. 😉
18 December 2016
Brumbiscuit
Cov is rather close to me, but circumstances dictate that I shall probably not be there. I will be at Bilston and shall soon be asking for interest in a Jivans/Great Western prelude.
18 December 2016
dr desperate
I’ll be at Coventry, but my Lady refuses to be sent there (she won’t wear the appropriate costume).
Considering doing Bilston preludes as Dr Mopp.
19 December 2016
dr desperate
@Bobby: How about Third Track Main Part on side 2 of ‘All The Young Dudes’ instead?
19 December 2016
GIpton teenager
@Steve. Did you get to Fanny’s Bar?
19 December 2016
SteVE
@GT: I walked past it, but it was Sunday morning and not even 10AM. I did start framing a photograph, but decided it was just a bit too childish.
19 December 2016
Chris The Siteowner
OK, pub(s) for Cov please? And it’s been recommended by another member of this parish that anyone able to arrive earlier in the day visits http://www.covmm.co.uk/2016/ , which looks like a top place (see reviews). I’ll be going, anyone else in?
29 December 2016
BOBBY SVARC
Thanks
29 December 2016
dr desperate
Don’t know Cov at all so I’ll take others’ advice on pubs, but I’m up for COVMM: what time were we thinking?
30 December 2016
MISTER TUBBS
I would’ve recommended Whitefriars in Gosford Street, but it appears to be closed at the moment. There’s the Twisted Barrel Brewery tap-house nearby which opens at 5pm on Fridays, which sounds more promising. The Colin Campbell also in Gosford Street used to be a proper boozer about 25 years ago, but last time I was there they’d turned it into an “It’s a scream” theme pub with no decent beer, and sadly most of the other pubs in the vicinity have either shut or stopped selling proper beer. Sorry for the pessimism!
30 December 2016
Chris The Siteowner
Where’s Mike In Cov when we need him?
What do we think for COVMM? 3pm?
30 December 2016
dr desperate
3pm is good.
30 December 2016
Chris The Siteowner
OK, Dr D and I will be convening at the COVMM at 3pm if anyone wants to join us, then on to a pub, with the Tap House an early favourite thanks to Mister Tubbs.
30 December 2016
99%
I’ll keep the museum open for you and look forward to seeing you all at 3pm on Friday
30 December 2016
SIMON P
The Whitefriars was open in September, we went there before Mogwai at the Cathedral. Be a shame if it’s shut, decent beer. Will make enquiries in the week.
31 December 2016
Steve
COVMM is edging ahead of NMM and CTM for this geek. Never heard of it before. Thanks for the inside info.
1 January 2017
BOBBY SVARC
Steve, For the super geek try this.
http://www.fargovillage.co.uk/tenant/sgt-bilkos-vintage-emporium/
1 January 2017
BOBBY SVARC
Dear Mr 99%. I’m struggling to make it to the Museum on time on Friday but I shall be over that way during the spring when I’ll hook up with Kev Kelly and have a proper look around when time isn’t a problem. I Will (God willing) be at the gig though, most probably lurking by Geoff’s table (If he goes). I’ll be wearing the “01-09-1994 The Invasion of Highfield Road” T-Shirt.
1 January 2017
EXXO
And there was I shelving me plans to attend when I heard you weren’t going to be there.
Hmm, might have to see what I can do then.
1 January 2017
Chris The Siteowner
There’s a beer waiting for you if you make it, Exxo.
1 January 2017
BOBBY SVARC
Exxo. Had a shitter of a month, one step forward and 2 back but over the last week thing have levelled a tad so the general synopsis at the moment reads, Coventry, Good.
1 January 2017
SIMON P
Oh and for Cov, if anyone was thinking “oh, I’ll just go to the venue for a drink” – don’t. No ale at all, and £5.50 for a pint of Kronenburg. It’s a shame, as it’s a really good venue apart from that. Oh, and the toilets.
1 January 2017
BOBBY SVARC
Less than 100 on-line tickets remain, so I’ve been told.
1 January 2017
dr desperate
Will have to fit in a visit to the Bilko (q v) Museum; possibly on the Saturday morning.
1 January 2017
Graham Paine
The Twisted Barrel is by far the best bet for pre gig drinks. Whitefriars has closed down recently. Other GBG pubs nearby are Drapers and the Earl of Mercia. There are plenty of eating venues in Far Gosford Street including an Indian about 100 yards from Twisted Barrel.
2 January 2017
Chris The Siteowner
Cheers GP! (No, not you, Dr D)
2 January 2017
Mr ed
Twisted Barrel sounds good to me. What time are people arriving?
3 January 2017
dr desperate
Probably 5-ish. As it’s Friday, I shall need to find a pizza joint between drinks and gig.
3 January 2017
CHARLES EXFORD
Too skint for this one and Mrs. E all travelled out. Have a good one folks.
5 January 2017
Graham Paine
Myself and friends will be arriving at thee Twisted Barrel in time for opening at 5. Remember it is in FarGo Village and set back off the road just to the side of a giant mural on one of the walls on Far Gosford St. There is at least one pizza place on that road. I suggest parking on one of the roads off FGS on the right coming from the city centre, or on the left off Gulson Rd which runs parallel to FGS.
5 January 2017
BOBBY SVARC
Post Christmas blues over here as well, 6 of us were going but now there are none. See you at Bilston.
5 January 2017
Evan
Really excited about tomorrow’s show. I will be celebrating my 40th birthday (although a few days early). First time seeing them since the last London one.
Anyone familiar with the venue – what time does the headline usually go on? I am hoping to watch the first half of the West Ham vs Man City match but obviously don;t want to miss the start.
5 January 2017
Graham Paine
To the best of my knowledge it should be the normal start time of 9 but best to check tomorrow.
5 January 2017
hendrix-tattoo
To everyone who’s going Coventry have a nice time, Bilston gig will be my next one.
Let’s hope there is no ‘elephant in the woodpile’ moments.
5 January 2017
SIMON P
Fo anyone who doesn’t fancy dumping their car in a side street, Grove St car park is a few minutes walk from the Empire and is £1 for the evening (after 6pm if I remember)
5 January 2017
dr desperate
According to the Empire’s FB page: doors at 7.30pm, support The Broken Rebels on at 8, so 9 would be a likely start time.
5 January 2017
alan
any truth in the rumour HMHB will support Madness at Prenton Park for Wirral Live?
13 January 2017
BRUMBSICUIT
Anyone up for the Jivans/Great Western pre-gig combination?
I’m hopeful I can get there early doors; i.e. 5pm for opening. After last time, I won’t book a table unless we’re a larger party.
16 January 2017
dr desperate
Yeah, count me and Elizabeth in.
16 January 2017
dirk hofman
@GiTe re Leeds, yes the Stag, I remember the sign, it was like a reindeer .. in black and white.
18 January 2017
Brumbiscuit
No more takers for a superb, Black Country combination of excellent curry in an authentic (if austere) balti house and then to the Great Western where you can taste some Holdens and Bathams ales? 5pm kick off for the curry…
Jivans is close to the bus station and the mainline station. The Great Western sits just underneath the mainline station, next to the former low-level GWR station.
G’wan, g’wan, g’wan…
24 January 2017
hendrix-tattoo
@Brumbiscuit, Count me in, It will be nice to meet you lad.
24 January 2017
Brumbiscuit
Excellent! See you there around 5pm: http://jivansbalti.com/?page_id=98
25 January 2017
CHARLES EXFORD
@Alan: any truth in the rumour HMHB will support Madness at Prenton Park for Wirral Live?
No, but Friday football in the park might not be happening that week.
http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/sport/15043464.The_Farm_to_support_Madness_during__Wirral_Live__concert_at_Prenton_Park/?ref=twtrb#gallery0
27 January 2017
dr desperate
Those popping into The Sir Henry Newbolt ‘Spoons in Bilston on Thursday might take a moment to look down at the carpet, which came 4th in the Top Ten of ‘Spoons carpets in Kit Caless’s excellent book ‘Spoon’s Carpets – A Celebration’ (note placing of apostrophe).
http://wetherspoonscarpets.tumblr.com/search/bilston
29 January 2017
Brumbiscuit
If you’re going down Bilston High St; a) avoid the tumbleweed and b) check out the Trumpet – a jazz pub that does other music too. Many a West Midland musician has cut his/her teeth there. The website is a hark back to the good(?) old days of the internet. http://www.trumpetjazz.org.uk/gigs.asp
29 January 2017
Injured buzzard
@Brumbiscuit. I’ll join you at Jivans. Usually go for a pre gig Ruby anyway, sounds good.
29 January 2017
CHARLES EXFORD
Thanks for that Steve. Remember enjoying a track of his a couple of years ago on the best radio show we have for learning about good new music (Marc Riley, 6 Music).
But when I checked to see when he was last played, it seems he mostly gets played on ‘country’ type shows on other BBC channels, and that song 2 years ago might have been his last time on the mighty 6Music!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/artists/0d842c11-3f11-4dae-aa41-4e6e8beccc09
I shall try to get Mr. Riley to plug the tour on 6Music this week.
He’s playing my local next Monday, and if Liverpool and Tranmere carry on losing* I might even feel I can afford a ticket! Otherwise I can sit at the bar in the next room and try to catch what I can of the performance.
Another excellent US lyricist who’s touring the UK in the next couple of weeks is Chuck Prophet, and I got tix for that one at the same venue, as one of my birthday pressies for Mrs. Exford. (I’m lucky that we share tastes in just about everything, and of her various presents: alcohol, home brew stuff, fishing equipment, fishing permits, gig tickets, there wasn’t one thing that wasn’t really a pressie for myself at the same time).
*betting against my own teams has been lucrative lately, and they both lost last Saturday – a 60/1 double which in better days would have made me a nice bundle, but this time just made me £60.
30 January 2017
dr desperate
His father Larry wrote ‘Horseman, Pass By’ (filmed as ‘Hud’), ‘The Last Picture Show’ and ‘Terms Of Endearment’, won the Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar for ‘Brokeback Mountain’ (q v), and is now married to Ken Kesey’s widow.
The London gig has been moved to The Garage in Highbury, btw.
30 January 2017
BRUMBSICUIT
The more the merrier! Jivans doesn’t open until 5pm, and the weather is not set fair, so don’t hang around if arriving earlier. IIRC you can take your own booze and there are some local supermarkets to get supplies. Cobra also available on tap at Jivans.
30 January 2017
CHARLES EXFORD
As for ‘Alice Drinks the Kool Aid’, after a few youtubes I was thinking “these are proper anthemic drinking songs”, and sure enough the singer runs his own brewery in Chicago.
30 January 2017
BOBBY SVARC
“betting against my own teams has been lucrative lately”
You ought to be publically flogged.
30 January 2017
dr desperate
Canadian Alice may be joining us at Jivan’s, also.
30 January 2017
Mr ed
Put me down for a curry too please.
30 January 2017
Injured buzzard
Just got notification of gig at Holmfirth 22nd September. Anyone confirm?
30 January 2017
BOBBY SVARC
Correct
30 January 2017
BOBBY SVARC
http://www.thegigcartel.com/Gig-guide/Half-Man-Half-Biscuit-Holmfirth.htm?id=1725
30 January 2017
Injured buzzard
@Bobby Svarc Cheers. LTID. 🙂
30 January 2017
BOBBY SVARC
1969, Wembley via Millwall, Mind you what have we done since then? 🙂
30 January 2017
more like ken barlow
Little brother cannot make Bilston now so should have spare ticket if anyone is looking for one. (and if I can remember where I put them!)
31 January 2017
more like ken barlow
BRUMBISCUIT (McIntyre No9 here) will try and make Jivans if I can get away from the office in time. Is there any parking nearby? Could give 3 (possibly 4 if they are little un’s) a lift to the Robin if I make it.
31 January 2017
floreat ultonia
Afternoon all. Alas I’m out of town on the day so having to miss Bilston. However I can thoroughly recommend pre-match refreshments in Jivans and the GW. Mr Brumbiscuit is an excellent host
31 January 2017
BOBBY SVARC
THURSDAY 2nd FEBRUARY ROBIN 2 BILSTON. Support SONNENBERG
TICKETS £20 WALK UPS £22
KEEP MUSIC LIVE – SUPPORT THIS GREAT VENUE
http://www.therobin.co.uk/whats_on/giginfo.asp?gigid=4552
31 January 2017
brumbiscuit
I may be an excellent host (thank you), but I’m not paying the bill 🙂
Jivans is in a (outskirts of) city centre location, so parking will be tricky, I suspect. There are some side streets nearby, and those might have metered parking, but I’m not a Wolvo lad, so can’t say for sure. The train station will have parking I spose, but that won’t be cheap.
I have a hectic day tomorrow, so I will be there around 5pm for opening time – trains permitting. I won’t be on here after this, so see you all there.
1 February 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Amazon have just posted my prop for tomorrow’s gig.
Hopefully, Jivans will let me in with it.
1 February 2017
BOBBY SVARC
PLEASE NOTE: BISCUITS ON AT 8-45pm TONIGHT – Thanks
2 February 2017
POP-TART MARK
Bump. Spread the word.
2 February 2017
don
Myself and a couple of mates are travelling over from Ireland for our first HMHB gig (be gentle). I’m not sure if we’ll arrive in time for Jivans at 5pm, but if not, around what time will you be in Great Western (and where is it)?
2 February 2017
THE WARDEN HODGES
Enjoy the gig tonight all.
Someone tell the doormen that they can use the perforation on the ticket.
Number 003 in 2014…..missed and never to be seen again….sniffle….
2 February 2017
parsfan
Mid-season double header approaching. I presumed Tranmere would be playing somewhere near Oxford, but they’re away to Torquay.
Oxford are at home to Scunthorpe, but it’s looking more like an afternoon in the pub.
6 February 2017
EXXO
You doing both gigs, Paul?
Just found out I’ve actually got 5 weeks of work – woohoo first full-time work since last summer – ending that day at 1pm in Leeds so I won’t be arriving in Worthing till the last minute before the gig but would be great to see you.
6 February 2017
parsfan
Of course, not much point in going all that way and only going to one. I would have gone to Coventry if these hadn’t come up.
See you there.
6 February 2017
Alan southorn
We’ve got a record fair on the day of the Oxford gig . 11am TIL about 4pm . Wesley memorial hall , new inn hall street ox1 2dh . Hoping to sell my clan of xymox cd
14 February 2017
Toby
Just rang the Worthing Assembly hall to find out about tickets. They said ‘not heard of that gig’. Can someone point me to the venue, please?
Ta
16 February 2017
Chris The Siteowner
It’s definitely at the Assembly Hall!
16 February 2017
Chris The Siteowner
New gig: Leadmill, Sheffield in August.
24 February 2017
dr desperate
Yes! Nothing on the calendar for 3rd August (except for the 11th anniversary of my decree absolute coming through, traditionally celebrated with copious quantities of non-organic food and Swedish vodka).
24 February 2017
Mr ed
Fantastic. This partially makes up for me not being able to make Holmfirth. Hotel booked 🙂
24 February 2017
BOBBY SVARC
Interesting. …..Rovers playing Macc/Dulwich FA Trophy 2nd leg at Home on the 18th (Oxford Gig) and could be Wembley bound that day,
27 February 2017
WARDEN HODGES
Noticed that myself Svarc…hmmm.
27 February 2017
WARDEN HODGES
May even go through the Mersey Tunnel myself on the rail replacement and get on at B’head central for Rock Ferry and Sportsmans bar.
27 February 2017
BOBBY SVARC
Could they hire a chopper? I could ask the King Power lot.
27 February 2017
CHARLES EXFORD
This fixture pile-up hasn’t changed the Lincoln title odds much (backed at 6/1 now 1/2), so time to lay off methinks, and for a little extra bonus money on both Forest Green and the Daggers.
27 February 2017
CHARLES EXFORD
This fixture pile-up hasn’t changed the Lincoln title odds much (backed at 6/1 now 1/2), so time to lay off methinks, and for a little extra bonus money on both Forest Green and the Daggers.
27 February 2017
CHARLES EXFORD
Not on the season ticket is it Mick, so they won’t be that arsed, though there may be an eleven year-old a bit pissed off if there’s nobody to take him. Might you 11 is old enough to bunk in on your own, Mr. B would probably say.
27 February 2017
BOBBY SVARC
Modern Football Fans Are Rubbish
27 February 2017
Peter Mcornithologist
Bobby I visited Sunderland V Southampton match last week with my grandson who forever will support Sunderland . As soon as Southampton scored booing ensued .An absolute lack of support .Not sure if this negativity exists elsewhere.No humour. No characters
27 February 2017
CHARLES EXFORD
Oi listen you arl uncle Charlies, here’s one commodore in someone else’s navy chinos who is seriously considering (if I could use ‘strike’ on here that would be struck through and replaced with ‘considered for a few moments’) going from the Worthing gig to Prenton Park without passing Oxford, without collecting 200.
27 February 2017
Bobby svarc
@Peter. A new breed of fans are now in charge I’m afraid to say. The only thing missing down the KPS is popcorn. Classic example: last night a 65th minute appreciation of Ranieri was organised on social media, of course it was. Anyhow, the 65th minute arrives with Leicester three nil up, cheering, singing and phone lights ensue and the players are clearly unsettled and Liverpool score…. I’m too old for this shit!!
28 February 2017
Mr ed
Tickets for Worthing are buy one get one free on Ents24 today only.
28 February 2017
Peter Mcornithologist
Bobby. Off to the match against Crewe Crewe Barney McGrew. A multitude of whippets and joy. No putting our team down.
28 February 2017
BOBBY SVARC
Peter: I have mates (proper or cyber) who support a wide range of teams, I alway look out for their results. Carlisle are one of those and Marine. I looked for Exxo’s last night, pissed myself.
28 February 2017
SteVE
Hmm, BOGOF doesn’t bode well for my local gig if that’s for real. Hope the plug isn’t pulled.
28 February 2017
Bobby svarc
@Peter: What a team!
1 March 2017
Peter Mcornithologist
@ Bobby , it was as if we were watching the Jeunesse Esch of 1969
1 March 2017
M Mcn
Hi all.
Is anyone travelling from the Worthing gig down to Oxford? I’m playing guitar in the support band for both nights. A pal of mine WAS going to drive me & my gear to both gigs, but they’ve now been offered an acting job in London that they can’t rightly turn down, which is the date of the Oxford gig.
They can still take me to Worthing as it’s on the way for them if they’re going to London after, but from there on in it looks like me and my gear are stuck on the South coast! (the rest of the band are in one (full) car).
If anyone thinks they can led a had, drop me a line. My stuff (guitar & amp) could fit in a boot of a car for instance and I could make my own way on the Nat Express or such.
Ta!
3 March 2017
paul f
I can no longer make the Oxford gig if anybody is interested in two tickets?
3 March 2017
Mr ed
I’ll give you a lift M MCN. Room for you and your gear.
3 March 2017
Schoon
I’m either driving from Buckland (east of Aylesbury), or getting the train from somewhere like Haddenham, to the Oxford gig. Does anyone know Oxford well enough, to advise me which is likely to be a better journey (I hear parking is difficult in Oxford, but it looks like the train station is miles from the gig)? Probably can’t leave Buckland till about 545.
Thanks!
4 March 2017
schoon
I assume from the complete lack of response to my request for Oxford information, that there are no HMHB fans in Oxford. I think this is likely as everyone on here seems to be from somewhere northern (Birkenhead, Leeds, Cambridge etc) or the USA. Or maybe Oxford (and other Midlands e.g. Cambridge) HMHB fans are lazy. Or maybe it was just me being lazy/indecisive.
7 March 2017
CHARLES ‘EXXO’ EXFORD
Birkenhead-Leeds-Cambridge?
I feel I should shout “house!”
Can’t help with the other place though.
7 March 2017
hendrix-tattoo
“Mad fer it.”
7 March 2017
Paul f
I can offer some advice and/or two tickets.
If I had the time I would pub crawl my way from the station to the gig. You could try the inklings’ regular The Eagle and Child. Or the Bear. Or the Turf, site of two famous cultural moments: Bill Clinton not inhaling marijuana, and Bob Hawke breaking the world yard of ale record.
7 March 2017
mr squires
Looking forward to my first(!) HMHB gig in Oxford next week, following an afternoon at the stadium-which-shall-not-be-named. At least mathematical safety should be secured long before May Morning.
Anyway, parking in the side streets round the venue (formerly The Venue) shouldn’t be a problem on a Saturday evening. It is a long way from the station but there’s a bus (1 or 5). There’s also a bus from Aylesbury and Haddenham – the 280, which runs late into the night.
PS No ale at the venue, but plenty of decent boozers nearby.
8 March 2017
Schoon
Ta Paul. Unfortunately I already have tickets and two kids in tow.
8 March 2017
Malcolm of Arimathea
Oxford, then… since the O2 is some way out from the city centre, parking is not always the nightmare you might expect. There’s a car park behind the Tesco opposite; entrance is from Union Street but you must enter from the Cowley Road end, there’s a barrier from the Morrell Avenue end. There is some on-street parking nearby but an awful lot of it is permit-only. The next nearest car park is off St Clements, about 5-10 mins walk away.
By train, the Haddenham to Oxford link is great but the station is a long walk from the O2 so unless you have the time, you might need a bus. According to google maps the no.5 bus to Blackbird Leys is the one you want.
8 March 2017
Alice van der meer
No ale, nothing drinkable in fact – the last time we were there the bar staff told us the lager was just about drinkable if you put enough lime in it!
8 March 2017
dr desperate
Any consensus on pubs for Worthing/Oxford? We’re setting off on our travels in the South tomorrow and I’ll be excused computers until after the gigs.
10 March 2017
Schoon
@Malcolm fantastic! Thanks!
11 March 2017
Mr ed
No idea on the pubs for either place I’m afraid. Hoping to get to Worthing for 5, Oxford earlier than that.
11 March 2017
hendrix-tattoo
This place looks good and only ten minutes walk to the venue according to google maps…..
http://www.anchoredinworthing.co.uk/
11 March 2017
SteVE
Worthing pubs…
Unless you are a real C.A.M.R.A. man, there are several biggish/rowdy pubs on Chapel road, the main road south that leads from the venue to the pier. Also on Warwick road, which leads east off it about half way down. Will be quite lively on a Friday night. For a retirement town, it’s surprisingly easy to stumble into some beer-fuelled handbags.
12 March 2017
SteVE
*Warwick Street.
12 March 2017
Thedonkeycentrehalf
Bit nervous about the HMHB gig in my home town. Really hope it sells well.
For pre-gig drinks, there is a pub at the back of the venue called the Wheatsheaf which is nothing special You have a couple of Wetherspoons and a Slug & Lettuce within 5 minutes walk on the main road (Chapel Road). Those wanting something less mainstream could try Anchored (micropub about 10 minutes walk), Castle Inn (about 5 mins away – recently reopened) or on the seafront, The Goose is a good place for craft beers. They have a larger place on Portland Road called The Libertine.
CAMRA types will like The Selden which is about a 10 minute walk – small but very good. Don’t get confused with The John Selden though or you will find yourself on the edge of the town.
12 March 2017
TOASTKID
HENDRIX-TATTOO – I love Anchored In Worthing, it’s a converted shop (I think) and is approximately the size of your average newsagents, so can get a bit cosy.
I’ve been counting sleeps to this gig. With a toddler and a baby (I tell you what, that baby changed me life) I don’t get to go out much, let alone go to gigs, let alone go to see one of my favourite bands. There’s a good chance I might overindulge but am hoping to avoid being the focus of an “Anyone know who that dickhead was?” discussion here over the weekend.
13 March 2017
CHARLES ‘EXXO’ EXFORD
Don’t forget Max that we already know what you look like (quick, run, shave, I intend to introduce myself, Southern Rail permitting).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4FiHm4Bdiw
13 March 2017
TOASTKID
EXXO – oh yeah. That should make the “Anyone know who that dickhead was?” conversation a bit shorter then. Will be nice to meet some of the other forum regulars.
13 March 2017
hendrix-tattoo
@Toastkid, Before a gig I always survey the area with Googly maps.
Anchored was the only boozer that looked any good.
(Like Exxo said Southern Rail permitting) It would be nice to meet fellow pedants.
If all goes to plan should be about around tea-timish.
13 March 2017
parsfan
I’ll head there then (assuming I can get to town in the first place).
13 March 2017
TOASTKID
HT I’ll head to Anchored and do a status report here. I humbly suggest that if anyone goes anywhere else they do the same?
14 March 2017
TOASTKID
BTW I’ve only been out in Worthing a couple of times and I’ve never been to any other pubs that I particularly liked, but there’s some nice-sounding ones in THEDONKEYCENTREHALF’s post.
14 March 2017
Thedonkeycentrehalf
Anchored is pretty basic when it comes to decoration but don’t let appearances put you off – it is good for beer lovers. If you get there early enough, they have an arrangement with the café next door that you can order food from there and the café will bring it to your table in Anchored!
14 March 2017
Dave WigGins
Sheffield: 3 August. My first HMHB trip since Cardiff 2011. Rubbish fan, me, but I know if I post this on here I am committed to going.
15 March 2017
WARDEN HODGES
RE Dave W- Sheffield could clash with the Toffees potential Europa game out in Latvia or North Wales.
Still waiting for Telfords Warehouse gig to show on these pages………
15 March 2017
STEVE
Sheffield’s a Thursday gig, so that’s an obligatory long weekend. What else to do around that area?
15 March 2017
Dave Wiggins
@Warden Hodges. Thank you for the heads up. The gig will out, though, even if it does clash with Connah’s Quay Nomads (or are they now Gap Connah’s Quay?) v Everton in the Europa League Qualifiers. You can’t raise your studs on Deeside.
15 March 2017
Hammerfist Deceiver
@550 and Toastkid
Just clicked on the link. Fantastic. really enjoyed it. Thanks for your effort.
16 March 2017
hendrix-tattoo
On my way to Worthing now on the rattler.
Looking forward to meeting fellow pedants later maybe in the Anchored in Worthing.
17 March 2017
A27 a23 m23 m25…
Looking forward to my first home fixture since the Concorde 2 (Oct 2013). Don’t know enough about Worthing pubs to make any recommendations. The one remaining ‘Spoons is “functional”, at best. Shorely Scrumptious is a good place for breakfast, for those of you staying over before the trip to Oxford. On Crescent Road (shouldn’t it be one or the other?) about a five-minute walk from the Travelodge.
17 March 2017
parsfan
On my way now as well.
I’ll be the one with the life sized blow-up Richard “Handsome Dick” Manitoba, from New York legends The Dictators.
17 March 2017
CHARLES EXFORD
My train’s zooming south right now too. We just hit Wakefield, but should be in Warminster boozer rouns 6.30, SR permitting.
Could anyone please memorise or bring the Cheltenham results in case I don’t find a bookie on the way? Don’t like to trouble the Mrs about such trivia. In my 15 mins of wifi on laptop on the train I’ll just send this and see that I’ve had the winner in the first, but don’t have a smart phone for the rest,
17 March 2017
Brumbiscuit
Enjoy the gig(s)! I was due to make tomorrow, but am heading to far-off Budapest instead. No Honved visit. Once was more than enough and it didn’t sugar the pill…
17 March 2017
Schoon
Anyone know or estimate what time HMHB are on tonight, tix day 630, so is 830 a reasonable guess?
18 March 2017
JITSU_G
I believe there is a 10pm curfew so they will probably be on at 8
18 March 2017
TOASTKID
Anchored seemed full of fans last night. I said hello to a few hardcore followers (by which I mean people who travel to every gig), one of whom said he was a lurker (my words) on this site. I suppose I saw some of the forum regulars too but didn’t manage to say hello.
18 March 2017
Schoon
@jitsu good to know, thanks.
18 March 2017
CARRIE ANNE
I bought e-tickets for the Bath gig on Tuesday and they definitely say Wednesday 13th September, but I’ve just seen that it says Thursday 14th on the Gig Cartel website. Does anyone know the score? Bobby?
23 March 2017
bobbysvarc
I don’t know mate. I did think that a Wednesday wasn’t a normal Biscuit gig date. I’m having a chat with GD tomorrow and I’ll get him to confirm dates etc.
23 March 2017
CARRIE ANNE
@Bobby, many thanks.
23 March 2017
Simon
ents24 says it’s been rescheduled from Wed 13th to Thurs 14th.
23 March 2017
parsfan
It’s like 12 days of gigsmas, I wonder where they’ll be announcing today?
My songkick notification for Glasgow suggests they’re supporting Guns 2 Roses, but I expect G2R are upstairs.
25 March 2017
Mr ed
Now all we need is the announcement of the new album.
26 March 2017
bobbysvarc
Hulls Bells
http://www.hullboxoffice.com/events/half-man-half-biscuit
27 March 2017
dr desperate
The Welly is brilliant! We were in KuH only last night to see Woody Woodmansey’s Holy Holy doing Ziggy Stardust, and m’ladyfriend said, “Have HMHB ever done Hull?”
City of Culture 2017, y’all.
27 March 2017
STEVE
Bath is 14th. Komedia replied as such to my email. “Tickets” saying 13th are valid.
28 March 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Yippee! another friday night gig….
Cheers @Svarco
28 March 2017
Wobs
Finally, after over 20 years, they do a gig I can just walk to. (Last one was Adelphi)
The light at the end of the M62…………………….. is Hull
28 March 2017
bobby svarco
Where will the next announcement be then? Crimbo in Lembo?..doubtful, The Robin 2 loves them but two in a year may be too much of a good thing, I’m going for a North East gig, Stockton on Tees type of place, possibly.
28 March 2017
bobbysvarc
Where will the next announcement be then? Crimbo in Lembo?..doubtful, The Robin 2 loves them but two in a year may be too much of a good thing, I’m going for a North East gig, Stockton on Tees type of place, possibly.
28 March 2017
Brumbiscuit
A late-2017 Leamington gig would be nice and within walking distance, but the Assembly is far from my favourite venue.
28 March 2017
Polly Tunnel
Yes I agree a North East gig would be a good option; I was led to believe the last gig in Stockton on Tees went down well. Or even Middlesbrough? Have they ever played in the ‘Boro?
28 March 2017
Gordon Giltrap
New Album ? Any Hope ?
29 March 2017
Bobby svarc
Crap name but that’s showbiz Nigel for you.
30 March 2017
DIGGORY VENN
I am vexed. Not having been able to make the Worthing & Oxford gigs, I was delighted to see the Clitheroe date. I quickly formed a plan in my mind to follow up a visit to this fine market town with a few days’ walking in the Forest of Bowland. Unfortunately, 9th June is the last day of the TT Races, an event which causes air and sea travel costs to and from the Isle of Man to leap from do-able to eye-watering with knavish abandon. So, Sheffield in August it is. Vroom bloody vroom.
31 March 2017
dr desperate
Traditional date of the Blaydon Races (now Race) too. See you in Sheffield, @DV.
31 March 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Has anybody recieved their tickets yet for the Clitheroe gig?
I ordered mine 2 weeks ago and still not recieved them yet.
7 April 2017
WARDEN HODGES
Re H-T.
Yep, postal order, there in 2 days .
7 April 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Thanks Mr.Hodges.
7 April 2017
WARDEN HODGES
I’d follow your one up though.
They were very friendly and even recommended the Rose and Crown Bed/Brek at £35 a go. That has to be done!
7 April 2017
hendrix-tattoo
I phoned the venue earlier on and they told me my ticket will be posted to me next week.
7 April 2017
WARDEN HODGES
Happy days.
7 April 2017
SteVE
Clitheroe ticket arrived in today’s post 🙂
11 April 2017
hendrix-tattoo
“It’s been 27 days and 5 hours since Exxo posted on here”
13 April 2017
bobbysvarc
I go out every night and sleep all day since he took his wit away
13 April 2017
hendrix-tattoo
“Nothing compares”
“Nothing compares”
“2 Exxo”
13 April 2017
bobbysvarc
Looking like the playoffs for his team after Tuesday night, I bet he’s a bag of nerves.
13 April 2017
Peter Mcornithologist
and where is This Leaden Paul ?And Oregon Steve ?
13 April 2017
Peter Mcornithologist
and dickhead
13 April 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Due to my illness I have a ticket for the Clitheroe gig that is going spare.
If anyone wants for free.
14 April 2017
dr desperate
Good for tickets thanks Tony, but get well soon.
14 April 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Thanks John.
14 April 2017
Mr ed
I will check if I can go, assuming I can I will have it. Not for free, I’ll pay what it costs. Hope you are better soon.
16 April 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Thanks Martin.
16 April 2017
Mr ed
Sorry, won’t be able to make it. I’m away in Scotland that weekend. If only it was on a Thursday….
20 April 2017
hendrix-tattoo
No worries Martin.
Thanks anyway.
20 April 2017
Brumbiscuit
Nephew: Why, oh why do you have a wedding on a Friday? Especially on the Friday following the Bath gig?!
Right, two tickets available and open to offers. Plus a family room that can sleep three adults at the town centre Travelodge. Any takers?
27 April 2017
bobby svarc
Clitheroe 9th June Tickets Still On Sale
http://www.thegrandvenue.co.uk/event/half-man-half-biscuit
12 May 2017
dr desperate
Any thoughts on pubs for Clitheroe?
25 May 2017
MISTER TUBBS
Never been to Clitheroe, but a quick look on the What Pub website, shows a Black Horse(Thwaites) and a Brown Cow, but no sign of a Plough, whilst the Bowland Beer Hall apparently has around 40 handpumps, and opens at mid-day. http://www.holmesmill.co.uk/beer-hall/
26 May 2017
SteVE
I’m on the lookout for other things to see and do in the area. Bright early start on a Saturday morning in a strange new place. Ears ringing a bit, but that passes.
26 May 2017
Irish Niall
Concession speech. It is with heavy heart I announce my efforts to make it to Clitheroe have come up short. That my wallet will itelf consequently remain relatively heavier than if I’d succeeded is of little consolation at this difficult time.
These Friday night gigs are the toughest on all fronts.
30 May 2017
WARDEN HODGES
4 Lads/ Wirral and Motorway t-shirt in the rucksack with fresh undies and socks.
Clitheroe we are ready.
8 June 2017
Bobby svarc
It’s tomorrow! or are you walking there after your 6.00am vote?
8 June 2017
WARDEN HODGES
Thanks for reminder Bobby! Don’t fancy 37 mile hike myself even after ‘supporting the Reds’.
8 June 2017
Phyllis Triggs
What a great day! Tories trounced and a Biscuits gig 2nite 🙂 Ready to PAARTY!!
9 June 2017
Mr ed
Have a great evening everyone. I’ll see you in Sheffield.
9 June 2017
Helen Carr
If you’re going to Clitheroe, I believe they start at 8:45.
9 June 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Gutted can’t be with you guys.
Have a good un….
9 June 2017
JITSU_G
All booked in for Bilston. Not many rooms left in the Robin. Gone for the standard double this time rather than the economy
23 June 2017
Bobby svarc
Kin Ada, I’ll get my ticket a bit nearer the date. we might be all dead by then.
24 June 2017
Mr ed
I booked last night. Not many rooms left.
25 June 2017
Brumbiscuit
Ditto. Bilston may possibly be my next gig. Bath was pencilled in before my nephew announced his nuptials the day after. Git.
25 June 2017
Mr ed
If it is the next day it should be OK. I am flying to Shanghai for a fortnight the morning after the Bath gig.
25 June 2017
bobby svarc
Leicester for the Christmas Gig would be good but venues are either too big or too small.
25 June 2017
gREGG Z.
Any assistance on getting from “that London” to Bilston? Quite possible I might be trekking over again from the US in February. Train to Wolverhampton, then taxi to Bilston, perhaps? The date is a long way off, and nothing firm yet, so I’d hate to miss out on the Hotel Robin 2. Looks cozy.
8 July 2017
gregg z.
…and by the way, I didn’t vote for Trump. Feel free to sign onto my Twitter feed, if you need proof. Just making sure this Yank doesn’t get coshed if I find myself in the Black Country, come 2018.
8 July 2017
brumbiscuit
Assuming you’d be arriving from Laarndan on a Virgin Train service, I could meet you at New Street Station in Birmingham and take you to Wolverhampton on another train and thence to Jivans Curry House & the Great Western pub for pre-gig curries and beers.
Your train might even go on directly to Wolverhampton. In which case you could hang around the station until I show up. I may or may not have a lilac Harry Quinn in tow.
If curry & beer doesn’t take your fancy, the metro light-rail service runs from outside New Street Station to Bilston Central Station and it’s a 5-minute walk to the venue from there. You would walk past the Olde White Rose pub which is a shadow of its former ale glory.
8 July 2017
dr desperate
Sheffield Tap again next week is it?
25 July 2017
Mr ed
Looks good to me. Not sure what time I will be there yet, I need to drop somebody off at Birmingham airport in the afternoon.
25 July 2017
emerging from GORSE
Morning all. I wasn’t sure where to put this, but it needs posting somewhere.
A very old friend of mine, who first introduced me to HMHB way back when, has gone missing in his home town of Newmarket. His name is Bruce Antell, and though we lost touch some time ago, I like to think this is a site he would frequent.
If you’re out there mate, this is Steve asking you to get in touch.
26 July 2017
Mr. abelazar woozle
Just looked at the Leadmill’s site and they appear to have given HMHB a new logo in the style of New Model Army’s?
27 July 2017
Injured buzzard
Any recommendations for pubs/Indian restaurants in Sheffield?
31 July 2017
Dave Wiggins
I’m going to the Leadmill with my friend Gordon West. His namesake, and former Everton custodian, famously refused to travel to the Mexico World Cup, as Gordon Banks’ understudy, in 1970, as he didn’t want to spend “6 weeks playing cards”.
31 July 2017
WARDEN HODGES
If Westy had gone, there would have been 5 Toffees at Meckyco 1970. Labby, Bally, Tommy Wright and Keith Newton.
31 July 2017
EXXO
I’m sure he was in my sticker book. And that’s what counts.
BTW yes John Sheffield tap for sure.
1 August 2017
Chris The Siteowner
And yes, it is he…
(Were you waiting for the A–Z to finish, Charles?)
1 August 2017
Paul f
I wonder if Westy still has the hand bag?
2 August 2017
Exxo
Doubt he had it cremated with him Paul.
2 August 2017
The bastard in the hat
As a local, I would point out that the Rutland Arms is nearer and better than the Sheffield Tap (which is pretty good, though service can be ridiculously slow at times). The Ruttie does good food. Food options nearby are limited – the Shapla is walkable and fine; the Street Food place on Arundel St does burritos. Looking forward to the gig! I’ll be wearing my Burberry fez.
2 August 2017
JITSU_G
Sheffield Tap it is. Hopefully there for 7 if the M1 behaves itself
2 August 2017
dr desperate
If we don’t get ‘Ordinary To Enschede’ tonight, well, I don’t know what.
3 August 2017
0902FRIENDs
Have fun tonight folks!!! Waiting for the set list!
3 August 2017
BERNIE
The Grapes opposite Komedia in Bath closed earlier this year. proper cheap pub but the mock Irish pur Flan O’Briens on the corner is still open
5 September 2017
hendrix-tattoo
With me still being poorly, I have a free ticket for the Holmfirth gig if anybody wants.
9 September 2017
EXXO
Sorry to hear that Tony. Mrs Exford was looking forward to meeting you. Surely we can get face value back for you on this, eh folks?
9 September 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Thanks Nigel.
9 September 2017
Chris The Siteowner
Bugger. Only ordered my ticket yesterday. Sorry!
9 September 2017
gipton teenager
@H-Tat, Have you still got the ticket Tony? In a spirit of trans-penine fraternite could I take it off your hands, whilst reimbursing you fully? (Stop sniggering at the back).
10 September 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Tony, I am really sorry, But I have had a change of heart and will be going to Holmfirth after all.
I am feeling better day to day. And now after being stuck indoors for 5 months I need to get outdoors more.
My apologies buddy….
10 September 2017
dr desperate
Excellent, great news all round (except for @GT, of course). Nook, is it?
10 September 2017
gipton teenager
@H-Tat. I have also had a change of heart and gone and got myself a ticket, so it’s “Caps in the air Grandad!” and I’ll see you all there and then, if I can work out how to get there.
10 September 2017
hendrix-tattoo
So nice to hear you have a ticket now Tony.
As John said Excellent news all round, Looking forward to seeing you all again and meeting Mrs.Exford, Nook sounds good…..
10 September 2017
EXXO
Meet up with you at the station if you like, Tony (GT) ?
The journey back is wonderfully civilised (unless folk decide to sing the bloody Macc Lads on the bus again) – time for a pint or two after the gig before the 11.50 pm bus which doesn’t have to rush to meet the Transpennine Express, so no sweat.
11 September 2017
GIpton teenager
Sounds like a plan to me Nigel. What time-ish?
Is it best to get one of those West Yorkshire Metro day rider ticket thingies?
11 September 2017
GIpton teenager
Oh and what’s wrong with the Macc Lads? I quite like a bit of beer and sex and chips ‘n’ gravy. Not in the same glass, mind.
11 September 2017
dr desperate
Any thoughts for Bath? Brew House any good?
11 September 2017
EXXO
Can’t help with Bath, but @Tony, great idea about the ticket … have you been on the “ale train” then – ‘cos that’s the last time I had one of them rovers?? As long as we can use it on the late train after midnight … I’ll check it out. I’d be inclined to go on an earlier off-peak train rather than the first one after rush hour, in order to avail of the range of refreshment facilities, including the Hollowgate Fisheries, a name which led to me writing the most pretentious HMHB gig review ever.
11 September 2017
GIpton teenager
Not managed the “Rail Ale Festival”, but funnily enough the last time I got the rover ticket it was to go to ‘udders (as we say round here.
11 September 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Have a good un on thursday, John.
11 September 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Hallowgate Fisheries Yum- Yum….
11 September 2017
GIpton teenager
@Nigel. I’m self employed, so mid afternoon is fine by me.
11 September 2017
Eric Olthwaite
@ Dr D. I spent a week working in Bath a couple of years ago. I don’t think I went to the Brew House, but my top three are:
The Bell. Good atmosphere, good beer (I recall having a lovely Butcombe Blonde). If you’re lucky, you might catch a jazz session there post-gig.
The Raven. Good beer, great pies.
The Star Inn. Half a mile out of town, but worth the walk if you have the time. Very old (about 17th century I’d guess). fantastic beer – Bass drawn from a wooden barrel.
12 September 2017
dr desperate
Thanks for those, @Eric. Unfortunately the Bath Tap seems to have closed.
12 September 2017
parsfan
“The Bell…If you’re lucky, you might catch a jazz session there post-gig.”
Could be fun when some of the regulars leave…”sing hosanna…”
12 September 2017
gipton teenager
@Exxo. Here’s what I found-
Trains outwards are every 10-15 mins £5.70 each way
‘Udders-Leeds 00.21 & 01.25
Day Rover Train & Bus £8.20 (Good until 12.30 am Saturday)
Family Day Rover £12.20
As it will cost me about 4 quid from home to station it’s a Day Rover for me. You used to be able to get them from Post Offices. Any thoughts on departure time?
13 September 2017
EXXO
@ Gipton Shedster
(i) Quality research. One of those ‘journey planner’ thingies had clearly misled me about the 23.50 bus. We’ll need to be on the 23:25 really. Still highly civilised service provision from which many of our provincial providers could learn.
(ii) Mrs. Exford has been putting in a lot of overtime arranging a funeral for a community stalwart and so she may have next week off. With myself now back in the customary unemployment, we may be wandering the marches next week and so arriving in Holmfirth from elsewhere in the van, and maybe even staying overnight in some car-park or lay-by.
Everything seems to be up in the air at this point.
13 September 2017
STEVE
the 23:25…
“allowing for an estimated three-song encore”
13 September 2017
Mattkin-as-was
I remember when a day rover used to cost 50p. That was before they abolished West Yorkshire Met County mind, so it is going back a bit.
13 September 2017
GIpton teenager
Back in the early 80s I was unemployed for a couple of years and I used the 50p off-peak fare anywhere in West Yorkshire dozens of times. For good walking you could go west to Marsden or north to Addingham. Happy days.
13 September 2017
Brumbiscuit
Gutted that I can’t make tomorrow evening. The last Bath show was really rather splendid.
Enjoy yourselves everyone and see you in Bilston, if not in Wolvo earlier on.
13 September 2017
Mariner
Anyone recommend a pre gig pub in Bath to watch the Everton match?
13 September 2017
dr desperate
John Mouse??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yir_233FYP8
13 September 2017
CARRIE ANNE
@Dr D, I think this is the John Mouse you’re looking for https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cvIpJcMqLO8
13 September 2017
Nigel
https://www.social-squirrel.com/canonbath
is close and the everton game is listed towards the end of the page
13 September 2017
MARINER
Brilliant, thanks. It looks terrible but I’m pretty sure none of the good pubs will have football on.
13 September 2017
WARDEN H
yep, bring on the reviews
13 September 2017
WARDEN H
re Mariner. 10 years since Toffs played Italians, who will provide the Arteta thunderbolt this time?
13 September 2017
ChedGzoy
Anyone know what time the band are on stage tonight?
Just wondering if I’ve got enough time to watch the Everton game before setting off.
14 September 2017
HandyBiteSize
Babies and responsibilities and whatnot means I have a spare for tonight going begging if anyone wants it.
14 September 2017
bobby svarc
8.45 is their normal time. Don’t think GD is in attendance tonight.
14 September 2017
MARINER
@Warden I’d settle for a repeat of Siggy’s vs Split. But I’m not hopeful. Obviously.
14 September 2017
WARDEN H
indeed. though tonight purely armchair Biscuits/Toffees fan. I’m feeling hungry.
14 September 2017
Mr ed
What is the plan then? I’m currently in the Bath Brew House.
14 September 2017
bobby svarc
Koeman Out!…..The venue will be filling up now
14 September 2017
MARINER
Thanks @Nigel, the Canon was a good venue to watch the football. Sadly Everton were having another shite day – a Koeman with a mullet losing the plot in Italy.
Who were the support band? Great fun.
15 September 2017
WARDEN H
Glad it was a good gig Mariner- you from Grimsby, South Shields or Crosby?. RK out.
15 September 2017
MARINER
Gig was great. I’ve not been to the Komedia before but it’s a good venue. Apart from some fussy work by one of the security guards, who seemed to think he was managing a Jane Austen convention rather than a live music show.
From Crosby.
15 September 2017
WARDEN H
Thought as much. Take in Tommys lads at Matlock Saturday instead.
15 September 2017
dr desperate
Just heard from the Old Bridge Inn that Holmfirth Food & Drink Festival takes place next weekend, so Friday night parking may be a problem for those staying over, not at the Inn (though sourcing food and drink on Sat/Sun shouldn’t be).
17 September 2017
EXXO
@ Tony (G-T). Friday’s arrangements are still very much up in the air. Mrs Exxo wants us to be arriving in Holmfith in the van from over the hills and far away, but I’m half hoping to be in Leeds that afternoon for some malarkey related to an outside chance of re-employment.
After seven months of temporary contracts at the Uni ended on 8th Sept, and at the last chat ‘very keen’ to keep me on but ‘dunno when we’ll be recruiting again as student numbers are very low’.. when did they send out the email? On the first day of my 4-day break, first chance I’ve had to go away properly since March, offline in the hills. When was the deadline for applications? 3 days later, on the last day of said 4-day break in the hills. So I’m currently pleading with them.
18 September 2017
GIpton teenager
@Exxo, well when life gives you lemons throw them back in its face and say “I wanted MELONS you PILLOCK!”
I’ve got a Dayrover (after side-stepping a classic Catch-22, more on that later). From my research the last bus from ‘Udders to Holmfirth is 17.25 so I’m looking at catching a train from Leeds 3-ish maybe. Anyone else on the train from Leeds? or indeed the bus from ‘Udders? How about a pre-gig pint then?
18 September 2017
GIpton teenager
Also, while I’m on @H+Tat. I’m intrigued by Hollowgate fisheries. I have been affected by nominative determinism and I’ll be bloody starving come 6-ish.
18 September 2017
Chris The Siteowner
@GiptonTeenager – ooh, I’m on the PlusBus. A quality ticket, that. Like @Exxo, impressed by there being buses heading in a general northerly direction until 0030.
18 September 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Tony, My guess is Hallowgate Fisheries will be busy Friday.It’s a proper old english chippy about 100 yards from the nook and gig venue.
18 September 2017
gipton teenager
Tony. Cod or haddock?
18 September 2017
hendrix-tattoo
I prefer cod.
18 September 2017
GIpton teenager
Me too. In cod we trust.
19 September 2017
Nigel,no not that one (nx3to)
Cod is for cats.
My mother would never eat it, her father having been a trawlerman
19 September 2017
hendrix-tattoo
(NX3T0) I am a Cat….
19 September 2017
EXXO
Are you selling the “Ten years of This nonsense” badges at Holmfirth, Chris?
Meanwhile my employment-related hopes extinguished, I shall see you in Holmfirth folks, probably offline til then, hopefully having rekindled my extraordinary fires.
19 September 2017
TRANSIT FULL OF KEITH
@Exxo you’re an EFL teacher aren’t you? Do you write your own materials and if so, thought about making that an extra earner? Serious question, related to my work. Let me know.
19 September 2017
EXXO
Yeah, I write materials, design courses, train teachers, all the bells and whistles. Email via Siteowner.
Meanwhile Geoff’s back on the stall on Friday folks. He doesn’t know about Ken though.
Having not deliberately misquoted a briliant Talking Heads song earlier in the thread, I’ll get it right now:
everything seems to be up in the air at this time
19 September 2017
GIpton teenager
…meeow?
19 September 2017
Huddersfield’s very own… Steve malkmus
Left it late but got my Holmfirth ticket… hoping that a gig in Holmfirth before a game will work better than the last time with the gig just after a defeat to Burnley… it’s them again Saturday but at theirs.
I’d rather the gig be Saturday afternoon though, the Leeds show last year took place just as we beat Norwich!
21 September 2017
JITSU_G
@Gipton plenty of buses to Holmfirth from Uddersfield bus station after 1730(stand U) at least every 10 minutes or so
21 September 2017
gipton Teenager
@Jitsu_G. Thanks for that. I thought it was a bit odd.
21 September 2017
bobby svarc
Sonnenberg are the support tomorrow.
21 September 2017
gipton teenager
Anybody going to any particular pub for a pre-gig snifter? I thought the Nook sounded nice. With a visit to Hollowgate fisheries. For cod. With chips. And scraps. Probably.
22 September 2017
hendrix-tattoo
The Nook sounds good @G.T….
22 September 2017
JITSU_G
Should be at the Nook about 730
22 September 2017
EXXO
Hmm. I suppose we should have just got the ‘recovery vehicle’ to drop us in Holmfirth.
Anyway Tony we’ve ended up back in Leeds and Claire will be hard to shift until at least the last train before it goes ‘peak’. She may even travel separately in order to reduce the time the dog spends on his own! See you on the last off-peak train or at the gig.
22 September 2017
EXXO
Or at the ‘Nook’ I meant. Or at the Hollowgate (I’ll just be having chips. I’ll prolly bring me own mackerel and a small packet of rocket or something).
22 September 2017
GIpton teenager
What time is that train Nigel? I’m at the Blood Centre at 3. Time for a swift one in the ‘Spoons before departure maybe?
22 September 2017
EXXO
I’d have thunk that by now I’d have been able to find that out Tony, but all I find are contradictions. But I quite fancy the 16.44 and have just remembered how much I like the King’s Head at Huddersfield station.
22 September 2017
Chris The Siteowner
Unless Dr D (or anyone else I’m with) has a better idea, I imagine we’ll be in The Nook by about 6.30 to 7.00pm. Look for the Good Doctor’s Hi-Viz.
22 September 2017
GIpton teenager
16.44 sounds good. Defo time for a cheeky one in the’Spoons. Last time I was in ‘Udders the Rat and Ratchet had a formidable array of wickets. Probably a bit far, though.
22 September 2017
EXXO
Well I did tell you everything was up in the air, and how it’s landing, finally, is this:
* turns out the last off peak day rover train is the 15.53, which would put you on the 16.30 bus from Udders bus station
* Mrs Exford doesn’t want to go till after 5.30, and my legendary parsimony puts us on the next off peak family one ie the 18:36 …so we’ll see you in the pub about 20.10 if you’re still there.
I like it when Sonnenberg are the support cos nothing they (or least of all Rioja) have ever done has ever disinclined me from staying in the pub as late as possible.
22 September 2017
knackered man
Anyone know what time the band take to the stage?
Need to know how much time there’ll be for pre-match ales – travelling up from Midlands.
22 September 2017
knackered man
Anyone know what time the band take to the stage?
Need to know how much time there’ll be for pre-match ales – travelling up from Midlands.
22 September 2017
Mr ed
Have a fantastic time guys. I wish I could have been there as I love that place. Unfortunately working away this weekend.
22 September 2017
GIpton teenager
@Exxo. Well Nigel, I didn’t pick up your last message until just after 4. I got on the 4.11-ish to Liverpool and received a cheery “Thank you!” from the ticket collector. Off Peak ?- Bah!. Currently in the Head of Steam, drinking milk stout, and feeling very Minnie Caldwell-y.
22 September 2017
Brumbiscuit
Another gig I had pencilled in from which I have had to withdraw early – fnarr, fnarr.
Have a great gig everyone. I hope Ken is back on form healthwise and musically.
22 September 2017
GIpton teenager
Kings Head now. Landlord. Bloody hippos everywhere! Can’t move for ’em! Huge blue and yellow things…not hippos RHINOS! Where’s that sodding busstop? I suspose I should be getting to the Cook…Took…Rook oh bugger! Nook! That’s it!
22 September 2017
GIpton teenager
Made it to the Nook. Quiet time now.
22 September 2017
TAYLO
No Ken again.
22 September 2017
BOBBY SVARC
No Ken do.
23 September 2017
ERic t’viking
Glasgow 13 October – bit of a tangent here, but if anyone travelling oop north wants make a long weekend of it, then there is a music festival in Lancaster, Thursday 12 – Monday 16 October. Most of it is free, being held in pubs and other venues, though I think you have to buy a day ticket to get into the castle (where there’s lots lots more…).
Details at: http://www.lancastermusicfestival.com/
Facebook: /lancastermusicfest
28 September 2017
hendrix-tattoo
I had some brilliant news yesterday.
You may know Iv’e been poorly for a few months. Well after my scans I am now disease free….Yipee!
4 October 2017
EXXO
That is brilliant news Tony! Made my day to come home and see that tonight. Take care and see you soon.
4 October 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Thanks Nigel see you soon fella….
4 October 2017
Neil
Great to hear. I will pass that on to the rest of the lads. Neil
5 October 2017
GIpton teenager
Now THAT piece of news surely needs an exclamation mark. Stuff it, have three.
Great news Tony!!!
Well done mate, I’m really chuffed for you and yours.
5 October 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Thank you everyone for your kind words, I will see you all in Hull in November.
Just hoping now that Ken gets well soon and hoping “Sealclubbing” doesn’t get played in Glasgow.
5 October 2017
Peter Mcornithologist
great lad. but fuck off with your water your rate bills
5 October 2017
Phyllis Triggs
Excellent Tony! A real good news boost!
5 October 2017
CARRIE ANNE
Tremendous stuff Tony! See you in Hull! K + R
5 October 2017
EXXO
Hulking Stan Rovers?
6 October 2017
Brumbiscuit
Just read yer news Tony. Fantastic! I’ll belatedly celebrate with you before Bilston?
6 October 2017
PeeJaygee
Hello Folks , I’m glad to say that I’m going to first HMHB gig on Friday ( Glasgow ) . So what time will the support be on ? When will HMHB likely take to the stage ? Where are gig goers planning on having a drink prior to the concert ? Although it looks like I will be driving that night , I might still force down a soft drink .
9 October 2017
BOBBY SVARC
I believe that there is a 10pm curfew so I would wager that the top of the bill act will hit the stage approx 7.45. The support (I’ve read this on a ticket site, nothing official) is Guns 2 Roses.
10 October 2017
EXXO
Haha, the mind boggles, but I can see where the confusion came from:
“Buy tickets for Guns 2 Roses and Half Man Half Biscuit’s upcoming concert at O2 ABC 2 Glasgow in Glasgow on 13 Oct 2017” says something called Songkick, and maybe others.
In fact there are two rooms as there often are at these J2O venues, and G2R is a separate do in the smaller room, with two supports themselves, but I’ve no idea who’s supporting HMHB, if anyone.
One assumes that Mr. B won’t be penning too many further lyrics in future imagining gun mayhem at gigs (Korn, Mottley Crewe, Bootleg Beatles, etc), but I suppose the actual thing could still happen if the mix of acts/fans was incendiary enough (any names spring to mind?).
10 October 2017
bobby svarc
It was JD but not anymore, He’s got a few gigs in Holland in November.
10 October 2017
STEVE
I’d read that it was JD somewhere. Bummer!
Of course the real show is elsewhere in town, on the Saturday (The Australian Pink Floyd). 🙂
10 October 2017
EXXO
Talking of mixed crowds, I happened to hear the ‘Three Degrees’ on the local radio the other day, chatting to promote their tour.
“When will I see you again?” thought I. The girls immediately told us that they “hope we’ll see plenty of you tomorrow night at Holmfirth Picturedrome.” I already knew Stiff Little Fingers were booked on the night in question, and only wished I could have been there to see the delightful confusion on all faces concerned…
10 October 2017
bobby svarc
I went to see the Biscuits at the dire Brum 02 and Rudimental were on in the No.1 Room, I was upstairs on the crips balcony and went for a pee during our interval, I’ve never seen so many plastic glasses in my life and the racket was unbearable. Amazing how good the soundproofing was though.
10 October 2017
Phyllis Triggs
Dunno about incendiary but I reckon Elvana – “The World’s Finest Elvis Fronted Tribute To Nirvana” probably irks a few purists. Cracking night out tho!
10 October 2017
hendrix-tattoo
@Phyllis, I had to see what Elvana was about cos iv’e never heard of them.
https://youtu.be/kKZTwdF_l3k
After watching for myself I was wondering what would Dire Straits be called if Chris Rea was the lead vocalist?http://theafterword.co.uk/dire-straits-vs-mark-knopfler/
10 October 2017
PeeJaygee
Thanks for the information , I wasn’t sure what the curfew meant . I would have imagined it meant no entry to gig after 10 pm . But no , it means something along the lines of ” we’ll turn off the power at 10 pm if you’re still playing , and as for the fans . . . . clear off NOW !
10 October 2017
WARDEN Hodges
‘Be off the streets by nightfall, black and white becomes!’.
11 October 2017
SteVE
That’s an earworm now! Was toying about adding the three good Stranglers albums to my Glasgow listening list. It’s a long way from Lancing.
11 October 2017
WARDEN Hodges
Four including Raven.
11 October 2017
Mr ed
Any good pre-gig places to meet in Glasgow?
11 October 2017
dr desperate
The Hengler’s Circus, just up Sauchiehall St from the ABC, was OK for after-match lagers (and chips) last time.
12 October 2017
dr desperate
“UK rockers, Half Man Half Biscuit will play from their treasure trove of satirical songs when they headline O2 ABC Glasgow. The show will also include tracks from their championed 1985 album, Back In The DHSS.”
12 October 2017
dr desperate
I think I prefer (from the Wolvo Express & Star):
“Merseyside rockers Half Man Half Biscuit will play a gig in Bilston next year. The satirical folk act, fronted by singer Nigel Blackwell, has been highly praised by a number of celebrities.”
12 October 2017
Ademund
For Glasgow, best real pub in the area is The State Bar on Holland street. Just across from the Hengler’s (Wetherspoons) already mentioned.
12 October 2017
parsfan
I’m aiming for The Horseshoe for about 5. Handy for Central Station and not bad for Queen Street either. Usually stop at the Pot Still on the way between there and Sausage Roll Street (where I’ve yet to find a decent pub).
Happy to be tempted elsewhere if the blackboard’s good enough.
12 October 2017
Ademund
The State is a typical old school boozer, similar in style to the Horseshoe and the Pot Still, with a large central island bar, 7 rotating ales and all the usual suspects. I’m sure you’ll fit right in.
12 October 2017
dr desperate
Anyone making a weekend of it might consider popping down on Saturday night to St Luke’s (The Winged Ox) on Bain St for Tru Thoughts’ 18th Birthday, featuring New Orleans’ Hot 8 Brass Band. Their version of ‘Love Will Tear Us Apart (Again)’ has to be heard to be believed.
https://www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Glasgow/St-Luke%27s-/Tru-Thoughts-18th-Birthday-ft-Hot-8-Brass-Band/13049665/
12 October 2017
parsfan
Someone mentioned The State to me back at one of the March gigs, but I forgot what it was called and it’s not where I pictured it. Will take that in as a final stop pre-gig.
12 October 2017
dr desperate
Excellent. We started in The State last time, and didn’t feel the need to move on elsewhere. Hoping to see Peter Ross, journalist there pre-gig (or in The Hengler’s Circus post-).
12 October 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Gutted can’t be there tomorrow night hope everybody has a good un’….
12 October 2017
Doozer
The ABC runs club nights so most gigs are done by 10.
Shameful when I was younger but these days I rather like it!
12 October 2017
BOBBY SVARC
Are they at full strength tonight?
13 October 2017
parsfan
Just sent someone a text for the first time since they last played here. That was to say KO was 8:15. Wouldn’t be surprised if the same tonight.
Anyone with definitive info?
13 October 2017
Iguana Andy
Door staff confirming no support, Biscuits due on at 8.00 apparently.
13 October 2017
Dennis Bell
Got back in to the band after many years. Never seen live but would love to. Any chance of a Merseyside show?
17 October 2017
EXXO
Anyone driving back to Leeds (the IKEA junction would do), York or Huddersfield after the Hull gig? Happy to pay petrol.
27 October 2017
dr desperate
I’ve never managed to find any decent pubs near The Welly, tbh – we’re thinking of The Station Inn, 5 mins up Beverley Rd. Any other suggestions from Hullites?
31 October 2017
dr desperate
Rang Hull Box Office, who are unable to confirm at this time whether there will be a support at The Welly, nor yet any stage times. However, there doesn’t appear to be a club night / early curfew after the show, so I would expect finish time to be 11-ish, in which case they’d be coming on about 9.
Probably.
1 November 2017
EXXO
Of course it’s the one time when I’d like there to have been a curfew (in order not too miss too many songs before the absurdly early last train)…unless anyone’s driving back along the M62 as far as Leeds IKEA? Or else to York?
1 November 2017
dr desperate
Sorry, we’ll be heading South back into Lincolnshire.
1 November 2017
James Nash
Ents24 just e-mithered me to claim that the Biscuits are playing the O2 Forum in This Here London on Friday June 8th next year. Tickets on sale Friday at 10am. Twenty three pounds.
6 November 2017
JOHN ANDERSON
It’s official. https://www.seetickets.com/tour/half-man-half-biscuit
6 November 2017
parsfan
Fantoosh! That’s my birthday sorted.
It’s been a day of good gig news. The Lovely Eggs playing Edinburgh in February too.
6 November 2017
BOBBY SVARC
New Album release night?
7 November 2017
GIpton teenager
Hope y’all enjoy the “Mordant dolecore” (Grauniad guide 4.11.17) on Friday. Can anybody else smell fish?
8 November 2017
dr desperate
The Grauniad re-cycling their Holmfirth listing from 19.4.14, there.
(I only read the gig guide anyway.)
8 November 2017
GIpton teenager
Ah hah! Not quite what I thought, but nevertheless my nose does not lie. “Dolecore” is a pretty poor word, though.
8 November 2017
STEVE
Woo, London Town on a Friday evening. And Fleabag in Hove the next day. Just need to fill Sunday now.
8 November 2017
EXXO
Final appeal for the off chance of a lift back after the gig tomorrow night – in fact anyone who could by this evening offer me a lift back to anywhere on the periphery of Leeds or York would have their gig (if they don’t yet have a ticket), beer/soft drinks and petrol all sorted by me.
9 November 2017
dr desperate
Support tomorrow night will be that Mike Badger off The La♪s. No stage times yet, but more than likely the standard 8ish/9ish.
9 November 2017
EXXO
Arl rockabilly. But a wise man. I haven’t personally opened a tin can since he gave this grave warning on Blue Peter (3:10)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVOy9YetBKU
9 November 2017
Cornish biscuit
Hey look I’m attempting to be modern by live streaming tonight’s HMHB gig in Hull but can’t seem to do it and am even now frantically phoning my bank to cancel a direct debit to a dodgy streaming website. Has anyone managed to achieve this? Watching a live Biscuits gig from home?
10 November 2017
EXXO
I don’t think anyone has mentioned such things on here, other than in the aftermath of the Lincoln gig where a particularly out-of-place-looking fella was getting in the way of punters by filming the entire gig, and someone reckoned it might have something to do with such a live bootlegging scheme.
10 November 2017
BOBBY SVARC
I think the same bloke was at it at Bilston. He stood queuing at the main door at five past six. He looked shifty to say the least.
10 November 2017
Cornish biscuit
Got to be shifty, the whole operation. Will withdraw from the concept and confine myself to You Tube footage of Hull and hibernating until the London gig.
11 November 2017
BOBBY SVARC
Taking Bilston to Bilston, is that a biscuit first?
16 November 2017
dr desperate
Another new gig announcement: Leamington Spa Assembly, Fri 27th April (sorry, @Niall).
http://leamingtonassembly.com/event/half-man-half-biscuit/
27 November 2017
Mr ed
Excellent news. I’ve booked my hotel.
27 November 2017
Brumbiscuit
Whilst a gig I can walk to is never to be sniffed at, I have never felt that Assembly gigs have ever got going like they should. Nevertheless, I’ll be there, no doubt…
27 November 2017
BOBBY SVARC
Crap hole, swerve.
28 November 2017
Brumbiscuit
Not so much a dump, IMHO, more rather too large a provincial venue for the band. There’s never been a critical mass of punters to really get things going. Or maybe Royal Leamington Spa is too hoity-toity. Then again, Bath was a good gig. But I’m rambling…
29 November 2017
bobby svarc
It was a dump the last time I (and the band) went. New owners now. also on the front cover of UFO. Will go if still alive, I’ll make sure I take my disabled issue piss bucket.
29 November 2017
EXXO
It was a dump ‘cos it had new owners? Or it was a dump and now it’s got new owners so it might be better?
Has all the former owner’s collection backstage gone then? Tammy Wynette’s trailer, the dalek that hid behind the sofa when Adrain Child came on the backstage telly, mummy cases, Neil’s ostrich, etc, etc?
29 November 2017
EXXO
A drain child. Love it. That wasn’t deliberate, but please don’t correct the typo. Hope he despairs.
29 November 2017
bobby svarc
Dunno mate.
29 November 2017
Brumbiscuit
I couldn’t see a difference when I was there a couple of weeks ago. I didn’t know it had changed hands though. That’ll be why the box office has been closed and it’s all online sales now, I spose…
30 November 2017
EXXO
I was just re-reading the rave reviews from my only appearance there in 2011. I mean the only time I saw The Lads there anyhow. The day that Lanky-Lanky at last won the county championship, the day that ‘Bisodol’ was first available to the punters. Make your own critical mass. It’ll be ace.
30 November 2017
bobby svarc
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen wallpaper everywhere.
30 November 2017
GORDON BURNS
Good enough reason to spend a day or two around that area. Just need to choose a hotel now.
2 December 2017
Cygnus
Manchester Saturday 26th May next year; great stuff.
For various reasons I could only make the Bilston gig in 2017 (and even that was a close run thing).
I should be able to get to all four gigs announced so far for 2018, very happy bunny, keep ’em coming lads.
22 December 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Yippee! Manchester on a Saturday night Own bog, Own bed for me Wa-hey….
22 December 2017
warden hodges
Crosby guy but yep own bed, bog etc. If 6.30 doors, still could be last Miseryrail train home. Strikes pending.
22 December 2017
EXXO
Chris the Siteowner’s 55th birthday, I seem to remember. And a possible way to kick off the (very) long weekend that will lead to my own 55th.
Meanwhile Irish Niall gets his wish of a Saturday gig in a Ryanair city … but yep it’s the same day as the Championship play-off final …
22 December 2017
GORDON BURNS
Manchester date’s not showing on the venue’s own WWW site’s “Upcoming Events” listings yet. But I have faith in the leak. Great news.
23 December 2017
CHARLES EXFORD
Promoter books venue & tells every ticket site throughout the realm. They tell us. Always happens before the venue puts it up.
23 December 2017
Neil
Ignore that date for Manchester. Later in the year probably.
23 December 2017
Chris The Siteowner
Thanks Neil! (for it is genuinely he).
23 December 2017
CHARLES EXFORD
Shame – the curse of the double booking on the landmark birthday was probably the only way the Tractor Boys would have got to Wembley, eh Chris?
(very slightly out on the birthday, Charles, but I fear that even Sod’s Law wouldn’t be enough to get us to Wembley again – CtSO)
23 December 2017
Brumbiscuit
Hi Neil,
Have a great Christmas! Can you update us on news about Ken without giving too much away? Send him all our collective* best wishes for a speedy recovery, please.
* Says he arrogantly posting on everyone’s behalf!
23 December 2017
NEIL
Ken update.
Ken took himself away from the band and we had to find a replacement guitarist to play the last couple of gigs. To be perfectly honest, he’s never shown any real interest in what we do and on reflection this should have happened a long time ago.
23 December 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Oh! Blimey.
23 December 2017
The harbinger of nothing
Does this mean we’re one biscuit short of a packet?
24 December 2017
BOBBY SVARC
Hello Neil, Happy Christmas.
24 December 2017
Neil
Thanks. Happy Christmas to you and to you all.
24 December 2017
hendrix-tattoo
Happy Xmas and New Year to everybody….
24 December 2017
Mr ed
Thanks for all the fantastic gigs this year guys. Looking forward to next year. Happy Christmas and all the best for the New Year.
24 December 2017
GIpton teenager
…and it’s a Merry Christmas from me…
25 December 2017
EXXO
So the band broke up 31 years ago citing ‘musical similarities’ and now have lost a member due to musical indifference …
Ah well, all the best to Ken, who always will be The First Man in Wallasey To … , but onwards and upwards into a bright 2018 with another Karl to hopefully help you unveil some new material (and probably learning it quicker than Ken did). Still hoping we’ll see you playing your own lead guitar parts sometimes though Neil!
Happy New Karl and Happy New Album to all Biscuitistas everywhere.
26 December 2017
Sid James
(and probably learning it quicker than Ken did) ??? how do you know???
oh man, what a suck-hole, good luck with further tongue-ing, divvy!
30 December 2017
SpongEbob ballbags
Never thought I’d see HMHB airing their dirty laundry in public. Not a good look.
30 December 2017
CHARLES EXFORD
I am less surprised by this than most, it seems, having had recent conversations with Geoff and Mr. B which touched on this, so I just wanted to say that from my (almost as distant as everyone else) viewpoint there’s no dirty laundry and Neil’s just given a straight answer to a fan’s question – he was just trying to be helpful, telling us that the Manchester gig was a clerical error and then answering a straight question. Neil’s typical matter-of-factness doesn’t mean he doesn’t care about whatever Ken’s troubles are, quite the opposite I’m sure.
From what Mr B & Geoff have told me in separate conversations in the last few weeks, it’s all amicable and based on sadly changing personal circumstances for Ken. It does seem that Ken was given plenty of time by the others (hence the gigs as a three-piece a few months ago), but then the band have to move on, with a new album and big gigs imminent in 2018. I think precisely because the band hardly ever talk to the public, people are more surprised by Ken’s departure than they should be, because they don’t realise that although he is a much-loved member of the band he hasn’t really contributed much creatively or just in terms of commitment, as Neil was saying above. Most fans don’t realise that they aren’t hearing that much of Ken on the albums. For whatever reason, Neil doesn’t like to mention that he plays lead himself on the recorded versions of the tunes he writes, which is up to half of the songs on recent albums. And decisions about which songs can and can’t be offered up for our live enjoyment depend on which guitar parts can and can’t be mastered at home and rehearsed in the band’s limited weekly time together, so there is obviously a need for commitment.
30 December 2017
CHARLES EXFORD
I hadn’t seen the charming comment from ‘Sid James’ before I wrote that attempt to reassure ‘Spongebob’, but I guess I’ve accidentally responded to most of Sid’s thrust. I hasten to add that I have always loved and whooped and hollered at Ken’s live performances myself, as much as I’m sure we all have.
30 December 2017
SPongebob ballbags
Thanks for clearing that up a bit. I’d not got any idea of that from seeing them on stage. All makes a bit more sense now.
30 December 2017
Sid James
if there’s a need for clarity, you’re not going to get it from me. we’re just ‘fans’, prone to the light of the super-trooper and deaf to the cries of slaughtered piggies. Or porkies, if you’d rather, believe what you want.
30 December 2017
Idiots and pigeons
I agree with @Sid James, Ken is a true Guitar Hero!
From what I’ve ascertained from my many bedevillings of Nigel, and my oft repeated cry of “OUR TUNE”, it is NB that struggles. This suspicion was confirmed when outside the Komedia (post-gig) he told me how he really wants to play Mileage Chart, but he can’t remember it at all.
This is a shame RE: Ken as I noticed at Sheffield he seemed to be more animated than I’ve previously witnessed.
Oh well, SLATFATF
31 December 2017
BOBBY SVARC
Kin hell, Happy New Year panto pals.
1 January 2018
CHARLES EXFORD
Happy New Year Mick. Must be close to the exact 45th anniversary of the night I got hit by a flying example of amazing synchronisation at the Floral Pavilion Panto. Widow Twanky (or whatever Master Beanstalk’s mum was called) started lobbing cans of Heinz into the audience with more enthusiasm than the Luftwaffe in the May Blitz, and some of my colleagues from the 10th Wallasey cubs’ panto outing started lobbing them back. Mayhem. No Showsec in them days.
1 January 2018
Irish Niall
Happy New Year to you all. I’m sorry to hear Kens long tenure in HMHB has apparently come to an end. He’s the only one of the band I’ve ever actually met (briefly -Leeds ’05). Wishing him all the very best for the future and thanks for the good times.
Incidentally we (HAHB) will also be fielding a new Ken in Dublin on Saturday week. Is that a proper tribute or what? We even keep pace with the personnel changes.
2 January 2018
Transit full of keith
I’m sorry to see Ken go – whether or not he’s had much to do with the songwriting or studio recording, he’s obviously contributed massively to the band live and the three-piece Holmfirth gig, though still good in a different way (the unpredictable setlist perhaps enforced by Ken’s absence) – it did lack something (his guitar).
Like ‘Spongebob’ I was also taken aback by the way in which Neil broke the news and I can definitely see how that, and one or two other comments, rubbed people up the wrong way. I can also just about see that if it’s all amicable, Neil might just be reporting Ken’s own view of it, without any dismissiveness intended. (I doubt Ken’s going to come on here and clear it up either way).
Not sure any more if Ken’s departure is wholly or partly health-related, but if it is, wish him well and hope he is surging out of convalescence soon.
2 January 2018
bobby svarc
They’ll perhaps have a Q&A session in Woody’s Bar before the Bilston gig. I hope it doesn’t clash with Emmerdale.
2 January 2018
Loomer
Neil is most certainly not reporting Ken’s view of it and I think it was very unfair to criticise him in public without allowing him to give his version of events.
2 January 2018
Sid James
Neil’s reply/explanation of Ken’s departure is ‘disingenuous’ at best…i’ll leave it at that…for now…
3 January 2018
Chris The Siteowner
I think we’ll leave the discussion of Ken’s departure there, before anyone goes too far. Sorry to have to do this, but the subject is now closed.
3 January 2018
johnnyoutofpipkins
Has anyone recieved their ticket/s for the Robin2 in Bilston yet?
4 January 2018
Chris The Siteowner
Yep. Weeks ago. Booked back in July though.
4 January 2018
johnnyoutofpipkins
Thanks CtsO, Looks like I’ll have to chase mine up then….
G.T, here’s another joke for you.
A prostitute told me I could have sex for £10 as she didn’t have a womb..
I asked how we would do it then?
She said ‘acwoss the woad against the wailings.
4 January 2018
GORDON BURNS
Bilston: Booked direct from Robin 2 in October. Got it about a week later.
4 January 2018
GREGG Z.
Sadly, like Ken, I will not be attending the Bilston gig, either. I had hoped to cross the Atlantic for the event, but not on the cards this time. Enjoy, Biscuiteers….!
5 January 2018
Brumbiscuit
Talking of Bilston, is anyone up for the (near-) traditional pre-gig routine of Jivans Balti House, then the excellent Great Western pub?
http://jivansbalti.com/
http://www.holdensgreatwesternwolverhampton.co.uk/index
5 January 2018
Cygnus
@ Brumbiscuit: would love to but fear that the curse of the drinking classes may impinge upon my time in getting to Dingle Land; what time approx for Jivans?
5 January 2018
Brumbiscuit
Jivans opens at 5pm & we are usually queueing outside. You can BYOB there, although they do have a licence.
5 January 2018
Cygnus
Thanks for opening time; just checked and even if working should still be able to get a train to arrive at 16.42 so should be there in time; count me in.
5 January 2018
floreat ultonia
Hope to make Jivan’s before the Robin2 gig- HNY to all
5 January 2018
Injured buzzard
Definitely up for Jivens again. Great meal & banter last time.
8 January 2018
Neil (NOT THAT ONE)
What’s happened to the gig at the Ritz?
(See above – Ed)
8 January 2018
Brumbiscuit
Right, for those going to the Bilston gig, there seems to be plenty of interest in Jivans, at least, if not the Great Western afterwards.
If we can get enough interest, we might be able to book their function room so we aren’t all spread out on the rather compact tables they have there.
So, if I could ask you to email me at andy_harvey@yahoo.com saying you’re a definite/maybe I can then see if it’s worth calling them. Even if we don’t get enough for the function room, it’s probably still worth contacting them in advance to get a starters order in. It took quite a while last time for the food to start arriving, as they had no advance notice of our arrival.
The place is licensed, but you can also take your own booze and there’s a Sainsburys at the nearby bus station, which is itself a few minutes’ walk from the train station. Venue location.
For those with more time to kill, the nearby Light House Arts Centre is worth a visit.
11 January 2018
Chris The Siteowner
Count me in, Brumbiscuit.
11 January 2018
Brumbiscuit
I should add that there is a link to Jivans up-thread and arrival time at the place is 5pm.
11 January 2018
dr desperate
Count me and Elizabeth in too, please Andy. (On holiday at the moment, excused emails.)
11 January 2018
BOBBY SVARC
I’m a bit stoned at the moment and feeling melancholy as tomorrow I will be saying goodbye to my best mate for forty years, he was in a dark place. Tried to introduce him to the Biscuits but he was too deep into Zappa and the Don. I did take him to the Physio and Firkin gig many years ago. I won’t be around for the Bilston gig so the good doctor will have too wait to collect his model from Lembo if that’s ok. I’ll see thee.
11 January 2018
dr desperate
Sure ’nuff ‘n yes I do, Bob. Sorry for your loss.
12 January 2018
hendrix-tattoo
My condolences to you Bobby at this sad time
may he R.I.P
12 January 2018
EXXO
A big online hug from me, Mick. Was really looking forward to seeing you in Bilston, but now looking forward even more to seeing you (and your handiwork) at the Lemmy gig.
Hugged more people last Friday than I have in the last 5 years I think, at a big funeral for a great old mate gone too soon. A very dark place he found himself in too. So many joyful memories of him, though, including introducing him to HMHB, as you did with your mate. I will never forget the smile on his face as we moshed to JDOG at the Cockpit in 2005 (the first time anyone in the audience – i.e. Loop – wore JDOGs). Hundreds of equally brilliant memories of a lovely man, as I’m sure you have too, and fine things can be inspired by those memories.
12 January 2018
bobby svarc
Cheers, thanks. KO is high noon at Nuneaton crem, only 6 miles away so no rush. Me and Dave had some real great times, Zeppelin at Knebworth was one of the best. The first monsters of rock at Donnington was another. Selling Rhys Dadswell a bag of crushed privet hedge for a fiver so we could afford to see AC/DC in 1978 showed the genius of the man. Hey Ho lets go. Laters
12 January 2018
Peter Mcornithologist
be well Bobby Svarc You obviously celebrate the lads life . The privet incident is joyous .
13 January 2018
BOBBY SVARC
After a pretty tough service it was as if someone had switched on a massive light on. It had been five weeks since Dave was found in his flat but it now it feels like a big weight has been lifted. Met loads of old mates that I haven’t seen for years, so some good has come from this tragedy. We are organising a night to celebrate Freerys life in a more relaxed atmosphere (relaxed is probably Latin for chaotic) called “There is no replica, a nod to his Beefheart obsession. Dave loved the track C.A.M.R.A Man, he’s actually in a daft video lash up that I did on YouTube. Thanks for the nice words chaps, they meant a lot. Big Love
14 January 2018
dr desperate
Parish news: Darwenians at a loose end tomorrow night (Fri 19.1.18) might consider popping along to Sunbird Records’ excellent music venue/pizza hall, where Andy Marsh (of Andy and Celia fame)’s band The Benefit Cheats will be unveiling material from their new album ‘Darwenism’. We must do launch some time.
18 January 2018
floreat ultonia
Sorry for your loss Bobby (saw this after posting flippantly re Bilston)
21 January 2018
Brumbiscuit
Does anyone else want to try calling Jivans to make a reservation for their function room? I’ve tried 4 times now and failed every time to be able to speak to anyone! They answer but can’t hear me. Landline/mobile just the same.
If you get through, let me know on andy.harvey@yahoo.com please and post here as well, so we don’t keep bugging them. Ta.
8/2/18 @ 5pm for 12.
Do they want us to pre-order starters?
24 January 2018
Brumbiscuit
01902 427289
24 January 2018
hendrix-tattoo
@Brumbiscuit, Iv’e. just got through to them and booked for 12 people and told them I’ll contact them to order starters….
24 January 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Could the 12 who is dining at Jivans please e-mail @Brumbiscuit and he will e-mail me to order the starters..
24 January 2018
Brumbiscuit
Well done! I got the email, and will see if starter orders are worth pre-ordering…
25 January 2018
EXXO
It should be easier than it is to google up a photoshopped ‘Last Supper’ with speech bubbles where they’re all arguing over who had a starter and who had wine.
25 January 2018
dr desperate
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CF4Jnl2UUAAEXVy.jpg
Jesus: “Table for 26 please.”
Waiter: “But there’s only 13 of you.”
Jesus: “Yes, but we’re all going to sit along one side.”
25 January 2018
The dynamic entrance
Hiya folks, does anyone know a suitable pre gig pub in Bilston? Don’t mean to be picky but it needs to have draught scrumpy. Cheers
26 January 2018
ERic t’viking
@ The Dynamic Entrance – I don’t know Bilston, but can recommend the What Pub website by CAMRA. It’s not perfect, but it has proven very useful for finding decent ale in unfamiliar locations, and no, you don’t need to be a CAMRA Man to use it.
https://whatpub.com/
26 January 2018
The dynamic entrance
Thanks Mr Viking, for the tip and the link.
26 January 2018
Mr ed
Any chance of squeezing me in for Jivens?
27 January 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Martin, I will confirm with Jivans nearer the time our booking and add you to the 12.
27 January 2018
Brumbiscuit
Right, we’re just over a week away & it’s time to firm things up with Jivans regarding starters.
http://jivansbalti.com/?page_id=60
Can you let me know if you want a starter and what it is, please?
andy.harvey@yahoo.com
31 January 2018
dr desperate
I love that their homepage has a banner reading ‘Unpaid Invoice for the Development of website’.
http://jivansbalti.com
We’re unlikely to meet support The Humdrum Express there, as he says
“I dunno about you but I’ve given up on eating out these days
It’s not just the expense, I can’t face being told to “Enjoy”
as my order’s delivered to the table”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTapbck8mLE
31 January 2018
Cream cheese and chives
Linguistic change! Why are there hubs everywhere all of a sudden? Gotten. Primary school kids in South Manchester suddenly talking like they are from Vermont. Yourself instead of you as if it makes you more important. And don’t even get me started on at this moment in time. That’ll be now then.
1 February 2018
EXXO
Talking of Ian Humdrum and his website, I’m on his mailing list and noticed that when he was touting his Xmas merch a while back, he mentioned that he had tix for this gig at £4 cheaper than you’ll pay online, £3.50 cheaper than you’ll pay on the door. So if you do still need tix, they are still listed there on his merchandise page, though worth e-mailing him to check first.
1 February 2018
Brumbiscuit
…and ‘moving forward’ instead of ‘in future’…
1 February 2018
EXXO
“At this moment in time” was being moaned about when I was a lad in the 70’s. It was always a favourite of union officials on the news, so I associate moaning about “at this moment in time” with union-bashing Tory comedians (which therefore included just about everyone’s dad that I knew).
Then, in the mid-nineties, I had a colleague who railed about “going forward” and later “moving forward”, but as a procrastinator myself I always did have a sense that “going forward” sort of suggested we should do something sooner rather than later, so I thought it might actually help. It never did.
I’m sure the other stuff you mention is more cutting edge. But language changes continually and you can’t stop it.
Everything you love – in language and everything else – was new foreign muck before it got established.
1 February 2018
EXXO
Incidentally I never thought I’d be whipping me King James out from under the bed in the pre-gig thread, but you never know on here.
I count twenty-three uses of “gotten” as the past participle of “get”, from the five examples in Genesis to the one in the book of Revelation.
1 February 2018
EXXO
Fluffed the punchline as per:
Meanwhile there are only two examples of “got” as a past participle.
1 February 2018
TRANSIT FULL OF KEITH
A linguist I know who hails from the North-East went on BBC Breakfast to talk about how spoken English is changing.
She got this letter: https://twitter.com/ClaireDembry/status/917665516310974465
1 February 2018
Mr ed
Brumbiscuit, I have sent you a couple of emails.
2 February 2018
Cream cheese and chives
I am all for change and spoke long and hard with my recently departed dad who was a champion of Lancashire dialect about the need to do just that, but there are aspects of change against which I feel a need to rail.I do like the idea of whipping a King James out from under the bed but strongly suspect that eight year old Tyler is not using that as a justification for his use of the word gotten. I heard that Mrs May ‘explaining’ her stance (not Ganley) on Brexit today and she spoke for two minutes without saying anything at all.
Aren’t all of us here longing for a warmer and fuzzier past? So many of Mr B’s references whisk us back to a different time. Lesley Judd, Bob Todd, Subbuteo? I accept that we didn’t all live in gingerbread cottages then but you could at least use the word groom without feeling that people were looking at you funny.
I also find it a little disconcerting when news journalists appear on screen without a tie. It looks very contrived and they all look very uncomfortable doing it ,as if a make up assistant has reminded them to detie just as they were going on camera. I think Kenneth Kendall would have views on the matter.
Anyway I am off to sit on the arm of the settee and watch an episode of The Flashing Blade while lip syncing badly.
2 February 2018
CHRIS BOARDMAN
I’ve always thought the motivation behind language change was important. Kids changing their accent or adopting new terminology (idiotic or not) is fine. It’s artless, somehow. Corporate meddling with language makes the teeth grind, however. There’s money behind it; always an attempt to sell or co-opt people into their flipchart worldview. I-pad worldview now, I suppose. “We want to grow your business” has always irritated me, for some reason. If you can grow flowers, you can grow a business. But, there’s just something about it that makes me wince.
Also: “I’m loving it.” My ESOL-trained sister tells me the problem with this is that it uses the present-progressive tense with a stative verb. It is also wince-inducing whatever the technicalities.
Along the lines of “catch us in session” is the use of “grab” to mean “have” or “partake of.” No one grabs a burger. The implication that you’re so busy and important that you must snatch your food as you dash past the shop at fifty miles an hour on your way to your stand-up hot-desking meeting really sticks in the craw.
2 February 2018
GIpton teenager
The incorrect usage which irritates me most is epicentre. Leaving aside the U.S. spelling, it’s an excellent word with a specific meaning. People who use it to mean ‘dead centre’ and say that language moves on and the meaning has changed can be countered by saying “That’s like calling every spherical object a football”.
2 February 2018
EXXO
Surely that’s like being irritated when people use the word ‘circle’ for things that aren’t circular. We naturally use language creatively and metaphorically which is surely one of the best agents of change (certainly preferable to the ones Chris B describes above).
Anyway, a ball for ball games was one of the ancient Greek meanings of ‘sphere’, and it would be hard to prove it wasn’t the original meaning (though it probably wasn’t). Our word for football could easily be ‘footsphere’ or ‘sphere’ for short.
3 February 2018
GIpton teenager
I say a malteser is not a football, nor is the dead centre of a circle its epicentre. And stop calling me Shirley.
3 February 2018
EXXO
I’d say that when Mallet (nice lighthouse) coined ‘seismology’, ‘isoseismal’, etc he, by definition, coined scientific terms specific to earthquakes, but when he coined ‘epicentre’ and for that matter ‘hypocentre’ he created terms which, because they contain no reference to anything meaning ‘earthquake’, but contain plenty of very general ancient Greek and Latin significance, all the elements of which were already used in so many other words in so many other contexts … well he was bound to have set off something beyond his control. As soon as you start writing “the epicentre OF THE earthquake” or even just “its epicentre” then it has to become applicable to other things (Shirley). I’m going to use it in a gig review next week, possibly to contrast the hypocentre of the mosh with its epicentre. Chance would be a fine thing.
3 February 2018
GIpton teenager
So then, Nigel, did the Bacon Cheese Fries (contents Bacon. Cheese. Fries.) which I have just consumed have an epicentre at its molten heart? Does the pint of Dexter in front of me have an epicentre at its dark and delicious middle? Where is the epicentre of the Cardi (which is where I am now)? Has the epicentre of the Dexter moved, now that I have partaken?
3 February 2018
The dynamic entrance
Ima gonna avoid dis one innit.
3 February 2018
Brumbiscuit
Sorry folks, I haven’t had time to get round to sorting out starters for Thursday. My Dad died days ago and I’ve been busy sorting out things.
We’re booked in, I believe, so see you there at 5pm and hope they have their act together.
4 February 2018
dr desperate
Very sorry to hear that, Andy. Starters pale into insignificance.
4 February 2018
EXXO
My deepest sympathies Andy.
5 February 2018
tony drago
Does anyone know what’s the easiest way to get from Birmingham Airport to Bilston by public transport? Thanks in advance.
5 February 2018
floreat ultonia
@TD- from the airport train to Wolverhampton (may need to change at Birmingham New St). Short walk from WV station to the tram stop then tram to Bilston Central. 5 minute walk to venue
5 February 2018
floreat ultonia
Deepest sympathy BB
5 February 2018
BOBBYSVARC
Very sorry for your loss
5 February 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Jivans booking for 13 confirmed.
Punk trousers and 4 Lads Wirral T-Shirt ironed….
5 February 2018
Cygnus
@ Tony Drago, Floreat Ultonia’s info is spot on; just adding that you can save yourself a couple of quid by buying a Network Daytripper
at Birmingham International station for £6.70.
https://ticketing.networkwestmidlands.com/Home/ShowTicket/39
This allows you unlimited travel (after 9.30 am) on trains, trams and buses anywhere within the West Midlands County (basically from Coventry to Wolverhampton and all points in between). Single fare from International to Wolves is £5.90 (return £7.30) and single tram fare to Bilston is £3.20 (return £5.40) so you will be ahead just on those journeys, any other journeys you make in the day are a bonus.
5 February 2018
Peter Mcornithologist
Take care Mr. Brumbiscuit.
5 February 2018
Mr ed
@Hendrix-tattoo Does that number include myself and Dougie? I mentioned about Dougie to Andy but understandably he has had more important things on his mind. See you all tomorrow.
7 February 2018
Dave Wiggins
Check out @GarciaDoherty on Twitter. It’s my mate Luke, who runs monthly ‘nights’ at the Newington Bar in Liverpool. Sunday 22/04/2018 sees ‘Irk the Purists’; 5 hours of HMHB tunes starting at 6pm.
7 February 2018
Cream cheese and chives
While reading an article about Slade, I learn that Don Powell, he of the metronomic chewing, was born in Bilston. What chance I wonder a Slade cover to finish the night tomorrow?
7 February 2018
Brumbiscuit
@Mr Ed: Tony has booked the whole function room (don’t expect grandeur!), but if it gets too crowded in there, I’m sure the overspill can adjourn downstairs to the main bit and I’m sure too that a few others can join them to balance out numbers, if it comes to that. Sociable bunch, us.
Funnily enough, National Shite Day didn’t make me Pa’s funeral tunes. It’s on my list.
7 February 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Just confirmed again with Jivans. Function room booked for 15 (it holds 20) for tomorrow 17:00 hours.
See you there Biscuiteers….
7 February 2018
dr desperate
@CC&C From my Robin 2, Jan 2012 post: “With pictures of both Roy Wood and Noddy Holder prominently displayed in the bars, I was hoping for maybe ‘California Man’ or ‘Cum On Feel The Noize'”. Maybe tomorrow, maybe someday.
7 February 2018
Bobby svarc
Have a good gig tomorrow, hopefully I’ll make it to Lembo.
7 February 2018
GIpton teenager
Have a good ‘un folks.
8 February 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Can’t make it tonight because my mate has just rang me in tears.
His wife has left him, taken his Bob Marley collection and the satellite dish!
Poor bastard…
No woman, no sky!
8 February 2018
Max
Alright guys, even though I have been to just about every Bilston gig they’ve ever done, can any other regulars remind me what time they *usually* finish….ish? I can never remember. whether its nearer half ten or eleven or what. Only this time i’m relying on a lift and don’t want to send out the ‘come get me’ text too late. Thanks in advance, and see you there!
8 February 2018
Paul F
Buy him a doughnut….
8 February 2018
BOBBYSVARC
11.00ish
8 February 2018
floreat ultonia
Apologies for a Jivan’s/ Robin 2 from me which is a pain and I hope doesn’t stymie the last supper booking. Have a great gig and I’ll have to make it to Leam instead.
8 February 2018
Brumbiscuit
Anyone going to he Leamington gig might be interested in taking my booking at the nearby Premier Inn off me. I’m sure we can come to some arrangement…
Lilac Harry will be taking me home instead.
http://www.orientalstarbuffet.co.uk/ is the recommended pre-gig eating hole. About a ten-minute stroll downhill to the gig after.
9 February 2018
dr desperate
Well now, what about this?
12 February 2018
Gary Evans
O2 Academy Liverpool. 28 Sept. General sale this Friday.
12 February 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Is that for real then Liverpool on the 28th September?…
12 February 2018
dr desperate
Looks like it (though following the Manc Ritz débâcle, it’s probably best to assume that all plans are soft until we receive confirmation 30 minutes beforehand).
12 February 2018
CHARLES EXFORD
Nice circumflex there Doc. I think we can be fairly certain that the Manchester sketch was merely that the band forgot about the Champions League final (and Championship play-off) being on the announced day, and that it was soon pointed out that plenty of HMHB fans still have their teams in those competitions, and that even if their chances of being in sunny Kyiv seem remote, well it is wise to remember Istanbul, when somehow players as terrible as Igor Biscan and Djimi Traore ended up covered in unlikely glory. Or we might just want to tune in on telly for our favourite Ultra Sur chants.
This one will have been better thought out, football calendar-wise, though sod’s law being what it is, I’m not sure that a Friday night league game for one of the Merseyside teams could be totally ruled out at this stage. Anyways it’s brilliant news and I reckon it could sell out in good time.
12 February 2018
NEIL
I think you can take it as a runner. We are all available for it, even Gary!
12 February 2018
Chris The Siteowner
Note that tickets are on sale for the first two days only to people with access to someone with an O2 phone number. You have to get a code via the “Priority Tickets” link.
Noticed that upcoming gigs are now Leamington, London and Liverpool. Surely the next in the sequence is Leicester, for Mick? Or will it be Leigh-on-Sea? Leominster? Leeuwarden? Lord Hereford’s Knob?
12 February 2018
warden hodges
Someone pulling my plonker here??
Only my 4th hometown gig in 20 years!!
Krazy House 98, O2 Academy (John Peel day) in 2005 and Radio Merseyside 2007 free gig, on Roger Hill’s list.
12 February 2018
BOBBYSVARC
Nowhere in Leicester to have one. Queens Hall in Nuneaton would be good.
12 February 2018
warden hodges
No point doing a pub guide for Lpool- take your pick! OK maybe a small PG.
Real ale lovers stay on Dale St. Ye Olde Hole in the Wall. Rigby’s and Ship/Mitre deffo thumbs up.
13 February 2018
CHARLES EXFORD
Lyrics Project in The Blob mob-handed?
13 February 2018
Paul F
Fellow Biscuiteer with O2 contract located. Tickets booked. I’ve not been to it for many years but I’d be inclined to head for The Crown Hotel if I can get back up to my hometown early enough on a Friday. IIRC correctly it’s the pub where my brother declined an offer of an autograph from a Seven Seas of Rhye-era Freddie Mercury, having previously asked for one for his shy mate. “I’m not really a fan to be honest”.
13 February 2018
CHARLES EXFORD
This very day my arl folks are moving back to the Wirral, to a flat right by Heswall Flower Club in fact. Last stop on the 472 from Town. Anyone with a £5.20 Day Saver on 28th Sept I’ll give you a tour without needing to get off that bus (now that we have a guitarist from Pensby there’s even more Biscuit sights on that route). And the last 473 after the gig could see us on a totally disorganised bat walk.
[As if Mr. B needed a reminder why he doesn’t do many local gigs]
13 February 2018
CHARLES EXFORD
BTW Paul what an indictment of way the Rattle ( I occasionally still lurk when looking for info/gauging opinion on certain sporting matters) has gone even further down the tubes that the fact that this gig has not yet even been mentioned on there.
13 February 2018
Paul F
Funnily enough I have only just started going back on there occasionally in the last couple of weeks. And to be fair, most announcements of such grave import would generally have come from one of the two of us (or possibly Mackin) so it’s maybe not so surprising. I find the Rattle can be too addictive at times, and, with a far greater number of posters, the likelihood of getting embroiled in an exchange of views that destroys your productivity for the day, is very high.
13 February 2018
Krispo
How quick do we reckon this will sell out on Friday? I don’t appear to know anyone on O2!
Gonna go round my floor in work tomorrow. Surely someone must be!
14 February 2018
dr desperate
The O2-only presale ended this morning (Wednesday), so anyone can book through ticketmaster from the venue now.
https://www1.ticketmaster.co.uk/event/1F0054429A083F84?brand=o2academyliverpool&camefrom=CFC_AMG_LIVERPOOL_hmhb18&_ga=2.192466409.292330936.1518644949-147200754.1518435891
(Ents24, with whom I booked, is now showing “not available”, so their allocation may already have gone.)
14 February 2018
Krispo
Ah, OK thanks! I thought general sale started at 10am Friday. I’m not familiar with O2 Priority.
14 February 2018
Krispo
Sorted :).
Buzzing!
14 February 2018
warden hodges
I’m not 02 friendly either. Just went up.
The term ‘ going like hot cakes’ comes to mind.
15 February 2018
GORDON BURNS
Liverpool is going to be full of bad wools.
15 February 2018
CHARLES EXFORD
Didn’t take me long to figure out that the number of times I have heard “welcome to the O2 messaging service” means that Mrs Exford is probably a customer of theirs. But I certainly wasn’t going to give Toutmaster any of my cash, so waited. Will be in Town this Saturday so fancied following in the Warden’s footsteps, but all this hysteria soon got to me and L’pool touts can be very quick to catch on to stuff like this so I’ve booked with Eventim (probably as bad as Toutmaster and I bet they have a ‘secondary site’ too, but I’m not going to try to find out) – woohoo 25p cheaper (delivery charge) than Toutmaster.
Now trying to figure out if I’ve ever booked a ticket for anything – gig, football, festival, travel, etc – seven and a half months in advance, or anything like that far. Pretty sure I never have (how long in advance did tickets for big rock acts at the Empire go on sale when we were kids? Bet it was only about three or four months). This feels very weird on a budget like mine, or just admitting that I know where I’ll be that far ahead. Very grown up I suppose.
15 February 2018
warden hodges
First time I sent off for something not including The Beano fan club in 1977 (ha) would have been the 1984 Charity Shield which was blank page, Postal Order and SAE. Next time after that would have been James at Lpool Summer Pops 2001ish. (bloody credit cards, booking fee shite etc) Been like that since, more or less.
15 February 2018
Irish Niall
Irish Niall and Irish Nialls Irish Wife are delighted to announce they are expecting two tickets of admittance to Liverpool Academy in the post any day now.
It would appear no less than divine providence that in the week the tickets were secured Ryan Air announce a new (resumed surely?) Shannon – Liverpool service. Alas it must be flown by Bob -as he doesn’t go our way. The Monday, Wednesday and Saturday (my guess is you could as economically charter a Lear jet for the saturday flights if they leave you within an asses roar of making it to Anfield or Old Trafford for kick off) flights are of no use to us this time so we’ll work that vulgar logistic out yet. But who knows when that route over’ll prove handy as a small pot. Anyway we’d like to sign up for the group curry if newbs are welcome. We’re not entirely newbs anyway. We’ve been moving amongst you for years here and there (Holmfirth, Bilston, Kentish Town, Leeds, Shepherds Bush….) -we just never piped up.
16 February 2018
Cygnus
Tickets ordered; followed Exxo’s example and bit the bullet (2 x £20.00 = £48.50 ! not how I do maths but that’s the modern world, wouldn’t mind so much if the lads saw any of the add-ons). Hotel booked can’t wait.
17 February 2018
Irish Niall
I knew there was something I meant to ask -Liverpool hotel recommendations please.
17 February 2018
Cygnus
@ Irish Niall, we’re making a weekend of it, we don’t usually stray too far from what Premier Inn offers; that weekend the three city centre PIs are all around £200 for Friday and Saturday (room only) so staying across the water in Birkenhead for £98.50. The locals will probably have some alternative suggestions…
17 February 2018
Irish Niall
@ Cygnus. Thanks for that. I’m inclined to try Birkenhead too.
According to someone over on fb Liverpool is now sold out.
Glad of my impulse buy!
17 February 2018
warden hodges
Probably…only 100 tickets left on general yesterday about 1pm.
17 February 2018
GORDON BURNS
I’ve not been to Liverpool before, but I see from the ‘net that the Liverpool venue has two “performance areas”, a 500 capacity and a 1200 capacity. My first guess would be that the band was booked for the 500 and easily sold it out. I wonder if I’m wrong and this is going to be a 1200 mega-gig?
18 February 2018
GOK WAN ACOLYTE
Bugger – for various reasons I haven’t been around the site much of late, so not only missed the Liverpool gig announcement but now find it is sold out…there is no other event listed for 28 Sept so it’s possible they could shift it to the larger area? (he said hopefully)
18 February 2018
JITSU_G
Looking at the Academy Web site the gig is listed as being in the (1200 capacity) Academy as opposed to the (500 capacity) Academy 2.
Even seen tickets on reseller sites for double face value!
18 February 2018
CHARLES EXFORD
Yes, they sold out the 1200 quickly at this same venue in ’05, and OK there was the ‘first annual John Peel day’ publicity (particularly from Radio One), but the band are way better known now and after that brilliant gig Liverpool has been waiting impatiently for 13 long years. So this one was always going to sell out within days, even with zero conventional publicity. hardly any unconventional publicity either TBH – even on the local footy forums etc people seemed not to be passing it on. But they could easy sell out a much larger venue in Liverpool or Manchester these days, and larger venues everywhere if Mr. B would deign to do any PR. I think I’ve personally given more HMHB gig information to radio DJs in the last few years than the Probe PR machine has, ie occasionally a bit more than zero.
Feel for you if you missed out. As well as the sickening secondary site spivs, the good old fashioned street touts will have a fair few too.
18 February 2018
Irish Niall
There’s a chance -maybe as high as 50/50 that we won’t be able to go. Basically we both work in 3rd level education and depending on scheduling our trip to Liverpool could be kyboshed. But we won’t know til August pretty much.
But if it turns out we can’t go I’ll offer our tix here in pre-gig chat (unless there’s somewhere else I don’t know about for such business). It’ll be face value + P&P if applicable.
18 February 2018
Idiots and pigeons
Niall, if it transpires you’re unable to attend I would be more than happy to take those tickets off your hands.
19 February 2018
GOK WAN ACOLYTE
The good news is that some of the lesser known (but still legit as far as I can see) ticket sites had tickets left so I have bought two from the Eventim site*. All I need now is to organise a babysitter…
(*just checked and they are now sold out there too)
20 February 2018
GOK WAN ACOLYTE
While trawling through various ticket sites to find the tickets, I came across this wonderful and wholly inaccurate description on the “What’s On Stage” website:
“This entertaining Liverpool quintet emerged from total obscurity to become a dominant British indie chart regular in the first half of 1986. Having disbanded in 1987 the group reformed in 1990 displaying a marked progression in song writing and performance, with a fine mix of hard rock and soulful ballads. Though their work is becoming more polished and sophisticated they have retained their sense of the absurd.”
20 February 2018
Cream cheese and chives
Just been made aware of a Manchester show Friday 30/11. The Ritz. Tickets on sale on 23.2 but not sure if this is another O2 friends things first.
(Ta – CtSO)
21 February 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Yipee!!! Own Bog, Own Bed….
21 February 2018
dr desperate
O2 priority tickets on sale now, non-O2 go on sale Friday morning.
https://priority.o2.co.uk/tickets/5a8c284c4cedfd003dac05ab
21 February 2018
EXXO
That’s good news indeed in terms of satisfying the bloodlust of the masses. the 1500 might not sell out quite as quickly as L’pool but it will sell out soon enough and demand more supply, etc.
Meanwhile ever since Niall asked about hotels and I had a look on his behalf Booking.com has soared right to the top of my spam pest list, with emails like “Liverpool has some great deals for you” (I bet it does) and most recently “Liverpool is calling your name Nigel.” I remember before the Worthing gig that the same spam emails claimed Stevenage was calling my name – I never even went there, but I did a sneaky thing with tickets to and from there involving the same Leeds to London train, to make it a fair bit cheaper to get to the south coast.
21 February 2018
warden hodges
Might room up on the Black Friday in Mcr.
Sound. First 2 gigs per year since 2014. (Bilston/Ritz)
21 February 2018
Dagenham daVe
Couple of pub recommendations for the Liverpool gig, in different ends of town so take your pick (or have a walk). The Lion Tavern, Moorfields, possibly my favourite pub or The Roscoe Head, Roscoe Street, small but perfectly formed.
22 February 2018
EXXO
So yeah, four consecutive gigs with venue capacities in four figures, certainly the first time that’s ever happened, and an average 2018 venue capacity so far of 1,280.
22 February 2018
GOK WAN ACOLYTE
@DagenhamDave – the Lion is currently under threat of closure – too many CAMRA men for Heineken who have acquired it https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/fears-iconic-liverpool-pub-could-14314179
22 February 2018
Dagenham daVe
Gok, I was in there last night, worrying times.
23 February 2018
parsfan
I’m sure there was some mention of Microdisney here last year, anyone notice that they’re doing a one-off performance of The Clock Comes Down The Stairs at the Barbican (qv) on 9th June, the day after the Kentish Town gig.
I’m not sure I like it/them enough to stay the extra day (if I even go) but thought I’d pass it on.
24 February 2018
Irish Niall
@Parsfan -I’ve tickets bought for their Dublin show on June 2nd! Never thought that one would happen.
24 February 2018
dr desperate
Those who enjoy a Lovely Egg (you know who you are) might be interested in a free in-store at Huddersfield’s glittering Vinyl Tap next Tuesday (6-7pm) to see in the 2018 Record Store Day Releases List Launch Day.
1 March 2018
Injured buzzard
Anyone looking for hotels for the London gig, Finchley Travelodge. 5 stops on the tube from Kentish Town, Across the road from the station, £36.
5 March 2018
parsfan
Thanks for heads-up…the day after I booked mine for £30 more.
I was going for proximity to Kings Cross.
5 March 2018
DIGGORY VENN
I see that Liverpool 28/09/2018 is sold out. Botheration. Anyone got a spare for sale? I will probably keep asking every so often until the hour is nigh, in increasingly desperate tones.
6 April 2018
warden hodges
Re DV. Good luck with that. Keep a couple of Bobby Moores at hand and see a tout outside Ma Egertons- last resort I know but you may touch lucky here.
7 April 2018
Bad loser
@Diggory Venn I know someone who has said they will sell there’s (at cost) after an overly raucous gig at the Liverpool O2 recently. Seller will be at Leamington if you are going.
7 April 2018
Bad loser
Please ignore grammatical error. Note to self: remember the advice about checking your post before submitting.
7 April 2018
Paul F
Another willing purchaser of any “no longer required” Liverpool tickets here. I’ve got mine, but know somebody else who is keen to attend.
11 April 2018
Cream cheese and chives
Just wondered if anyone had received their London tickets yet.
11 April 2018
Rodney Street
My London tickets arrived a couple of days ago. Anyone had their Manchester ones yet?
11 April 2018
hendrix-tattoo
@CC&C, My London tickets turned up weeks ago….
@RS, My Manchester tickets have not arrived yet. They could however turn up nearer the time of the gig….
12 April 2018
Brumbiscuit
Who’s going to the Leamington gig? Anyone up for pre-gig food and beers? Although it’s only 3 miles from where I live, I really don’t know its pubs all that well. The near tot he venue Jug & Jester ‘Spoonies is now The Old Library & is rather studenty. The Benjamin Satchwell ‘Spoonies is OK, I spose. The place I’ve been meaning to try is the Woodland Tavern: https://www.facebook.com/Woodland-Tavern-148901708483277/ Bit of a leap of faith & it will be down to earth – though that’s very much a good thing. Leamington leans far too much towards the pretentious.
The Oriental Star Chinese buffet could be a worse place to fill up beforehand. MSG might dominate the palate, but it’s one of the better places in Leam.
I am probably going to ride home on the LHQ afterwards, meaning that my room at the very handy Premier Inn is up for grabs.
15 April 2018
Mr ed
I am up for it. Always good to have a beer and chat before the gig. You make a plan and I’ll be there. I am pretty sure I am in the Premier Inn.
15 April 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Count me in also Andy.
15 April 2018
Iguana Andy
Sorry to say that an 80th Birthday celebration has scuppered my attendance at the Leamington gig as I now find I’ll be a few hundred miles North West of The Assembly Rooms by the time the fun starts. Happy to agree terms on my ticket if anyone is short of one? Let me know.
Andy
18 April 2018
IGUANA ANDY
Thanks for your help Chris (tso) my ticket has now found a good home. I’m sure you’ll all have a top time. Not sure if I’ll make London but roll on Liverpool and Manchester!
20 April 2018
Steve Green
Looking forward to Kentish Town … Only seen the boys in Shepherd’s Bush in the Capital! … Any guesses for the cover? My all time fave being “what’s my name” at the Empire
23 April 2018
More like ken barlow
Have had to cancel trip to Leamington on Friday. Have ticket if anyone wants it. Don’t want any money just don’t want to see it wasted.
25 April 2018
J’AIME
I’ll be in attendance dressed in my uncles Hi-Vis jacket. Can’t wait. Did they play much new stuff at their last gig?
And What time do we expect them to come on? Annoyingly I’m working in Stratford until 7 so I’m gonna have to pelt it there. I’m hoping they’ll only come on at 8 or so.
25 April 2018
BOBBY SVARC
Battle of the Hi-Vis lads, Glad I’m not going.
25 April 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Bobby their is only King of Hi-Vis….
J’aime If their Isn’t a curfew the band usually go on around 9 ‘0’ clock as for playing new stuff the boys haven’t played any. So we may be in for a treat….
25 April 2018
hendrix-tattoo
One.
25 April 2018
Injured buzzard
According to the venue’s website they have the time down as 7.00 – 10.30, so I’d imagine they’ll be on at 8.30. The Woodland Tavern looks good, is that the chosen pre-gig watering hole? See you all there.
25 April 2018
Chris The Siteowner
PLEASE NOTE – there’s a 10pm curfew at Leamington so the band will be on at 8.15pm – repeat, 8.15pm. Sonnenburg support beforehand.
26 April 2018
Mr ed
I had better get myself to the Woodland Tavern pretty early then.
26 April 2018
Brumbiscuit
With the early start in mind, plans are changed! There’s not enough time to do the Chinese & the Woodland.
Out of necessity, rather than choice, The Benjamin Satchwell ( https://www.jdwetherspoon.com/pubs/all-pubs/england/warwickshire/the-benjamin-satchwell-royal-leamington-spa ) is the place to be. I shall endeavour to be there for 6pm wearing a DP trackie top.
Hmm, I’m not sure whether the lilac Harry Quinn will be able to make it!
26 April 2018
EXXO
Have a fab night Biscuiteers.
Would have been there, but events of the last couple of weeks mean I’m saving me pennies for a probable trip to sunny Ukraine next month. Tomorrow is my first payday for 4 months but I already had to book the flights before they went up any further (plus stuck another 10% of the cost as insurance on Roma at 11/1 to qualify)
26 April 2018
BOBBY SVARC
Yes, Have a great night.
26 April 2018
JITSU_G
J’aime….prince of hi-viz, there is only one King
26 April 2018
Polo-necked Jean
Doors at 7 tonight or earlier ?
27 April 2018
J’AIME
I’ll take the prince. Can’t wait!
27 April 2018
Transit Full Of Keith
Enjoy the beautiful sparkling Spa water of Leamington, and the new material, you lucky people. If you can resolve the ‘speak ill’ / ‘Speke eel’ controversy, report back.
27 April 2018
One of Cromwell’s troops
I’m trying to work out what time to leave Worcester that allows us to miss traffic but still get there on time. We think we’re mathematically safe if we leave at just gone 6. Looking forward to seeing what my daughter makes of lots of middle-aged men (me included) wearing DP shirts that are a little too snug. Have a cracking night everyone.
27 April 2018
EXXO
Assuming the album is on sale at the back, and knowing it’s 100% nailed on that Mr. B won’t mention it if it is, for a laugh someone should put him on the spot and ask him during the gig if it’s on sale. Bet he’ll say he doesn’t know.
27 April 2018
BOBBY SVARC
Exxo, Got a horse for you
27 April 2018
Charles W
2 FOR 1 tickets for the upcoming Kentish Town gig.
https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/promo/axsi5tcamefrom=CFC_flashsale&tm_link=flashsale
This offer is valid from 8:00am 4 May and will expire at 7:59am 7 May 2018.
4 May 2018
brumbiscuit
It’s a while off yet, but is anyone else up for a tour of some of the Sam Smith’s pubs before the gig? Cockney Tone & I will be meeting up mid-afternoon and will be at a loose end, so several of Sam’s pubs will pass as entertainment – with cheap (by Smoke standards) beer.
7 May 2018
dr desperate
It’s more of a while off yet, but is anyone else up for popping into The Blob mob-handed?
7 May 2018
German rep
Dear all,
does anyone out there keep a stock of tickets for Liverpool in September?
I‘ve found out only a minute ago that the gig is sold out – which renders me a bit pale around the nose because my plane ticket & hotel stay is already paid for… I’d be very grateful for any tip / advice how to get a ticket for the Liverpool gig!
Desperate greetings from Hamburg, Thorsten
14 May 2018
BOBBY SVARC
Give Geoff a bell, He’ll help if he can
geoff@probeplus.co.uk or 0151 7331810
14 May 2018
GOK WAN ACOLYTE
Should we be giving out Geoff’s phone number? I know he does give it out to people by email to query orders etc but it’s not publicly available on the Probe Website.
14 May 2018
Chris The Siteowner
It was on Gez’s website for many years until fairly recently, so I assumed it was OK to include here on this site. It’s in some directories like Thomson Local.
14 May 2018
BOBBY SVARC
Geoff’s number is still on Gez’s site https://cobweb.businesscollaborator.com/hmhb/Buy.htm
14 May 2018
German rep
@Bobby et al,
Thank you for your suggestion – I‘ve sent out an email to Geoff and hope for the best.
14 May 2018
BOBBY SVARC
I’m pretty sure you’ll be OK.
14 May 2018
GOK WAN ACOLYTE
@bobby, CtSO – it may just be a product of too many GDPR courses/mailshots that I’m very cautious about personal data!!
14 May 2018
Bobby svarc
@GR: It’s a shame I’m not going you could have been my carer and you’d got in for nothing 🙂
15 May 2018
dr desperate
Or you can borrow my jacket and triple-A, Thorsten.
15 May 2018
Mark d
I have 2 tickets for the Kentish Town gig on 8th June if anyone would like a bargain. I’m no longer able to attend. Thanks to Chris for allowing me to post this. Please comment if interested and I’ll get contact details to you somehow.
(Just email me if interested and I’ll pass on your details – Chris)
16 May 2018
Mark D
Cheers Chris
17 May 2018
Renfield
Can’t wait for Kentish Town. Best pub if you can be bothered to walk is The Southampton Arms. A must for any CAMRA man. 12 on the pumps and cash only. It is listed in Beer in the Evening’s top 100 pubs in the country.
19 May 2018
JACK
Tickets booked for Liverpool and Manchester, will be my second and third HMHB gigs. Can not wait!
28 May 2018
Dr Desperate
I don’t suppose we could rename this section Making Plans For Nigel?
No, probably better not.
3 June 2018
brumbiscuit
I like the look of the Southampton Arms, especially their ‘website’: http://www.thesouthamptonarms.co.uk/page3.htm Page 2 is even better.
Any opinions on how safe Harry (The lilac, two-wheeled one) would be locked outside the venue…?
3 June 2018
brumbiscuit
EXXO/Bobby Svarc: I know you may not have a direct line to the band, but I really want to take the bike to the gig, and was wondering if it could be ‘looked after’ by someone at the venue. Highly unlikely, I know, but I’ll ask anyway…
3 June 2018
gipton teenager
Yippee!
FINALLY managed to get ticket for Manchester. Maybe there may be some trains running by then. Just need to get the new CD now – ‘No Stock’ I think it’s called.
5 June 2018
Paul F
I’m still looking for an extra ticket for Liverpool btw.
5 June 2018
BOBBY SVARC
Sorry Andy, No idea m’duck. I don’t think Geoff is going to that London. Couldn’t the band stick it in the back of the van for a few hours? It’s the least they could do especially if you’ve biked it all the way from Warwick.
5 June 2018
Dr Desperate
I’ve messaged you on FB, Andy.
5 June 2018
bruce
Don’t suppose anyone has any idea of what time the chaps are on stage on Friday? any support? cheers
5 June 2018
WE’RE TALKING FAC 285
@Brumbiscuit – I’ll be cycling to the gig and leaving my Trek-with-Ridgeback-handlebars (don’t ask) at the bike rack outside KT station. I’ve done it several times there (and all over London) and it’s fine. Wouldn’t leave it overnight anywhere, but should be ok up until midnight whilst there are still folk around. Admittedly it is worth about 30% that of a HQ, but reckon it should be ok. As long as it’s got a decent lock etc.
5 June 2018
WE’RE TALKING FAC 285
just gone on Forum website only to find there are no standing tickets left! CtSO – please could you put me in touch with Andy D @1015 should he still have a spare? If not, if anyone else can provide then happy to buy, plus provide a pint of Badger’s Entirely-myself-to-blame-for-not-getting-one-earlier as ‘booking fee’…
(He doesn’t – someone else has already asked. Sorry. Email me if you can help and I’ll put you in touch with WTF285 – CtSO)
5 June 2018
Chris The Siteowner
If there are only a few upstairs bench seats left, that means 2000 tickets may have been shifted for this one.
5 June 2018
Bobby Svarc
Doors: 7.00pm
Support: JD Meatyard 8.00-8.30
Main Event: HMHB 9.00-11.00
6 June 2018
jeff dreadnought
Ta, Bobby
6 June 2018
Jitsu_G
for those looking for hard to get tickets it may be worth keeping an eye on Twickets. A couple for London have popped up over the last couple of days (not sure if they are still unsold) although nothing yet for Liverpool. I have used them a couple of times and had no problems and tickets have to be listed at face value so you won’t get ripped off
6 June 2018
paul f
Thanks for the tip.
6 June 2018
brumbiscuit
.Another (cycling) forum has strongly advised against leaving a bike as valuable & rare as Harry outside the venue. It took a lot of effort to get him looking like he does, so I’m sadly going to leave him behind. Thanks for all the input though
6 June 2018
Snout
A mate of mine is looking for a ticket for London for Friday, downstairs standing, so he can do the gig with me (I have my ticket for downstairs already).
There’s a pair of standing (preumably downstairs?) tickets on Twickets going for face value, meetup near the venue. Nothing on Scarlet Mist at the moment.
Maybe someone on here wants to pair up to get both tickets? Email me on my gmail account withe the nomenclature nash0819 if that’s a plan we could discuss.
6 June 2018
BEN MOYLE
I’ve got 2 spare tickets for Friday for downstairs if anyone’s interested? Will sell at face value, meet up outside.
6 June 2018
We’RE TALKING FAC 285
I had posted previously looking for a spare however thanks to CtSO and Jimmy Clitheroe Jnr I’m now no longer in need of gig ticket (for the right reasons…). Good luck to those still searching.
6 June 2018
Orangutan
Mo(u)rning. Dead men don’t need Biscuit tickets, so I’ve a spare for tomorrow if anyone’s still after one. Downstairs standing. Cheers.
7 June 2018
SNOUT
@BenMoyle, I’d be interested in one of your two spares & can meet outside. See my post above for (hidden) email address.
7 June 2018
Lee’s 21st
If anyone has 1 spare standing for tomorrow, I’d be interested.
7 June 2018
BEN MOYLE
Hi LEE’S 21st,
I have 1 spare for standing downstairs. Selling at face value if you can meet outside?
Ben
7 June 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Docs polished, Punk pants and Voyage to the Bottom of the Road tee Ironed.
Kentish Town here I come….
7 June 2018
parsfan
I don’t know what I’ll be wearing, but I’ve got all I need for a bat walk at 2 AM on the way back to the hotel.
Are there any bats in that London?
7 June 2018
Lee’s 21st
@BEN MOYLE – Thanks mate for the ticket offer, much appreciated. Have emailed you. 🙂
8 June 2018
Lee’s 21st
@parsfan – Bollocko??
8 June 2018
Bobby Svarc
It’s a bright idea from Gabriel to keep the small clubs afloat
8 June 2018
Pankhurst
Long time lurker, occasional commenter.
Can confirm the Southampton Arms will be the place to be tonight! It’s going to be splendid. Splendid.
8 June 2018
Hoptaster
As a Pompey supporter I naturally struggle with the idea of frequenting anywhere associated with ‘that place’ however I have swallowed my pride on several occasions and can confirm that the aforementioned boozer is first rate and Camra friendly. My concern is it will be rammed so lets hope it stays dry eh readers?
8 June 2018
Chris The Siteowner
Last time the Southampton Arms was so busy that I gave up and went to the venue, where I was (rather embarrassingly) the first there and had the entire bar to myself. But I got to meet a lot of people as they drifted in. I can’t get up to town much earlier than about 7pm tonight, so I can see much the same thing happening. I’ll of course be proudly sporting an Ipswich Town Reserves shirt, so do say hi. The worst that can happen is that the response you’ll get will be “Actually I’m Gavin” or whichever other Tractor Boys are there and suitably attired.
8 June 2018
john anderson
If the Southampton Arms is rammed or too far for some of you, I would recommend The Pineapple which is a splendid back street boozer 5 minutes from the venue and with a nice garden out the back. I’ll be there around 7.15 ish.
8 June 2018
paul plume
anyone know the timings for tonight, please?
8 June 2018
dr desperate
? for me, with the advantage of being able to judge departure time by observing JD Meatyard closely.
8 June 2018
Renfield
If you are getting the Overground to the gig then underneath Kentish Town West station is the Camden Brewery tap bar. My 15 year old daughter and her mate are coming. My daughter’s favourite album is CSI Ambleside. So if you see me in my. 5 sizes too big Look Dad No Tunes t-shirt with two young girls in tow, please say hi.
8 June 2018
CraIg
@John Anderson – great recommendation, thank you for the reminder re this great pub 🙂
8 June 2018
Transit full of keith
Starting an all-new JDOG/DPAK style tradition by bringing my Black and Decker hedge trimmer along, I’m sure ShowSec won’t mind.
8 June 2018
mate of the mate of the bloke
Last minute plea for a mate of the mate of the mate of the bloke: any standing tickets going for the front half of the venue? Happy to pay slightly more than face value. Cheers!
(I may have one – see your email – CtSO)
8 June 2018
Schoon
I’m at Sweden Rock. I’ve not seen many HMHB t shirts. Plenty of other contemporaries (Iron Maiden etc). Maybe Probe’s Scandinavian marketing team are no longer active. Anyone else here?
8 June 2018
Pankhurst
My posse (… gang… crew? None of these words seem appropriate) will be heading to the Pineapple after all. Please do say hi, I’ll be the bloke in the dangerously faded Ballboy tshirt.
8 June 2018
John Anderson
I’ll be wearing a purple check shirt over a Velvets T-shirt . Also attending willl be my wife (although she’ll probably be late) and elder daughter (in a Blink 182 shirt – the shame) and possibly a mate in a wheelchair.
8 June 2018
Steve
One standing ticket for tonight available, £25 i.e. Face value ish. In Camden at the moment, we can meet up.
8 June 2018
BOBBY SVARC
Any decent streams anywhere?
8 June 2018
Polo-necked Jean
Sorry Bobby, this was the best I could find
https://youtu.be/zVXnoIoWu88
8 June 2018
Nagasaki shinpads
What a stupendous gig. Band very tight and London Calling was superb
8 June 2018
Low drone
Morning all.
Unfortunately I have missed out on a Liverpool ticket.
As I can’t make Manchester (means I will miss the full set for 2018) Liverpool will be my last opportunity this year. Any spare ticket that comes up will find a loving home with me. I will keep an eye on the site so please post any spares here. Thanks.
10 June 2018
Jitsu_G
Gig announced on Fibbers (York) website. Friday 1st Feb 2019.
(Good spot! Thanks. Details and links here – CtSO)
11 June 2018
Nigel
The O2 Glasgow has suffered major damage because of a fire at the school of art.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-44504659
16 June 2018
Paul Bundy
I was supposed to be going tonight to see 4AD favourites Belly.
16 June 2018
DIGGORY VENN
Belated thanks to Warden Hodges and Bad Loser for their suggestions re Liverpool. Also to Bobby Svarc who recommended contacting Geoff at Probe to German Rep (good luck, GR). I’m going to get in, even if it means disguising myself as a merch table.
17 June 2018
brumbiscuit
Yikes! Just checked Travelodge prices for the Cardiff 2019 gig. Night before a Six-Nations game, innit?!
18 June 2018
JITSU_g
Cardiff Ibis Central £65 for a double. Unsurprisingly it’s a bit cheaper for a Thursday night in Exeter
18 June 2018
parsfan
Six Nations finishes the weekend before.
18 June 2018
brumbiscuit
Only looking at February, wasn’t I?
19 June 2018
A Middle-aged huw
Just booked Cardiff through the venue website. Says the event is 7pm-10pm. Hope so, then I can get the last train back to Aberdare and sleep in my own bed.
Anyone booking a hotel, have a look at the Travelodge or Park Inn both in the Llanederyn area of Cardiff. Cardiff Bus route 57 runs 24 hours there.
19 June 2018
Mr Ed
Premier Inns booked for Exeter, Cardiff, and York 🙂
22 June 2018
Rev
Bloody hell Cardiff!!!!
26 June 2018
Mr Ed
New gig announced:
Fri 26 Apr 7:30 PM
Newcastle upon Tyne
The Boiler Shop
(Ta – CtSO)
3 July 2018
Cygnus
Fri 5th April
Cambridge
Junction
(Thanks to Facebook Group)
(Ta – CtSO)
3 July 2018
I, problem chimp
Doesn’t appear to be anything showing on the Junction website yet, but tickets available here:
https://www.gigantic.com/half-man-half-biscuit-cambridge-junction-2019-04-05-19-00
Will be my first live HMHB experience, so this has brightened my day immeasurably!
I note from the Junction website that there is no creative hub, per se, but instead opportunities for creative learning, which must surely make the venue a hub of some sort…
(Tickets are on the Junction website now – CtSO)
3 July 2018
BOBBY SVARC
I reckon 2019 could be a fantastic year for gigs, in fact, it could be the best since 2000
4 July 2018
Idiots and pigeons
Just paid £189.95 for two tickets to Liverpool! Alas, it is my fault for being so behindhand. But still, I really hope it is worth it.
12 July 2018
Mr Ed
Edinburgh announced. June 14th at Liquid Rooms.
23 July 2018
parsfan
There’s no “s”
It’s just “The Liquid Room”
As revealed to St John on the sign
Fantoosh!
I’ll have to get York booked before letting on about this one.
23 July 2018
dr desperate
It is indeed ‘The Liquid Room’, but in an ironic twist their Facebook page is called ‘The Liquid Rooms (Official)’, possibly to distinguish it from a venue of the same name in Bremen which apparently offers soulful drum and bass.
23 July 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Has anyone recieved tickets for the Ritz 02 Manchester gig yet?
23 July 2018
gipton teenager
Yup.
Well I printed one meself.
23 July 2018
CreAm cheese and chives
Ditto.
Not quite sure why I have to pay an admin charge for printing my own tickets though.
23 July 2018
gipton teenager
@CC&C
Guess it’s just another example of “Rip-Off Britain”. If memory serves (it doesn’t usually) the website said something like “…if you opt for postal delivery and haven’t received your tickets 48 hours before the event contact us…” Usually I would choose the postal service but 48 hours is cutting it a bit fine, I reckon.
24 July 2018
Cream cheese and chives
Whereas I sent to print, raced downstairs, popped outside to drop an elastic band on the drive, picked the tickets up and returned to my lair.
24 July 2018
Gipton Teenager
@CC&Centre. What colour laģgy band?
24 July 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Being a Postie, Red elastic bands are not used anymore because they look like worms to birds.
25 July 2018
Cream cheese and chives
I came across a brown elastic band on the grass in Macclesfield Forest and a kestrel above seemed to be eyeing it up quite carefully as if that might be a worm. I picked up the laccy band and have it here for when I finally get the printer to provide me with the tickets for York.
25 July 2018
gipton teenager
Thanks for that Tony, it’s been a tiny niggle at the back of my mind for some time. Does it mean that my collection of red laggy bands will become collectors’ items due to their scarcity?
@CC&C- Sorry about the ‘Centre’. As it says down there I should have re-read my earlier post to avoid falling pedants.
26 July 2018
Cream cheese and chives
@Gipton Teenager- no problem.I would imagine there is a cream cheese and chives centre within the Primula empire somewhere.More interesting is your use of laggy over laccy. Do you have plaggy bags?
26 July 2018
hendrix-tattoo
The RSPCB asked Royal Mail could they stop using the red bands to protect birds.
Junkies used to turn up at delivery offices asking for red bands because apparently they got you high if you smoked them.
I will look forward to seeing you Tony on the Antiques Roadshow….
26 July 2018
Gipton Teenager
So there’s potential for me to become a red laggy band drug baron?
@cc&c Yes I do, but only when given them by a market trader, cornershopkeeper or some such.
Yesterday in Otley marketplace I heard a youngster offering his mate a ‘Backie’ on his bike. When I was a lad it was ‘Croggie’.
28 July 2018
dr desperate
Looking forward to 28th September, the BBC’s fourth annual Music Day (no, me neither), which will involve hundreds of events being held across the UK.
Pulp take on Happy Mondays on Bargain Hunt, there’ll be a special edition of Pointless Celebrities featuring some of radio’s top presenters, and Kylie Minogue has recorded some very special music-related messages that will be played out at major rail stations on the day.
Oh yes, and HMHB are on in Liverpool.
2 August 2018
CHARLES WRIGHT
Used to be in Evil Gazebo ripe for a 2018 re-work ?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-45039590
2 August 2018
EXXO
‘Abdirahman Mohamed murder defendant unanimously acquitted by a jury, murdered’ doesn’t quite have the same ring, thankfully.
3 August 2018
debbie James
Longshot but has anybody got one ticket for Liverpool gig
Thanks
20 August 2018
Cream cheese and chives
@ Debbie James I might have. I might actually have two as I am waiting for my daughter and her mate to decide whether they are coming or not. I will try to get a final answer and let you know…
20 August 2018
EXXO
I’ll join the queue too for one L’pool spare – need one for Mrs. Exford.
That is if my own one arrives. Have people had their tickets from Eventim?
20 August 2018
debbie James
Cream cheese and chives
I only need one as I am going with two others who have tickets. Let me know if it is free when you have uodate
Thanks
20 August 2018
Cream cheese and chives
@Debbie James and @ Exxo Daughter has plumped for Manchester so there are two tickets spare. Not sure how we organise any transaction?
21 August 2018
EXXO
That’s great news. If you email the site, Chris is brilliant at forwarding messages for which many thanks in advance, and we can arrange a transfer of funds.
21 August 2018
debbie James
Brilliant. I will wait to hear via Chris or any other way?
I live Wirral. TRFC?
Meet at venue?
Cheers
21 August 2018
Marc England
I’ve 2 tickets for the Liverpool gig if anyone else is in need – face value.
(If interested, don’t reply here, just email me and I’ll pass on your details – Chris)
23 August 2018
GOK WAN ACOLYTE
@Exxo – glad you posted that, I’ve not had my tickets from Eventim either and was starting to worry as others seemed to have received theirs already. The confirmation email does say that they send you an email when the tickets are posted, but I much preferred the old days where you got your actual tickets months in advance, put them somewhere safe and then spent the hours before the gig panicking because you couldn’t find them
23 August 2018
Cygnus
@Exxo post 1101 Mine haven’t arrived from Eventim either – getting a bit anxious now.
Website still saying, “Your tickets are not yet ready for dispatch. We will inform you as soon as they are ready for dispatch” bloody well hope so…
23 August 2018
Mr Ed
I didn’t get a ticket for Liverpool as I am usually away on business. Due to flight schedules I get back in Heathrow on Friday Morning so technically can make the gig. I have let Chris know that I after a ticket. Fingers crossed.
27 August 2018
kittymc
@ Ed Baxter: “I didn’t get tickets for Liverpool because I’m usually away on business. Due to flight schedules I get back in Heathrow on Friday morning so technically can make the gig.”
Ed Baxter, you ARE Robert of Blaby, and I claim my £5.
Hopefully see you in Liverpool! (Mine’s a pint of whatever lager they’ve got.)
27 August 2018
WARDEN HODGES
Just thought it’s payday for many. Personally, I’m sticking to Dale St – probably Rigby’s or The Saddle. Maybe a couple of Bootle pints en route.
27 August 2018
dr Desperate
Those attending the Labour Party Conference in Liverpool (23rd-26th Sept) may wish to make a week of it.
28 August 2018
EXXO
Anyone with me on the afternoon Wirral bus tour (leave Liverpool Victoria St. about 1.45 pm, TBC) we’ll be arriving back in L’pool at 6pm (or earlier if you wanted to come back on your own on an earlier bus from West Kirby, missing out the short walk to the Red Rocks but you’ll still get a view of Hilbre).
Bus brings us back to the Whitechapel/Sir Thomas St. area and I too might be looking at a pre-gig pint in Rigby’s and/or The Vernon.
29 August 2018
WARDEN HODGES
Sounds a good one Exxo, didn’t go to Hilbre this year but did the Marine Lake walk then a pint in The Ship in Hoylake, cracking pub that.
Be good to see dots of DPAK’s in with the office bods.
29 August 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Nigel, I won’t be able to make the Wirral Bus Tour but will gladly meet up for a pint or 2 in Liverpool Lar….
29 August 2018
EXXO
Tony what time can you get to Lime Street?
31 August 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Nigel, Can’t get the train until 14:30 because I would have been working beforehand.
Hopefully arriving in Lime St. fifty-five minutes later. The Hotel I will be staying at is the Liner.
Hoping to have an hours kip a quick shower a change of clothes and out for teatime to hopefully meet the Good Doctor and his Ladyfriend or anyone else for Pre Gig Drinkypoos….
1 September 2018
dr Desperate
That sounds like a plan. We’re at the Premier Inn in the Duke of Westminster-owned Liverpool One, ten minutes’ walk from the venue. I’m planning on bringing along Micky’s model of the Robin 2 gig for interested fans to admire (and hoping to get a tickle from North West Tonight as it’ll be the BBC’s annual Music Day).
The obvious venue for this would be the Richard John Blackler ‘Spoons on Great Charlotte Street, midway between hotel and gig, and handily situated across from The Blob Shop (q v).
Unfortunately this would preclude our going on the Magical Biscuitry Tour – apologies to Exxo.
2 September 2018
EXXO
Tony – I can appreciate the benefits of an hour’s kip after a hard week’s graft. But the train journey could be the perfect length to snooze and it’s not like you can sleep past your stop or anything. The Lads might not play in Town for another 14 years. Hotel 3 mins from the station, bus stop right by the tunnel 5 mins away. Buses every 10 mins. You could get the 4.13 or 4.23 bus over to join The Magical Biscuitry Tour, where we’ll still be drinking in The Swan with a pint on the table for you when you arrive at 4.40/4.50 (we might even have eaten there!), then we’d be back along the A552 in time for you to meet Dr D and party and the model, etc. Think about and and we’ll stay flexible.
2 September 2018
WARDEN HODGES
Think I may cross the Mersey (and back again) for a visit to Dee Hotel Spoons in West Kirby and maybe one in Hoylake too, back in Lpool about 5.30pm for Ship /Mitre and Lord Warden of course!
2 September 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Nigel- I will try to get into Liverpool earlier and meet you in The Swan Lar….
2 September 2018
Bobby Svarc
Not many actually own “A Micky” Two lads from the Wirral do of course and Dr D now owns “Bilston”. Hope you like what you see.
2 September 2018
EXXO
Around his neck is that a laminate or a millstone?
And what’s become of his model of Bilston?
In ‘spoons, even with hi-viz vest on
Our desperate doc from Preston
Couldn’t stop it from soon getting Pils-ed on.
Think on.
3 September 2018
dr Desperate
Excellent.
(Thinking on possible rhymes for Exxo now.)
4 September 2018
Cream cheese and chives
There once was a man called Exxo
Who praised the Wirral to UNESCO
Such was his great pride
In all things Merseyside
In Hoylake he’d dine al fresco
And now I REALLY am going to cut the hedge.
4 September 2018
GOK WAN ACOLYTE
Got my Liverpool tickets today, so anyone else waiting for Eventim should receive them in the next few days (I assume)
6 September 2018
Cygnus
Mine came yesterday, courtesy of Eventim, can’t wait for this gig now, three weeks to go…I’m like a kid waiting for Christmas.
6 September 2018
Irish Niall
Hi folks, as I feared I’m unable to attend Liverpool. I have two tickets I can transfer by email if anyone is interested -face value, via paypal I suppose is handiest.
Also I’d booked a double room at the Birkenhead Premier Inn. Maybe if you need accommodation we can synchronise my cancelling and your booking.
If interested contact me via the Half Arsed Half Biscuit fb page https://www.facebook.com/HAHBtrib2HMHB/
or twitter @HAHBtrib2HMHB
Idiots & Pigeons had expressed interest back in spring but hopefully you’re sorted. Have a great night you crazy kids. I’m raging I won’t be there.
Salutations from drizzly Limerick, Ireland.
9 September 2018
Mike Longfellow
Liverpool spare tickets: I’ve now got two spare tickets for Liverpool, as unfortunately, it clashes with a wedding. I’m just looking to recoup the £25 per ticket that I paid out (not looking to make a profit on the deal). Thanks!
(Update: Tickets now gone – Chris)
17 September 2018
GORDON BURNS
Liverpool next Friday…
I have most of Friday to kill, possibly some of Saturday morning. What should be on the list of things to see and do for this (teetotal) soft southerner, who hates football? Plan A is to park near the waterfront and wander.
19 September 2018
dr Desperate
Covering the waterfront, you’ll be in the right place to take in most of the free exhibits of the Liverpool Biennial.
http://www.biennial.com/2018
Alternatively, Friday viewing times are still available for the Terracotta Army exhibition at the World Museum on William Brown St, though these are £14.50 a pop.
http://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/wml/exhibitions/terracotta-warriors/
On Friday afternoon I’ll be at the ‘Richard John Blackler’ ‘Spoons on Gt Charlotte St exhibiting Micky Bates’ brilliant scale model of the Bilston HMHB gig – the light show’s excellent. Probably 4-5pm, depending on other bits of fun.
19 September 2018
BOBBY SVARC
@DD: I’ll get the signed photographs over to you by the end of the week. I was going to say charge them a pound each but just give them away.
19 September 2018
GORDON BURNS
@DD: Many thanks. Really looking forward to this trip, especially now that it potentially includes the Bilston gig model.
19 September 2018
dr Desperate
@Bobby: I’ll have the “Get Your Genuine Autographed Photographs Here” sandwich-board ready, à la Wilfrid Brambell.
19 September 2018
EXXO
@ Gordon. It would in my view be slightly remiss of you not to see something of the landscapes and sights that inspired so many of the songs. I am taking a select few on a top-deck, top-quality bus tour of the Wirral, where the main Biscuity sights are just minutes away from L’pool city centre and some of the more picturesque ones are ceratinly worth the rest of the journey. It will cost about £4-£6 on 2 or 3 buses, depending, cos the schedule is still TBC once we find out who can join us when, but altogether it will take place from about 2.15-6pm, finding out who still drinks in The Swan, then back in Town to allow time for model-admiration. Email the site and Chris will put us in touch.
19 September 2018
Irish Niall
I just cancelled my double room at the Birkenhead Premier Inn if anyone’s stuck for digs on the 28th 🙁
Ah well -maybe 2020
19 September 2018
Gipton Teenager
@ Gordon. If you don’t mind going into pubs the Gents toilet in the Philharmonic Dining Rooms is well worth a visit. Tate Liverpool is on the waterfront.
20 September 2018
WARDEN HODGES
Haha, not that I’m in the habit of hanging around bogs either but yes the Phil’s are the cleanest I’ve ever been in.
20 September 2018
Gipton Teenager
Hope everyone enjoys the “Mordant Wirral dolecore ” (Grauniad) on Friday.
22 September 2018
Gipton Teenager
Didn’t realise I just got another palindrome there.
22 September 2018
kittymc
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
22 September 2018
mister tubbs
As I’m coming up a day early, I was planning to walk around the Wirral Peninsula from Hooton to Rock Ferry, but my little measuring wheel suggests it’s nearly 30 miles, so I’ve scrapped that, instead the early morning train to West Kirby allows enough time for a trip to Hilbre, (providing I’m off the island by 10.30am), and if that passes off without incident, a leisurely stroll from Hoylake around the coast to Rock Ferry and hopefully a pint of Higsons in the Refreshment Rooms. if Hilbre goes badly, then there may be another spare ticket going, but you might need a boat to get hold of it!
23 September 2018
paul f
Due to a rearranged meeting in that London in Friday I’ll be getting into Liverpool with little time to spare. Anybody intending to have their last pre-gig pint quite close to the venue?
24 September 2018
paul f
…such as Ma Egerton’s…
24 September 2018
dr Desperate
Had a reply from the BBC, after I’d asked if they were interested in putting some Biscuit into their annual Music Day, which happens to be this Friday:
“This is definitely one of the more left field requests we’ve had sent in to this inbox!
I really like the sound of it – I’d love to witness a sea of Dukla Prague Away Kits in Liverpool city centre.
Although we won’t be able to commit any broadcast coverage to this, we may have the opportunity to include a mention of it on our BBC Music Day Live feed and on social media.
If you’re uploading any clips / pics to social media, feel free to include our hashtag #BBCMusicDay and we may be able to share it from there.
Hope it’s a great gig!
Best, Alex.”
One-two, you know what to do.
24 September 2018
Mrs Honeyman
I’m after a couple of tickets for the Liverpool gig. Could anyone point me in the right direction please? Thankyou.
Mrs H
25 September 2018
TAYLO
The Fifth Biscuit’s Christmas Arrival means that Me and Loop won’t be joining the festivities this time. Wishing you all a boss time,La. Is NB57 doing carpool karaoke with Corden down Woodchurch Lane followed by a surprise gig at The Clipper?
25 September 2018
Paul f
There was an alert on twickets this morning saying they had some available.
25 September 2018
Chris The Siteowner
So… Dr D will be at the ‘Richard John Blackler’ ‘Spoons on Gt Charlotte St from 4–5pm on Friday. Sounds good – I’m on a separate reunion meetup from lunchtime but will head over for that. Any other plans on the cards?
25 September 2018
TC
Anyone know the stage times for Liverpool?
Just planning trains.
25 September 2018
kittymc
@Taylo … are you saying what I think you’re saying? (Sorry – you really need to be literal with me these days. This late-onset autism is a pain in the arse, and maybe a partially self-induced consequence of resisting all social media. Oh, I find myself suddenly in need of a glass of limeade.) Anyway, if you ARE saying what I think you’re saying, many many congratulations to you and Loops. Was hoping to see you as I haven’t been to a gig for ages. But if you’re saying what I think you’re saying … you’re excused, and all that.
I was looking at photos of that campsite in Bath circa 2010 the other day – what larks. Changed my phone number but same old email, so be lovely to hear from you. Do hope all well. I’m back working in Little Hulton, by the way. We live in very interesting times, don’t we? Bah.
Anyway, I suspect you’re already aware that they’re painting Mark E Smith on a chippy wall in Prestwich. It’s a dot com chip shop. Really. It’s called Chips@no8.
It didn’t used to be called that. I’d have remembered that!
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/sep/25/fall-wall-mark-e-smith-mural-painted-chip-shop-prestwich-manchester
25 September 2018
Paul f
I’ll throw out the suggestion of Ma Egerton’s again for last minute drinks close to the venue (though I can’t promise they have Badger’s Entirely Blameless on).
25 September 2018
kittymc
I really don’t know what’s going on, but Ma Egerton’s sounds good to me. Are you the Scottish Paul who got the 50p Paella at Brampton Alive! back in ’06? Doesn’t matter either way, see you there, and hopefully I’ll be merry enough to get a round in. I’ll have me HMHB biro-tattooed knuckles on the go, as is tradition.
26 September 2018
Paul f
No – but he sounds an interesting chap. I’m an exiled Scouser going back for the weekend.
26 September 2018
TAYLO
Yes sorry Kitty,I successfully released an ejaculate culminating in Loop being due on Christmas Day! The Taylo herd is expanding as Jimmy is 3 next week and Hayley is 21 next month!
Ma Egerton’s was the meeting point back in 2005 IIRC.
26 September 2018
EXXO
@Taylo – thanks for clarifying – when you posted about “The 5th Biscuit’s arrival” I thought “where’s she been?” Give her a hug from all her fans… and see you at the Manchester gig?
@TC – Bobby Svarc might be able to confirm for you, but I’d be surprised if it isn’t something approximating closely to support 7.30-8.10, HMHB 8.30-10.30
@Paul F, I’ll briefly be in Ma Egerton’s for old times’ sake, but it might be just a flying half, and even that dependent on depth of queue at bar. So many memories and so glad it got saved. It’s always where we’d try to spot band members before Empire gigs when we were kids, and in my first jobs before Uni (filing clerk at the Hospital and then ticket sales at Skelhorne St) it was often the place for a pint after work/ before a film or a gig. Then in later years, living far afield, if there was time for a quick one when I got off the train heading for the match and started the long hike up to Anfield, Ma Egerton’s was the place.
How much in demand are these tickets Paul? I’ve ended up with 2 spares of people who can’t make it. What I really want to do is swap the pair for one Kop or Anny road ticket for any match. How do you reckon (this is @Paul F.) that would be greeted on The Rattle? As a reasonable thing to ask, or laughed out of court?. Might try that today, and then just offer them at face value to anyone else tomorrow.
@Niall. I’m so gutted you couldn’t make it. Outside chance I’ll come and see the Hitchers in Limerick though.
@Mr Tubbs. That’s still a 20-mile walk you’re looking at there, by the time you’ve included West-Kirby-Hilbre-West Kirby-Hoylake. Any attempt to go Hilbre to Hoylake inevitably involves a call to the RNLI, whether timely or otherwise. I’d then recommend just the walk round to New Brighton (wind at your back all the way along), just go round the corner from there and then get the train from New Brighton to Rock Ferry, changing at Hamilton Square. Save yourself for the gig. On the other hand, every decent cult needs its martyrs.
@Hendrix Tattoo, Thorsten, Karen & Roger – emails on the way.
26 September 2018
parsfan
@kitty, no that was me at Brampton. I won’t be in Liverpool, as a way of choosing which cross border trips to make I mainly just go to places I haven’t seen them in before.
The Liverpool gig in 2005 was the first time I met you, Taylo, Loops and others plus, I think, the last time I saw Spaceman Dave (I hope he’s okay).
26 September 2018
BOBBY SVARC
Two supports, Sonnenberg and JDM. Gates open 7.00pm so I think it’ll be an early K-O. I don’t know for sure as I’m not going.
26 September 2018
WARDEN HODGES
Tempted to visit Post Office pub opp Probe at some point of the day. Hoylake (Ship and Wethies) and Meols (Railway) deffo on the itin list.
26 September 2018
dr Desperate
JD says he’s on at 7.30.
26 September 2018
EXXO
Shame – that presumably means JD – who I really like – is on before Sonenberg, who are always a swerve, as are chain venue drinks.
26 September 2018
BOBBY SVARC
11pm cut off so the main event will start at 8.45pm-ish
26 September 2018
Wheelie
@EXXO I’d be interested in 2 tickets if you still have them?
26 September 2018
transit full of keith
Enjoy the gig, all. Not to mention the miniature Bilston viewing / open-top bus ride / quicksand ramble / bongo-laced support act.
I’ll be seething enviously at home. And even more so the day after, if they unleash ‘Umberstone Covert’.
26 September 2018
kittymc
Well, Taylo, I’m pleased for you, that you, “successfully released an ejaculate”. It’s an interesting turn of phrase, to be sure. Perhaps more explicit than was called for, and biologically half-arsed, as you neglected to mention Loops’ fine egg release, and the successful timing thereof. Credit where credit’s due. I mean, we could spend a pedant’s ransom debating the use of the adverb in your summary of the proceedings. We won’t, though, because that would be weird. Thank you for the clarification, and many congratulations. Will miss you both in Liverpool, obviously. The world must be peopled! I imagine the Delph Brass Band’s nativity will be particularly moving this Christmas… Honestly, and not a little sentimentally, really pleased for you.
26 September 2018
kittymc
@parsfan
Yup, I remember Brampton now! You and Gillian … and I think you got interviewed by BBC Cumbria, or something. Me and John split up a few years after that. Must admit, though, I have very few memories of Liverpool in 2005. Know it wasn’t long after Peel’s death, vaguely remember Ma Egerton’s.
I remember the out-of-the-way gigs better, too. Think it’s that sense of some kind of holiday or adventure, really. Or relative sobriety, driving all day to get there, pasties and flapjacks and road-maps. They’re the ones you remember. Oh, I’m turning into Tommy Saxondale. God help me.
26 September 2018
TAYLO
Loop and her Brass Band recently won the National Championships in Cheltenham so The Fifth Biscuit is a champion of Great Britain. Huzzah!
Our camping trip to see Biscuit in Bath in 2009 brings back very happy memories.
26 September 2018
kittymc
@Paul F – sorry, quite new to the site, so made a rash assumption, not reading all the archive. A Liverpool exile, eh? I’m thinking of leaving Manchester, and wondering what it would be like to be an exile from my home city, now, at the age of 47. Think I’ll miss it but not really sure I will. All advice gratefully received. I imagine you left Liverpool when you were much younger than I am now?
27 September 2018
Paul f
No worries. I left at 35, but only because an opportunity arose for us to go to Australia. When we came back, the best opportunity open to me was in Reading so we’ve been darn sarf for 12 years now. Still get back from time to time to see family and friends.
@exxo – hopefully your tickets have found a good home now. I’m trying to kick the rattle habit (again) but that is probably a good option for a last minute sale of tickets for a Liverpool show, as there are plenty of locals on there, and quite a few are partial to a bit of Biscuit.
27 September 2018
Bobby Svarc
Hey you crazy kids, have a great time and a boss gig and I hope you’re not too disappointed with the Bilston model. Old Father Time’s arrived and put the kybosh on my gig going at the moment I’m afraid.
27 September 2018
mister tubbs
@Exxo – Thanks for the advice about Hilbre, I’ll keep my options open after that – There could’ve been a mini pub crawl in Moreton, visiting the pubs that have been frequented by horses, but two of the pubs appear to have been demolished, and I’m guessing the club house at Caldy is members only. Failing that, there must be a crazy golf course somewhere on the Wirral!?
Enjoy the show everyone
27 September 2018
EXXO
@Wheelie. Sorry, but my cunning plan worked and have arranged to swap the tickets for one on the Kop v. Red Star Belgrade.
I was captain of Red Star Belgrade in our school 5-a-side league when I was ten, but I’ve never even mentioned it to my own nieces and nephews. If only they knew how repressed I am they might even find musical inspiration therein.
27 September 2018
BOBBY SVARC
RSB v Leicester City …..Oh Vienna…very very frightening
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/european/4772529/UEFA-Cup-Leicesters-exit-marred-by-racial-abuse.html
27 September 2018
Wheelie
@EXXO enjoy. Does anyone know of a couple of tickets for the 28th going spare?
27 September 2018
alan
I have one ticket, will meet outside gig, face value alanburrowsainsdale@gmail.com
27 September 2018
Wheelie
@Alan – I’m sorted now thanks anyway.
27 September 2018
Gipton Teenager
Have a good ‘un you lucky people. I shall be keeping my powder dry until Manchester.
28 September 2018
EXXO
Dr. John – if you see this before 1 pm, could you email me H-Tat Tony’s phone number please, if you have it?
Have a top, top day in Town – my opinionated weather forecast is that it’s not going to be a miserable enough day for the West Wirral leg of our tour. Yesterday’s low cloudbase on the Clwydian Hills and a bit of drizzle would have been ideal.
28 September 2018
dr Desperate
So enacted.
Have a grand Tour du Wirral, see youse all later.
28 September 2018
GOK WAN ACOLYTE
@CtSO – nearly gave me heart failure when I saw the “Liverpool Gig Reviews” discussion – thought I had missed it and it was last night! (It wasn’t last night and you guys just didn’t tell me was it? Friends in school were very much thin on the ground).
On the basis that I’m not a regular HMHB gig -goer (in fact tonight is my debut) it’s quite likely that I may bump into some of you without realising (and vice versa), so hope everyone has a great time!
28 September 2018
EXXO
H-Tat says he’s off to a funeral and won’t now be in town till 6 at the earliest.
28 September 2018
Dagenham dave
Anyone got the stage times for tonight’s extravaganza ?
28 September 2018
GOK WAN ACOLYTE
According to @BobbySvarc in another thread:
“A wee note from JD
After a couple of great days recording the next jd meatyard album with Gary and Tamsin and some bass player called Neil Crossley… yes, THAT Neil !!! its the big gig tonight – Probe Plus night at the 02 Liverpool HMHB + SONNENBERG + JD MEATYARD. Get there early JDM kicks off 7.30 sharp
JDM 7.30-7.55
SONNENBERG 8.00-8.30
HMHB 9.00-11-00”
28 September 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Funeral over now R.I.P. My old friend.
Docs polished, Punk pants and Honved shirt ironed and Dukla Praha tracky top ready for Half Man Half Biscuit in Liverpool here I come….
28 September 2018
CARRIE ANNE
I’m on the look out for a ticket for the (sold out?) Manchester gig if anyone has a spare they wish to off load.
24 October 2018
WARDEN HODGES
Has Mcr sold out? Was gonna chance a train from Crosby (no I don’t want a medal!) to Oxford Rd and still may do.
25 October 2018
dR Desperate
It looks sold out on the usual sites (including direct from the venue).
A reminder that JD Meatyard will be previewing his new album ‘The Batchain Pullers’ at Fred’s Ale House in Lev the night before the Ritz gig. Also at Club 39 in Darwen the night after and Sound in Liverpool on the Sunday.
25 October 2018
dR Desperate
Bar 39, that is.
25 October 2018
Daz
I spoke to the O2 Ritz today. The Madchester gig has sold out. I need a ticket but I’m still travelling up from Dartford anyway.
25 October 2018
Cream cheese and chives
Should be able to sort you. My daughter has AGAIN chosen to miss out. That London to see her mate over HMHB in her hometown! I might do a DNA test on her. Face value.
25 October 2018
Daz
Ok, thanks Cream Cheese and Chives, that’s great. Carrie Anne has asked about one too (1185) Think you need to get that DNA test done!
25 October 2018
Carrie anne
Actually Daz, I was trying to source a ticket for you. Hopefully Chris can put you in touch with CCandC to seal the deal
26 October 2018
EXXO
Dot com sit-com potential there, as Daz’s comment wasn’t yet visible when CC&C offered the ticket to C-A, then Daz comes on after his comment has been approved and says thank you very much, and C-A needs one too. All highly entertaining But not as funny as moving a full stop one word to the right in CC&C’s post.
26 October 2018
dr desperate
And think how amusing it would be if I posted this purely to bag the 36000th comment, then returned to find that somebody else had got in while I was typing.
26 October 2018
EXXO
Yebbut the comment that was waiting for approval was already waiting for approval when I posted. Maybe it’s spam, maybe it’ll give me the 36,000th. But if so, I’ll ask Chris to delete mine cos I know how much it means to you Doc.
26 October 2018
Cream cheese and chives
@Warden Hodges after a series of facial DNA tests and a farce involving a vicar, some trousers and some double entendres, I can confirm that I have another ticket available if you are interested.
26 October 2018
Daz
Hello all…I’m back. Thanks Carrie Anne. I knew I should have got a ticket months ago to avoid all this excitement. Two sold out gigs in a row…I better start buying next years tickets now…anyway, here’s my e-mail address – daz.selondon@hotmail.co.uk
26 October 2018
hendrix-tatoo
Did anyone order tickets from Ticketmaster for the Manchester O2 Ritz gig. If so have they recieved them?
26 October 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Did anyone order tickets from Ticketmaster for the Manchester O2 Ritz gig. If so have they recieved them?
26 October 2018
WARDEN HODGES
Cheers CC and C but something has cropped up and I’ll have to pass on that now. Enjoy fellow Biscuiteers.
I dream of a North Wales gig 2019, theatre on Rhyl prom which also has a statue of Mike Peters down the other end.
26 October 2018
hendrix-tattoo
CC&C- I’ll have that ticket if it’s alright with you?
26 October 2018
Cream cheese and chives
@Hendrix Tattoo the ticket is yours. If I get your email from CtSO I will be in touch. Daz I already have yours.
27 October 2018
hendrix-tattoo
CC&C Thank you very much I’ve E-mailed CtsO with my details….
27 October 2018
Paul Logan
Looking for a ticket for Manchester if anyone has a spare? Ta
29 October 2018
POP-TART MARK
I keep thinking it would be nice if some old devil, or old arse from the underground perhaps, would announce a weekend gig, maybe near a station between Manchester and Sheffield next summer, somewhere we could camp in the beautiful Peak District possibly, even if the nearest campsite was Caravan Club members only . Sigh. It’s the Hope that kills you…
30 October 2018
Stephen Mc Dowell
Paul Logan, I have a ticket for the Manchester gig, ‘can’t go due to work commitments, you’re welcome to it.
Stephen
30 October 2018
Ferenc puskas
If Paul doesn’t want it I’m looking for a ticket
31 October 2018
Bobby Svarc
Jd Meatyard new album will now be released on the 14th December.
http://www.jdmeatyard.co.uk/index.php/new-cd
31 October 2018
INJURED BUZZARD
@Hendrix-Tattoo. Paid for mine in March through Ticketmaster but still not received. Concern rising.
1 November 2018
Gipton Teenager
I printed my own ticket in June (which they charged me £2.50 for – robbing bastards ). I think the website said that physical tickets may be sent up to a week before the event , which I thought was cutting it a bit fine. I’m getting my train ticket tomorrow .
2 November 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Andy-I popped into Ticketmaster on the same day as the Kentish Town Gig, And they told me they will post them when they recieve the tickets from the venue.
I will pop in again next week to see what’s what….
2 November 2018
Injured buzzard
Cheers Tony. I’m sure it’ll be fine, got conformation email anyway.
3 November 2018
Jitsu_g
Holmfirth gig announced for 21st June 2019.
5 November 2018
EXXO
Nice one. Next year looks likely to either equal the 10 gig total of 2005, 2013 and 2017 or exceed that figure and be the most since the 17 gigs of the year 2000.
5 November 2018
Cygnus
Just had gig list for Robin 2 drop through the door, pretty much wall to wall tribute acts up to the end of September 2019 and although there are a few gaps in the schedule looks like our lads won’t be there until October next year at the earliest.
6 November 2018
EXXO
I’ll bet you a tenner they play there in one of those gaps. If you lose the tenner, there’s a September Bilsto gig to cure your woes. Win-win!
And if Dr. D takes the model with him to the gig, does the model need to be amended? And in future generations, will ever more powerful micro-modelling techniques be used to have the model King of hi-vis carrying ever-smaller gig models featuring ever more microscopic Kings of hi-vis right down to sub-atomic particle size?
Probably not, eh?
6 November 2018
cygnus
I’ll take your bet Exxo and will be more than happy to lose.
6 November 2018
EXXO
*shakes hands* 😉
6 November 2018
peter mcornothologist
Has it been suggested that Nigel Blackwell resembles a miniature Jan Koller?
7 November 2018
EXXO
I have certainly never heard such a falsehood in my 33 years of this fellowship.
7 November 2018
paul f
Two tickets for Manchester on the Twickets website if anybody is still looking.
8 November 2018
John Anderson
@Peter Mc It’s certainly occurred to me. I even thought about chanting “short Jan Koller, you’re just a short Jan Koller” at a gig but didn’t have the nerve.
8 November 2018
Mr Ed
I am pretty sure I have a Jan Koller t-shirt somewhere, or if not could have soon.
12 November 2018
GORDON BURNS
Just checked the status of myManchester ticket on Ticketbastard and the notice has changed to:
“Dispatch Status
We’ve received the tickets in for your event and we’re now starting to send them out. Don’t panic if your friends get theirs before you – we send tickets out in batches, so they may not all arrive at the same time.”
Slightly less nervous now.
14 November 2018
Mr Ed
I have a spare ticket for Manchester. Get in touch if anybody needs one.
15 November 2018
Ian c
I know it’s ages away but is anyone going to holmfirth from Manchester…and then back again?
16 November 2018
idiots and pigeons
Alas, it’s my own fault for being so behindhand, but if anybody has spare tickets for Manchester, I don’t mind paying above face value. (nothing is as bad as the 450% increase over face value that I paid for Liverpool..)
17 November 2018
GORDON BURNS
Manchester ticket from TicketBasterds arrived today (Saturday). Yay! Panic over. No need for a plan B now that would have involved a cross-country detour via home on the way to Manchester.
17 November 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Yippee! My ticket for the O2 Ritz gig has finally arrived….
17 November 2018
Mr Ed
Spare ticket now taken. They arrived today.
17 November 2018
Gipton Teenager
I think I will take a shufti at Stephenson the engineer’s Rocket before the Manchester gig. Any decent boozers thereabouts?
21 November 2018
Coops
@Gipton
The Knott over the road from Deansgate Station is a short stroll and one of my favourites in that area.
21 November 2018
Gipton Teenager
Thanks for that Coops. I see it gets a good write up in my Good Beer Guide.
22 November 2018
dr Desperate
Across Deansgate and 5 minutes along Gt Bridgewater St you’re at The Britons Protection, another fine establishment. 3 minutes further takes you to Peveril Of The Peak, another 3 minutes to the lightly-converted underground toilet The Temple. Then you’re at the Ritz.
22 November 2018
dr Desperate
Ooh, and The Salisbury on Oxford St.
As chance would have it, I was in there a fortnight ago, enjoying a craft beer with folk doyenne Eliza Carthy after she’d been interviewed at the Louder Than Words music literary festival across the road. In the Q&A I asked her which performers she still wants to work with, suggesting Nigel Blackwell when she couldn’t think of anybody off hand. She replied, “Oh yes, I’m a massive Half Man Half Biscuit fan”, adding that they’d been trying to arrange a collaboration for years.
In the pub she admitted that she’d never actually met him, but that he’d been in touch after reading that she thought his lyrics were “bitter and very funny, which is very English: pathos disguised by wit and emotional detachment”.
(Here’s the Guardian article with that quote – scroll past British Sea Power and Pete & The Pirates).
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2008/feb/15/popandrock2
22 November 2018
EXXO
Why have we never had that made into a t-shirt?
Blackwellian
/blækˈwɛlɪən/
adjective
1. Bitter and very funny.
2. Expressing pathos, disguised as wit and emotional detachment
3. Characteristic of the writings of Nigel Blackwell of Half Man Half Biscuit, especially with reference to his dystopian accounts of the UK in songs like ‘A Country Practice’ and ‘National Shite Day.’
22 November 2018
dr Desperate
Better definition than this.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Blackwellian
22 November 2018
hendrix-tattoo
Their is also the Wetherspoons Paramount on Oxford Road/Portland Street 2 minutes away from the Ritz….
22 November 2018
EamoD
Manchester tickets say curfew 10pm. Anybody know if that’s a bar curfew or is it an early gig?
22 November 2018
Polly tunnel
It’ll be an early gig. There’s often a club night on at the Ritz on a Friday from 11pm so the staff and security clear the venue quite swiftly of the previous event for the throng queuing outside eagerly waiting to get in.
23 November 2018
Eamod
Thanks for that Polly
23 November 2018
Polly tunnel
As the curfew is 10.00pm don’t forget to allow two hours for the gig. Previous experiences with an early gig would suggest a start time around 8/8.15pm so get there with enough time to avoid any disappointment (yes been caught out before myself!)
24 November 2018
dr Desperate
“The infamous Half Man Half Biscuit is coming to town to showcase a mix of old and new music. Known for edgy singalongs and famous for keeping their appearances to a mere handful of yearly gigs, make sure you’re at O2 Ritz Manchester for this melodically infectious show.”
(From the Ritz website; spot the grammatical errors.)
24 November 2018
Gipton Teenager
I’m looking at a 12ish train from Leeds 1ish at Deansgate. The Knott, Stephenson the engineer’s Rocket, then heading towards the Ritz.
24 November 2018
EXXO
Yep, Polly, there’s no way they’ll want to take to the stage after 8. Not sure what caused the delay in L’pool that threatened a less than 1 hour 50 minute set (hope it was nothing to do with the Zulu music), but they won’t want to repeat it.
24 November 2018
dr Desperate
According to JDM, running order goes: 7 – 7.30 JD Meatyard
8 – 10 HMHB
10 Strict curfew.
25 November 2018
POP-TART Mark
Hmm. Tempting name for a club night, might just change into me rubber thong and straight back in.
25 November 2018
hendrix-tattoo
This little gem of a boozer is only a short stroll to the Ritz O2 also….
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circus_Tavern,_Manchester
25 November 2018
Cornish biscuit
Bit of an odd question: What would you say is the average number of songs per gig? Only there are two of us coming to the Manchester gig and we’re attending half the gig each so that one of us can dog-sit our whippet in a nearby pub as he has abandonment issues. We have a ticket each but whoever goes in for the first half has to leave after the correct number of songs. Or would one hour each be fairer? Also, which half of the gig would be preferable , for the winner of the toss? All advice welcome, within the boundaries of decency.
26 November 2018
EXXO
Ooh, feeling your pain (and the dog’s). We’re lucky, our mutt has gradually been trained to tolerate up to 9 hours home alone, not often, but when necessary.
Pretty much always 27 or 28 songs. More often 28, so 14 songs would be fair. A case could be made for 13 if Vatican Broadside has not appeared yet, as (i) there may only be 27 songs, (ii) VB is usually after half-way, (iii) one of the later songs will not be a HMHB song.
http://www.halfmanhalfbiscuit.uk/theyre-gonna-be-unveiling-some-new-material/set-lists/
https://www.setlist.fm/stats/average-setlist/half-man-half-biscuit-3d62da7.html?year=2018
26 November 2018
EXXO
Plus of course it’ll be quicker to get out than get in, so maybe 13 songs?
26 November 2018
Cornish biscuit
Thanks Exxo, and for the spreadsheets. I think we’ll go with 14 songs and not count Vatican Broadside or even possibly Renfield’s Afoot as one. The changeover will have to be like a Formula 1 pit-stop, with the whippet brought out of the pub in advance and outside the venue for a quick handover. We had to do something similar at the Roadwater gig in Exmoor a few years back, three songs each at a time with the other waiting in the car park to be tagged. No continuity at all. Hate to miss out on 14 songs but he is a good dog. Thanks again for your help.
26 November 2018
GORDON BURNS
JD Meatyard supporting…
Ok, need to get there early then. Can’t miss that!
27 November 2018
EXXO
True. Was a shame to miss JD in L’pool, but that’s Geoff’s shout really by putting him on b4 Sonnenberg.
@Cornish Biscuit. Doubt you got scanned for explosives on the way in at Roadwater.
(which makes me think about the number of times I’ve arrived at HMHB gigs with large backpacks on me way to or from camping/fishing trips, etc. Bags which at some venues were checked into the cloakroom, and at others just left at the back while I was at the front – I wouldn’t try that at The Ritz, or anywhere these days I suppose).
PS @ Cornish Biscuit – are you really equating Renfield musically with VB? And doesn’t the maths you suggest leave you vulnerable to a 16-12, or even 16-11 result (as both will almost certainly be played as part of a 28 or 27 song set)?
If so, I might choose to bat first if winning the toss.
27 November 2018
dr Desperate
Some of you may have heard that my brother Chris died suddenly last weekend while out cycling in the Trough of Bowland. He came to the Clitheroe gig last year, and was starting to follow the new Biscuiteer route (mild interest, fandom, obsession). He gave me a new Hi-Vis jacket for my birthday last month, which I’ll be wearing as a one-off tribute on Friday.
Spoiler alert: it says something other than ‘King of Hi-Vis’.
27 November 2018
CHARLES EXFORD
Deepest sympathies on your loss John. So sudden and shocking, so young.
I didn’t meet your brother, but my own brother, who as you know is in the same cycling club, tells me how what a wonderful man he was.
All those photos on your FB give a sense that he was amazingly good fun to be around – I wish my brothers liked the same music as me.
All my condolences again. See you Friday mate.
27 November 2018
Chris The Siteowner
Words fail me – that’s such sad news. My condolences to your family.
27 November 2018
Brumbiscuit
I can only echo the sympathy expressed above, John. So sorry to hear of your loss. Wear the hi-vis with pride!
28 November 2018
Brrrrrett
The Britons Protection is my favourite of the pub’s near the Ritz, plus it is by Deansgate Metrolink and there is a beer launch on the Friday! https://www.facebook.com/britonsprotection/
28 November 2018
TAYLO
So sorry for your loss John. Sorry we can’t be there to give you a manly hug but I will be missing my first Manchester gig since 1997 for the same reason….the birth of a daughter (due in less than three weeks but could come sooner).
Hope everybody has a fantastic gig.
28 November 2018
EXXo
That’s quite the coincidence that there’s a Lagunitas brewery event at the B.P., especially if I meet up with Gipton Tony there on Friday – that’s the brewery whose owner (also called Tony) was in the support band at the James McMurtry Brudenell gig that Tony and I discussed early in the ‘other bands’ thread, had kind of sponsored that tour and was giving away decent free beer that evening.
I think shortly after that he sold up to Heineken, who own the brand now.
28 November 2018
Gipton Teenager
Did somebody say ” Free Beer”?
28 November 2018
gipton teenager
@Exxo. Isn’t it a whisky tasting event?
Looks like a nice spot for a pint though. After I’ve been to the Knott and Stephenson the engineer’s Rocket that is.
29 November 2018
BRRRRRETT
…I want Dave and Barbara to refer me to the blackboard
29 November 2018
Catherine McDermott
@ Dr Desperate. Really sorry for your loss. Tend to lurk around here, but was really sad to read your post. Think all of us will be thinking about you and your brother tomorrow. My nephew died suddenly 15 years ago, and I went to a HMHB gig a week or so after his funeral. My family insisted I went, rather than stay at home, and it was a moment of light in a shitty time. Just felt like I was surrounded by good people, really. The silliness of the gig surpassed any philosopher’s prescription for grief; it was remarkable, really, looking back now. Will look out for your brother’s enigmatically inscribed hi-vis … I’m sure I won’t be the only one. Best wishes.
29 November 2018
Ianc
Got a spare ticket. Face value. Can meet before the gig if anyone needs one.
30 November 2018
EXXO
OK, Tony I am vaguely organised now, but alas I’m not arriving Victoria till 6.04, then I’ll be into the wind from the cathedral all the way down Deansgate, navigating by the star at the top of Manchester’s tallest Xmas tree (the Hilton tower) and trying not to get blown into the Wetherspoons. Should be in Briton’s Protection by 6.40 but certainly still hopeful of catching some of Mr. Meatyard’s set too. More time for a pint after the gig though.
30 November 2018
Gipton Teenager
For me a leisurely stroll ( roll? )
Into town , over the hills and far away, facing down the metal monster that is the progenitor of the Trans-Pennine Express and yeah see you in the pub.
30 November 2018
Wilf
I also have a spare ticket for this evening now, if anyone’s looking for one. Heading over to Manchester this avvy so can meet in town or at the venue.
30 November 2018
Transit full of keith
I’ve not met you John, but I’ve seen your hi-vis at every Biscuit gig I’ve been at, and exchanged pleasantries with you on here a few times. Deepest sympathies, and make sure you enjoy the gig.
30 November 2018
dr Desperate
Thanks to everyone for your kind condolences. Tonight we’ll be raising a glass to Chris in the Lass o’ Gowrie from 5, the Salisbury from 6, the Ritz from 7 and the Britons Protection from 10. It’s what he would have wanted.
30 November 2018
dr Desperate
Latest running order update from JD Meatyard:
7.15 JDM
8.30 HMHB
10.30 Apparently not so strict curfew.
30 November 2018
WARDEN HODGES
Not there. Enjoy all.
Those travelling back to Lime St, hope it’s a decent journey home and you all get a seat.
30 November 2018
Aiwacat
Well, f**k my luck. I was already pushed for time, having to catch the train from Piccadilly before 10.30. Now it looks like I might have to miss out on 30 minutes of gig. This is not the live initiation I was looking forward to.
30 November 2018
Neville bourke
Spare ticket for tonight’s gig! 4 lads from Ireland on HMHB pilgrimage – only 3 could travel! Looking forward to catching up with the gang we met in Fred Zepplins in Cork!
30 November 2018
BOBBY SVARC
JD Meatyard is on stage at 7.00pm
30 November 2018
Lev Yashin poster
I need a ticket if anyone still has one going spare.
I’m about to catch a bus into Manchester. I can meet outside the Ritz at about 7 or
wherever is convenient.
Give me a ring on 07864 242333
30 November 2018
Irish Niall
John I’m so sorry for your loss mate. Take care of yourself.
30 November 2018
Cream cheese and chives
@ Cornish Biscuit- who went first half and who second? How will you ever know who had the better end of the deal on such a night? If pushed,I would probably vote to deal with our cats and catch the latter half of the show.Either way , I hope you both enjoyed it and that the dog was alright too.
2 December 2018
Cornish biscuit
Just to say thank you to Exxo, his advice was invaluable and somehow we got it just right, Sandra coming out to tag me halfway through Footprints and taking the whippet from me, so that I was in position inside just in time to hear the end. We worked out afterwards from the set lists on here that we heard exactly the same amout of songs. Cream Cheese & Chives – Sandra went in first and was song counting and clock watching. We were equally happy with the songs we got. She got Renfield’s Afoot and I got Vatican Broadside, which was symmetrically pleasing although they are quite different songs of course. I got the four-song encore (it was wasn’t it?). I wouldn’t recommend the gig-share because half a gig is never enough but it was still a great experience. Naively, being from Cornwall, we thought there’d be loads of dog-friendly pubs near the gig for us to wait in on a Friday night in the big metrop. But there were none, I smuggled the whippet into The Garrett for the first half but when Sandra tagged me at half time she found bouncers outside the pub who wouldn’t allow dogs in after 9pm. So she sat it out on a wet bench outside. The bouncers outside the Ritz were very friendly to me (because of my dog) and it is only now I read on here they were being arseholes. Perhaps we could use my dog as a bouncer decoy in future for anyone who might have trouble getting in. But anyway very glad we went. Trying to work out a better arrangement for the York gig.
3 December 2018