This is part of a continuing story – the first five years’ worth can be found here, the next four years’ worth is here and the most recent three years before this page is here.
Use this page for getting excited about a gig, pleading for spare tickets, arranging a pub meet, getting a lift, and whatever else comes to mind. For any gig.
dr desperate
Ooh, new page!
24 December 2021
stuart taylor
Hopefully going to the Ritz at the end of this month. Tickets haven’t been released yet though.
5 January 2022
Chris The Siteowner
Yep, new album news has been received. Just compiling a page for it as we speak.
“The Voltarol Years”
Release set for 18 February.
6 January 2022
Coops
Released on my Birthday! 2022 is better already.
6 January 2022
LuX inferioR
Mine too! Superb news.
Track listing here:
https://www.propermusic.com/rmqualtroughcd001-the-voltarol-years.html
6 January 2022
Chris The Siteowner
OK, all chat here!
https://halfmanhalfbiscuit.uk/new-half-man-half-biscuit-album-2022/
6 January 2022
THE BASTARD IN THE HAT
Here’s an announcement for any HMHB fans still in Sheffield on Saturday 12 Feb 2022, the day after the Leadmill gig: we are intending to hold a session of acoustic covers. Half Mandolin Half Biscuits rides again! All other details are provisional, but the current plan is: 1pm start, upstairs at Shakespeare’s. (This is a different pub from the previous one, with a bigger upstairs room. Gibraltar Street, S3 8UB. Great beer; no food except some rolls.) I have only sketchy ideas about the lineup, setlist, duration, etc. I wouldn’t expect it to go past 4pm. (The venue is provisional because there’s an improv mimeshow with a prior booking, but that’s for the evening and surely improv doesn’t need rehearsals?) Obviously please stay away if you’re feeling iffy, and please consider an LFT that morning. If you’re planning to attend, it might be helpful to mention it here, so we can see if riot police and seat bookings are needed. If you’d like to give a rendition, then please polish it up and bring it along! I’ll create a Facebook event mentioning Half Mandolin Half Biscuit, and I’ll try to relay any news on this page too. (I hope that’s OK. Thanks, CtSO!) Cheers!
18 January 2022
EXXO
Thanks for the Ed’s-up! I certainly hope to be there. Those of us who were there for an unforgettable afternoon in 2019 would recommend this heartily to anyone who wasn’t. It was so special, in fact, that I insisted on writing about it in absurd detail in comments 10 and 18 in the Leadmill 2019 thread, with comments 21, 24 and 27 showing that I didn’t get all those details right. Anyway if you want to know what it might be like, it was quite like that.
Re-reading it now, I’m reminded to put in a request for Adam Boyle!
19 January 2022
Dr desperate
Times for the Ritz:
Soundcheck 5.30pm
Doors 6.30pm
JD Meatyard 7.15 – 7.45pm
HMHB 8.00pm – end
Curfew 10pm.
20 January 2022
GORDON BURNS
I was wondering/hoping about a repeat of that rather excellent Half Mandolin Half Biscuit session after the Sheffield gig. Count me in.
22 January 2022
CArRiE ANNE
Two more for the Half Mandolin Half Biscuit gig, please.
23 January 2022
Cathal Dorrian
Hi, I bought 5 tickets for the concert at O2 Ritz next Friday (28th Feb) but since buying them, two people have pulled out. Does anyone need a spare? Will sell at face value. Let me know if you are needing one. Many thanks.
23 January 2022
TRANSIT FULL OF keith
*not able to go to Sheffield, shakes fist at cloud*
Would be great if some of the Saturday afternoon action is recorded…
23 January 2022
cream cheese and chives
I am feeling like The Fast Show’s Unlucky Alf. A hernia op mid November left me unavailable for the return dates and now I find that rearranged trips, visits and engagements ALL seem to coincide with live shows. The next one that seems a possible is Cardiff and given my living in Cumbria that seems a tricky one. I have Durham tickets from 2020. Does anyone know if they are they still valid for the April 22 date?
24 January 2022
INJURED BUZZARD
Got an email (via Ticketmaster) from The Ritz stating that Covid passes, etc. would be required for entry on Friday. Although not compulsory from Thursday it seems the venue may still require it. They require a NHS Covid pass (or approved international equivalent) or a valid email conformation of a negative PCR or LFT test result within 48 hours of attending the venue. Face coverings recommended.
It seems from their website that they still have the previous legislation in place but there’s no knowing if they’ll lift them by Friday so best be prepared.
25 January 2022
I C C
Hi I’ve a spare ticket for Ritz Manc if anyone wants it – £15 and it’s yours.
(Email me to be put in touch – CtSO)
26 January 2022
Bad loser
Further to Injured Buzzard #15, The Ritz’ own site says they are no longer required. Screenshot taken incase of arguments.
27 January 2022
EXXO
Kinell the venue seems to have an arrangement with Toutmaster for last minute bookings where you get stung SIX QUID in three different booking fees.
Any spares?
28 January 2022
ICc
I have a spare ticket if anyone needs one , a tener and it’s yours .
Just message me asap I’m setting off soon.
28 January 2022
EXXO
I’m gonna pay cash on door. #Old School.
Will do predic’s on train and post.
#Disorganised
#haven’t read anyone else’s
28 January 2022
Exxo
Sorry we must have posted simultaneously there. Didn’t see your message and wouldn’t want to seem that rude. It’s more important to me to say that than to get a cheaper ticket! Would love the ticket but looks like I won’t be at venue till 5 min before they go on so don’t want to inconvenience you.
28 January 2022
Exxo
@ICC what a pity I missed your post. Probably posted simultaneously. Gonna be getting to gig last minute so won’t mither you trying to make any arrangements
28 January 2022
Exxo
Train late but bonus point for me if my prediction is true that I’ll arrive for 3rd track but not main camera. Crap venues with club bites growly face.
28 January 2022
Steve Jones
Does anyone have a spare ticket for Rock City as it is showing as sold out?
30 January 2022
Dr desperate
5 more for Half Mandolin Half Biscuit please, @The Bastard.
Will an exchange of sordid cash be involved? (Asking for a cheapskate.)
4 February 2022
Tonto’s expanding waist band
Long time no comment! Just happy post-covid re:
(i) new album
(ii) Rock City, Notts… my second ever gig, the first being the one and only time the boys played in Dublin, (afternoon gig, Trinity College, ’87??)…
Honourable mention to the Half Arsed guys and their show in Portobello a couple of years ago!
Let’s get locked!
4 February 2022
dr Desperate
Disastrously, my partner Elizabeth and I have both tested positive for COVID today, so won’t be able to go to the Sheffield gig tomorrow. We’re both feeling OK, though distraught.
I now have two free tickets (available as bar-coded pdf files from See Tickets), so if anybody needs them please post here – CtSO, please could you link up emails if necessary?
10 February 2022
CARRIE ANNE
@Dr Desperate, that’s a shame, take care of each other.
Does anyone know if the Half Mandolin Half Biscuit session is going ahead on Saturday?
10 February 2022
birst
@dr desperate – that’s a real bummer – but if you’ve not had any other takers yet can I take you up on the offer please? I’m a long time HMHB fan but fairly infrequent visitor here, was looking for info on possibly buying tickets on the door. Haven’t bought advance ones this time because a) covid and b) my son has recently become a big fan too (his band that did a cover of Epihpany at their debut gig last year); and is dead keen to see them live. But he isn’t quite as old as he looks! – so I’m a bit worried that he might not get in if he gets id checked– but this would make it worth the drive down on spec. Sorry about the essay, and no worries if I’m too late- cheers!
10 February 2022
dr Desperate
I’ve emailed you the tickets, @Birst. I’m sure you and your son will enjoy it – I believe the children are our future, though a false moustache might help him get in.
Thanks for sorting out the link, @CtSO.
11 February 2022
professor Abelazar woozle
Sadly, I’m tendering my apologies both for the gig and for Half Mandolin Half Biscuit on Saturday – my other half is extremely vulnerable and I’m not convinced levels of plague are low enough yet for me to take the chance – if I get covid and pass it on, it will certainly hospitalise her. Particularly sad to be missing the latter, I’ve added “Terminus” to my repertoire since the last one and have just about worked out the chords for “Rogation Sunday” on cittern. As for Exxo’s request for “Adam Boyle” if I was present you’d be getting it delivered acapella in the style of the late Peter Bellamy…
Hoping to make the Devil’s Arse gig in the summer, and also hoping there might be another acoustic sessions following that?
11 February 2022
birst
That’s brilliant @dr desperate, thank you very much. Hopefully we’ll get in! I owe you a pint or several.
11 February 2022
EXXO
Yeah I’m very much pay-on-the-door meself at the larger venues in this current climate. Really unlucky Doc, gutted for you.
11 February 2022
dr Desperate
Thanks all for the commiserations. Ironic, isn’t it, that if we were two weeks further down the line we could have rocked up at the gig coughing and sneezing and they couldn’t have touched us for it.
@Birst – I’ve resent those tickets. Apologies, my email was playing silly buggers earlier this morning.
11 February 2022
THE BASTARD IN THE HAT
Commiserations, @Dr Desperate.
@Carrie Anne: yes, Half Mandolin Half Biscuit is poised for action tomorrow (1pm start, upstairs at Shakespeares — different venue from last time). We’re unfortunately missing some performers for various reasons, but we have plenty of material. (@Prof Woozle: sorry to miss you, but I understand. Anything in the style of Peter Bellamy gets my vote. We’ll give some thought to the arse end of the Devil’s Arse.) There are no tickets, and we’re hoping not to approach full capacity. There will be a collection for charity (AND A RAFFLE, because this is folk music), so please bring some cash.
11 February 2022
Phyllis Triggs
What rotten luck, John. But it does sound like your tickets have been donated to a very worthy cause. Epiphany indeed! Everyone else, have a great time tonight and tomorrow afternoon. I would have loved to have gone to the afternoon session but unfortunately can’t make it. Fingers crossed for a similar event after the Devil’s Arse gig.
11 February 2022
THE BASTARD IN THE HAT
I have a friend’s ticket to sell for the Leadmill tonight. Face value is £24.20 (ignoring booking fee and transaction fee). I’m going to the gig, and I’ll be in the Rutland Arms before it — I’ll be the one in the Burberry fez. Any takers?
11 February 2022
THE BASTARD IN THE HAT
Oops, no, sorry: face value is £22.
11 February 2022
EXXO
I’ll try and help you out with that Ed, if you can stay in the Rutland till about 7.45? My train from Leeds gets in 7.36 and I was gonna pay £22 on the door.
Then again my train to Manchester was delayed for the last gig so I don’t want to keep you waiting if you want to see the support. I don’t really do supports or venue beer meself so I’m aiming for two pints in the Rutland.
11 February 2022
EXXO
Am I right in thinking that the walk round from Rutland to venue is further than it looks? My attempt to ‘streetview’ the alleys and snickelwiggles just ended me up in the Radio Sheffield studios where someone draped in nationalist regalia was waiting to rant.
11 February 2022
THE BASTARD IN THE HAT
@Exxo — This is sounding good, but I haven’t seen any mention of a support act, and there’s the salutary example of Lincoln 2016. I’d prefer to be in fairly early doors even though it guarantees rubbish beer. If your train gets in at 7.36, could we meet shortly after that outside the Leadmill (which is sort of on the way to the Rutland)? If your train is late, please tell me here and we’ll improvise.
11 February 2022
THE BASTARD IN THE HAT
From Rutland Arms (S1 2BS) to Leadmill (S1 4SE): leave pub by main door, turn left, cross the road, and turn right down the first alley you find: it’s Grinders Hill, steeply descending, handrail. At the bottom of that, dodge round the building in front of you with a left-then-right; you can guess the rest. Google’s 4mins is believable.
11 February 2022
Andy For the hills
Latest from the Leadmill says doors open 7:30, Danny Lowe 7:45, the band at 8:30.
https://twitter.com/Leadmill/status/1492208441124872199
11 February 2022
EXXO
Not going to make it back to Sheffield for the session today, so please report in detail, with as much recording as permitted.
Mrs. Exford was ill for two weeks, finally felt well enough to go in goal for the team she coaches on Thursday night, turned out to be a proper match and she’s got delayed concussion so not fair of me to go off gigging for a third day in a row.
I was telling two HMHB fans in the Rutland after the gig about the session today and they really, really thought I was on the wind-up till I made them look it up on Facebake. Think they still thought it was a fake event. Have a good one.
12 February 2022
Cream CHEESE AND chives
I have two tickets for the Durham gig from pre Covid.(June 2020) If these are still valid for the April gig, they are free to a good home as I am in Ullapool for the re arranged date. If anyone knows if they are valid and wants them please post here.
3 March 2022
Terry Orange Ball
@CC&C I’ll gladly take your Durham tickets off your hands if they’re still available?!
3 March 2022
EXXO
Yeah go’ ead Cheesy I’ll have em. Will gladly pay.
3 March 2022
cream cheese and chives
@Exxo No need to pay. They’re like war bonds to me now. The attractions of Ullapool, Lochinver and Achmelvich will more than suffice. Have you checked that they’re still valid? I’m hoping to get to Rock City but if not I wonder if CTSO could furnish me with an address,please.
3 March 2022
EXXO
Very generous, whether or not they are still valid. I’ll give the venue a bell tomorrow.
3 March 2022
EXXO
Which leads me to notice that the spiel about the band on the Gala website is the same old Gig Cartel yawnfest but the little collage is refreshing
https://galadurham.co.uk/galapost/half-man-half-biscuit/
3 March 2022
Parsfan
They’re still valid. From an email at the end of 2020:
Dear customer,
I am writing to inform you of a change to your booking.
The company of Half Man Half Biscuit have contacted our programming manager to inform us of a date change, this means that the performance has been rescheduled to Fri 29 April 2022.
Your tickets for the original performance remain valid and if you still wish to attend you do not need to do anything further. If you would prefer a refund, please contact us via this email address BoxOffice@durham.gov.uk and we will organise this for you.
3 March 2022
Matt
Got two tickets available for Rock City as I can no longer make it 🙁
Face value (£22)
Anyone interested?
8 March 2022
knockedonthebonce
Is it an earlyish finish next friday? no point in getting digs if I can get the train back
17 March 2022
INJURED BUZZARD
@KNOCKEDONTHEBONCE My ticket states 6.30 doors which usually indicates a 10pm finish but that was on the original 2020 version, might have changed. 15-20 min walk to station so should be ok depending on where you’re heading. Would check with the venue to be sure tho.
18 March 2022
knockedonthebonce
@INJURED BUZZARD thanks , train to chesterfield it is then.
18 March 2022
dr Desperate
You should make the 22:15, @KoTB: according to the Rock City Notts website there’s a ‘Get Lucky’ club night starting at 10pm in the same room as HMHB (afternoon drinkers should bear early doors in mind).
On the plus side, the site does describe the band as “Synth-Infused Trio from Usk”.
19 March 2022
EXXO
That’s it! Thankyou. I can get the other 22.15 and walk across between the two Newark stations. Why such options don’t appear in ticket searches is a mystery. Sometimes early kick offs are not so bad.
19 March 2022
clown in a yaris
What are the best meeting pubs for Notts. Damn sure someone out there knows the low down. Also have a spare ticket if anyone needs.
20 March 2022
dr Desperate
The Bell Inn on Angel Row is handy, 5 minutes walk from the venue. (Don’t forget it’s early doors, support The Crapsons probably on stage at 7.)
20 March 2022
clown in a yaris
The Bell Inn sounds as good as anywhere, Hope to see some of you there Friday afternoon/evening. Thank you Doctor.
20 March 2022
Exxo
Hi Clown. I after a spare but im at the mercy of trains and cutting it fine anyway so can’t meet anyone who’s on the same piece of paper unfortunately.
(I’ a sardine on a delayed train as I type this in fact)
20 March 2022
Exxo
Soz CiaY reading your offer of a spare while squashed on a train in the pennines made me forget next Friday wasn’t sold out. But I will help anyone out who has a single that they can forward me.
20 March 2022
FERENCVáROS FAN
Pubs in Nottingham is one of the few subjects that I feel qualified to comment on, so, for those of you with time on your hands on Friday, read on. Most of my previous visits to the city have been to see my team lose, and occasionally draw, against the Tricky Trees. My last couple of trips have started with a pint in Beerheadz by the station, and I expect that Friday will be no exception. It’s an excellent little micropub, and I can thoroughly recommend it. The Vat and Fiddle, just a couple of minutes away from the station is also good. Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem is about 10 minutes from the station. It’s one of the oldest pubs in the country, and should be on every beer drinker’s bucket list. Moving on, the Barley Twist on Carrington Street and the Barrel Drop at the top of Hurt’s Yard are also very good. My own drinking plans have been thrown into disarray by domestic circs, but I am still hoping to get at least a couple of these pubs visited, as well as the Bell Inn, before the gig. Cheers for now.
21 March 2022
GORDON BURNS
Pubs in Nottingham…
I wonder if Hole In The Wall has changed much since the early 1990s. Might need to visit it, if only for the nostalgia.
23 March 2022
Chris The Siteowner
Let’s not do nostalgia trips, or I’ll be re-living Nottingham 1982 and doing Yates Wine Lodge followed by Zhivago’s.
23 March 2022
mister tubbs
If anyone wants a ticket for friday, I can no longer make it, and have one of those “print at home” tickets, and can email the ticket attachment if anyone needs one
23 March 2022
GLT
Hello, Mister Tubbs. Is your spare ticket still up for grabs? I can relieve you of it if so? Cheers.
23 March 2022
mister tubbs
@GLT – I’ve just forwarded the ticket by email. Let us know if you don’t get it, or can’t open it.
23 March 2022
clown in a yaris
Gotta feeling Nottingham gig is going to be a bit special. If you see a moron knocking around in an Evil Gazebo t-shirt it’ll be me. Please come say hello.
23 March 2022
clown in a yaris
Its my first HMHB gig since SWX Bristol. Seems like an age ago.
23 March 2022
CARRIE ANNE
@CtSO, if you tried I’m sorry to say you’d be visiting a branch of Vision Express and a Slug & Lettuce outlet now.
23 March 2022
Chris The Siteowner
Stop, you’re killing me.
23 March 2022
Mr Ed
My suggestions for Friday, finally a gig in my home town.
Food
Pizza Pizzamisu. Superb but I recommend booking
Chinese Shanghai Shanghai Authentic chinese
Pub food Faradays Decent pub food
Craft beer
Junkyard, expensive but very good, some nibbles as well
Neon Raptor, local brewery with guest beer
Partizan Tavern, small craft beer bar
Barley Twist, small selection of good craft beer near the station
Pubs
King William, local boozer with a few craft beers
Six Barrels, nice pub in the centre with decent choice
Cured, decent bar with bar food near the station
Other
Broadway, small cinema with bar and reasonable food.
23 March 2022
Chris The Siteowner
Ooh, good recommendations, thanks Mr Ed! Some of these have been discussed offline, so the verdict from me and Dr D (among others) is to meet mid-afternoon at the Six Barrel Drafthouse in Carlton Street. Anyone with no better arrangements is welcome to join us. We’ll also be doing the pizza place, but you’ll probably all have your own food preferences, if any.
23 March 2022
Brumbiscuit
It’s a fair way off, but I’ve finally managed to find and book a campsite near the Devil’s Arse in August. Pindale Farm, a 20-minute walk, apparently, although it may be a little longer going back.
23 March 2022
EXXO
Sounds idyllic Andy and I hope to see you there. Fantastic venue, perfect village for pubs, mesmerising countryside. Let’s just hope for better weather than last time.
23 March 2022
professor Abelazar woozle
Pindale Farm’s a decent campsite , with a bunk barn in a restored lead mine engine house! Twenty minutes sounds about right for walking to/from Castleton and it’s mostly on the level – just take a torch forthe walk back.
23 March 2022
dr desperate
For those planning to check out the Six Barrel Drafthouse, be aware that there’s another place of the same name half a mile away. We’ll be at the one around the corner from Rough Trade, not the one nearer the venue.
(There are also Six Barrels in Southampton and North Shields – definitely don’t set your satnav for those.)
23 March 2022
Steve Jones
Anyone need a lift to Rock City on Friday? I am heading up from East Northants on Friday afternoon.
23 March 2022
GORDON BURNS
Six Barrel Drafthouse locked and loaded. And pizza, if I get there in time.
24 March 2022
Mr ed
For anybody who hasn’t been to Nottingham before, Ye Olde Trip To Jerusalem is worth a look. A proper interesting pub with tons of history.
24 March 2022
awkward sean
For anyone going to the Nottingham gig, I hugely advise getting there in plenty time for the support. Crapsons are brilliant fun and one of the best support acts I’ve ever seen.
24 March 2022
Flintlock
As a result of a a half drunken whim the other night , I’m just about to head to Nottingham. My first HMHB gig was in 1986, and this will be my first one that’s not in Glasgow. Hopefully see a few of you there – I’ll be wearing my Roof of the Barbican badge.
25 March 2022
EXXO
Yes! I’ve just passed the proverbial late fitness test (in the shape of an uphill cycle to work and the ability to stand up/walk afterwards). My knee-knack has been getting progressively worse all week ever since an unwise move at Karl’s gig last Sunday, but should be OK for a few miles tonight. If you see me take one or two notes, Roger-style, it’s cos I might not be too committed to the fray and I’ll need some way of passing the time all night at Newark Northgate if I’m too slow on the hobble across from the other Newark station!
25 March 2022
Bad loser
This is my first visit to Rock City for approximately 20 years when I saw Florida’s finest ska-punk band: Less Than Jake.
25 March 2022
EXXO
My last since whenever they last played there. Just bought an e-ticket from the venue BTW, in case anyone noticed my mention above from last Sunday that I would take a spare.
25 March 2022
woodnoggin
Last time I was at Rock City was in 2007 for Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy (Palace Brothers, that kind of thing). The time before that was in 2002 for The Libertines (and that’s a bad tattoo) – not out of choice, mind you. It’ll be nice to join the dots of those two gigs together with HMHB tonight.
25 March 2022
Clown in a yaris
Exxo glad your fixed up. My spare went very quick.
25 March 2022
Berk
Hi everyone, I can’t go tonight, so there’s an e-ticket spare available if anyone wants it
25 March 2022
Exxo
@Cream C&C
Cricket nets at the CC called off last minute tonight due to icy downpours, but at least it meant I came to my own house for first time in weeks. Found the tix waiting for me. Wow my first hard tickets in actual ticket format for around a decade I reckon. Thank you so much (and to CtSO for your help as ever. Always appreciated)
7 April 2022
Cream CHEESE AND chives
@Exxo Enjoy. Nice deliveries through the post are still one of life’s great things. Just today I took delivery of a pair of plain red football socks. No stripes or brand names, fancy weaves or motifs. Just plain red .
7 April 2022
EXXO
Haha, I could have returned the favour by sending you any number of pairs of plain red football socks from a whole team kit I have in the attic, disused from my days helping run a team in the ‘North West Supporters’ League.’
7 April 2022
transit full of keith
“Synth-infused trio from Usk”.
https://www.ents24.com/uk/tour-dates/half-man-half-biscuit
21 April 2022
dr Desperate
If anyone hasn’t got to leave old Durham town after next Friday’s gig, the Northern Kin festival is taking place there over the weekend. I can’t believe Focus are playing on the Saturday, and Sad Café on the Sunday.
(We’ll probably have to swerve the ELP tribute band ‘Carl Palmer’s ELP Legacy’ on the Friday.)
https://www.northernkinfestival.co.uk/line-up/
21 April 2022
Paul Hutley
I’ll be travelling to my home town of Durham next Friday from Small Dole (Little Benefit), West Sussex to attend this long awaited gig with my brother. He has inside information from the Gala Theatre, Durham City and here’s his message to me (grammar and punctuation much improved):
“I mentioned I was going to a gig a week on Friday and before I could finish my sentence they all said at the same time..HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT! Apparently the biggest attendance at Gala ever..1000 sell out … all floor seating taken out … temporary bottle bars brought in, the LOT! And wait for it … and I quote ‘We’ve had to bring Showsec in!’. Well I nearly pissed me pants!”
See you there. I’ll be the one in a triple A lanyard.
Really wont.
22 April 2022
EXXO
Nice one Paul. Shame about Showsec but at least we know they realise it’s a standing gig! Funnily enough my next gig after Durham, well the next one I’ve got booked anyway, will be two miles from Small Dole – Attila the Stockbroker’s wonderful little ‘Glastonwick’ festival at Coombes farm, across the Adur from the old cement works.
23 April 2022
GORDON BURNS
That’s Quite a trek Paul. I should know, I’m starting slightly further away, from Sompting. Trying to plot a course that avoids the M25 and M1.
24 April 2022
Paul hutley
I can walk to Glastonwick from my place EXXO, and did so when the Lovely Eggs played it a few years back. Attila declared on stage that he had tried to get Nigel to have the band headline but he had declined cos he had a walking weekend planned. Naturally! He said he would keep trying. I later passed him coming out of the pisser and encouraged him in his quest. One day I pray it will come to pass.
Gordon, I’ll be checking the pressure on my tyres and burning a country compilation.
24 April 2022
dr Desperate
The last time we saw this Friday’s support band West Wickhams, in Frome, I pointed out that their Facebook page stated that they came from the Isle of Sicily, rather than the Isle of Scilly, Tresco. It’s now been corrected.
In view of the news item below, they might appreciate people using cash to buy their merch from now on.
https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/last-bank-shuts-isles-scilly-6990340
24 April 2022
EXXO
@Paul H. I’ve had that same conversation with Attila on a number of occasions since my first Glastonwick in 2009 – I even talked to him about it on Worthing pier one time – but I have also discussed such possibilities with Mr. Blackwell himself and I can’t see it happening.
At one previous festival there, by the way, I got up early and walked right along the Adur up to around Ashurst, and have also done much of the South Downs Way when my folks lived in Findon Valley (but not walked it “as a family”), so I know your part of the world quite well.
@Pars fan. For the first time since the re-start I am getting to the gig with a few hours to spare. Fancy a couple of pints?
@Dr. D – relying on you to make stage time enquiries. But all your talk of pizza recently – including in the media – has made me start to think along those lines. I’m looking at Coviello, which would suit my possible route towards the gig from Ye Old Elm Tree and The Holy Grale.
24 April 2022
ROnnie hotdogs
Just to let people know that the Durham gig isn’t yet sold out. There are about 25 seats left and standing tickets are also still on sale.
24 April 2022
CARRIE ANNE
@Dr D. Where does it say that the West Wickhams are the support act on Friday? Their (corrected) Facebook page seems to suggest not (next gig 30th April supporting Buzzcocks in Huddersfield?). Durham was mentioned by them at the at the Shrewsbury gig, but maybe their plans have now changed.
24 April 2022
Paul Hutley
@EXXO, I’ve cycled the SDW twice. On Shimano.
24 April 2022
dr Desperate
@C A You’re right, there’s no mention there of them playing Durham – I was going by what they said at Shrewsbury. Shame the Gala couldn’t get Mark Steel to postpone his show for one night and act as support on Friday. Perhaps Jitsu_G could ask WW what happened when he goes to the Buzzcocks gig at Parish the following night.
@Exxo Slightly put off your second pub suggestion by their orthography: The Holy GrAle.
25 April 2022
BIRST
I just tried to book standing tickets for Durham, but there’s only 1 left. Bugger! Serves me right for leaving it too late I suppose, but I needed two, don’t want to go on my own. So if anyone just needs the 1 – get in there quickly!
25 April 2022
parsfan
@exxo yep, sure.
The train I’m intending to board should pull in about 5. I plan to pick up my ticket on the way to the hotel and will be straight out from there.
It’s all quite close, but I thought that about Shrewsbury and got lost on both my way from and back to the station.
25 April 2022
Nigel
If you need a stalls ticket, I’ve managed to book a stalls and a circle, so the stalls is available – I can email or meet on Friday
25 April 2022
EXXO
Nice one. Which hotel? And do you fancy a pizza?
25 April 2022
BIRST
@Nigel was that offer of stalls ticket for me? If so, thanks – and shame I didn’t see it a bit sooner! I found out there were still a few available via See Tickets and bought 2 from there, so I’m sorted now. Sorry about that, and thanks again.
25 April 2022
Nigel
No problem. I see on the ticket that they offer refunds if I call them before Wednesday. Or I could keep both and go upstairs once I’ve got tired in the stalls 😆
25 April 2022
TRANSIT FULL OF keith
My climbing club’s doing a trip to the Wye Valley limestone (Symonds Yat) in mid-May. So what better excuse to invest in a Cardiff ticket for the Friday, and kill two birds with one stone… Bliss (but I guess chances of hearing Mod Diff live remain low).
25 April 2022
Parsfan
@exxo
Can’t remember, not one of the usual chains, but I think I have to cross the river again.
Pizza, yes, it will be Friday night after all.
I might be a bit preoccupied from about 7:45 onwards. If they play Mathematically Safe sometime after 9:20 it could be very appropriate or a further kick in the teeth.
25 April 2022
dr Desperate
Just had a reply from the Gala Theatre: stage times on Friday West Wickhams (for it is they) 7.30 – 8, HMHB 8.30 – end.
26 April 2022
dr Desperate
Doors 6.30 (but seen them loads of times.)
26 April 2022
EXXO
Thanks John – the last train south is 22.59, so veritably perfect timing.
Mrs. Exford has confirmed that she is unable to join me, so the one of the spares that Cumbrian Cream Cheese & Chives gave me most generously for free, is available to another good home, obviously again for free.
26 April 2022
EXXO
I won’t be there for the support act, but someone should figure out a couple of heckles to figure out whether they really are from Tresco, or whether it’s Rhosesmor/Usk-style obfuscation (and thereby the only thing they have in common with HMHB). I mean it wasn’t just “Sicily.” It was and still is “The Isle [singular] of …”
26 April 2022
dr Desperate
I believe they’ve relocated to Richmond-on-Thames now, where access to banks is less of a problem. (Insert your own Rutles gag here.)
26 April 2022
CARRIE ANNE
Thanks @Dr.
To be fair to the WWs, their social media presence is likely to be in the hands of the female of the pairing, originally a Sydneysider. I think he’s the Scillonian.
26 April 2022
Bad loser
With almost tragic timing, I have hurt my back bending down to pick up a cup of tea. There might have been a shred of dignity if I had done it bending down to floor level for something instead of to a bedside unit.
I will still make the gig but after a 3 hiur drive I’m not sure I’ll straighten up quickly enough to see the sites of Durham.
How quickly does Voltarol take effect?
27 April 2022
Mr Ed
It seemed to take about 5 years to arrive, not sure about taking effect. Hope it clears up quickly. Sounds like early onset middle age.
27 April 2022
clown in a yaris
Any suggestions for venues for pre gig drinkies in Durham. I’ve never been there before.
27 April 2022
EXXO
It’s not a legendary ale town. Your best venue for meeting fellow Biscuiteers will undoubtedly be the nasty modern ‘Spoons opposite the venue. But if it’s your first time in Durham and you have a regard for history, I’d just make sure you see the world heritage old town and drink wherever you pass. Because of the cathedral and castle on the hill in the loop of the River Wear, and the fact that it’s one of the great cities to arrive at by railway (again because of the hill), it almost squeezes into my personal top 5 medieval English cities with the likes of York, Lincoln, Shrewsbury, Norwich, Canterbury, etc. Not that there’s much medieval left beyond the cathedral, but you can certainly feel where it was.
For nostalgic personal reasons and liking to support decent small indie alehouses, I know my most of my precise route after I arrive. From station to Ye Old Elm Tree, The Holy Grale, quick stroll by Wear, Durham Light Infantry chapel in the cathedral if time, Coviello for pizza where I hope to meet others, then see if there’s time for somewhere else.
27 April 2022
EXXO
*Yes I know Shrewsbury isn’t a city.
27 April 2022
FERENCVáROS FAN
Re pre-gig venues, although it’s been a few years since I was in old Durham town, I’m confident that the Shakespeare on Saddler Street won’t have changed. In fact it looks and feels like it hasn’t changed since Shakespeare was alive. I would thoroughly recommend that you check it out if you have time.
28 April 2022
Tim
Short notice, sorry, but as I can’t now get to the Durham show there is a Circle reserved seating ticket going free if anyone still wondering about going but not yet got a ticket. It’s in PDF format so no worries about not getting it in time as I can email it to you. You can show it on your phone to get in, no need even to print it off.
(Email me if interested – CtSO)
28 April 2022
EXXO
My spare standing one is also still available, also free to a good home.
28 April 2022
EXXO
@FF – it does look pleasant enough but also looks devoid of interesting beer. Like so many these days playing safe and think they can list Hobgoblin as an authentic ‘guest ale.’
28 April 2022
ceepeebee
hello – long time lurker, incredibly rare poster here – my usual biscuit accomplice has just succumbed to the dread lurgy and so we have a spare seated ticket available too (that I got on a whim yesterday after seeing the article and looking at train times back to York)
Did seem like there were a lot more southerly trains after the gig than there are today – it’s 1059 or bust now.
28 April 2022
FERENCVáROS FAN
@Exxo – I’m not at the gig tomorrow. Am in the practice of taking in a few bars pre-gig, and hoping to goodness that I don’t peak too early. If I were there tomorrow I would definitely take in the Shakespeare for old times’ sake. If they only offered me Hobgoblin beer and lager I would indeed be disappointed, but if you are looking for ambience and atmosphere it’s really one for the collector. Once again, I can’t speak for the beer, but if you want a pub with a historical claim to fame, the Market Tavern on the square is where the famous Durham Miners’ Association was formed. That would also make the list. I best get me coat, cos the more I type, the more I feel I’m missing out. Enjoy the gig, all who are going.
28 April 2022
Clown in a yaris
Am in Durham now after a monster drive from Kent. Have done a quick recce and the Shakespeare or Market taverns are the ones. Hope to see some Biscuiteers there tomorrow.
28 April 2022
birst
When I was last in Durham, the Victoria Inn was the favourite of the hostelries I visited. No way jukebox. That’s where the wife & son & I will be pre-gig, unless they won’t allow under-18s in. @DR DESPERATE – I owe you a pint or three for your generosity with the Leadmill tickets, see you tomorrow p’raps?
28 April 2022
Man of Varying sorrow
Medium time lurker, first time poster here! Tomorrow will be my second HMHB gig after I was gifted some tickets for Christmas. I’m going with a few of my mates who are ‘outsiders’ in the hope that I can convert them… I probably won’t bump into any of you before the show as I have some commitments during the afternoon and early evening but I’m thoroughly looking forward to my first live music since lockdown! My Joy Division Oven Gloves are finally going to get their first run out roughly 2 years after I first acquired them as well. I hope all those travelling manage to experience some of what Durham has to offer whilst you’re here too! Roll on tomorrow!
28 April 2022
awkward sean
I notice on the “what’s on” page for the theatre that the band are described as a “Synth-infused trio from Usk”.
So if you spot any disappointed looking fans of Welsh 80s alt-punk electro music at the gig you’ll know why.
28 April 2022
Telly savalas
@Dr Desperate
“Theatre: stage times on Friday West Wickhams (for it is they) 7.30 – 8, HMHB 8.30 – end”
Just to clarify, that’s HMHB on at 8:30? Only I just saw someone suggest 8 on the FBook group, and I’m going to struggle to get there before 8:15vl at the earliest..
28 April 2022
dr Desperate
@Ol’ Television : Those are the times I got from the Gala following a query on their FB page. You should be OK with 8.15.
@Birst: I’ll probably be in the Market Tavern and/or Shakespeare during the afternoon, or at the gig. See Guardian for ID photo (though possibly not leaping in the air as much, you never know).
28 April 2022
birst
@Dr Desperate – I sent you an email earlier with a link to identify me & the boy – check spam folder just in case – or search for Indignation Meeting on Youtube & look out for the singing drummer!
28 April 2022
Keith
For anyone arriving at Durham by train, there’s a lovely little bar now located on the Northbound platform – The Waiting Rooms. Plenty of covered outside space and usually 3 or 4 good cask beers on offer together with some decent keg options. Also, at the bottom of the hill, at the entrance to the station from the main road, is another cracking micropub The Station House. Always a great selection of quality beers here and well worth a visit. Hope everyone enjoys the Durham gig and experience
29 April 2022
Ceepeebee
How long are we saying for the walk back to the station from the Gala? Given the limitations of an out of shape fat bloke…
29 April 2022
Keith
Ceepeebee, I would allow a good 20 mins as the final approach to the station on foot is all uphill.
29 April 2022
Ceepeebee
Cheers Keith, thought that might be the case. For once I’ll be hoping for a tight, compact-ish set
29 April 2022
Benw
Am I going to see the right band tonight? The Gala home page has them down as a “synth infused trio from Usk”!?!?
https://galadurham.co.uk/galapost/half-man-half-biscuit/
29 April 2022
woodnoggin
At the moment, all their gigs have had them billed as a synth infused trio from Usk. See this listing for Nottingham: https://www.rock-city.co.uk/gigs/half-man-half-biscuit/ or this one for all their upcoming dates: https://www.ents24.com/uk/tour-dates/half-man-half-biscuit
I’m still waiting for the synth to appear. Maybe then they could play Stiperstones.
29 April 2022
Exxo
A couple of months back I whinged on here that the billing blurb for one gig was “the same old Gig Cartel yawnfest.” It changed soon after that and I hope it’s not my fault. The current description recalls “brass-tinged, Tarkovsy-influenced quintet from Rhosesmor” that Nigel was regularly billing them as a few years back.
29 April 2022
Exxo
@ceepeebee. Can pretty much guarantee they’ll be aiming to play 8.30 to 10.25pm. Perfect timing for the 22.59 train which I’ll be taking back to Leeds and which I hope will be more enjoyable than my current National Express to Newcastle via Middlesbrough where l’enfer is very much les autres. Got stag do banter in front of me, a loud two-hour phonecall about her miserable life behind me, and someone whistling loudly. with headphones on in the adjacent seat.
29 April 2022
ceepeebee
Thanks Exxo – it’s weird, I usually take no notice whatsoever of timings other than – “where’s open afterwards?” The prospect of an expensive taxi or a loooong wait really sharpens the mind.
29 April 2022
Exxo
The ale selection at the Holy Grale cannot be too highly praised and it really is just a few yards up the hill from silver street and the old bridge. Ye old elm tree opposite is a fine pub too with a fab suntrap at the back
29 April 2022
Ceepeebee
Seeing as my train has been delayed by 20 minutes – it’s pre-match beer in the York Tap for me
29 April 2022
GORDON BURNS
Friday’s times, as supplied by JD:
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=8178729838868363&set=a.121870394554388
Doors: 7:00
JDM: 7:30-8:10
HMHB: 8:30-10:15
10 May 2022
dr Desperate
Word has come from Uncle John Meatyard about stage times for Friday:
Doors 7
JDM 7.30 – 8.10
HMHB 8.30 – 10.15
Curfew 11
Any thoughts on pubs? The Goat Major attended pre-gig last time seems to be permanently closed, and the change of venue makes The Borough a bit of a trek for post-.
10 May 2022
a MIDDLE AGED HUW
The Goat Major is still open though it’s gone back to a former name The Blue Bell. Not many pubs around the SU, only The Woodville or Pen & Wig. You could could walk further up Cathays Terrace to The Flora and The Mackintosh. Then there’s The Heath on Whitchurch Road and The Crwys and Royal George on Crwys Road. Otherwise it’s the pubs in town and a walk out.
Alternatively, there is the very Biscuit-y cafe-bar I Want To Ride My Bike on Park Place.
10 May 2022
transit full of keith
The stars seem to have aligned on a gig Friday in Cardiff and a climbing trip for the rest of the weekend at Symonds Yat in the Wye Valley, about an hour away. Having to drive to a campsite post-gig means it’s going to be a beerless one: the perfect antidote to that would be to finally hear Mod Diff V Diff live; but that’s never going to happen, is it, not even if I attend with a harness, helmet, full rack of gear, alpine coiled rope and shout for it very loudly?
10 May 2022
dr Desperate
We’ll join in on that, @Keith (except for the harness, helmet, gear and rope).
10 May 2022
Injured buzzard
The Pen & Wig looks best for post-gig drinks being en route back towards the city, open ‘till 1am and seems to have a selection of ales. I’m staying at the Zip which will require a taxi from wherever but probably the most convenient for anyone staying in the centre.
10 May 2022
TRANSIT FULL OF keith
@DrD, I guess Showsec (you’d know) might object to a load of ironmongery hanging from my belt. I’ll just settle for the Colin Kirkus T-shirt. And perhaps a small no.1 nut to wave, if they actually play it.
11 May 2022
transit full of keith
(Just had a mental image of trying to explain a chalk bag to gig security as well. Let’s Not).
11 May 2022
Ferencváros fan
@Keith – unlike you, the planets are not aligned. Currently having a fantastic time on a walking holiday in the Brecon Beacons. People here are lovely, and very tolerant of my bar room spiel. Some know a lot more about HMHB than they did a couple of days ago. Also, like NB10, I’m late in coming to appreciate Datblygu, so in true neophyte style I’ve been banging on to the locals about them too. Surprised that I’ve yet to meet anyone who knows the band’s material, but it’s not all been one-way traffic, as I now know that the English for Datblygu is ‘development’ or ‘progression.’ Anyway, going back on topic, whilst I’m currently staying only 30 mls or so from Cardiff, on Friday lunchtime I head back to the West Mids. Timing eh? Enjoy the gig, all who are going.
11 May 2022
ALICE van der meer
Hopefully you’ve got Fan-y-big in, and looked down on Three Cocks!
11 May 2022
Ferencváros fan
Four waterfalls today, easy 10 ml walk along the canal today (big shout out for Royal Oak Pencelli), Pen y Fan planned for tomorrow. Love. It. Here.
11 May 2022
Ferencváros fan
Waterfalls yesterday sorry.
11 May 2022
Adam Pearce
Hi all
Does anybody know the running order for Friday at Cardiff?
(See above – CtSO)
11 May 2022
Alice van der meer
Crispy Ambulance going on first, so…
11 May 2022
Charlieboy
Well You Can Thank Your Lucky Stars, Dean Friedman is also playing in Cardiff tonight!
13 May 2022
dr Desperate
Bit of a dash to get onstage in time for the encores, even with a tailwind – it’s 7 miles from the Acapela Studios to the Great Hall. Perhaps they’ll offer a helicopter.
13 May 2022
Hendrix-tattoo
Just arrived in the Pen and Wig and enjoying a nice pint of Aderyn Glas…
13 May 2022
Chris The Siteowner
Be with you soon!
13 May 2022
EXXO
If we all chip in for the taxi, one of you should leg it up to Deano’s soundcheck and ask him if he does web design masterclasses as well.
https://www.deanfriedman.com/order/order_mchdse_pandemonium_video-01.html
13 May 2022
Professor Abelazar Woozle
Hope we don’t get anything like this happening for the HMHB gig at the Devil’s Arse…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-61511494
20 May 2022
Professor Abelazar Woozle
Reading further, there’s a PBR in there – seems like the rescued man was following his satnav and walked over the edge of the gorge. One wonders whether it was telling him he should have got the bus, and there are lava outcrops in the rock round there, though admittedly they haven’t moved much in tens of millions of years!
20 May 2022
TRANSIT FULL OF keith
Perfect excuse for an impromptu rendition of Mod Diff V Diff though. Not that excuses are needed.
20 May 2022
EXXO
Wow. Plenty PBRs indeed: “You may have to rescue me from limestone caverns frequently,” “Mod Diff. V Diff. Hard. Severe, won’t you winch me out of here?” etc. Thanks for posting. I was up exploring near that point before the gig last time – I remember bumping into Neil and telling him I was intending to camp wild about 200 vertical feet above the stage, though I didn’t in the end. So I can see how that could happen for someone following Satnav and not looking at contours. In fact even O/S is dangerous at vertical points like that one, because the contours don’t tell half the story, and the vertical edges are heavily wooded, with the trees making some bits more crumbly. Maps and Satnavs should have danger warnings at those points like they do for firing ranges.
20 May 2022
EXXO
3 postings of the same content, simultaneously with people I know, on 3 different forums about 3 different subjects this morning.
20 May 2022
CARRIE ANNE
Blimey, the statement from the venue doesn’t pull any punches…
”David from London decided to trespass over two barbed wire fences. Having gained access to the very top of Peak Cavern gorge he slipped. He sent rocks cascading into the entrance of the cavern. His life was saved by two
things. A small Sycamore tree rooted into fractured limestone and @edalemountainrescue His sheer stupidity nearly cost him his life. Not only did he endanger the lives of 580 concert goers, he
endangered Peak Cavern staff and his brave rescuers.
His idiotic selfish actions resulted in the concert having to be cancelled and the cavern evacuated. If you are reading this David from London I hope your
conscience tells you to get in touch with us and make amends for your sheer stupidity.”
20 May 2022
EXXO
I wonder what they want him to do to make amends? Paint signs on every tree? Do a public information film? Sign them the film rights? Be a witness for them as they try to sue the Satnav company? It’s a tricky balance to keep their licence I suppose. They can’t really write “if you pass this point, as well as quite probably plunging to your death, you may cause a rock fall endangering people visiting the cavern 200 feet below.”
20 May 2022
dr Desperate
Shame he didn’t read Exxo’s prescient warning on the Devil’s Arse gig review page in 2019: “The nearest point in the Secret Valley to the entrance to the cavern may be only about 150m horizontally, but this is through a vertiginous limestone ridge, and it would take a twenty-minute walk to get from one point to the other without ropes”.
20 May 2022
dr Desperate
BTW, @Exxo, how many of the postings on your 3 different forums included the word “Oof”?
20 May 2022
EXXO
None. I’d ask “why do you ask?” but irrelevant tangents might multiply.
If it came to any legal action – the venue suing David from London – David from London suing Google maps – it would be interesting to see how comments 58-64 in that gig review thread would be viewed as evidence.
I did consider including a “if gig cancelled, for what reason?” question in the Fantasy Biscuitball predictions form.
20 May 2022
transit full of keith
A wild guess here, but I reckon the author of that statement isn’t very fond of Londoners.
20 May 2022
transit full of keith
I mean David was obviously a bit of a berk, it could have been much worse, and I can see why the venue is furious, but his origin isn’t really relevant enough to need mentioning twice.
I’m against plonking eyesore warning signs around precipices in the wild, but the area above the entrance to a gig venue used by hundreds of people who could be brained by falling rocks is probably a good place to make an exception.
Limestone is treacherous stuff. At Symonds Yat last Saturday – despite taking great care not to do so – I managed to dislodge a brick of it whilst setting up a top belay, which hurtled down 20m and smashed about 6 feet from my second.
20 May 2022
Professor Abelazar Woozle
I’ve had some dealings with the lessee of Peak Cavern, John Harrison, and he’s a decent bloke – I think his anger over this is entirely understandable, and my guess as to why they twice refer to him as “David from London” in the statement is because that’s all they know about him.
There are multiple fences at the top to keep sheep (of both the ovine and human varieties) away from the gorge cliffs, and I believe the cliffs are regularly inspected these days for potential loose rock. Does it really need danger signs plastering all round the top? I don’t agree, it needs people to use their eyes and common sense when moving round the countryside and not blindly follow what their phone/satnav tells them, and realise that fences may be there for a good reason?
On the subject of satnavs and the Peak, I regularly get caravanners turning into the farm where we keep our ponies because it’s the centre point of the postcode shared with a nearby caravan site and they’re expecting that putting the site postcode into their satnav will lead them straight to it. Countryside postcodes can sometimes cover several square miles, I’ve heard tell there’s one place in the Manifold valley where if you try and get to that particular property by putting its postcode into a satnav you end up on the wrong side of the river… Is it really too hard for most people to check google maps or suchlike before setting out on a journey?
20 May 2022
EXXO
This one is a particularly devilish situation though, because any map has shortcomings when trying to represent three dimensions and, as is proved in comments 58-64 in the 2019 Devil’s Arse gig review thread, very intelligent well educated folks can be deceived by millimetres of map labelling. The Luftwaffe supposedly bombed our old street because the word ‘Bootle’ was written right across the Mersey. The way one footpath does not connect with another, and yet they are so close, will lead somebody late for a gig to take a punt. Then he finds a fence in his way. And he was rushing to the gig. In bloom, etc
People not accustomed to the countryside and the hills will make mistakes, and some will die. Slipping down cliffs, going up mountains with insufficient preparation for conditions, taking dogs into fields of cows & calves, taking dogs near big waves on slipways, etc. But where it doesn’t affect anything, I’d say do put up plenty of signs. In this case there’s no reason for anyone to be there unless they are lost and foolhardy, so more signs will help.
20 May 2022
Moo369
@Exxo, I’m reading the “oof” in John Shuttleworth’s voice…
23 May 2022
gipton teenager
I’ve just bought a ticket for the Leeds gig next Friday (I think). Great for me as I don’t have to get a late bus home with all the undesirables like what I used to be back in olden times.
3 June 2022
EXXO
Blimey Tony I’d’ve been jiggered if tha’d missed this one.
How about the following agenda: Packhorse(me and thee)-Fenton(to meet t’other regulars)-gig-Fenton.
3 June 2022
Injured buzzard
I’m arriving in Castleton on the Thursday for a 2 night stay at the Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese Inn. I promise I won’t do a ‘David from London’ and be involved in any activities that could endanger the gig by cause structural damage to the cave. Firstly a physical impossibility and secondly because it will be the midway point on my ‘bucket list’ tour of John o’ Groats to Lands’ End by rail (and bus)
Leaving Dumfries on Saturday to Mallaig. 2 night stop then on to Thurso for 2 nights (& John o’ Groats). Back to Dumfries on Wednesday before Castleton on Thursday. Gig Friday then on to Penzance, Saturday. Another 2 night stay to visit Lands’ End, then back to Dumfries on Monday. 2 days off to recover.
4 June 2022
gipton teenager
Double blimey Nigel, and raise you a cripes! Last time I was in the Packhorse, the Socialist Workers’ Party was having a meeting there. Time TBA?
4 June 2022
Geraldine
Is this an early start/early finish one?
6 June 2022
Injured buzzard
According to the Leeds Union site, there’s a 10pm curfew and a 7pm start.
7 June 2022
EXXO
So support 7.15 and HMHB at 8 we assume?
Anyone Fancy meeting myself and Gipton Tony at the Fenton 6pm-7pm, less than 10 mins from the gig – it’s the last pub if you’re crawling up from town. The Hedley Verity, which could be some folks’ penultimate stop on such a crawl, is a Wetherspoons (Lloyds Bar) so I won’t be recommending it meself, but it may be a PBR ‘holy den of obligation’ for many.
I’m coming from the other direction, so Gipton Tony do you fancy a nostalgic Chemic and chips at say 4.30 pm, Packhorse at 5.15pm, Fenton at 6pm? (Chips could also be between Packhorse and Fenton if we’re too early for chips at Chemic).
8 June 2022
EXXO
*anyone who isn’t fancy is welcome too.
**I strongly suggest Fenton after the gig too.
8 June 2022
gipton teenager
@Exxo – as I now resist in the leafy suburbs I will be coming from town also, but the Chemic sounds good. Maybe 5-ish though?
*** Choo-Choo, Brains and Benny also welcome. NOT Officer Dibble though.
8 June 2022
EXXO
OK Tony, Chemic 5pm. The 51 and 52 go every 15 mins to the Chemic from Corn Exchange stop A or Headrow stops F & K (but not U or C, which are the ones outside the delectable Headrow pubs I assume).
We’ll miss out the Packhorse then. That SWP meeting might not have finished yet anyway.
8 June 2022
Ferencváros fan
I don’t know Leeds! Leeds! Leeds! very well, so if somebody could recommend a couple of pubs for me to visit while wandering around the place early and mid-afternoon I would be extremely grateful.
8 June 2022
EXXO
You couldn’t make it up. Just done first ever positive LFT after slight symptoms. Makes sense 4 days after a moshy festival. See some of you in the cave. Sorry Tony.
8 June 2022
ALICE van der meer
There’s a hell of a lot of it around at the mo (or rather, there isn’t, because ***** isn’t interested any more) – I bought it back from cricket tour to Amsterdam* on Monday, and had the devil’s own job reporting sick to anyone at work because they are all off with it!
But what a bloody unlucky time to get it. Hope it doesn’t make you too ill – though I guess you now feel sick as a parrot.
*Maybe I caught it off a teenage Eskimo?
8 June 2022
gipton teenager
We got it (probably) on the plane back from Croatia 2.5 weeks ago. The woman sitting behind my partner spent an entire 3 hour flight coughing. But now antibodies will be flying out from me. Seems like the world will now be like this from now on, every few months you and everyone you know will be infected. Get well soon Exxo.
8 June 2022
Phyllis Triggs
Bad luck, Exxo. That is a shame. Was looking forward to hearing about your Glastonwick weekend too.
8 June 2022
dr Desperate
Terrible bad luck, @Exxo, deepest sym- (and em)pathy. That probably explains your post-pescatorial exhaustion.
I know a few pubs in the centre, @FF – Whitelocks is always worth a pop in, if only for the mirrored walls. Turn down the ginnel (as you and I would say) off Briggate, next door to the EE phone shop. However, it’s an extra 15 mins walk from the venue, so I’d go along with Exxo’s suggestion of The Fenton (“relaxed pub with special events”).
8 June 2022
Ferencváros fan
Sorry to hear about your LFT result, @Exxo. Hope symptoms remain mild, and agree, @GT, that the bastard thing is not going away. It got me (again) a few days after Nottingham, and messed up my plans for the next 3-4 weeks, including completing the long distance walking challenge that I’d been looking forward to for months. I’ve also been told that I’m not going to Castleton because we’ve got a big holiday a few days later. Adhering to the maxim that you choose your battles…I’ll be giving away my ticket. Who wants it?
Thanks for the pub tip, @Dr D. Was planning to show my face in the Fenton late afternoon in any case, but will aim to check out Whitelocks earlier on.
8 June 2022
gipton teenager
Hmm change of plans/pubs required. I haven’t been drinking in town for quite a while FF, but for a great range of real ale very well kept The Duck and Drake near the bus station is good. I’ll be getting off my bus there, then a stroll through town to the Fenton.
8 June 2022
EXXO
Somewhat ironically I suppose, I am still after a ticket for Castleton FF, as since Covid I’ve been tending to leave it late precisely in case of a positive test result, and so I return the commiserations to you. Happy to pay and contribute to your holiday fund!
I’ll have a think about new city centre ale bars for you. The one in Kirkgate (very near Tony’s recommendation) – errm what’s it called – *Googles* THE WAPPENTAKE – springs to mind immediately. The bars are better than the pubs in the shopping/financial/legal areas. Just slightly out of the centre (in all of the more inconvenient directions for this gig) there are many good pubs. The Fenton is the best in the educational quarter (as nobody calls it), and the nearest to the gig.
8 June 2022
EXXO
Just one ‘p’ in Wapentake in fact. Was ace for interesting ales – I’ve not been since the pandemic but not heard different. Then moving north, I would like to hope North Bar is still the great institution it used to be, but again not been for a few years and it’ll be rammed on a Friday.
8 June 2022
gipton teenager
Good point @Exxo. Late afternoon Friday the pubs might be somewhat crowded. Whitelocks (“The city’s first luncheon bar” I believe) is a very narrow corridor and ginnel.
8 June 2022
EXXO
I’ll be completely honest that if I was after decent ales and was indifferent to the noxious Tim Martin, I would ‘spoon it in 3 different ‘spoons out from centre towards the Fenton (Beckett’s Bank, Cuthbert Broderick, Hedley Verity, swerving the other one near the arena). Best of the 3 the Cuthbert B.
8 June 2022
EXXO
Or so I am told.
8 June 2022
Ferencváros fan
Castleton (e-)ticket is yours, @Exxo. Grateful, @Ctso, if you could pass on my details. Thanks.
Getting spoilt for choice re afternoon pubs, thanks. Some cognitive dissonance going on when it comes to ‘spoons (long story) but I’m not in the Neverspoons camp so might well stop off in one of their establishments along the way.
8 June 2022
dr Desperate
Whitelocks has been a lot more manageable since lockdown, with tables and benches set out all along the ginnel. At one point they even had a receptionist at the entrance taking people’s details before seating them. I had a nice chat with Lammo there after the Yard Act gig in Feb – we bonded over a shared appreciation of The Sm!rks.
8 June 2022
EXXO
That’s great news, thanks George. Hope you have a great time on Friday. And if someone could post a setlist soon after the gig I can have the FBL final results up before midnight.
8 June 2022
Porkypie
There used to be a bar in Sheffield called the Wapentake back in the dim and distant – have always wondered where the name came from….
I’ll be dashing in and rapidly out again from York, so kind of glad to hear of the early finish so I’ll be on the slightly pi$$ed express back rather than the totally bladdered flyer….
8 June 2022
Professor Abelazar Woozle
Ahh,the Wapentake in Sheffield – dingy cellar bar under the Grosvenor Hotel and scene of many a drunken evening in my mis-spent youth. The place looked like the departure lounge of a communist-era minor airport somewhere out east, with the inevitable sticky floor.
A Wapentake was the Viking equivalent of an English Hundred (i.e. a grouping of several parishes for administrative purposes), and although they have long since ceased to exist in the legal sense for the most part, the name lingers on.
8 June 2022
EXXO
During the Danelaw you literally did take your weapons to the wapentake because once you were there you might be called upon to vote for war, go straight to war, or simply bang your weapons together to agree to something or to give a verdict. You generally had more and better steel than the Anglo-Saxons so assent at a wapentake was powerful. Try telling them that though when you just want to take a five foot war axe in a bar on a Friday night.
8 June 2022
Neil turton
My mate has lost the detachable sleeves of his satin black tour jacket so I’ve got a spare going for the Leeds gig tomorrow night, £15.
9 June 2022
Geraldine
Plenty of good alehouses to go at…
Duck & Drake
The Hop
Tapped
Bankers Cat
Turk’s Head
Whitelocks
North Bar
New Briggate (Brew York)
Brunswick
Assembly Underground (Vocation)
Brew Society
Wapentake
9 June 2022
Woodnoggin
I’ve also joined the plague club in a similar way to Alice van der Meer, having just returned from a trip to the Netherlands. I was really looking forward to tomorrow’s Leeds gig too. If someone can make use of the ticket, you can have it. CtSO, please pass on details.
9 June 2022
gipton teenager
I’m in the Owl at Rodley at the moment and thinking my itinerary tomorrow may be Duck & Drake 4.30, pop my head in Whitelocks 5-ish Fenton 6-ish, but I’m as flexible as my age allows.
9 June 2022
EXXO
Leeds by the way is one of those towns where many sensible people regret being in town later on a Friday or Saturday night if they are just having a few pints, so again I would recommend embracing the margins after the gig, eg Fenton. But thanks Geraldine for those recommendations. Must be a decade since I tried some of those as I’m hardly ever in the centre these days.
9 June 2022
GLT
Hi, Woodnoggin. I could certainly make use of your ticket if it’s still up for grabs? Cheers.
9 June 2022
gipton teenager
Wrong place to post this here but…@Exxo- In the Abbey now (by way of the Barge) Beer & music festival here 1,2,3, July – 100 + beers & ciders, interested?
9 June 2022
gipton teenager
…it’s free too (contribution to St. George’s Crpt optional).
9 June 2022
Woodnoggin
@GLT. Ticket sent. Enjoy!
9 June 2022
Neville Bourke
6 pilgrims from Ireland just landed in Leeds for our November 2020 gig. Fuck COVID. Where should we go tonight and where are you all meeting up tomorrow pre-gig?
9 June 2022
dr Desperate
Drive-By Truckers are playing Stylus tonight if you’re looking for some left-wing left-field Southern rock, otherwise Whitelocks is good for a quite pint of a Thursday night. We’ll be there tomorrow afternoon, moving on later to The Fenton.
9 June 2022
EXXO
Or @ Neville, you wouldn’t regret getting out of your digs quick and getting taxis to the legendary Brudenell SC in studentville, see bands. There are 2 separate pairs of bands on, neither sold out. Stand outside the rooms and listen to a sample before you choose – that works at the Brude. If you don’t like the sound of ’em drink fine ales and meet the younger end of the end of the populace.
9 June 2022
GORDON BURNS
Aiming for The Fenton then, and a pizza if that’s where things are heading.
Really looking forward to this, plenty to cram into a couple of days. And a gig.
9 June 2022
THE BASTARD IN THE HAT
@Neil Turton #211 — I’m looking for a ticket. Is your spare still available? If so, meet in the Fenton, a bit before 7pm?
10 June 2022
Hendrix-tattoo
I can’t make it tonight because I’m going to a Cowboy and Indians fancy dress instead. I really don’t want to go but I’ll put a brave face on….
10 June 2022
gipton teenager
That’s a shame Tony. Don’t go lending money to people though. You don’t want to be a …
10 June 2022
Mmd
Have 2 spares for tonight. Can meet at the door.
10 June 2022
THE BASTARD IN THE HAT
I’m still on the lookout for a ticket, but it’s a bit too late to plan anything definite. (I thought I should give Neil a chance to respond, as he mentioned his spare first.) I’ll wander around and see what shows up. I’ll be the one wearing a Burberry fez.
10 June 2022
gipton teenager
Where are you TBITH?
10 June 2022
Neil Turton
@TBITH so sorry for tardiness, mine is still available but will be collecting it there. Happy to meet at the entrance around 7.30 when I’ve collected. Email Neil.turton@gmail.com for my number to arrange
10 June 2022
gipton teenager
I haven’t been in a ‘spoons for quite a while. I now remember why. I’m outside the CB and it’s pretty much everything I hate about pubs. The beer is OK and cheap, but truly L’enfer c’est les autres. On to the Fenton for me.
10 June 2022
The bastard in the hat
I’m in the Turton. Fair queue at the bar, but a nice pint (£4.50). Neil: will meet you outside venue at 7.30pm. No need for email, I hope (because it’s a faff on this phone).
10 June 2022
gipton teenager
Just met Phyliss Triggs (sp?) in the Fenton, she’s gone to the venue, I shall be following after a delicious pint of this Ridgeside brew
10 June 2022
The bastard in the hat
In venue (thanks Neil!) – support act still going (19:51).
10 June 2022
Porkypie
I’ve not enjoyed a support so much in a while though.
10 June 2022
Millard rausch
Has there ever been a crowd surfer at a HMHB gig?
12 June 2022
ROGER AS IS ROGER AS WAS
Millard, the only crowd-surfer that springs to mind was mentioned in the notes for the Kendal gig in 2011. A chap in a Tranmere shirt if I remember rightly. The low ceiling made this particularly admirable..
12 June 2022
EXXO
I have helped hoist a fair few surfing attempts over the years apart from that one in Kendal, though not many made it very far. Someone got off the ground briefly quite recently, I vaguely think. Sheffield maybe? Generally such attempts are a bit like all those old “bird man” events on seaside piers though – how long does s/he have to be up there before it counts as an actual surf?
But thank goodness vague thinking is not something that is necessary after reading a Roger Green review. Thanks once again for bringing it all so vividly to those who couldn’t be there. And at least anyone unfortunate enough to catch Covid on Friday – because there does seem to be a LOT of it around here in Leeds at the mo’ – won’t be missing any HMHB gigs.
12 June 2022
Ferencváros fan
This is great news. Guessing that L. Spa will be a lively place that evening. what with it also being St Patrick’s Day, so would advise anybody stopping over to get their hotel sorted sooner rather than later.
15 June 2022
Cream CHEESE AND chives
It has happened so often of late that I am no longer surprised, but once more I find myself with tickets that I cannot use. I booked Blackpool sure that i could attend but find that my wife has booked us a jaunt to Cornwall overthat weekend.
Two tickets face value.
15 June 2022
BOBBY SVARC
Last day of Cheltenham too, I’ll be toppered out
15 June 2022
EXXO
@FF. I’ve been googling the Spa’s Irish connections, but come up with a blank. Why is Paddy’s night big there?
15 June 2022
Ferencváros fan
@Exxo – you’re correct, there is not a sizeable Irish community in Leamington Spa. But I do know the town quite well and it’s a popular spot for nights out. Throw in the fact that it’s Friday, that St Patrick’s Day is always a good excuse for a night out, even if, unlike me, you have no Irish connections, plus the fact that accommodation isn’t exactly plentiful in the town, and I’d say it would be prudent to make an early, refundable booking, just in case. I’m booked in at the Premier Inn. If accommodation is tight further down the line, Warwick is only 3-4 miles away.
16 June 2022
dr Desperate
If we’re stuck for somewhere to go for after-match Guinnesses, St Patrick’s Irish Club is only 10 minutes walk from the Assembly, across the (no doubt green-dyed) River Leam.
16 June 2022
FerenCvÁroS fan
Ha ha the Irish Club would be a fitting finale. Was surprised at the limited options, plus the somewhat high prices, when consulting the usual booking/comparison sites for accommodation. Something is driving this. Bobby Svarc may have hit the nail on the head, as there is a surge in hotel bookings across the region during Cheltenham week. When my aunt and uncle came over from Ireland years ago they stayed in Bristol, some 40 miles away, with daily coach travel laid on, and Leamington Spa isn’t much further away. I’ve also known racegoers stay in Birmingham, about 60 miles away, and commute. A lot of the Irish visitors stay on until Saturday in any case, and a lot more stay till Sunday so that they can take in the Midlands Grand National meeting at Uttoxeter. Granted, this guesswork could be a complete bum steer on my part, for which I have plenty of previous, but, for me at least, a HMHB gig on St Patrick’s Day and Gold Cup Day combined sounds like the stuff that dreams are made of!
16 June 2022
GORDON BURNS
Thanks for the warning @FF
Based on your early-bird experiences in Leeds, I’ve just booked my stay in Leamington, pretty cheap and within walking distance of the venue. Can never book too early (unless the hotel folds between now and then).
16 June 2022
dr Desperate
A few sons and daughters of Erin may still be wandering the streets the morning after, getting into a fit state to watch Ireland play England in the last match of the Six Nations at 5pm.
18 June 2022
FLOREAT ULTONIA
This son of Erin hopes to be there, hopefully avoiding the rugger buggers
18 June 2022
GORDON BURNS
For those planning-out their Blackpool trip (Friday 7th October), note that Rattus Inheritus are playing in Chichester on the Saturday night. If an excellent Stranglers covers band is your thing. They are very good. Kinda on my way home too.
21 June 2022
dr Desperate
Or The Undertones, in Lytham.
21 June 2022
GORDON BURNS
Um, Chester. Oops.
21 June 2022
D list paul ross
Were you cold when you typed that? (Apologies to Milton Jones for the steal).
22 June 2022
Pete
HELP!!!!! ****Devils Arse ticket urgently needed*** any spares, please contact petenb78@icloud.com
Annual Biscuit gig with old Uni chum in dire jeopardy due to tardy purchasing habits! 😖
1 July 2022
Lord leominster
Were you at a low key music festival on Anglesey last month? If so, it was probably you who met my son, Little Lord Leominster. He was working on the bar and said he’d met lots of interesting people including one person who travels up and down the land to HMHB gigs.
9 July 2022
Darren the lollipop man
Hi gang. Like Pete above, I’m also on the lookout for a Devil’s Arse ticket or two. If any come your way, please hit me up on v18e564@hotmail.com once Pete is sorted, of course.
13 July 2022
Swarfega Retailer
Anyone heading to the Norwich gig? I’m an American and Norwich City fan; I’ll be at the show Friday and then the Boro match the following day. I’ve never been off this continent; new to all of this. Still figuring how it all works over there. Thanks, –Sean.
14 July 2022
Chris The Siteowner
Hi Swarfega Retailer – there’ll be loads of us there: watch this space in the days before the gig for details of any pub meet-up. You’ll be most welcome! I’ll even forgive you the suspect football allegiance!
14 July 2022
dr desperate
We’ll be there for the weekend, staying at the Holiday Inn on Carrow Rd. Asked if we’d like to pay an extra 20 quid for a stadium-side room, I replied with the first two letters of the team’s name.
15 July 2022
GORDON BURNS
No trains on 20th August…
If any arse-goers need a ride south the day after the gig, I’m heading all the way to Worthing and have spare seats. Willing to detour within reason.
15 July 2022
Roger As Is Roger as Was
The strike is also on the 18th, which implies possible disruption on the day of the gig.
15 July 2022
Ferencváros fan
@Exxo – I know there is plenty of time, but, since there has already been some chat on the subject, did you ever get my details so that I can transfer the Devil’s Arse ticket to you? Cheers.
15 July 2022
EXXO
Hi FF George – having seen the heads-up above about the rail strikes, I was reminded of this and was about to ask Chris to send you my email details, or vice versa, with great appreciation for your generosity and his help.
Double decker bus is the best way to travel through such countryside, so might as well get a coach return to Sheffield meself.
15 July 2022
Brumbiscuit
I’ll be Arse-bound on the Thursday and camping over until the Monday. If anyone is in need of a lift from Brum or slightly off-route (Rugby, M1, A619) and intends travelling on those days I can probably make space for a couple of littl’uns.
For the Naarch gig, I’m travelling over on the Friday and have a house booked for a UEA reunion until the Sunday. The offer of a lift applies, but probably only for one. M1, A14, A11. I’m NOT calling via Chatteris on principle.
15 July 2022
EXXO
I’ll detour to Birmingham especially, if you do decide to change your mind and smash up Chetteris en route.
15 July 2022
Brumbiscuit
Despite the moniker, I’m now well south of Birmingham in the leafy wilds of South Warwickshire.
If you’re prepared to don camo gear and wreak havoc with me, you’re on…
15 July 2022
EXXO
Chris is very good at getting all these comments very high up google though.
All they’ll need to do is google “who smashed up Chatteris/havoc in Chatteris.”
I was once described as “a gang of activists” in an East Anglian periodical and am no stranger to either Peterborough or Huntingdon Magistrates’ Couirts, so upon reflection I think we might have to resist the urge.
15 July 2022
EXXO
Kicking meself here. Planning havoc on the ruddy internet. Doh! Schoolboy error. Again.
15 July 2022
Brumbiscuit
…and all I was planning was a drive-by shouting or two…
15 July 2022
Swarfega Retailer
Great; thanks Chris! Looking forward to it all…
16 July 2022
Swarfega Retailer
Great; thanks Chris! Looking forward to it all…
16 July 2022
Ferencváros fan
@CtSO – hi Chris, grateful if you could pass on my details to Exxo, or provide me with his, so that we can complete our ticket transfer. Thanks.
16 July 2022
EXXO
Thanks Chris – FF I’ve emailed you from an account I use every day.
18 July 2022
0902FRIENDS
Canadian Alice here
Or rather Canadian Cheviot now (awful sound, I know)
Decided to go to Devil’s Arse now that I’m back in the country. Hoping to book a room/bunk bed in Castleton so I can explore the Peaks a bit while I’m at it. Though it looks like plenty of you have snatched most of the rooms before me?
20 July 2022
0902FRIENDs
Aaaaaand no more tickets?
20 July 2022
transit full of keith
I also left this one too late. A shame – the double prospect of a night of Biscuit and a day on the gritstone was very appealing, with Stanage and Bamford just up the road. I’ll probably be at Norwich, but Norfolk’s not one of the great climbing destinations, is it.
22 July 2022
Irish niall
Hi to all from Kilkee, Co. Clare on the sunless West Coast of Ireland where I’m currently on sandcastle duty.
Just putting my head round the digital door to say I’m looking forward to meeting any and all of you at Devils Arse in less than 4 weeks now.
I’ll be easily recognisable so do say hello -middle aged, slapheaded, baggage allowance exceeded a bit, probably wearing a hmhb tee…
24 July 2022
EXXO
There’s a statue of Richard Harris in sunless Kilkee
Smashing a tennis ball out into a sunless sea
Instead of showing him bass fishing
Which is what he’d have been wishing.
Limericks must make you sick
When you’re from Limerick.
And even that statue gets more time for fishing more than me.
25 July 2022
EXXO
… more time for fishing than me.
Sorry, it’s been a long day. Let’s forget I ever posted that.
Just meant to say brilliant to hear you’ll be over for this one, and I’m looking forward to having a beer with you Niall.
25 July 2022
Irish Niall
@Exxo As am I. Just have to sort the train down from Manchester which I think there was some anxiety about with recent strikes. But I think we’ve the rest sorted.
26 July 2022
dr desperate
Rail strikes currently announced for the Thursday and Saturday of that week (but not the Friday of the gig).
26 July 2022
EXXO
Jonathan Richman should add a verse about strikes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r5NkEkaXHQ
26 July 2022
Irish niall
@DrDesperate. Thanks for heads up. We’re travelling on Thursday and Saturday as it happens. If anyone has suggestions for any bus connections from Manchester Airport they’d be greatly appreciated. It doesn’t look all that far. I’m assuming here I’m not crossing a picket line but aware trains being off will put pressure on the buses.
26 July 2022
Professor Abelazar Woozle
That could be a bit chewy… You’ll need to get to Buxton (either via Manchester or Macclesfield), then get the 65 (Buxton-Sheffield) to Tideswell. Change there for the 173 (Bakewell-Castleton).
Here’s the 65 timetable – https://www.derbysbus.info/times/timetables/SYC%2065%20%2065a%2066%20from%2022%2005%202022.pdf
and the 173 – https://www.derbysbus.info/times/timetables/hul17311-bakewell-castleton.pdf
26 July 2022
Irish niall
@PROFESSOR ABELAZAR WOOZLE
Thanks very much for that. Would’ve taken us quite a while to sniff that kind of info out ourselves.
27 July 2022
CARRIE ANNE
Local reports that The Tower Ballroom, Hull has closed down. I expect news on the December gig will in due course..
https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/whats-on/music-nightlife/tower-ballroom-closes-doors-only-7399149.amp
29 July 2022
dr desperate
They report “upcoming gigs will be moved to alternative venues”. Adelphi, Polar Bear, Social? No, probably Welly again.
29 July 2022
Phild
Some daft bugger booked a family holiday for the same time as the Devils bumhole gig… So have three e tickets I can’t use. What’s the best way of finding a home for these?
Anyone interested, email me and I’ll pass on your details – CtSO
31 July 2022
Kittymcdermott
I know it’s possibly a forlorn hope, and I wouldn’t want to jump any queue as I’m clearly not the only person asking, but if anyone has any tickets going spare for the Peak Cavern, I’d gladly buy them. Two if possible but would take anything. I’m sorted personally, but have a couple of pals who thought they’d be otherwise engaged that weekend and now find themselves at liberty and in want of tickets. Eternal gratitude would be guaranteed, etc.
(I’ve passed on your details to the previous offer – CtSO)
31 July 2022
EXXO
@Kitty & Phil D. Good news that your plights may be mutually extricable. If your friends only need two Kitty, maybe you could arrange something with Keith (22 July above) if he’s still interested?
(purely selfish on my part as I’d love to have a pint or two with Keith in Castleton).
1 August 2022
dr desperate
If Keith’s sorted, I’m sure Alice (Cheviot) Liu would be interested.
1 August 2022
transit full of keith
It’s now going to be V.Diff for me to do Castleton: we’re going away on holiday on the Sunday, I can’t easily get the Friday off work as well. Norwich is probably my next. (Exxo, I’ll let you know if I’m climbing near Leeds if that can somehow align with pints though…)
1 August 2022
EXXO
Shame.
But if any of the band are reading this before Monday practice, they could defo take the hint (again?) and play your song. In fact what an extra brilliant setlist it would be if the Shuttleworth-fan-from-London-incident inspired a whole swathe of songs:
Wandering the peaks
The pots of the Pennine ridge
His sat-nav pleading thus …
You may have to rescue me from limestone quarries frequently …
Abseil for no-one
Won’t you winch me out of here?
It’s practically Devil’s Arse: the Musical
1 August 2022
EXXO
Kinder Scout and Mam Tor need to be in there too of course.
1 August 2022
TRANSIT FULL OF keith
Not to mention caverns and abysmals.
1 August 2022
Bad loser
Change of venue for the gig in Hull. It will now be at The Welly: the most erm ‘earthy’ venue that I’ve seen the band play. Was looking forward to seeing what a Hull ballroom was like.
2 August 2022
dr desperate
200 fewer capacity at The Welly (600 c/w 800).
2 August 2022
GORDON BURNS
A reply about Hull. It’s good news folks…
_____
Hi Steve
Thanks for getting in touch. The ticket you currently have will be valid for the new venue. You will not have to obtain an updated version of your ticket.
Many thanks
New Cross Tickets
3 August 2022
dr desperate
Hi, “Gordon”.
3 August 2022
FERENCVáROS FAN
Thanks, Steve. I booked my ticket just before the venue closed, so that’s reassuring. Have noted that the soi disant world’s largest ticket marketplace advises that there is low availability for this gig, so I think that the trick would be to get buying if you want to go.
3 August 2022
Irish niall
With thanks again for previous assistance on directing our trainless travel from Manchester Airport to Castleton would anyone know if (a) the Peak Plus day ticket mentioned here would cover such a trip and (b) could and should they be bought in advance? https://www.highpeakbuses.com/tickets-fares/
Their own graphic/animation seems to suggest Manchester Airport is within the catchment. Any info greatly appreciated. Looks like we’re in for a lengthy enough spin anyway.
9 August 2022
Irish Niall
Should’ve added or restated in that previous post -we’re traveling on the Thursday and Saturday so the trains aren’t an option due to strike action. Buses and taxis only.
9 August 2022
dr desperate
You’ve probably already worked out that your best bet would be the Skyline 199 bus from the airport to Chapel-en-le-Frith (every 1/2 hour, 70 mins journey) then a taxi (6-7 miles) to Castleton.
9 August 2022
Professor Abelazar Woozle
I’m not sure if the Peak Plus ticked would cover all the buses I previously mentioned – the 65 is run by TM Travel while the 173 is Hulleys. Dr. D’s suggestion of the airport bus to Chapel may be your best bet – I can’t recommend any particular cab firm in that area, though if you’re not heavily encumbered and feel energetic, it’s a nice walk from Chapel to Castleton along the back road by Slackhall and Rushup Edge.
9 August 2022
Parsfan
Niall, have you considered hitching?
9 August 2022
EXXO
Ha, had to be said. You going Paul?
9 August 2022
Parsfan
Sadly not. I really wanted to but it was just too soon after a family holiday in Canada. Just as well, really, as I arrived home on Sunday with a broken ankle.
I won’t be doing a lot of going anywhere for the next six weeks or so.
9 August 2022
EXXO
Unlucky. But holiday sounds fab. Never had a chance to visit uncle in Nova Scotia and starting to look like it will never happen.
Puts my own swollen ankle into perspective. Two cricket matches before the cavern gig, but there won’t be a mosh to save it for, so no worries really.
10 August 2022
INJURED BUZZARD
Having booked accommodation for the Thursday/Friday in Castleton shortly after the announcement of the gig, the decision to have rail strikes on the 18th & 20th was somewhat of a nuisance. Now have to stay in Sheffield on the Wednesday & Saturday, getting the 272 bus to Castleton, have a 13 hour train journey on the Wednesday and have had to postpone my trip to Penzance on the Saturday. I stand with the RMT in their need for action but appeal to them that any further disruption doesn’t coincide with future gigs.
10 August 2022
brumbiscuit
Niall, What time would you be arriving in Chapel-en-le-Frith? I’m driving up from the Midlands and might be able to divert and pick you up if the timings are OK. We’ll have a car full of camping stuff, but a couple of seats available…
10 August 2022
Graham Edge
Dear Mr Blackwell & Mr Gedge (note:- names in alphabetical order – identical copies sent)
The God of Rock and Rolling Hills has laid down the perfect weekend for myself involving a walk in the Peaks sandwiched between two gigs featuring two favourites at the Devil’s Arse (Friday 19th and Saturday 20th August; Half M Half B & The Wedding Present).
As a weathered fan of both bands I pondered ‘who is best’, alas, following some anguish you stand equal in that category of “John Peel bands that never made it as big* as they might” category. I have decided to choose a winner at the end of the Weekend based on performance, the driver for this letter is to, hopefully, inspire you on the night to win the JPBTNMIABATM Trophy.
* – by ‘big’ I think I mean ‘commercially successful’ – always a reliable gauge of quality (eh John? RIP).
I will factor in the slight advantage of playing on the first night (HMHB – squabblefest potential alas) , especially as we plan a walk on the Saturday and will return pleasantly tired with thirst (to Nether Padley via Eyam – return on train – you are welcome to join us, not ‘Lord Hereford’s Knob’ but just as scenic). There is also the all-seater issue meaning none of your usual post-middle-aged moshing; slightly more of an issue for The WP I reckon.
On a selfish level, the following lyrics, if heard sung will give definite advantage (rigid set lists – never good – Zappa new):-
For Friday “ Never trust a crown green bowler under thirty ”
For Saturday “ Wear your silver shorts today and I won’t go away ”
We will be three; Rich, Andy and I, (camping at Pindale Farm – hammock option available – decision on arrival).
Thoroughly looking forward to it, just off to book the weather….
10 August 2022
Chris The Siteowner
Don’t hang around too long waiting for the train on the Saturday.
10 August 2022
carrie anne
I doubt it will be an all-seater gig, it certainly wasn’t last time. The lack of mosh pit was entirely due to the substrate inside the cave.
10 August 2022
EXXO
Who was it said it was like dancing in cat litter? Quite a few did, but if a critical mass had, there could have been issues. One refreshing thing was that if I’m not mistaken leaning on barriers was not allowed. If only it were ever thus. Another was that ‘cos of no mosh, not massively packed and acceptable ale, one could actually leave one’s spot, get a drink and go back, while noticing that the light show was acceptable.
No comment on how you can put Weddoes and HMHB still in same league in 2022 if you have anything in the way of critical faculties. Ooops that might be considered a comment I suppose.
10 August 2022
dr desperate
I believe I was the one who said it was like dancing in cat litter (though that may be false memory syndrome; it may have been Elizabeth).
10 August 2022
Brumbiscuit
We two too are at Pindale Farm until Monday 22nd. We’ll be in the Dukla Praha bell tent. Possibly.
10 August 2022
Hendrix-tattoo
I think it maybe was Phyllis Triggs who said it was like dancing in cat litter…
10 August 2022
dr desperate
There you go, false memory syndrome.
10 August 2022
Eric t’viking
I just wonder why anyone would know what it’s like to dance in cat litter…
10 August 2022
Phyllis Triggs
2am cat litter dancin’ in the kitchen at parties – come on! Think I was referencing someone else’s comment Tony. Have a great time tomorrow everyone. Looks like its gonna be scorching – bit different to last time.
11 August 2022
EXXO
@Lou you had me worried there – had to check I wasn’t a week behind the rest of the world, which suddenly seemed not impossible. But yes, haven’t we all thought our dancing in crowded party kitchens was the cat’s miaow, while steadily being shoved into the obscurity of cat corner? In contrast, this thread had also reminded me that i once got ushered rapidly out of earshot of David Gedge when I was loudly suggesting that Cinerama & ‘Take Fountain’ were his best work by far.
11 August 2022
Phyllis Triggs
Oops! Yes, its actually next Friday isn’t it? I’m not going so hadn’t been keeping track. Soz to spook you Exxo!
11 August 2022
Parsfan
I thought it was tomorrow as well, not that it would make any difference to me, so I was going to let you all get on with the excitement that goes along with that and spare you my latest bad news until afterwards.
I had even less of an idea when my next gig, Birmingham, was. September or October was as precise as I could manage. Turns out it’s the former (16/9) and six weeks to the day that I went into plaster, so approximately when I’ll get out again. I can’t help thinking I’m going to have to let it pass.
To make matters worse, it looks like Blackpool has sold out.
11 August 2022
Phyllis Triggs
Jeez Parsfan, now its my turn to get freaked out! Already missing out on The Devil’s Arse, don’t want to miss out on Blackpool too! At least you’ve prompted me to get my arse in gear and get those tickets bought – thankfully they’ve not sold out yet.
11 August 2022
Parsfan
Really? Brilliant, I’ll take a better look tomorrow if I decide to go. I just followed the tickets link from here and Ticketmaster said ‘no’.
11 August 2022
Phyllis Triggs
See Tickets popped up with the goods.
11 August 2022
dr desperate
The Winter Gardens website is offering VIP upgrades with a host, pre-booked food and drink, use of a private rest room, cloakroom and a personal escort to your seat.
12 August 2022
Phyllis Triggs
And of course, with the prohibitively priced Platinum Package you could travel to the glitzy resort in true rock n roll style and arrive at the venue with the band in their own helicopter.
12 August 2022
Bad loser
After the shocking weather which killed my plans for a walk around Castleton in 2019, I was looking forwsrd to much better this time round. Sadly, the forecast for Friday gets worse every time I look.
Therefore I will be sampling the fine food at Ye Olde Nags Head once more. Last time it was the largest serving of fish and chips that I’d ever had. This time I’m looking forward to the ‘Bangers and Mash board’, bin lid Yorkshire puds for an extra charge.
13 August 2022
EXXO
Not sure what forecasts you’re using but as a fisherman I trust mine and there’s a bit of rain forecast off and on Monday to Wednesday and that’s it as currently forecast I personally wish it would piss down right up to gig day. It’s been painful to be out in the countryside recently with everything suffering, especially the rivers. Anyway the cave is much more atmospheric after some rain with more flow in the ravine. And if it does rain you just need to take the right gear for walking – I did loads last time and just didn’t bother pitching me tent till there was a gap in the rain after the gig.
13 August 2022
Brumbiscuit
The Met Office forecasts light rain early doors, then sunny intervals, a westerly breeze and 17C. Pretty much ideal walking conditions later on. I quite like a bit of drizzle…
14 August 2022
EXXO
Apologies BL, I am forced to suspect that I have been looking at Castleton North Yorks, almost as if the apps were somehow trying to base my enquiries upon past fishing trips, not that cookies ever do nasty shit like that of course. So thanks to you & Andy Warwicksbiscuit I am now looking at the right place.
Anyway although I now see a 30-40% chance of some showers on Friday afternoon, looks like the hills, fields and streams will be even more parched than I thought, with rain only forecast on Tuesday before that.
14 August 2022
Ferencváros fan
Not troubled by either cold or rain during today’s Birmingham Canal Canter Challenge. Just the small matter of a top temperature of 33 degrees. In the circs I’ll settle for completing the 26.2 miles 47 mins within the 10 hour deadline. Good luck for those of you who want to go walking as well as attend the gig. If you are climbing Mam Tor, I hope that, unlike me in my 6 previous attempts, you get a clear day.
14 August 2022
woodnoggin
The venue informed me it finishes at 10, with everyone out by half past. Where’s the aftershow party taking place?
15 August 2022
EXXO
Last time the Projectistas main base before and after seemed to be Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, furthest pub from the gig, and that worked well, because we had tables at the back both before and after. Because of the utter pissingdownery of the day there wasn’t much crawling from pub to pub.
15 August 2022
Sh1t cellotape
Hi fellow Biscuit fans.
Due to an absolute travesty of a double booking I won’t be able to attend the gig at the Devil’s Arse this Friday.
Does anyone want to buy two tickets off me?
If so please email me here.
I see quite a few comments above about people needing spares but can’t quite piece together who still needs. Only looking to cover the face value obviously.
15 August 2022
beggar accepting alms
I desperately need 2 tickets for the Devil’s Arse.
Not wanting to jump the queue but if anyone has any spares, please email me on
msnsaver1969@gmail.com
I have emailed SH1T CELLOTAPE above but not had a reply yet. I booked accommodation back in November but I can’t find any gig tickets so it appears I have made an almighty cock up.
16 August 2022
Irish Niall
@exxo Sounds good Exxo. We’re staying round the corner in the Ramblers Rest.
If anyone has recommendations on where’s good for a bite to eat and any other local attractions do let us know. Re-reading the thread for same.
Not long now!
17 August 2022
EXXO
Amazing how many gig-goers last time let a bit of rain stop them looking round. For anyone without time for more than an hour’s walk, don’t miss going up Back Street, turn into Pindale Rd then very soon right at the ‘Limestone Way’ footpath sign and up the beautiful dale under the castle, keeping SW with until you’ve walked along the whole short valley. Then sharp right when you’re just below the hill called Hurd Low, to go back NE to Castleton, re-entering the village at Goosehill.
17 August 2022
EXXO
… just don’t try to get from that other valley direct to the gig, or there won’t be a gig.
17 August 2022
EXXO
So the thing to keep in mind is that
CAVE DALE does not lead to the PEAK CAVERN.
Nothing possibly confusing about that, is there?
Abseil for no-one.
17 August 2022
EXXO
And yes, Niall, looking forward to seeing yous all in Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese. Same name as the nearest local pub where I grew up in fact. Only without ‘Ye Olde.’
17 August 2022
Chris The Siteowner
Cave Dale Short Walk From Castleton
17 August 2022
Chris The Siteowner
Quite the turnout expected: Irish Niall, Canadian Alice, Paddy Shennan …and they’re just the folks I’ve been in contact with. Looking forward to it. I’ll be there from Thursday afternoon; 24 hours last time was way too short. Look forward to seeing Exxo bump his head on the ceiling beams in the pub another ten times.
17 August 2022
transit full of keith
Not going to this one, but last time I was in Castleton I had a good meal at the Castle then pints at the Bulls Head and can recommend both. There is also apparently a George, if you’ve got some haddock you want to shift.
Plenty of Mods, Diffs, V Diffs and Hard Severes to go at up the other end of the valley.. For the ropeless, Stanage Edge is a good walk – you can tell the climbers there’s a path to the top five minutes along, they’ve definitely never heard that one before.
17 August 2022
dr desperate
The other thing to keep in mind is that CAVE DALE is the location in the film ‘The Princess Bride’ where Princess Buttercup pushes The Dread Pirate Roberts down a steep hill, just as she learns that the afeared swordsman is actually…
(no spoilers).
Brideheads passing through Hope Valley from the East may also wish to stop off on Hathersage Rd (just after Fox House), where a path leads up to Carl Wark, the rocky promontory where Buttercup was allowed to rest after The DPR defeated Rizzini in a battle of wits. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
17 August 2022
Professor Abelazar Woozle
Just to be pedantic, you _could_ get into Peak Cavern from Cave Dale – it would involve breaking in through the ventilation fan outlet and you’d need to abseil once inside, but it’s possible…
The George does have a backroom (and the beer’s decent there).
17 August 2022
CARRIE ANNE
There may be another entrance from above. During a school field trip to Castleton, many years ago, we were given a tour of the Peak Cavern. Deep into the tour, I remember the guide pointing out a shaft in the ceiling in one of the chambers, which he said went all the way up to the castle gaol cells. He said prisoners would be thrown down, and if the landing didn’t kill them, then the pitch blackness would send them mad within half an hour. It was at this point he turned out the lights…. dickhead.
17 August 2022
beggar accepting alms
For info, just in case anyone tries to contact me.
I am sorted out for eTickets (but not the Whizz) thanks to SH1T CELLOTAPE.
17 August 2022
Chris The Siteowner
Still got requests for tickets for this one: email me at chris@chrisrand.com if you have any spare.
18 August 2022
Brumbiscuit
Currently erected at Pindale. Awaiting the nod from Niall to collect him from Chapel elF and then into town to see if they have Old Tom at the Robinson’s pub. Rain due later, but it won’t dampen spirits. Looking forward to the gig and renewing some acquaintances…
18 August 2022
dr desperate
The Bull’s Head looks a good choice, @BB: word from the front is that Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese is currently closed due to a burst water pipe. They should be open again by this evening, apparently.
18 August 2022
Professor Abelazar Woozle
@Carrie Anne – that’s a tourist wind-up you’ve heard but there are two shaft entrances on Castleton Moor (Titan and JH Mine) that get you into the far reaches of the Peak-Speedwell cave system. See here to get an idea of how extensive it is: https://peakdistrictcaving.info/home/the-caves/castleton/map
18 August 2022
transit full of keith
Has anyone mentioned the Blue John cavern yet?
It wouldn’t be top of my list of local attractions, but they do show a spirited dedication to persuading folk of the global importance of a mediocre vein of a mineral with no apparent use (apart from being quite pretty when thinly sliced).
18 August 2022
INJURED BUZZARD
Can confirm the YOCCI reopened last night and will be open until 00.30 this evening.
19 August 2022
EXXO
Blimey that was close. I was all like “lalalala hooray finished my pile of marking, printed out ticket (thanks again FF) and bus ticket, now what do I need for the gig?” before realising an hour before me bus that all my camping gear is on the other side of Leeds at Mrs. Exford’s. And she might have taken some it to Scotland. And when I got there she’s tidied up so I didn’t know where anything was. But I think I’ve got everything now. Why are tent pegs never in the bag with tents? I must have forgotten something else though, ‘cos I’ve remembered my torch and I usually forget that …
19 August 2022
Exxo
My bus from Sheffield cancelled. No Hope for at least another hour.
19 August 2022
Exxo
Saved by elderly lady at the bus stop who saw an alternative that I was unaware of – the 256 – swinging round the corner. Unfortunately the “Heleeeen!!” seats are occupied by tourists and on the other side by a woman with a live chicken in a trophy case. The bus is positively tropical in vibe and temperature. Looks like the chicken will cook by solar power.
19 August 2022
Exxo
Blimey. In Castleton 5 hours before gig time and not had much breakfast. This could get very cheshire cheesy and very head-bumpy very quickly.
So in typical Exxo at a rural HMHB gig fashion, I’m sitting/leaning weirdly at a collapsed picnic table in a touristy rip-off car park and about to eat random leftovers from my fridge.
19 August 2022
D LIST PAUL ROSS
Like half the World, (HMHB World) my brother is looking for a ticket tonight, in case anyone is stricken with bilharzia or galloping consumption and has one spare.
19 August 2022
Helen
I just shouted ” Nigel” when he walked past as we queued outside the village’s only chippy ( I think we nabbed the last mushy peas).
19 August 2022
dr desperate
Email from ENTS24 today to inform me that timings for the Norwich gig will be:
Doors 6.30
HMHB 7.45.
As at Castleton, no support (though I believe JD Meatyard will be doing Blackpool in October).
22 August 2022
Alan winner of CTSO Golden Biscuit
train strike the day after Birmingham
1 September 2022
Mr Ed
I see rail strikes planned for the weekend of the Birmingham gig. Might want to check on travel options.
1 September 2022
Chris The Siteowner
Aargh. Still, the coach station is next door to the venue, so that might lessen the pain of having to travel by National Express.
1 September 2022
Parsfan
I was wondering about that. I looked into in on Sunday or Monday and I could book a ticket there but not home again. Will give it a miss.
I’ve decided to pass on Blackpool as well as hopefully there’ll be a trip to Limerick later in the month. Any news Niall? If it’s happening I’d like to book flights while relatively cheap.
1 September 2022
Sloppy
Arrgh!! How cursed is this much cancelled gig?!
You’ve got me worried now @chris the site owner, I quickly booked the National Express last night.
If this is not up there with their greatest gigs I will cry
2 September 2022
Cygnus
Anyone know if there’s a support act at Birmingham gig?
2 September 2022
Man of vaRying sorrow
@cygnus
I think the venue has confirmed doors open at 19:00 and curfew is 23:00 which suggests there would be support of some sort, otherwise that’s a lot of time to kill. If anyone can confirm then that’d be great
2 September 2022
mister tubbs
@Cygnus and @ Man of Varying Sorrow – According to their facebook page, the West Wickhams are going to be there
2 September 2022
Cygnus
OK Thanks for the info – much appreciated.
2 September 2022
Nigel
My Birmingham ticket says 10:00 curfew
2 September 2022
ThE moth
@Nigel – An email was sent out last month by TM saying doors will now open at 1900 for Birmingham with a 2300 curfew.
3 September 2022
alex simpson
Need a ticket for Birmingham, please.
5 September 2022
Richard Barnfield
Hi does anyone know what time they will be on stage in Birmingham next Friday, also roughly how long set will be, just so I can plan journey home with the train ? Thanks
5 September 2022
Not bishop brennaN
@Alex Simpson – got one listed for resale on ticketmaster for ages – the reschedule clashes with a twice rescheduled vacation in Canada.
6 September 2022
Alex Simpson
@Bishop Brennan thanx your Worship !
will check out now
7 September 2022
Alex simpson
@Bishop Brennan is there any way i can contact you ?
7 September 2022
dr desperate
He’s Not Bishop Brennan. He’s a very naughty boy.
7 September 2022
Parsfan
It looks like there’s plenty tickets left. Ticketmaster let me “buy” their maximum of eight. I was hoping it was sold out.
I had a read of my rescheduled email, just in case anyone missed it, it’s all phone tickets this time – paper tickets for the original date won’t be accepted. So best make sure you’re organised before you go.
Ticketmaster offer to send a “souvenir ticket” for an extra £2.95. No use at the door, just for the collection.
7 September 2022
CARRIE ANNE
@Parsfan that’s a bit confusing, here’s a copy+paste of the email we received on 25/02/21:
Half Man Half Biscuit – O2 Institute Birmingham
Hi there,
This event has been rescheduled…
The event organisers have been in touch to let us know that they’ve announced a new date for this show, which was originally due to take place on 4 June 2021 – it will now be taking place on 16 September 2022.
If you’ve already received your tickets, they’re still valid for the new date – you just need to show up on the night and they’ll be accepted.
What if I’ve not received my tickets?
Don’t worry, tickets for many future events haven’t been sent or aren’t available for you to access yet. You’ll receive your tickets through the delivery method you chose closer to the new event date.
If you have any questions for us, there’s lots of information in our FAQs.
We’re sorry for any disappointment caused.
Best Wishes,
Ticketmaster Customer Service
7 September 2022
parsfan
@carrie ann
What a shambles, I was Ents24, rather than TM, and this is what they sent me:
We are writing to you regarding your order for HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT
at O2 Institute, Birmingham on 16/09/2022.
Please note that all tickets for this event will now be print at home rather
than physical tickets.
Your confirmation email will be re-sent to you shortly including the print at
home tickets.
Tickets do not need to be physically printed out as showing tickets on your
phone is perfectly acceptable.
If you have already received physical tickets, these are no longer valid so
can be destroyed.
Be prepared for all eventualities…and enjoy.
8 September 2022
parsfan
PS Mine was 12/1/2022
8 September 2022
CARRIE ANNE
Ah, thanks, different agent, that must be it.
Neither of us own a smartphone, so it will have to be paper ticket or nothing.
8 September 2022
mister tubbs
According to the 02’s website:-
“So you know, this show has been rescheduled from Friday 11 September 2020 and Friday 04 June 2021. If you’ve already got tickets, they’ll still be valid, so hang on to them; your ticket agent will be in touch to tell you more.”
8 September 2022
Parsfan
I wonder if that means they’ll be accepting paper tickets from some sellers while rejecting those from others. I’m sure I never received a paper one from Ents24.
If I was still going I’d be checking with the venue. It’s their call, not the ticket agencies.
8 September 2022
EXXO
I have no horse in this race, but if I were a Toutmaster customer with a paper ticket only, considering that they have very bad form for communications of this kind (“your ticket agent will be in touch …”), I would go to their website and log into “my account” with my email address and various attempts to remember what my password might possibly be, hoping for success. I would then have a look to see if there was an e-ticket for this gig for me to print.
8 September 2022
mister tubbs
According to the BBC website, the rail strike scheduled for the day after Birmingham has now been cancelled, hopefully the gig doesn’t suffer the same fate
9 September 2022
clown in a yaris
Can somebody please give suggestions for pre gig drinkies in Brum. Don’t know the city that well.
9 September 2022
FeRencvÁros fan
Will hopefully post more about where to go pre-gig next week. Last day of hols for me, and fcukin COVID all over the place where we are, so here’s hoping I’m not on a hat-trick. The 2 go-to places for drinks imo are The Wellington in the city centre and The Spotted Dog closer to the venue. Cheers for now.
9 September 2022
Brumbiscuit
The Spotted Dog hopefully still sells Hobson’s Mild cheaply. An excellent pint. Fined heavily for opening during lockdown, the manager is a character. For those of you arriving at New Street with time to spare, the Post Office Vaults is good, and close to the Wellington. It is, however, the definition of bijou. Cheapskates, such as me, will find solace in the Briar Rose Spoonies.
11 September 2022
Geraldine
Any idea if this a 10pm curfew?
12 September 2022
dr desperate
See post 372 above. Still valid as far as I know.
12 September 2022
Golden Biscuit Winner
How many new gigs have been arranged since the lads took over themselves? Anyone know?
12 September 2022
BOBBY SVARC
I think Geoff’s last gig was Holmfirth 2019, but that doesn’t answer your question. Neil will know.
12 September 2022
GBW
cheers Bobby
I’m not including the rearranged gigs, just if they’ve actually arranged any new ones since Geoff retired, as in can Nigel be arsed?
13 September 2022
Chris The Siteowner
As far as I know, The Gig Cartel have been organising the live events for several years. I’d always assumed the band give them some basic directions as to when/how often they want to play, and the geographical spread, and the promoters get on with it. But I don’t know any more than anyone else.
13 September 2022
Injured buzzard
I have a spare bus ticket with seat reservation from Birmingham to London on Saturday 17th if anyone wants it. (assuming the trains are running). Leaving 10.15 arriving 13.15. E-ticket, can forward via email.
13 September 2022
FERENCVáROS FAN
The idea formed during my recent very lazy holiday to try and regain some fitness when I got back by walking to Birmingham from home for a pub fact-finding mission in advance of Friday’s gig. Today’s weather forecast was OK, so off I went this morning, for the most part along the Grand Union Canal. It’s 9 mls from home, so far enough to work up a thirst. It may seem like a lame excuse for an afternoon of drinking (which, in the interests of accuracy, began just before 12 noon), but I haven’t been into Birmingham since the Commonwealth Games (more of them later) and in these uncertain times a lot can change. Only in the last 48 hours I learnt that one of the pubs I would have recommended, The Woodman, has sadly shut its doors for the last time, killed off, reportedly, by all the nearby HS2 construction work, plus the cost of living crisis. I’ve also got a friend (yet another Preston exile) coming along with me for his first ever Biscuit gig, so that’s another good reason to check that the pubs that we may be visiting remain in good order. What follows then is almost up-to-the-minute.
First stop, the Wellington, or the Welly, on Bennetts Hill, is often my one-and-only stop in Birmingham, as, for me, it’s one of the best pubs on the planet. A real ale lover’s paradise. Plasma screen on the right as you go in, numbering all the beers on offer, where from, strengths etc. You order your drink by number on screen rather than name, so if it’s Oakham Citra for you, it’s a pint of number 5. It’s also a wet pub, so there is no problem in consuming your own food on the premises . Manager and bar staff always friendly and knowledgeable. Two inquisitive house cats as well. I was drinking there with Bev, who is not a cat-person, a few months ago. In true cat style they took it in turns to fall asleep on her jacket. I did take pics, and the manager asked me to post them on the pub Facebook page. I would have done so if I did Facebook. Please take note of the signs at the doors asking you not to let the cats out as you leave!
If you leave the Welly by the door at the rear you will only have a few steps to travel to reach the next pub on my list, the Old Joint Stock. Once a Victorian bank, it’s now a pub and theatre, and, for the out-of-towner, is worth a visit for the decor alone. It’s a Fuller’s pub, and since I drank enough Fuller’s during my London days to last a lifetime, I tend to give it a miss. Today showed that this is probably an error on my part, firstly as there is nothing wrong with Fuller’s, and secondly, they had so many guest ales that they could give the Welly a reasonable run for their money when it comes to variety. Just a half here. Good beer, bar staff spot-on, and I also understand that they serve very good food.
The Briar Rose, also on Bennetts Hill, as referenced by Brumbiscuit, is the place to go if you want a decent Spoons. At the bottom of the hill, on the corner of New St, there’s an Ask Italian. It’s about 15 mins walk from the venue, but I’ve eaten here a few times and the food and service have always been good. It would be my first choice for a pre-gig pizza. For those of you who want to eat closer to the venue, there are plenty of alternatives around the Bull Ring.
Next stop after the Old Joint Stock was the White Swan, getting much closer to the venue, on the corner of Bradford St in Digbeth. It’s under the same management as the Welly, so you can take it for granted that the beer is good, although you only have 5 real ales to choose from rather than 14 or so! Feels like a typical quiet back street boozer, where you can chug your way through a few pints of an afternoon in peace. I felt very much at home here.
Just around the corner from the White Swan is the Spotted Dog. It opened at 5pm today so I was nearly 3 hrs early when I rocked up, but it will open at 3pm on Friday. There has been much change in Digbeth during the last decade, but it does retain strong links to the Irish community (of which I consider myself a part), and I would describe the Spotted Dog as ‘of Irish character’ rather than ‘strongly Irish-themed’. The reviews tend to be mixed, esp of the manager and the staff, and some reviews may even be accurate, but I’ll take them all with a pinch of salt as we are usually hearing half the story at most. On all my previous visits, usually before Birmingham City v Preston North End matches, I’ve always found the bar staff great, and the beer is invariably excellent. Maybe it’s just how you treat people..? Also, whilst I tend to stick to bitter, please note that their Guinness is widely considered to be the best pint of the stuff in the region.
The final pub that I’m recommending is the Old Crown on Digbeth High St. The atmosphere alone makes it worth a visit. It’s the oldest pub in Birmingham, dating back to the 14th century, and is therefore steeped in history. It also boasts a large beer garden, and it serves good food. It’s taken me this long to use the words ‘peaky’ and ‘blinders,’ but the pub has thrived on Peaky Blinders tourists in recent years. In 2019 my b-in-law and I spent a most enjoyable evening here, being entertained with tales of the real Peaky Blinders, including one Edward Derrick, by his great-grandson and local historian Carl Chinn MBE. Just like the Old Joint Stock, if you’re not local it’s worth checking out. I’ve always considered the beer a bit take-it-or-leave-it, but, just like the OJS, I was in for a pleasant surprise, as the Bunny Hop from the Purity Brewing Co. was outstanding today. Bar staff good as gold once again.
When my transfer from London to Birmingham came through in 1991, the solitary but considerable benefit as I saw it was that it was half way to Preston. As the years went by, I became something of an apologist for the place, saying words to the effect ‘it has some good areas,’ ‘the people are friendly,’ and ‘great location for striking out to all points of the compass’ (which I now realise says nothing for the place itself). Nowadays though, I have nothing but pride at making my home hereabouts. When it came to showcasing the region to its best effect, the recent Commonwealth Games were nothing less than an absolute triumph. During the Games I worked as a volunteer, and heard nothing but good comments from the spectators including, memorably, a group of Liverpudlians who told me that we needed to become as good as them in singing the praises of our city. It doesn’t seem to come easy to us, but I think there is more civic pride going on these days, and an increasing vibrancy. What does it for me though is the cultural diversity. I’ve previously commented here that we were baled out pre-Brexit from elsewhere in the EU when faced with a shortage of bus drivers, but this is just a recent example of a tradition stretching back centuries of migrants making the region their home. It doesn’t make us unique, but it does make it the place I want to be. Communities here have traditionally been tolerant of one another and prepared to coexist, but what you are seeing more and more is integration as well as diversity. There seems to be an increasing appetite to sample different cultures and if, like me, you have that kind of curiosity, then life (to borrow an expression from what has become my favourite track on the last album) is a continual feast.
Whilst you are in town, if you have a little time to spare, the iconic Commonwealth Games Bull remains on display in Centenary Square. If you have a bit more time on your hands, the nearby Birmingham Library is another of our triumphs. It looks great from the outside, and the interior is even better. It’s only been open since 2013, which makes it an even greater achievement since, elsewhere, libraries were closing right, left and centre. I’ve heard it said more than once that, a few months later, the project would never have got off the ground because of the onset of the financial crisis. Phew.
It can’t be denied that all the building work that’s going on can make navigating your way around the city something of a challenge, and Digbeth is a particular challenge/downright pain in the arse. This apart, there should be lots to like. Best wishes to all then for a hugely enjoyable visit. For my part, whilst I’m looking forward to hooking up with old friends, I do love meeting new people, so if you see me about town, or in the Welly where I will be kicking things off, in my trademark football top, please do say hello. Oh yes, and enjoy the gig.
Apologies for subjecting you to a verbosity onslaught. All my own opinions ofc, and no probs at all if you disagree with them. And no, I didn’t walk home. I took the train. Cheers all.
13 September 2022
GORDON BURNS
More ticket spam from Ticketmaster today…
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“Hi there,
Quick reminder about your tickets…
The O2 Academy app is your ticket
You can download the O2 Academy app from your phone’s app store on iOS or Android. All you need to do is open the app, then tap the ticket icon and sign in with your Ticketmaster account log-in.”
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So I now have my original ticket printed off, a ticketmaster account on the WWW, where I can show the updated 2022 version of this. And now some poxy O2 app on my phone, which I can also show the 2022 ticket on. I’m going with all three ready – who knows what the venue people will be expecting.
13 September 2022
FEATURELESS TV PRODUCER STEVE
@FERENCVÁROS FAN, if the HMHBLP Latest Comments page had a “Like” button next to your post, it would be well and firmly clicked. A most enjoyable read. Thank you for taking the time to share that.
14 September 2022
Chris The Siteowner
Truly remarkable FF, surely the best pre-gig pub guide from a local we’ve ever had on this site, and whatever happens, by gig time on Friday I’ll feel I didn’t experience all the area had to offer! Thank you.
14 September 2022
dr desperate
Excellent work, @FF! If I put myself outside of a pint in all six of your suggestions I wouldn’t be able to find the gig, though I do rather hanker for the old Frank Marker-style dimpled half-pint glasses. (I should have been returning to Brum on Monday for a Pete Atkin gig and could have split the itinerary into a more manageable twain, but it’s been cancelled out of respect for our late sovereign of happy memory chiz.)
14 September 2022
dr desperate
I notice that there are five other pizzerie within 100 yards of your suggestion – I like the look of Rudy’s, though they may fail on number of available covers, and it is a big ASK.
14 September 2022
The moth
Have loaded the O2 app, but it doesn’t seem able to display my ticket. (Screen shows ‘Something went wrong. Try again.’)
I’m assuming though that the version on the TM app will be fine. (And I’ve screenshotted the ticket too just to be on the safe side. Can’t see the point of downloading additional software. Bring back paper tickets! Grr.
14 September 2022
GORDON BURNS
Very nice virtual pub crawl @FF. Hope to bump into you and others on the day, looking forward to some driving beers and a pizza.
14 September 2022
EXXO
@Dr. D – see what you did there. Must admit I’d never heard of ‘Ask’ until your quip and was amazed to find out it’s a chain of 120 that has merged with at least another 600 Pizza Express and Zizzis to make a mega-conglomerate. ‘Kinell.
14 September 2022
quality janitor
Great write-up FF. Felt proud to be a Brummie reading that. I’ll see what I can do about being a bit more upbeat about the place, but decades of being considered the armpit of the UK wears heavy on us midlanders.
I first drank in the Wellington in the late 80s when it was a Courage pub, and nothing special if I’m honest. It was around the corner from the office though so frequented (lived in morelike) by workmates. Being the youngster at the time, as well as picking up sandwiches for everyone (back when there were small independent sandwich shops) I was often sent down there to ask Sisi the owner if I could take a pint back for Brian, who was hard at work flogging pensions to insurance brokers.
But it got much better and unless I’m feeling particularly Spoony cheapskatish is my hostelry of choice.
If I can get it together I’ll be in the Welly beforehand. Would be nice to meet up with a some of you as gigs have been a solo affair for me for many a year. Trusting HPA is still no 1 on the screen?
14 September 2022
clown in a yaris
Am going to go with ‘Ted Moult’ and ‘Get Kramer’ as oddities for Friday’s bash with maybe ‘Paranoid’ as the cover.
14 September 2022
brumbiscuit
Good research, FF. I would have recommended the Woodman too, but had read of its demise. It once made the news locally because the manager of the time was thinking of putting up a plaque over the seat where Peter Sutcliffe used to sit when his lorry was parked up in the adjacent truck stop!
The Anchor is near the White Swan, and it used to be a superb place to drink when Gerry ran it, but he’s sold up and recent reviews by mates aren’t good. It is, however, very handy for the Coach Station.
It’s heading in the wrong direction from the city centre, but if you’re arriving by Metro or train to Snow Hill Station, the adjacent Old Contemptibles is worth a try.
Post-gig, the Balti Triangle isn’t far away, and busses galore will whisk you there. However, I haven’t been there for years, so can’t offer any recommendations. Anyone? https://balti-birmingham.co.uk/the-balti-triangle/
14 September 2022
quality janitor
For too long I thought The White Swan was the pub Paul Henry, who played Benny in Crossroads, used to run. But a quick consultation with Dr Internet says no.
http://www.birminghamhistory.net/category/paul-henry/
He did go to school with ELO’s Jeff Lynne though, who lived just around the corner from where I now live, hence the ‘Shard End’ bit in All Over The World.
After my recent foray around the Oblong of Dreams I wonder if NB57 will return the favour with a tour of the nondescript streets by me. We have a river, bridge and daffodils (amongst the dog shit and broken glass).
14 September 2022
quality janitor
For the Balti Triangle you could do worse than go to Adil’s on Stoney Lane, which (arguably perhaps, though the owner assured me when I last went) was the first Balti house. Evah.
https://www.timeout.com/birmingham/restaurants-and-cafes/adils-balti
I used to love the Royal Naweed on Woodbridge Road in Moseley, after a night in the Prince of Wales. Did a killer prawn balti, and Ali the owner was a lovely chap. Had a picture of him and Lord Lichfield on the wall. Long gone now though.
14 September 2022
dr desperate
Our mate ‘Not Awkward’ Sean Macreavy finds himself holding two spare tickets for the Birmingham gig. Happy with face value of £23.25 each, he says on FB.
14 September 2022
EXXO
@FF. Something else I didn’t know about was that bull, as C. Games passed me by a bit in the blur of the new football season starting. It does indeed look iconic and you’ll be pleased to see I’ve replaced the pic of the Bullring bull on the FBL entry form with that one instead.
14 September 2022
Brumbiscuit
A mate of mine owns a club in Digbeth, but he’s closed this Friday. He’s recommended DigBrew: https://digbrewco.com/pages/taproom
Close to the venue.
14 September 2022
Millard rausch
https://filmboards.com/board/25787974/
They have a page on filmboards, if anyone’s interested.
15 September 2022
GORDON BURNS
Humdrum Express has just posted on FB:
“GIG NEWS…
I’m thrilled to announce that I shall be supporting Half Man Half Biscuit at the O2 Institute in Birmingham tomorrow night! 👊🙂”
Get there early people, wouldn’t want to miss him.
15 September 2022
dr desperate
From the horse’s mouth:
7pm doors
8pm THX
9pm HMHB
11pm curfew.
15 September 2022
FERENCVáROS FAN
Only one more sleep to go, and so excited. Drinking in the Welly with my longest-standing close friend plus my Biscuit friends, prior to seeing the band perform live, is practically as good as it gets. My thanks @ FTPS, Ctso, Dr D, Quality J and BB for you kind comments about my recent post. I’m truly grateful. It means a lot to me, and it’s good to feel I may have given a bit back after all the enjoyment that I’ve gained at being part of this site.
@Quality J: I was travelling on a coach around about 1980 which stopped in Digbeth I thought the place resembled a bombsite and thanked the Lord I had no ties to Birmingham. I suspect that those images were imprinted on the brains of millions of people up and down the country. Impressions like that take some shifting. I’m pretty sure you are right about HPA being top of the screen in the Welly. I think numbers 1-5 tend to be the same.
@Exxo: yes good of you to get both our bulls on your Biscuitball entry form, which I completed yesterday evening. I do need to catch a break here. I laughed at your comment about the Games passing you by in a blur because it was the absolute opposite for me. The Games, the early start to the season, and the distraction of the final of the Euros (I was in a tizz as I’d gone and volunteered for an extra shift before realising it clashed with the match) on the following day, all combined to ensure that it took until about 8pm on the opening Saturday of the season for me to realise that there had been football. It’s normally my focal point of the month.
@BB: yes the Old Contemptibles is a big favourite for many, and I wouldn’t put anybody off drinking there, but for me it has an unfortunate association with a deeply frustrating evening. Having missed a connection at Snow Hill by seconds after a night match at the Hawthorns (lost 2-0), and faced with a lengthy wait for the next train, just when you thought nothing else could go wrong it turned out that they were out of draught beer in the Old C. Final straw, which as we know is often what does it, but it was 20 years ago (sending the ranting text messages home was still something of a novelty) so maybe it’s time to get over it…
About to go out along my beloved canals again now. Best wishes, all. Hope to see lots of you tomorrow.
15 September 2022
EXXO
@FF. We have a lot in common with our holding of grudges against places in Brum. Every time I look at the black, dead toenail of my right big toe, I think of New Street station 8 years ago, where I missed one of those connections where the door closes on your nose, after you were sure you’d won the sprint, and the train then stays there for another minute, and you appeal desperately but the ref and lino ain’t even looking any more. So I naturally tuned and kicked what I thought was a board, but was a wall. Smashed my toe and the nail has never grown since.
It’s interesting what you say about people’s impressions of Brum, FF & QJ. I’ve never really thought about it, but I like to visit towns that have plenty of visible historical buildings, a river or sea and some good bars/pubs. Canals can only substitute if it’s somewhere like Amsterdam or Venice. City centre green spaces are next down the checklist, if there’s no waterfront. So what that says to me is that Birmingham is always going to rely on events, events and more events to attract visitors, and if it’s straight in and out for a HMHB gig, then all we need are the pubs of course, and you’ve certainly done a great job of ticking that box for me and making me wish I was there tomorrow.
15 September 2022
Richard Barnfield
Gutted they are coming on that late has I will have to leave at 22:30 for the last train home.
15 September 2022
mister tubbs
The Birmingham to Wolverhampton mainline canal is well worth a look, if you’ve got quite a few hours to kill, plenty of old industrial buildings along the route. There were still a few pubs on or close to the towpath, the last time I did it about 10 years ago, and about half way along, there’s a turning on the left that leads into the Netherton tunnel, which you can walk through, it’s about 1 1/2 miles long, and you’d need a torch, as there’s no lighting. There’s also a return footpath over the top of the tunnel, which visits the ventilation shafts, if you like that sort of thing.
15 September 2022
dr desperate
The post-Games Birmingham Festival is still running, though during this national moment of mourning all programming has been paused. One can still visit PoliNations, the “city-centre forest garden of magical proportions” in Victoria Square, 5 minutes walk from The Wellington.
15 September 2022
Cornish Biscuit
We can’t make the gig tonight (stupid Covid) so we’ve given our tickets to friends from Lichfield (sp?) who have never seen the band before, so hoping they become die-hards too, although it’s a bit of a poisoned chalice because they’ve got 14 albums to investigate and they’re not young. I’ve sent them some You Tube links and a link to Taylor Parkes’ brilliant Quietus article, but was looking for a crisp yet accurate phrase to describe the band to them… Not easy. Any ideas?
16 September 2022
Man of varying sorrow
I’ve had similar issues when introducing friends to the band @Cornish Biscuit. I think a good way to describe their music would be ‘sardonic’. Alternatively I always think NB himself put it nicely in an interview (I can’t remember which one) where he says he tries to go against cliché. If anyone else can come up with anything better I’d also be interested to hear it!
16 September 2022
Chris The Siteowner
The John Peel video on the ‘About’ page here is a great introductory watch.
16 September 2022
Chris The Siteowner
4pm: Group building up at the Wellington if anyone’s at a loose end.
16 September 2022
TRANSIT FULL OF keith
If any of us could sum them up in a crisp but accurate phrase, we wouldn’t be on here.
16 September 2022
Alice van der meer
Dunno where to put this… and it probably makes me sound like the Paintball couple, but there you go.
I was at the Photography Show at the NEC today and was chatting to an exhibitor named Rachel Brewster-Wright – Birkenhead came up in the conversation, and she told me her band (Marlow? Malo?) used to be on Probe, and they’d supported HMHB.
17 September 2022
Pirx The Purist
That would be Marlowe: https://www.discogs.com/artist/304233-Marlowe
17 September 2022
Alice van der meer
Thank you, Pirx – that was my small world moment of the day!
18 September 2022
BOBBY SVARC
Ar, a photography show, I had to look twice.
18 September 2022
Mr Ed
Due to poor planning on my part I’m now struggling to get a ticket for Norwich. If anybody hears of one going I would appreciate it.
21 September 2022
Flintlock
Has anyone been able to buy more than one ticket for Edinburgh on the Eventim site? (https://www.eventim.co.uk/event/half-man-half-biscuit-liquid-rooms-15740786/?affiliate=PP2)
I keep checking, but it only ever has the option to buy one ticket – I know I could buy one and then another one, but they would each have their own delivery charge.
22 September 2022
Parsfan
From my recent experience I wouldn’t use Eventim if there were other options. I did get in with only a quarter of a QR code in my email but not all venues might be so trusting/accomodating.
The SongKick link for the gig lists See Tickets and Gigantic, both at £20 as opposed to £23 (though I imagine the final price will be much the same).
22 September 2022
Flintlock
Thanks Parsfan, got them from See Tickets. £46.50 in total for 2.
22 September 2022
dr desperate
Another rail strike called for 8 October (the day after the Blackpool gig), involving RMT members in Network Rail and 15 train operating companies.
22 September 2022
Cornish Biscuit
We had to miss the Birmingham gig (Covid) and now it’s not looking good for us getting back to Scotland after the Blackpool gig (train strike). Can’t seem to find a workable bus alternative either. Is anyone else going to Blackpool from Scotland and, if so, are you overcoming this transport obstacle better than me? Can’t miss two in a row we have tickets for…I won’t countenance it!
24 September 2022
Bad loser
Tickets for Edinburgh purchased. Hoping those hotel prices come down a bit. Paid about £90 for a nice hotel near Haymarket last time. Much more expensive this time.
25 September 2022
eric t’viking
@ Cornish Biscuit – sympathies, it would be tough to miss two gigs. Just wondering if you have had a look at either Megabus or National Express? I know Megabus does a Glasgow – Lancaster – Preston route, and getting to / from Blackpool from either Lancaster or Preston ought to be feasible.
25 September 2022
Cornish Biscuit
Thanks Eric, we’re currently looking into this. National Express looks more likely at the moment: last train to Manchester after gig, then possibly all-night National Express coach to Edinburgh. I think Bear Grylls could do it. I must try to be more like Bear Grylls I think.
26 September 2022
John
Is anyone seeking a spare ticket for the Blackpool show? The rescheduled date was slightly awkward for me anyway, but the train strike now makes it a non-starter. Face value (or make me an offer!).
(as ever, email me – CtSO)
27 September 2022
Cornish Biscuit
2 TICKETS FOR BLACKPOOL
… It looks like we too can’t feasibly make the Blackpool gig now because of the train strike on the 8th and a funeral to go to on the Saturday afternoon back in Scotland. So we have two tickets for sale, if anyone wants them, face value or any offers.
28 September 2022
Cream cheese and chives
Two tickets for Blackpool looking for a home. Chemotherapy for Mrs Chives means another no show.
30 September 2022
dr desperate
Very sorry to hear that, @CC&C, best wishes to her for a speedy recovery.
2 October 2022
dr desperate
Blackpool stage times from the horse’s mouth:
Doors 7
JDM 8
HMHB 9
Stage curfew 11
Dressing room curfew (always wise to have one of them) 12.
2 October 2022
Injured buzzard
Thanks to the customary post gig train strike I have secured the company van for travel to Blackpool and have a spare seat if anyone wants a lift from & to Dumfries or points en route. Be leaving early afternoon and returning around 9am Saturday.
2 October 2022
Golden biscuit winner
Any lifts back to Merseyside/Southport on the Saturday after Blackpool?
4 October 2022
Mr Ed
I will be driving up from Nottingham early Friday afternoon, and back on Saturday late morning. If anybody en-route is struggling for transport let me know.
5 October 2022
EXXO
Buzzing with anticipation here as Mrs. Exford has finally been able to confirm her first attendance since Holmfirth, so the first gig we’ll have driven to since the last Oxford one. We’re also both inordinately pleased that our separate webs of workplace deceit have enabled both of us (and the dog) to leave Leeds at 3pm. This may even enable us to have a pre-gig pint. If so we’ll be in the Cask & Tap near the venue some time after 6.30pm. Unimaginative name, but we’re eager to support anything relatively new and independent in the real ale desert of Mrs E’s home town.
If anyone was stuck for a lift back to the outskirts of Manc or Leeds on Saturday afternoon and didn’t mind being flexible on times and not allergic to dogs or messy vans full of flotsam, we’d be an option.
6 October 2022
dr desperate
Cask & Tap was our choice too, having stopped off there during Rebellion in August. Probably a bit earlier though.
6 October 2022
Mark Griffiths
Cask and tap and the Brew room are on our list.
Anyone looking for last minute accommodation we’re 4 lads who have never shook the Wirral and have a spare room in our rented town house.
6 October 2022
Tess of the dormobiles
Hi, I have a spare ticket for Blackpool if anyone wants it. I’ll take face value or a collection of ammonites. x
6 October 2022
BOBBY SVARC
It’s 21 years since I last went to Blackpool, it’s just a shame I won’t be with you at the Winter Gardens tonight, I’ll be there in spirit, so close yet so far. It was just unfortunate that my family have organised this reunion mularkey and got tickets for Marti Pellow at The Lowther Pavillion, Lytham. Enjoy the lights.
7 October 2022
EXXO
Unlucky Mick. I’ve just sent Marti Pellow a message suggesting that he cover ‘Slipping the Escort’ and seg straight into ‘Sweet Little Mystery’ at the appropriate moment. I can’t see how he can resist
See you in Lembo!
7 October 2022
karmicmoan
Alright so here I am on a message board asking for a lift. I stupidly didn’t book a coach back to Liverpool on Saturday and they’re sold out. If anyone can give me a lift back to Liverpool (or anywhere on the Wirral) I’ll gladly pay petrol and also buy any non-drivers I’ll be sharing the car with a pint. Feel free to email me at georgepowell7(at)gmail(dot)com. There’s always one, I know.
7 October 2022
German rep
@DD et al: When will you be at the Cask & Tap? Currently following the traces of CSI:Ambleside but head back to Blackpool soon.
Looking forward to seeing you lot again!
Thorsten
7 October 2022
dr desperate
Excellent to hear you’re coming, Thorsten! We’ll probably be at the C&T from 2.30.
7 October 2022
German rep
Great! Will be there in approx 90 minutes time. T.
7 October 2022
Exxo
Current motorway situation means I wont get a chance to catch up before the gig Thorsten. I’ll definitely point to you during the gig though when he sungs “Thor’s Stone.”
7 October 2022
German rep
Cheers Exxo! Hope you‘re inside the venue by now!
7 October 2022
Nige
Looking forward to Norwich, it was at the Waterfront that I first saw them. Must have been about 1990, around the time of the Macintyre comeback album but Gez’s gig list doesn’t go back that far. Booked in at the Travelodge riverside and hopeful that the RMT and Aslef will take pity on us this time. I wonder if Nigel will be going to Swindon v Tranmere on the saturday – maybe I could cadge a lift.
11 October 2022
Brumbiscuit
Likewise. The Friday will be a tad fraught as I’m starting a new job that week, so the drive over will be later than usual. Despite going to UEA from ’89 to ’93, I never did make it to the Waterfront, so a first awaits. Naarch are playing ‘Boro on the Saturday and there are lots of pubs I’m hoping to revisit. Heading back late on the Sunday, so lots of catching up to do.
11 October 2022
Alex Plant
Hi there, all tickets for the HMHB gig in Norwich on 11 November seem to have gone. Was hoping to attend to celebrate my birthday – does anyone have any spares? Thanks! Alex – East Anglian Biscuiteer
12 October 2022
Phyllis Triggs
HELP! I’ve just decided to make the big trip to London but it looks like the Camden gig is sold out. Has anyone got a Camden ticket going spare? PLEASE!
12 October 2022
John anderson
Oh Lord, I also need a ticket for Camden. Didn’t imagine it would sell out so quickly. What an idiot. Can anyone help?
13 October 2022
dr desperate
The Electric Ballroom has a capacity of 1500 – the fact that it’s sold out three months in advance suggests the promoters are under-estimating the demand.
Norwich (a far smaller venue) also sold out a month ago.
If anyone from The Gig Cartel is on this site, think on.
13 October 2022
Cream CHEESE AND chives
Exxo I emailed you. May have gone to junk.
13 October 2022
EXXO
Hi Pete, I’ve replied and it’s sorted. My apologies for delay and my very best, Exxo.
13 October 2022
dic aberdaron
@ hendrix tat
good to see you @ stanleys the other night … always a pleasure
you’ll have to try and make it to one of our sunday afternoon sessions @ the swingin’ arm ..
over by 8ish.. all good fun
https://allevents.in/birkenhead/biteback-the-gakk-and-the-dregs-brum/200023323196319
16 October 2022
EXXO
Nice one. If I hadn’t been teaching in Leeds till 5.30 I’d have been at Stanley’s via Prenton Park, just to say I’d done both on the same Friday night, but come one Karl I need a Band-its gig on a Saturday after a Tranmere match not a Friday night during one. No wonder the gates are low.
16 October 2022
dic aberdaron
they sometimes play molly’s on a saturday
16 October 2022
EXXO
Their manager needs to check the Tranmere fixtures and put an ad in the fanzine 😀
16 October 2022
Hendrix-tattoo
@Dic, It was great to see you also. And a big thanks for your Wirralian hospitality. And it’s a yes for the Swinging Arm afternoon in November.
United,United,United…
16 October 2022
dic aberdaron
haha.. boss
c u there fella
16 October 2022
EvilGazebo
FAO Alex Plant above. I now have just the one spare for Norwich if that’s any use?
17 October 2022
AChtungthommo
Hi Evilgazebo, if the singular spare is no use to Alex I’d be delighted to take it off your hands (or anybody else with a single spare, certainly not looking to queue jump you Alex)
18 October 2022
Mr Ed
I am in need of a single for Norwich.
18 October 2022
Brumbiscuit
I’m not sure we’ll have time to get there on the day, nor is it particularly close to the venue, but the Kings Arms comes highly recommended https://www.kingsarmsnorwich.co.uk/index Bateman’s beers and the local takeaways deliver there, with the pub providing plates and cutlery.
No frills (not particularly handy for the hills), just a great boozer.
20 October 2022
dr desperate
Ten minutes’ walk from the venue – do-able, I’d say. Any other suggestions?
21 October 2022
Brumbiscuit
There is a very swanky Wetherspoons on the opposite side of the river, about a minute away over a footbridge. Queen of Iceni?
The Fat Cat establishments are also worth a visit, though neither is close.
There’s a Belgian bar in the centre and The Vine – worth a visit if only to grasp its scale. It also does very good Thai food.
Someone local might be able to point out some others of merit, but those above are the ones I’m familiar with.
21 October 2022
Brumbiscuit
@Ferencváros Fan: can you get yourself over to Leamington on the day of the Norwich gig? I’m driving over and have a spare seat. We’re not coming back until the Sunday though…
22 October 2022
FERENCVáROS FAN
@Brumbiscuit: thanks for your kind offer, but Norwich is the only forthcoming gig that I’m not booked up for, as there is a clash with a walking commitment. Hope to catch up with you at Hull, or early in the New Year, or maybe along the canal towpath!
23 October 2022
Alex Plant
Thanks so much Evilgazebo! 1 is tricky for me though, so if Achtungthommo can take it that would be great. Very kind!
25 October 2022
Welly
Looking for a ticket for Norwich if anyone knows of any going spare. Obviously I’ll wait in line behind others on here who have already asked.
25 October 2022
Jonathan
Hi all – going to the Hull gig in December alone, anyone up for getting some pints in before or after the gig? would be great to meet some fellow fans.
30 October 2022
Chris The Siteowner
Hi Jonathan – there’ll be one or more meet-ups before and after the gig – they’re normally organised in the few days leading up to the event on this very page. Watch this space – you’ll be most welcome.
30 October 2022
Tony c
Does anyone have 2 spare tickets for the London gig in January that I can buy?
30 October 2022
Natalie at the back
Hi would also like 2 or more tickets for London if anyone has any going spare. Went online to buy some and all sold out. Many thanks.
3 November 2022
Sean
Gentlemen–I am asking for your guidance. I am an American who will be checking a lot of boxes next week–first trip off the continent; first trip to England; first footy match; first HMHB concert. I am a Norwich fan but more importantly a HMHB obsessive. I would love to know where folks will be drinking pre-gig, and would also appreciate your input on gig protocol; I’m used to working my way to the stage, and feel like I need to be as close as possible (as this may be my only chance to see HMHB), but certainly do not want to come across as the Ugly American, if that’s even avoidable. I’ll be wearing a cream-colored sweater and a yellow T-Shirt. Any input is appreciated.
3 November 2022
Chris The Siteowner
Hi Sean – I’m sure we’ll sort out a pre-gig pub on this very page. You’ll be most welcome to join us. Even Ipswich fans like me. I’ll let others comment on gig etiquette.
4 November 2022
EXXO
@Sean. There’s never any problem working your way to the front at any stage, least of all just before they come on. You shimmy through between folks, whether there is space or not, occasionally mumbling something about rejoining your girlfriend or mates. As those down the front are de facto your mates, simply by virtue of you having posted on here, that would not even be a fib. Just hone in on the fella with ‘King of Hi Vis’ on the back of his hi vis and job’s a good un. Alas I shall not be reaching the Wensum meself on this occasion so hope to make your acquaintance down the front another time.
4 November 2022
dr desperate
Not at all awkward, Sean, by all means come and say hello (or howdy if such is your preference). I’ll be that fella with ‘King of Hi Vis’ on the back of his hi vis, Showsecs allowing.
There’ll be ladies there as well as gentlemen present, though neither term precludes occasionally violent moshing, which usually clears as much space as you’re likely to need down at the front. Dance, laugh, drink, sing the words if you know them, otherwise make them up.
My favourite description of an HMHB gig is a quote from ‘Animal House’: “Oh boy, is this great!”
4 November 2022
Sean
Wonderful news; thanks for the input! As I believe my deductive reasoning skills have led me to determine the IDs of both Siteowner Chris and the Good Doctor, I will most definitely seek you out.
And per the Animal House reference, I was a member of a fraternity in college (Virginia Tech) not that dissimilar to Delta House; although instead of allowing the occasional motorcycle up and down the stairs, we instead employed a Christmas tree, but of course only during the Holiday season…
4 November 2022
dr desperate
Just in case, gig alert for Steph in Sunny Cleethorpes, for whom Craig Charles played ‘JDOGs’ on his R6M T-Shirt Day programme yesterday: the Hull Welly show is on Fri 16 Dec, not next Monday. (I suspect he may have misread her message.)
5 November 2022
FEATURELESS TV PRODUCER STEVE
Sean, you’re living my dream. I was going to try to make the pilgrimage back in 2020, but covid put an end to that. Now I’m hoping maybe next summer.
Anyway, American HMHB fans everywhere will be living vicariously through you. Have fun for all of us.
5 November 2022
Brumbiscuit
I’m reliably informed that Mango T is a good place to eat, if one likes Thai food, that is. Which all reminds me rather randomly of the boiled egg scene in Ai No Korīda, what I first saw in Cinema City in Naaarch in the early-90s.
Our Midlands contingent is hoping to be in town from 5pm-ish. For old times’ sake, the Fat Cat original pub may be our starting point. All depends on the A14/A11 traffic…
6 November 2022
Mr Ed
I’ll be in town from mid afternoon, given the price of petrol and appalling economy of my cars trains are looking like good value, and a direct train from Nottingham to Norwich means it is no slower. As such I’ll be one of the usual crowd for a beer or two beforehand and an exploration of the local nightlife afterwards.
6 November 2022
Brumbiscuit
The Waterfront website says it’ll be over by 10pm. Does that mean an 8pm start for HMHB?
7 November 2022
dr desperate
Earlier. I had an email from my ticket supplier last month to say that there’d be no support (originally planned to be JDM); doors 6.30, HMHB 7.45.
7 November 2022
Brumbiscuit
OK, thanks John.
7 November 2022
Brumbiscuit
Due to family reasons, there’s a ticket available for Friday’s Norwich gig. If anyone is interested, I’m sure CTSO can put us in touch.
(Just email me – CtSO)
8 November 2022
MR SPOKESMAN
April gig in Stowmarket;
https://www.ents24.com/stowmarket-events/john-peel-centre-for-creative-arts/half-man-half-biscuit/6624434
8 November 2022
dr desperate
Two tickets for Norwich going free at the moment, posted on the FB page 5 mins ago (1.15pm) and no response so far.
9 November 2022
Chris The Siteowner
Pre-gig drinks news: Dr D and I are convening on Friday afternoon at The Coach & Horses on Thorpe Rd, Norwich, just for the PBR value. All welcome to join us! I’ll be there from 3pm at the latest (earlier if I can). Heading off for food about 5pm. Hope you can make it, Sean!
9 November 2022
dr desperate
I don’t know Norwich at all, but a quick Google points to The Fat Cat and The Duke of Wellington as being decent real ale pubs. Unfortunately they’re both half an hour’s walk from the venue, so we’ll probably settle for The Coach & Horses (q v), a more manageable 10 minutes away with its own brewery. Should be there mid-afternoon.
9 November 2022
TRANSIT FULL OF keith
It’s likely to be a one-beer situation for us as we’re working Friday, driving to Norwich, grabbing food, and driving home after the gig… but hope to say hello at some point…
9 November 2022
dr desperate
They’ve recently been gifted the old Natwest bank building next door by the Council, so hopefully the capacity will be higher than the 220 claimed by the venue when they opened in 2013. I missed the HMHB gig that year, but from photos it looks like a medium-sized church hall.
9 November 2022
EXXO
Don’t think the acquisition of the building next door will be able to affect the venue of the main room. About 200 it is. Decent beer available too. Buy a venue t-shirt too folks, surely the coolest venue t-shirt there is. My one from the 2013 gig is the only t-shirt I’ve ever outgrown and re-bought in the same design, it’s that fucking superfucking cool and gets loads of appreciation from Peel fans everywhere.
9 November 2022
Wensum walker
Spare ticket for Friday’s gig in Norwich if someone needs one. Let me know on here.
9 November 2022
dr desperate
Someone on FB has taken the trouble to email the venue, and they say their capacity is 250, with the balcony. Probably the smallest venue they’ve played since…the last time they played there. (For comparison, the Kendal Brewery was 300.)
9 November 2022
EXXO
Ilminster Jan 2014 was 200.
9 November 2022
GORDON BURNS
Coach and Horses locked and loaded. Only half a mile from my hotel and on the way to the venue too. Result!
9 November 2022
dr desperate
Acoording to their website, The Square and Compass in Ilminster (now The Flying Fish) currently has a capacity of 230. Either way, they’re both small.
10 November 2022
EXXO
Either way, gigs at these venues are usually a favour for someone (in this case Sheila & the Peel legacy), done in tandem with a bigger gig. I note that the Junction is already booked for another band15 April. Anyone up for any predictions?
10 November 2022
BAD LOSER
After the Blackpool gig, I posted that I was guessing at a gig in Cambridge as Neil had said they were playing a ‘private gig’ and were looking to play another in the area to earn the money to get home. If Cambridge isn’t an option then somewhere further along the route home would be welcome.
About to post my predictions for tomorrow where, incidentally, my wife will earn a silver biscuit for attending her 25th gig.
10 November 2022
dr desperate
Jitsu_G and I were discussing the likelihood of a double-header yesterday – I suggested Cambridge, but as Exxo points out, The Junction is booked for the following night, and I see The Zombies are playing Bury St Edmunds.
Northampton (storms permitting)?
10 November 2022
BAD LOSER
9.05 am – Lamenting to a colleague that my run of gigs (started at Shrewsbury) was going to end at Leamington Spa.
11.10 – Purchases 3 tickets for Stowmarket.
10 November 2022
Chris The Siteowner
They could always do one the night before Stowmarket. Bilston is free. It’ll have been more than three years, which is highly unusual.
10 November 2022
EXXO
Cambridge on the Thursday would be my bet.
10 November 2022
transit full of keith
Sea Life Hunstanton? Chatteris Leisure Centre?
10 November 2022
dr desperate
@BL
No lamenting! (anag, 11)
10 November 2022
EXXO
Just working out that the last time they did a weekday double-header that meant 2 days off work for Carl and Neil was early 2019 for Cardiff & Exeter, and before that twice in 2013 for Peel Centre/Cambridge and for Brum/Brighton. So a Saturday gig seems waaaay more likely and I’ll shift my bets to Roadmender Saturday.
10 November 2022
BOBBY SVARC
Earl Shilton Conny Club, re-arranged from 2020
10 November 2022
dr desperate
*TIMING ALERT FOR NORWICH*
Latest email from ENTS24: Doors 6.30, Showtime 7.30 with no support.
(That’s 15 mins earlier than the previous notification.)
10 November 2022
cycledelic fuzz
Planning to get to the Coach & Horses around 330, may well be sporting a Slaughter & the Dogs T, sadly this is a fairly recent purchase….
10 November 2022
THE BASTARD IN THE HAT
I’d like to buy a ticket for Norwich’s gig if there’s one going. I’ve emailed Brumbiscuit #502 and Wensum Walker #511 via CtSO.
10 November 2022
Cycledelic Fuzz
I think I may have solved the mystery of the early finish tomorrow, every Friday Adrian Flux hosts Propaganda “the UK’s biggest Indie/alternative nightclub”, 1030-330, promising to spin “the Arctic Monkeys to the 1975” hmmmmm..
10 November 2022
THE BASTARD IN THE HAT
Re #530: I’m sorted now (pending collection), thanks to Brumbiscuit. I think Wensum Walker’s ticket is still for sale…
10 November 2022
Mr Ed
Looks like a trip to the Coach and Horses is in order then. I’ll see you there before 4pm.
11 November 2022
Brumbiscuit
TBITH: came out without my phone! We’re in the Kings Arms…
11 November 2022
Paul Sharp
Ticket available.
Late in the day but I can’t make Norwich gig. I read it’s a sellout so shame to waste. Free to anyone who wants it.
Assume I can just forward the barcode ticket that uea sent me.
11 November 2022
Chris The Siteowner
To anyone following the above, we met Sean from America and are enjoying a drink with him (and Ms Sean) now. Yay!
11 November 2022
Mr Ed
Anybody going to Stowmarket, book hotels now. Very limited options.
11 November 2022
EXXO
Well our1% of the audience will be in a van in a layby. I haven’t told Mrs Exford yet though so it might be like last time where 0.5% of the audience is camped in a wood near Peel’s grave and discovers that it’s actually on top of a very active rabbit warren.
11 November 2022
Not bishop brennan
Thanks Mr Ed for that tip off. The only hotel in town seems to be the oxymoronic Best Western Cedars Hotel – rooms in short supply. Looking forward to an early spring trip to Suffolk
12 November 2022
INJURED Buzzard
For those of us lucky enough to have secured Stowmarket tickets but not yet the limited accommodation options, the last train from Stowmarket to Ipswich is (at time of writing) 23.48, Norwich 23.53 & even 00.57.
13 November 2022
EXXO
Somebody should ask Sheila if she can put up a marquee for us at Peel Acres. Plenty of room on the lawn.
I wouldn’t book accommodation in Norwich though. Wrong direction, one would guess. What if there’s a gig the next night in say Northampton or Cambridge? Wait till we get the word on that – if not from another gig announcement, then maybe from Neil (who sometimes passes this was on the Sunday or Monday after a gig) or Nigel.
Meanwhile last trains out of Hull have also improved exponentially so if there’s no disruption I’ve just realised I can make that gig, which is a brilliant early Xmas pressie for me.
(and as I don’t do Xmas I can’t remember the last time I had any sort of Xmas pressie)
13 November 2022
EXXO
@Gipton Tony – do you fancy an expedition to H*ll & back?
13 November 2022
Chris The Siteowner
Hell yeah.
Cambridge show, April next year.
https://www.junction.co.uk/half-man-half-biscuit
Big decision for me: a gig just a well-struck three-wood from my front door, but with my team at home that day, if I go to the match, I won’t be rocking up until just before the gig starts, missing out on the beers…
15 November 2022
EXXO
Cambs derby at the Abbey that afternoon too, so thankfully no temptation to try to get tickets for that. Used to live within earshot in the noisy, ugly John Beck era when they were flying high in the second tier, and that’s the last time I went. Dion Dublin, Steve Claridge etc.
15 November 2022
TRANSIT FULL OF keith
Excellent, two tickets booked, for a gig ten minutes bike ride from home. Pub recommendations to follow nearer the day – unfortunately the Flying Pig has fallen victim to developers.
15 November 2022
Lux inferior
That takes me back, Exxo. Last time I went to the Abbey was for the game that kickstarted the glory years – a 5-2 win vs. Torquay Utd on a Friday night in October ’89 (in front of a desperately low gate of just over 2,000). It lifted the U’s out of the bottom two in the old Division 4 and the rest, as they say, is history. Promotion and FA Cup quarter-finals in successive seasons, then just falling short of becoming founder members of the Premier League after losing in the second division play-offs in ’92.
Not sure why I never went to another home game, particularly as I lived three minutes’ walk from the ground during the late 90s. No doubt I was too busy in William Hill’s.
16 November 2022
Benw
Anyone need 2 tickets for the Welly in Hull? I had to put them up on Ticketmaster resale but I can’t go so it would be appreciated if someone picked them up
16 November 2022
Hendrix-tattoo
Rail passengers face disruption in the run-up to Christmas after the RMT union announced more strike dates.
A series of strikes will be held across four 48-hour periods on 13-14 and 16-17 December and 3-4 and 6-7 January.
So that’s the Welly gig in Hull f****d then…
22 November 2022
Ferencváros fan
Yes @Tony, just come on here to post a similar message, but you beat me to it. I do have the option of driving, but have bad memories of the only previous time I drove to Hull. Overshot the hotel car park on a dual carriageway in rush hour, and had an absolute nightmare finding a place to park so that I could phone the hotel for help. It doesn’t help that I don’t particularly like driving. I’ve never had an easy relationship with the internal combustion engine. I do support the industrial action, but am dismayed that once again it has coincided with a gig. Aaaaargh!
22 November 2022
Nigel R
Camden was supposed to notify me when tickets were on sale.
I checked ages ago and they were not available. Now it seems they are sold out. Only really need one, Mrs R has not been converted – yet.
22 November 2022
Golden biscuit winner
Any February info?
23 November 2022
dr desperate
Yeah, I’ll be going to see Martin Carthy, Randy Newman and Pete Atkin (if we’re spared).
23 November 2022
dr desperate
The Gig Cartel say support at The Welly will be The Whistleblowers (presumably the Ashton-under-Lyne indie/alt rock band who describe themselves as “tight as a drum musically and lyrically and always deliver an incredible show that is not to be missed”; rather than the Scottish folk band from Stralsund, Germany).
24 November 2022
Hedley Verity
I’m another one snookered by the rail strike, so I’m looking to pass my ticket on. I’d be happy with £15 or the nearest offer.
25 November 2022
EXXo
Whereas I’ll go the other way and say I’d be overjoyed to give £25 petrol money to anyone driving from or past Leeds and back on the night, eg anyone on M62 from North West I could meet at M621 junction for example.
26 November 2022
John Downing
I’m another one having to pull out of The Welly due to the trains . They were very expensive when I first looked , but now with the disruption I’m not going to chance it coming from Cambridge, so another ticket on offer
29 November 2022
G(“LT”)
I’m after a Welly ticket if anyone’s still looking to get rid of one? Cheers, lods.
(Email me and I’ll put you in touch – CtSO)
30 November 2022
Hedley Verity
Hull ticket for sale – would take £15 for it, please contact me via CtSO if you’re interested.
Thanks.
2 December 2022
Jacob
Looking for two tickets to the London January night to take my old man to for a present if anyone hears of any! Thank you guys!!
Can contact me on a new email jbali1234@yahoo.com
2 December 2022
Benw
I have two tickets available for the Welly in Hull. Had to put them on Ticketmaster resale but let me know if you’d like them.
2 December 2022
EXXO
Will pay all petrol, gig ticket and pint for anyone Biscuit-curious who might fancy driving from the Leeds area.
3 December 2022
EXXO
For Hull I mean.
3 December 2022
Lingham Lane
@Exco I work in central Leeds and will leave around 2.30 that afternoon. No payment required.
5 December 2022
Hendrix-tattoo
A good friend of mine was found dead on a bus a couple of weeks ago. His funeral is on the same day as the Welly gig in Hull. Anyone interested in a free ticket?
I’m sure CtsO will put you in touch with me…
6 December 2022
dr desperate
Sorry to hear that, Tony, condolences to you and his other friends and family. As you say, ‘orrible times. We’ll miss you at Hull.
6 December 2022
EXXO
Aw Tony, that’s truly awful news once again. So pissed off that so many are having to miss this one.
@Lingham Lane I’ve just sent an email re the lift.
6 December 2022
Mr Ed
Sorry to hear about your friend Tony. I am unexpectedly potentially able to get to the gig so could take the ticket. Will compensate with beer/money when I next see you.
6 December 2022
Hendrix-tattoo
Thanks everyone for your kind words, It means a lot to me.
Thanks Cts0 for you getting me in touch with Martin.
Martin, I’ve just emailed you the ticket.
God bless you all…
6 December 2022
Brumbiscuit
Just read your bad news, Tony. Really sorry to hear about your friend. Having had a similar loss in October, I feel your pain.
7 December 2022
Hendrix-tattoo
Cheers Andy…
8 December 2022
Cream CHEESE AND chives
Exxo- I’ve emailed you. Check spam folder. A suitable title for my autobiography.
8 December 2022
EXXO
Replied. Thanks for the offer though. Can’t remember the last time I bothered with that London. Doctor Johnson would consider me tired of life, I suppose. Now HULL is another matter! “When a man is tired of Hull, he stayed there after the gig” I believe Boswell replied.
Still looking for a lift along the M62 and back from “near Leeds” if anyone is driving from the NW to Hull? I will happily loiter near the M621 junction/IKEA, and even more happily be dropped off back there after midnight. (Got a kind offer of a one-way lift from @Lingham Lane, but got no dog-sitter so can’t leave him all night).
8 December 2022
Parsfan
I grew tired of London
Not tired of life
Would be the album of the year in the parsfan household if there were no cowslips and celandine.
9 December 2022
Jonathan
Looking forward to the gig in Hull! going from Leeds but by bus as I don’t have a car and would never cross a picket line! Meeting a local friend in the day but would be great to meet up with other HMHB fans in the evening before the gig as will be by my lonesome.
12 December 2022
Injured Buzzard
Unfortunately can’t make it on Friday so have a ticket available. Free to a good home. E-ticket so I’m sure ctso will pass on details. See you all in London.
(Email me at chris@chrisrand.com – CtSO)
13 December 2022
G(“LT”)
Hey, Injured Buzzard! I’m still after a Hull ticket if yours is still available?
13 December 2022
Injured Buzzard
@G(“LT”) No problem. I’ll send ticket to CtSO and he can forward it.
13 December 2022
Ferencváros fan
Not looking forward to the cross country drive, but there is plenty of sunshine forecast over the next 48 hrs, so hoping that the roads are OK on Friday/Saturday. Staying at the Holiday Inn Express. Didn’t realise it when I made the booking, but I stayed there once before on a work overnighter. Once the penny did drop, I immediately remembered that this was where, at great inconvenience, I overshot the car park. For anybody else staying there and driving, what you have to do is take the second left after the hotel, and make your way into the shopping centre car park, where hotel guests qualify for a cheap 24 hour rate. Safe journey to all of you who are on the roads to and from the gig, and sincere commiserations to those who have had to cancel. If all goes to plan I’ll be looking to come out to play mid-afternoon. Other than a bar near the station (plus a kebab outlet if we’re being accurate), I saw nothing of Hull during my previous visit, so really looking forward to seeing more of the place, in scintillating company ofc, before the gig. Cheers for now.
14 December 2022
dr desperate
Good directions, @FF, but you need to be aware that the left-hand lane is now a bus lane up to 6.30pm, so you need to stay in the middle lane until just before the left turn in front of the Doubletree hotel. Many Hullensians were caught out by that one when it was introduced (as was my partner Elizabeth a couple of months ago).
14 December 2022
Ferencváros fan
Many thanks @Dr D, but feck also, as I can see there’s plenty of scope for making a bollix of it again! Hope to see you sooner rather than later Fri.
14 December 2022
EXXO
Last forlorn appeal for anybody driving along the M62 past Leeds during the afternoon and back after the gig. I’m based near Elland Road but happy to bike it to the M621 junction & back. I’ll happily throw in £50 petrol money. It’s going to be really hard missing this one. I’ve tried thinking about the Mugabe government and the Calcutta railways but at least they both have a nice warm climate. So then I have to think at least I’m not in a bloody trench in Ukraine waiting for a drone strike, which is nice and cheery eh? Lots of feedback please folks.
14 December 2022
G(“LT”)
Thanks very much, @IB and @CtSO. A pint or two coming your ways next time..
14 December 2022
Reuben Lee
Two free tickets for Hull if anyone can use to them. Scuppered by the train strike. E tickets so I can send. Cheers. Reuben.
14 December 2022
Chris The Siteowner
GIG CANCELLED.
GIG CANCELLED.
GIG CANCELLED.
Nigel unwell. More to follow.
15 December 2022
Geraldine
Oh no!
I just came on here to see if anyone knew stage times 🙁
15 December 2022
Ferencváros Fan
Thanks, Chris. So sorry to hear that NB is ill. Hope he is fit and well soon. That’s all that matters.
15 December 2022
Bad loser
Gutted of course but 10/10 for the year is still something I’m proud of. Hopefully something relatively minor.
Looking ahead, the Welly is quiet for events in February, when the band have a month off from gigs as things stand.
15 December 2022
woodnoggin
Oh no! That’s a shame. I was hoping to hear a Christmas song.
15 December 2022
GORDON BURNS
It’s official:
—–
We regret to inform you that due to illness, tomorrow nights Half Man Half Biscuit show at The Welly has been postponed to Friday 28th April 2023. All tickets will remain valid, but if you are unable to make the new date, you will be entitled to a full refund.
Many thanks
New Cross Tickets
—–
Look after yourself Nigel and get better. We’ll all find other ways to play tomorrow night.
15 December 2022
EXXO
So it’s still next gig in “the North.” Hopefully rail dispute over by then and we can raise a glass to Taylo that night.
15 December 2022
dr desperate
Any Biscuiteers still wishing (or forced) to go to Hull tomorrow, there’ll be a select few meeting in the Hop & Vine on Albion St, 4-ish for a Biscuit gig night, just without the gig.
And you can really taste the vines!
15 December 2022
Mr Ed
Hendrix-Tattoo ticket reverts back to you 🙂
15 December 2022
Jonathan
@DR DESPERATE
was going to hull for other reasons than just the HMHB gig but now I’ve got the evening free you can count on me for the Hop and Vine – will be great to meet other fans!
15 December 2022
Gary Idgeforcort
Oh, great; more good news.. Just found out that I’ve been made redundant with immediate effect, and no compensation, today, too.
Get well soon Nigel. I hope to see you next April instead… If I’m not working at an all-night garage with talk radio on.
16 December 2022
Lorenzo
4.40 in the morning: wake up in Roma;
8.30 in London Stansed;
8.35: destination Hull with hired car in the snow;
In the meantime: some car crashes;
1.40 pm: Hull;
2.30 pm: while eating something: gig cancelled.
10.38 pm: in the hotel, drinking Jameson triple distilled irish whiskey.
So it goes.
Lorenzo, Roma
16 December 2022
EXXO
@Lorenzo. You could do worse than drive to Birkenhead to see HMHB guitarist Karl with his Sex Pistols tribute band tonight @Molly’s Chambers plus two unforgettably brilliant middle-aged punk bands. You will be made to feel very welcome – more so when you explain your itinerary. Premier Inn has room available.
Do it.
17 December 2022
EXXO
By the way it’s the first time this season that Tranmere are playing at home and Karl is playing in B’head on the same day – and it has to be the weekend when Mrs Exford is away and all our dog-sitters are busy. No luck at all for me on these type of arrangements recently.
17 December 2022
EXXO
The postponement of Tranmere’s match makes me feel slightly better. Anyone know the German word for the glad feeling you get when something you really wanted to go to but couldn’t is postponed, and then the guilt at feeling that when you know other people will be pissed off? Certainly applied to last night.
17 December 2022
dr desperate
The feeling of embarrassment at others’ misfortune is called fremdscham.
The reaction to one’s own is ‘Unlucky Alf Syndrome’.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dwes9SQg9k
18 December 2022
MARK POLLOCK
Hi, if anyone has 2/3 tickets spare for the electric ballroom / can you give me a shout. Just about to buy then and it looks like it’s sold out. If validation is needed,I gave of one of you a pint at the Edinburgh gig a few years ago. Ta
19 December 2022
Lorenzo
Here’s the story of my (unlucky) trip to Hull.
“London 0 Hull 4”, is the title of a well-known album by the Housemartins, a splendid band from Hull in 1986, dissolved in 1987 to shoot their own spores in Fat Boy Slim, in Paul Heaton’s The Beautiful South and projects that marked the 90s rock history and beyond. The English port city on the estuary of the Humber River, taken as a symbol in the title of that album to exalt the province compared to the metropolis, therefore, has always remained in my head and I knew that, sooner or later, I would go there. The occasion was offered to me by the concert of Half Man Half Biscuit, a band born in the same historical period, underrated, known only in the UK and which continues to churn out excellent albums, including the latest more punkrock “The Voltarol Years”. Group of which – it is not possible to listen to everything – I knew a couple of songs (“All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away kit” and “Four skinny indie kids”) but which I had never studied. Thanks to Spotify’s nocturnal listening, however, the spring snapped and I discovered they were a group with brilliant lyrics, with more than appreciable music, which sings little English stories with sprinkles of football as we like it and which, to put it John Peel – and rightly so – “’In a decently ordered society, the members of Half Man Half Biscuit would be regularly shouldered through the streets of every town they visit’. If we add that the singer, in an era in which there was only radio and television and despite Channel4 having offered him a helicopter ride in this regard, refused – as the leader of a group that was unknown at the time and today with a following of cult – a fundamental TV passage on “The Tube” because Tranmere Rovers, a Birkenhead team (“we’re not Scousers, we’re from Birkenhead”, a fan anthem that claims distinction from nearby Liverpool) were playing a home game, the circle closes. The singer is my new myth. And in fact the group’s lyrics float between neighborhood stories and those of a supporter of a loser fourth-series team who is constantly teased by the most numerous away opponent fans (“have you ever seen a crowd?”), goals conceded in the last minute of added time by the unknown player who came on as a substitute and the first goal of his career and, in short, since we’re following Roma, you understand what he’s talking about. Having made this premise which made the uncomfortable trip to Kingston upon Hull indispensable, where they would play on 16 December at the Welly Club (they play occasionally and on Fridays, probably because they work), I combine the concert with the romantic second series match Hull City/Sunderland and the game is done. Wake up at 4.40, destination Ciampino. I arrive at Gate B2 and nobody is there. I ask. The 70 passengers of Ryan Air’s pre-Christmas flight have already entered: I was right not to pay the seat supplement… with the return from Liverpool the cost of the flights will be just over 60 euros. At 6.05 o’clock we set off. Arriving in London is similar to arriving in a Finnish city: lots of snow and cold. I take the rental car, totally frozen and go in the direction of “The North”. The journey is quite long, almost five hours and the road is very busy. We go from -7 to +2. At 1.30pm I finally arrive in Hull and park in the Park Hotel & Apartments car park. A cold beak. Even in the room it’s 16 degrees and I immediately turn on the radiator. Quick look on Tripadvisor: you eat well in a place not far away and therefore, hungry, I go. I sit down, order at the counter, pint of a pale ale and sit down again. “Let’s take a look at the timeline of tonight’s concert on the venue’s website”: “Due to illness of the singer Nigel, the concert is postponed to April 2023”. I reread the news three or four times. Cancelled, Christian. I start chatting with home “find me a return flight” and so on but, all in all, by now I’m here in what many define as one of the “roughest” English cities and tomorrow I’ve already bought a ticket for Hull City/Sunderland, which I had matched the concert… Let’s take it philosophically, holy whore, I’ve paid by now, let’s go around. Typical small British town, usual shops, understand why the kids here are on drugs etc. etc.. The icy estuary of the Humber river whose color is browner than the Tiber, the small port with frozen sea water, all in all a beautiful sunset, “fuck it’s cold let’s go into the shopping center”, “mo’ che me magno tonight I’m alone”, antipasto with Italian cured meats and cheeses and a Newcastle Brown Ale just to remind me that I’m in Yorkshire. Do you see DAZN in England? No, but it is said that Roma hurled 3-0 with the penultimate in the standings of the Spanish championship. “It’s a friendly match”, yes, but it’s a friendly match for them too, damn it. I can only dwell curiously on the “Big Church Festival” that one of the English TV shows. I document myself on the fly: Christian Rock festival, I didn’t even know it existed, with 30,000 people, mostly, unexpectedly, young people. I follow him while I eat, to purify myself of my non-Catholic thoughts after the news of the cancellation of the concert. Finished, on another channel there are the slightly aged Who and, although I’m allergic to pre ’77, every now and then I throw a look. Yes. A triple distilled Irish whiskey to round off the evening. I go to bed. The web confirms that Paul Heaton of the Housemartins plays in London tomorrow night but I have the return from Liverpool. Fuck the world. 0 degrees. Pink-blue dawn. First message I read: my daughter Alice sends me a meme that reminds us how we will have to face Bologna after Sinisa’s death. Everything goes online. Breakfast with three snacks. Off to York – which they say is pretty – but first stop at the petrol station. It’s easy. Either you pay at the checkout or by card, just make your choice at the start. Hull-York, about an hour. There are some “Park and ride” car parks just outside the busy town but I decide to be daring, having little time. I find a place near a supermarket, you can stay for two hours. You pay, but I have no money. There is an app but it won’t connect me. I dare. I leave the car and on foot I head towards the center of York, a very pretty town that is still surrounded by Roman walls. The center is medieval: narrow streets, a beautiful Gothic cathedral and a Christmas festivity atmosphere, with music, mulled wine, stalls of all kinds: if you who read want to do something romantic out of the ordinary, take it to York at Christmas. I take an hour’s drive to pick up the car and go back to Hull for the game. I park again at the hotel and walk towards the MKM Stadium, which has been the home of Hull City for twenty years. It should be noted that Hull’s primary sport is rugby, represented by Hull FC. When I arrive, I turn the entire system externally. There is a place where you eat and drink reserved for subscribers only and the amber-black shop (they too have some chromatic problems between yellow-amber and orange…) where I buy a hat as a souvenir. There are still very few people at 1pm and a couple of away fans are escorted towards the turnstiles in their sector by a dozen policemen. At 1.15 pm everything is still closed and therefore, after having collected my ticket at the ticket point I go back to eat a hot fish and chips (5 pounds) outdoors in a sort of 70s shop, providential hot food given the outside temperature . There is a “no away fans” pub but it is too crowded and I go back to the stadium. On the way, some children with Christmas hats, refects and red buckets raise money for the Hull City Under 10s and I give them a couple of pounds on the way there and back. From a narrow turnstile, I enter the West Stand around 2 pm where I have entrance W3, row B, seat 94, practically on the pitch. But first I take a stroll inside. Dozens of toilets perfectly marked with the words male or female, free fruit for the children in some boxes, four or five refreshment points where you can find practically everything and where I can take a Guinness for 5.20 pounds. Everywhere you pay by credit card, so much so that I haven’t changed pounds. Tiger fans are also here to shelter from the cold and televisions show what is happening on the pitch. No one uses the cell phone: everyone chats while drinking or eating something greasy. Plaques are posted on the walls to remember missing fans but also for anniversaries and birthdays. It is a non-smoking stadium and you cannot bring alcohol into the stands. At 14.30 I go to my seat which is next to a young lady who to define obese (I have seen many obese people in Hull, probably due to food) is an understatement: she practically occupies my seat too. I’m very uncomfortable and so I stand up to take some pictures. The stadium today will host 18,120 spectators, it is not sold out and has an elliptical shape from the 90s. The West Stand has a balcony while the East End does not. The Curva that initially seemed to be the home one is on my right, but I will soon understand that the only cues for cheering will come from the curve on my left, where the warmest fans of the home team follow the match practically standing next to the away fans which are arranged at an angle. Before the game, the children go near the locker room tunnel and bring with them some albums like Panini where they can collect the autographs of their unknown (to us) favorites. Two mascots, one male and one female tiger. Children welcome the players onto the pitch, lined up in two lines with flags in hand. The home line-up reading sees each player greeted by tepid isolated handclaps, with flames erupting in the East End. “I can’t help falling in love with you”, launched from the loudspeakers, is sung by both the home fans and guests. Before the match, a minute’s silence for Assem Allam, the former owner of the Egyptian-English club who at the time infuriated the Hull fans because he wanted to change the name of the club to the American one, an attempt fortunately rejected by the FA. Yet the fans applaud, albeit not enthusiastically, while some isolated and angry “boo” is heard when the referee and only two players kneel. Luckily some place near me is free so I get more comfortable. Sunderland number around 600 and are noisier than the home fans, who they often overwhelm. The cheering is however discontinuous on both sides. Every now and then some Hull City fans tap (very slowly) on the billboard to give the rhythm to the “City!”, not always succeeding in their intent. The choirs are almost all the classic ones of the English tradition, but they are mainly sung by the Sunderlands, since the Hulls seem to be out of singing ideas. The match was muscular, fast and boring and ended 0-0 in the first half. It is necessary to return to the covered part due to the extreme cold and many fans, rather than beer, take a hot Yorkshire Tea. In the second half, after a penalty missed by Hull City, the visiting team took the lead on a counterattack and Sunderland exulted greatly, including someone who dared to go bare-chested, returning after a few minutes. After a sustained suspension of play due to a serious injury to a Sunderland player, he will be sent off with the crowd ferociously shouting “off! off!” when he was still on the ground gasping and which will lead to an eight-minute recovery, Hull City – fourth from bottom in the Championship – finally equalized in acrobatics with a player who took over from the Turkish name. The Hull City fans alongside the guests “break” the cordon of stewards and enter “no man’s land” making fun of the Sunderlands who, in truth, do not even mention a reaction if not merely verbal / gestural. The match ends with the away team going to thank their fans, as does the home team which, however, will find the stands semi-deserted: in fact, at the final whistle, they all fled away numb. I have time to witness the great joy of a child who, approaching the players’ exit, receives an orange striped shirt. The inhabitants of Hull are considered to be “rude”, heavy, because they talk too loudly, do not respect other people’s space and look at their mobile phones too much in the street. I must say, with the experience now almost complete, that all this has not been seen, because – at least in the stadium – they seemed very moderate and more busy drinking and talking than looking at their cell phones. I go back to the hotel to warm up for half an hour, then I’m out again. It’s drizzling and it’s two degrees. I take another stroll towards the Marina, which actually overlooks the estuary, to see how the people of Hull prepare for Saturday night. The pubs – it’s a much more English city than others – are packed and around we can find people abundantly covered up, kids walking around in sweatshirts, girls in minidresses who don’t know how they can resist the freezing temperatures. Time for a few night photos and I go back to the hotel, stopping at a Tesco to get dinner in the evening since I’m alone and it’s not fun to dine in clubs without company. In the evening I eat watching the goals of the Championship and I still haven’t planned tomorrow. Wake up at 8.30, very gray sky. What to do? The flight is at 16.15 from Liverpool and more or less by 14 I have to be there to return the car. I look at Google Maps it is known that Blackpool is about an hour from Liverpool and therefore – since I have wanted to see the Blackpool seafront for a long time – I take the car and in two hours and something I will be there. Leaden skies, I set off at 70 miles an hour and cross – among all the shades of gray – desolate hills sprinkled with snow, with the front glass very dirty from the mud and the sprayer that doesn’t work. All radios – all – broadcast only and only songs that have the word “Christmas” inside, with a clear preponderance of “Last Christmas” by George Michael. In the city of the Tangerines it rains well and blows a cold wind. I find parking at the bus stop since it’s Sunday and other cars have parked there. When in Blackpool do as Blackpoolians do. I go to the seafront and that kind of Eiffel Tower stands out, which is the symbol of the city. The waterfront is colorful. In practice, even on the piers that go into the sea – everywhere there are amusement parks, casinos and above all candy and sweets shops of all kinds. It is clear that it is a city like Rimini, devoted to summer fun. It’s low tide and I go down to the huge shoreline to take a picture of Blackpool from the sea. The sea is literally brown and quite rough. After the dutiful walk, I go back to taking the car and, in just over an hour, I am at Liverpool John Lennon airport where on a television in a club they show the Argentina / France world cup final. On the plane I learn of the French comeback, from 2-0 to 2-2 in a few minutes but then you have to turn off your cell phones and I will only know the outcome upon arrival at Ciampino. What can I say… they seem to have been away for a week and if it hadn’t been for the inconvenience of the concert, it would have been a top marks weekend.
20 December 2022
EXXO
Che sfortuna, Lorenzo, but thanks for posting an entertaining tale. You have assured yourself a place in the folklore of the Biscuitista community. Let us know in advance when you are next coming to a HMHB gig and we’ll make sure you have a lot warmer times to report!!
20 December 2022
Lorenzo
Thanx Exxo, for sure I’ll be there again 😉
20 December 2022
Third rate les
Bravo Lorenzo!
Never seen the similarities between Blackpool and Rimini before. The beach in Rimini has all that hilariously well-ordered seating (or at least did in 1992), but the rides in Blackpool are better.
Maciniamo chilometri
Superiamo gli ostacoli
Con la HMHB
22 December 2022
EXXO
By the way @Lorenzo I would love to see the Italian version of your report, as I enjoyed some of your translations of Italian expressions and have had an interest in Italian football for over 30 years. As a connoisseur of football iconography in general, I particularly enjoyed your line about “chroatic problems between yellow, amber and orange.” Next time you visit a club shop, how about a Tranmere badge supposedly in the 1899-1904 colours?
https://trfcshop.co.uk/collections/souvenirs-1/products/belmont-pin-badge
or a retro shirt supposedly in those colours?
https://www.vintagefootballshirts.com/products/2010-11-tranmere-rovers-heritage-shirt-l-s-m/42205?aff=hfk
See also Dukla Prague away kits, 1989-present.
22 December 2022
EXXO
“Chromatic”, scusi.
22 December 2022
Gordo
I saw NB at Prenton Park watching Tranmere’s youngsters lose on penalties against Nantwich in Lux Fa…… Cheshire Senior Cup the other night so I guess he must be on the mend
22 December 2022
nige
Leamington ticket arrived in today’s post 🙂
22 December 2022
GORDON BURNS
London hotel booked. No rushing for trains, even though it’s a local gig. Possibility of pre-gig drinks & pizza too. 🙂
25 December 2022
jasbro
Awright all, so I’m coming back to the UK from Australia in January and I’d LOVE to get a ticket for the sold out Electric Ballroom gig if anyone can’t make it or has a spare or whatever.
Happy to offer the full money + beers of your choice if you come through for me. Siteowner Chris can share you my email addres or you can possibly find me on twitter as @drunkenmadman, assuming twitter survives that long. Siteowner Chris also knows of me on Mastodon.
or, email [my screen name up there at the top of the post] @ [same] dot io
fingers crossed you lads. Come through for me.
J
30 December 2022
Irish Niall
Well here I am in the pre gig chat thread. Digs, flights and transfers booked. London Baby!
I believe there’s a pre gig pizza tradition I’d very much like to gatecrash? I should be in Camden from early lunchtime.*
When shall we laugh? Say when.
*I’m gonna go hunting for an 8-hole 14″ Premier (preferably) underside snare drum hoop (ie has eyelets for the snares) if anyone has a clue where I might find 2nd hand or odds and ends music gear on sale.
30 December 2022
Gary Evans
Anyone know why train tickets to that there London are not available to buy for Friday 20th? Not a strike day (yet) that I am aware of. Pretty much the only way I will get to Camden on time after work is on a train from Merseyside.
1 January 2023
EXXO
They are available and a single on the 16:43, the last one that gets you there in time, is £39.40.
1 January 2023
Not bishop brennan
Hey Jasbro – looks like you might have an Australia Day present as I am going to have to drop out of the Camden gig primarily due to transport uncertainties and a number of other events before and after that weekend. If Chris pings me your details happy to work summat out.
2 January 2023
Chris The Siteowner
I think Jasbro is fixed now, thanks, but I’ll put the next person who asks in touch with you!
2 January 2023
EXXO
Is Lou (Phyllis T) sorted?
2 January 2023
Chris The Siteowner
Yep, don’t worry.
2 January 2023
EXXO
Wasn’t worried, but am absolutely made up for two very deserving, long-serving Biscuiteers.
{I do suggest that people post when they are sorted though as people may be making efforts for them}.
2 January 2023
Phyllis Triggs
You’re right Exxo, I should have said, but I’m still a bit stunned TBH – it was just this weekend that Morphy Richards popped up with the goods (thereby hangs a tail…) Looking forward to seeing everyone in London.
2 January 2023
Phyllis Triggs
Haha – tale! Tho my tail is certainly wagging at the moment!
2 January 2023
John anderson
Thanks to Peter @Not Bishop Brennan, I too shall go to the ball. Hope to see you all in Camden.
3 January 2023
Half man half toffee
Anyone got 2 spares for Camden at all? Help!
3 January 2023
dr desperate
Following Exxo’s reassurances, I booked rail tickets to LKX online at 4pm yesterday. This morning they arrived (by second-class post) before 11am. Just need the actual trains to be running now.
4 January 2023
dr desperate
For those who may have missed or forgotten Uncle John Meatyard’s announcement of stage times for Camden:
Doors 6
JDM 7-7.35
HMHB 8-9.45
Curfew 10.30
4 January 2023
Lol walsh
Daughter at uni in London, hoping to give her the hmhb experience, anyone got 2 spares for electric ballroom gig.
4 January 2023
Gary Evans
Still no train tickets on sale from Warrington/Runcorn. From Liverpool you can get a bus replacement service but I reckon that should be a train replacement service really. Problem is that is a 6 hour journey and I finish work at 3!
4 January 2023
EXXO
Weird. It’s showing as fine and bookable for me from Runcorn on that same train on Trainline site, LNER, etc. Advance single £24.No stikes, No engineering work.
IF you’re coming back on the Sat or Sun there’s some engineering near Euston but still plenty trains.
4 January 2023
gary evans
Thanks Exxo – I looked for single tickets (who knew!) and got one for the Friday at 3pm. None showing for the return yet! I shall wait! Just need a ticket for the gig now!
5 January 2023
Bad loser
Has anyone received their e-tickets for Stowmarket yet?
6 January 2023
GORDON BURNS
Stowmarket?
Got mine instantaneously.
My booking confirmation email has a QR code on it (which isn’t simply the order number).
6 January 2023
awkward sean
Another request for a ticket for Camden, if anyone has one spare. Cheers.
9 January 2023
Bad loser
Thanks Gordon Burns #630. Have had that confirmed by the venue. Not having physical tickets could be a problem given it is likely I’ll have one spare.
10 January 2023
Irish Niall
Greetings from a damp, dark Limerick …well Clare technically, but enough of that. Hopefully I’ll make someones day by announcing I have a spare ticket for Camden on Friday week. Chris may have a system for regulating such things and I’ll abide by that. Anyone there’s one going.
Looking forward to it!
11 January 2023
Irish Niall
Anyway* there’s one going that should’ve read. Feckin predictive.
Anyway there’ll be craic and social dancing to be done soon.
11 January 2023
Chris The Siteowner
I’ll forward your email to the earliest request above not yet catered for AFAIK, Niall.
11 January 2023
awkward sean
Niall, I’ll happily take your ticket if no-one else has snapped it up.
12 January 2023
Irish Niall
@Awkward Sean.
Yep, still available. A quick scan suggests you’re top of the queue for tix as well so all yours I’d say.
13 January 2023
Butimnotonfire
2 tickets available for Camden, 20th Jan. Sadly I can’t go so hopefully someone else will benefit. PDF E Tickets from Seetickets. £56 for the pair, which is what I paid. Direct Message me on Twitter @butimnotonfire
14 January 2023
awkward sean
@Irish Niall That would be brilliant ta. Can you email me at kp64spam@gmail.com and we can sort out payment etc. Much appreciated!!
14 January 2023
Irish Niall
Happy to oblige. Just emailed you there AS.
14 January 2023
Lorenzo (Roma)
After the unfortunate experience in Hull, I got a ticket to Cambridge 15th April 2023. So – should it help – my Hull ticket is available, although I see they are still for sale.
14 January 2023
Nigel r
@butimnotonfire I am not on Twitter. Can I contact you any other way?
I need one ticket please. I’ll take both if easier.
14 January 2023
Hendrix-tattoo
In which Camden boozer will we be drinking weak lager in?
15 January 2023
Natalie at the back
Desperate for ticket for Friday if anyone has a spare please get in touch. Thanks so much
15 January 2023
dr desperate
Unfortunately The Falcon closed in 2002, so it looks like the Brewdog on Bayham St.
15 January 2023
Gary Evans
Looking forward to a beer or 2 in the Camden Eye. Spent many a night in there in the early 90s.
15 January 2023
NIGEL r
Thanks to @ butimnotonfire I have 2 tickets.
If my mate can’t come I will let you all know on here.
15 January 2023
Irish Niall
@Dr Desperate. Yeah The Falcon is a private residence now I believe. I’m gonna take a little pilgrimage up that way and say hello to a couple of old ghosts. Hopefully I’ll make the Brewdog for one then.
15 January 2023
Craig
Hi All – like many others, I’m seeking a spare ticket for this Friday’s gig in Camden – just posted a request on Twitter and can also be found there @CraSh_Williams 🙂
17 January 2023
Craig
@NIGEL R – in case your friend can’t make it (though there maybe one or two before me…
17 January 2023
We’re talking FAC285
Hi all, sorry late to the party and also in need of a ticket (or 2 if poss) for Friday, so joining the queue for any spares.
I’m based in south London so only 28 away with a tailwind and can meet at the venue for any last minute spares. Will be hovering round the Camden boozers looking for DPAKs etc.
Thanks all.
17 January 2023
dr desperate
Good luck, @F. There may be a few DPAKs in Brewdog.
(In point of fact, that Wendys LP was FACT 285. FACD 285 for the CD, FACT 285C for the cassette.)
18 January 2023
Nigel R
My mate isn’t coming.
I have got a spare ticket still.
If you want it, can we go through Chris (site manager).
He can e-mail you with my e-mail address.
Cost price – £28
19 January 2023
Cawseetiger
Bollocks…apologies for the repeat post but I didn’t follow the correct thread… So just in case…
Unrelated to the Camden gig, I received an email from the JPC informing me two tickets had become available. I’ve grabbed one and unless anyone else was on the said list I assume one is remains. Ta (again)
19 January 2023
Natalie at the back
CTSO/Nigel R my email address is greenpa01@gmail.com. Please contact me re the spare ticket. Many thanks
19 January 2023
Nigel R
@ NATALIE AT THE BACK
I have sent an e-mail.
You will the the ticket soon.
19 January 2023
Ben Moyle
One ticket available for tonight. If interested let me know and I can send via email. £25.
20 January 2023
Paul Acres
Long time reader etc etc.
Trying to arrange a suitable time and pub to meet several people but it’s like herding cats. If anyone knows what time our boys will be on stage I’d be grateful if you would share. Something to focus on may help cats and herder.
20 January 2023
Töestub
What time do you think the boys will be on. I have to work as late as possible and I need to cut it fine
20 January 2023
James
5 tickets currently available on Twickets.com (not mine, I’m still coming).
20 January 2023
James
Correction:
twickets.live not Twickets.com
https://www.twickets.live/catalog/browse?locale=en_GB
20 January 2023
We’re TalkIng FACT285
I am now sorted for two tickets thanks to @LM_HB_ on Twitter, who still has two more spare tickets if anyone else needs ?
@Dr Desperate I presume you’ve noted the amended catalogue number in my ‘handle’, – thanks for helping me get my FACTs straight…!
See youse all at Brewdog later.
20 January 2023
PabloDiablo
I’ve got one spare e-ticket for tonights gig in Camden. You can email me @ townerz85@gmail.com and we can arrange something.
Cheers
20 January 2023
Nigel, no not that one (nx3to)
Major problems on trains from Brighton to London, so may be scuppered for Camden
20 January 2023
EXXO
Get on a Portsmouth or So’ton train and change at Ford for Victoria. They’ll have to honour Brighton-London tickets on that route.
20 January 2023
Parsfan
For those of you after stage times, I don’t think we’ve heard anything since Dr D posted this on the 4th:
For those who may have missed or forgotten Uncle John Meatyard’s announcement of stage times for Camden:
Doors 6
JDM 7-7.35
HMHB 8-9.45
Curfew 10.30
20 January 2023
Nigel, no not that one (nx3to)
Thanks Exxo.
Points failure rectified and on a Thameslink bound for St Pancras and then Camden is a short hop away on Northern Line.
Should be in time for JDM.
20 January 2023
Mark
I have one spare ticket from a last minute drop out. Text/WhatsApp or call me on 07515 695 571 if anyone still needs one
20 January 2023
Rubber faced irritant
And another man down! Text 07768373656 for the spare.
20 January 2023
PADDY SHENNAN
HMHB Live in Llangollen, Wednesday July 12. In the Town Hall, which apparently has a capacity of 300.
https://llangollenfringe.co.uk/index.php/en/what-s-on/lmain-events/half-man-half-biscuit
21 January 2023
warden Hodges
Great that Paddy.
Done the wonderful steam train to Corwen.
Be my first Welsh HMHB gig after Tiv in Buckley got cancelled.
21 January 2023
Bad loser
Great spot Paddy. Nice to be back to having tickets (real or virtual) for 6 gigs.
21 January 2023
Cofiwch DRYWERYN
Hello all. New forum username day. I figured the new tattoo warranted it.
REALLY good to meet loads of you IRL on Friday in Camden. I’m not sure when I’ll be back in the UK next, but getting out to another gig will be a MASSIVE priority.
Also, for those who didn’t get a link, here’s my old playlist of covers. I’ll be adding to that as soon as I get back to my guitars.
21 January 2023
GORDON BURNS
A mid-week gig in Wales. In July. What fun. Time to start planning. 😁
21 January 2023
BOBBY SVARC
CLERMONT-FERRAND > MOULINS: Very Strange
21 January 2023
Not bishop brennan
Booked! Room secured at the Hand so pretty close. Must be loads to see and do in Llangollen. A tour of North Wales lyrics references is calling out to be organised. Don’t get stuck in Capel Curig.
21 January 2023
snout
Fri Nov 3rd 2023 is another live gig return to The Picturedome in Holmfirth
Tickets not yet up on official website but they are on Ents24 plus possibly other resellers
23 January 2023
EXXO
@Paddy (and @Snout) many thanks for the up-heads.
Llangollen is a fine town to spend a day or two, although I fear this time it will have to be straight in and out for me.
I think the Ponsonby has closed, so that leaves the Sun Inn, always the best in town, as now by far the best in town, and its ales will repay the fact that it’s the least central, maybe about 25 yards from the centre IIRC? Peaceful beer garden. They had Elland 1872 on last time I was in. But just as the pandemic has closed the Ponsonby for good, it has also killed off day time drinking at the Sun Inn and it may not be open till 6…
Not to be confused with the Sun a couple of clicks away in Trevor, which is OK and can form part of a circular walk across the aqueduct (not to be missed) to that other pub that’s on the canal just south of the aqueduct – I could have spelled the place in better days.
Believe it or not there’s even a midnight train back to Chester (and thence Mancs and beyond), form stations just 6 and 7 miles away. Very civilised options. I may well cycle the towpath towards Ruabon station after the gig. What could possibly go wrong?
So yeah, one of the highest castle walks in the UK too. Well recommended. The camp site below the castle is OK I seem to remember.
23 January 2023
EXXO
Damn – 250 yards I meant.
23 January 2023
FERENCVáROS FAN
Thanks @Snout. Ticket and accommodation already booked for 3rd Nov.
23 January 2023
dr desperate
If anyone’s thinking of booking Early Bird tickets for the whole week of the Llangollen Fringe Festival (of which the Town Hall gig on the 12th is but the icing on the Biscuit), I’ve been reassured by the festival organiser that “We will always keep space for our supporters, so you are safe (to get in for HMHB) with just the festival ticket”.
He adds “Chris, one of our great crew, is a big fan too, but he does need some prompting with the lyrics occasionally”.
23 January 2023
Phyllis Triggs
Brilliant! Tickets bought and accommodation booked for both Llangollen and Holmfirth. I’m not getting caught out again.
23 January 2023
EXXO
Nice one Lou. Let’s hope they have that Elland 1872 at the Sun Inn.
@Dr. D – I see you may have to pay extra (that Platinum package again, perhaps?) to take part in their “Band for a Day” stairway to festival stardom. Nevertheless I look forward to a video of the results to find out if you really do have potential as a front man. As well as another one of you raving to Henge.
Meanwhile alas the HMHB slot could not be timed more poorly for those who hoped to combine with the nearest PBR event – the legendary Chirk Airfield car boot sale.
Nearest
23 January 2023
Millard rausch
London gig review in The Morning Star!
https://morningstaronline.co.uk/article/c/take-biscuit
24 January 2023
gav
Aiming to get to at least half the gigs this year, would love to do them all like some of you but work and family commitments (and finances) alas get in the way – did London, tickets for Leamington Spa, Stowmarket, Cambridge and Holmfirth sorted.
24 January 2023
Bad loser
Is Holmfirth confirmed? Not listed on Seetickets and Ents24 says ‘unavailable’. Not on the fixture list on this site either.
26 January 2023
dr desperate
I booked mine from See via ENTS24 on Monday, and it arrove by second class post today. I can’t imagine they’ll have sold out already, so perhaps some problem at Gig Cartel’s end.
26 January 2023
Chris The Siteowner
I was waiting for it to be put on the Holmfirth Picturedrome website before I put it on this one, but maybe they’re just very slow. It is on Seetickets.
26 January 2023
nige
Not sure if it’s been mentioned, but according to the Humdrum Express email I got, he’s the support at Leamington
26 January 2023
injured buzzard
Got my ticket for Holmfirth in the post today. Rapid response from Seetickets.com.
26 January 2023
dr desperate
Now back on ENTS24.
27 January 2023
dr desperate
Surprised that during the Llangollen squabble fest NB didn’t insist on playing the Monday, which is a rest day on the TdF.
Listen bach, who d’you think’s going to sell this thing out anyway?
27 January 2023
EXXO
50-minute drive from Prenton. Stages tend to finish 3.50-4.10pm. Plus maybe they have telly in Llangollen. A rider may be ridden about watching the riders.
27 January 2023
D list paul ross
For various reasons I’m a bit of a Commodore gig-goer but just bought a payday treat ticket for Holmfirth and I’m pretty excited already.
27 January 2023
GORDON BURNS
Got my Holmfirth ticket in Friday’s post. I see that Rattus Inheritus are playing in some pub in Doncaster the day after. Yep, that’s on my way home. 😁
28 January 2023
dr desperate
HMHB played that pub in 2000.
28 January 2023
BAd loser
According to Ticketmaster, Bristol SWX 15 Sept
30 January 2023
Borough surveyor
Just bought my ticket for Bristol in Sept 2023. Quicker than you can say Supercalifragilisticborussiamönchengladbach.
Had to get in quick before Louise Minchin sniffled them up!
30 January 2023
Mil RaUsch
Londoners moaning about bands not playing enough London gigs. There’s lyric material there, somewhere…
31 January 2023
Mr Galbraith
Just attempted to buy a ticket for Bristol in September, somehow the venue want to apply charges totalling £6 on top of the £20 ticket price, even for an e-ticket, which left me feeling quite irate.
I don’t remember it being that steep in 2020. Doubt it will stop me going as it is a decent venue, but can’t help feeling that someone is taking the piss here.
3 February 2023
Golden biscuit winner
Play this at Stowmarket: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHe4tMN6IeE
4 February 2023
Chris The Siteowner
Oh, how good would that be?
4 February 2023
Golden biscuit winner
Splodgenessabounds covered it so there’s angles
4 February 2023
Fisher
Hi all – 5 mates travelling from Ireland to Edinburgh for the gig in May. Only have 4 tickets (due to a late interloper) – anyone know of one not needed that i could purchase for him?
7 February 2023
Parsfan
For anyone coming to Edinburgh, especially if planning to make a weekend of it, I hope you have your accommodation sorted. With Beyoncé playing Murrayfield on the Saturday hotel prices are through the roof.
7 February 2023
Lux inferior
Spoiling a May Friday, Edinburgh gave to me…Beyoncé fucking Knowles.
7 February 2023
FERENCVáROS FAN
Looks like our Edinburgh hotel is about £45 a night more expensive now than when we made the booking last Sept, and it wasn’t cheap then. Bristol hotels were expensive too when I checked, so much so that I don’t feel I can go. What with some gigs selling out quickly as well, plus unfortunate clashes with other commitments, it looks like I’ll be little more than a Commodore this year.
7 February 2023
dr desperate
Single-event tickets for the Llangollen gig are now on a Waiting List basis.
The festival website says “Our Festival Ticket holders are allocated a place at all our main events and so we keep tickets back to allow them entry. Nearer the date and if we do not sell out of Festival Tickets, we will release the surplus of these allocated tickets along with any returns we may receive. Towards the end of June, we will contact those on the waiting list, in order of joining, and offer a maximum of two tickets per person”.
7 February 2023
Badloser
Thanks for the info Parsfan. Had been hanging on hoping prices would drop but there’s no chance of that. Not optimistic about the rail fares now.
I’d noted the prices in Bristol too. Might have to drive home after that. Wouldn’t normally drive 3 1/2 hours post gig but we’re looking at an expensive year. One or two gaps in the fixture list that might get filled. Would appreciate something in the North West.
7 February 2023
D list paul ross
I understand people being upset about prices and ting but Beyonce is a genuine superstar, don’t blame her.
7 February 2023
dr desperate
That’ll be why Ticketmaster are offering Platinum Official (not resale) tickets for the Edinburgh gig at £736. I trust hotels won’t decide to cancel reservations and relist them for hundreds more, like they did in Liverpool for Eurovision.
9 February 2023
EXXO
Or, ironically, like they did in Kyiv for the CL final, when I’d booked an £8 dorm bed in Kyiv before the quarter final.
9 February 2023
FERENCVáROS FAN
@Dr D: had the same thought as you about our hotel booking. Hoping, probably misguidedly, that the hotel has entered into a contract with me by taking less than 24 hrs to take full payment from my bank account. Fingers crossed then.
Incidentally, I did look into getting tix for the Murrayfield gig on the following night. Nothing at all against Beyoncé. But then I saw the prices. Oh well, there should be plenty of restaurants to choose from in town during her performance.
9 February 2023
Ray Daley
The Town Gardens supporting at Bristol: https://tinyurl.com/ftkn8b6z
10 February 2023
Parsfan
RMT going on strike again, the day after Leamington Spa.
16 February 2023
INJURED Buzzard
Looks like an extra night in Leamington then. Hopefully trains running on the Sunday. Found a hotel on Booking close to station for £43.
17 February 2023
nige
Been searching bus timetables, looks like I can get back from Leamington changing at Banbury and Oxford, but it takes 5 hours rather than 1 hour 45 on the train. Small price to pay though
17 February 2023
Jim IN THE ANTIPODES
Evening all.
I’m heading to Leamington on March 17 by train. What’s the latest strike news – anyone? This sort of information is not exactly high profile in Oz.
Assuming I can get there – any first-hand recommendations on pre-gig watering holes?
Looking forward to what will be my third HMHB gig in 37 years, but my second in 3 years….
18 February 2023
Injured Buzzard
@Jim Looks like the Friday is ok for travelling by train but the Saturday is going to be decimated as all the rail operatives working out of Leamington Spa are on strike.
19 February 2023
Graeme
Dickie Davies has passed away . RIP DICKIE DAVIES (EYES)
19 February 2023
Jonny Mac
Long shot but looking for 2 spare tickets for Edinburgh Liquid Rooms gig? Decided to treat a newly indoctrinated HMHB fan to a ticket only to discover it has sold out. Gutted. Driving from Inverness to gig but could meet up if needed.
20 February 2023
Bloke out walking the dog
@ Jim in the Antipodes – looking forward to meeting up again, I’ll see if I can find you another tea towel 😀
20 February 2023
dr desperate
New gig announced for 6 October at Wolvo. Not Bilston, the newly-reopening “Wulfrun Hall at The Halls”, 1,100-capacity sister venue to the 3,000-capacity “Civic at The Halls”. Tickets on sale this Friday at 10am. (Or you can sign up for pre-sales if you want them to flood your inbox with emails about the latest events, information, and offers. I aren’t.)
1 March 2023
Brumbiscuit
Thanks Dr D. I saw them there ages ago – though not as far back as I thought – in 2005, when I must’ve flown over from Magyarország. It’s a good venue.
1 March 2023
dr desperate
Sad to see that Jivan’s Balti House, which would have been a 5-minute walk from the gig, is now permanently closed – might have to go for a pizza instead.
1 March 2023
Brumbiscuit
That’s a pity. My Wolvo contacts point me in the direction of the Dosa Hut, but that’s quite a way from the venue. Others recommend the Shere Punjab Sweet Centre. Nearer the venue, but a dodgy website and shuts at 8pm. I’ll keep asking…
2 March 2023
FERENCVáROS FAN
About to set off to visit friends in Kent for the weekend. I know from previous visits that the net there is somewhat hit-and-miss. Deliberately delayed my departure so as to be able to purchase my Wolvo ticket, and booked the hotel as soon as the gig was announced. Sorted.
3 March 2023
Golden Biscuit Winner
Had a nightmare, can’t go to Holmfirth now. Anybody want to buy a pair of tickets (in hand from Seetickets)?
Order summary
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Half Man Half Biscuit
Friday, 3 Nov 2023 at 20.00
Doors open:19.30
Picturedrome, Holmfirth
2 x General Admission
£48.40
Including booking fee £2.20 per ticket
1 x Order Processing Fee
£1.00
Fulfilment Fee £2.75
Total £52.15
Sorry, will take £40 for the pair. CTSO says he can can swap emails.
3 March 2023
Brumbiscuit
Am I missing something, or does one need to have the AXS app to gain entry to the Wolvo gig?
3 March 2023
dr desperate
Now on ENTS24, just booked.
3 March 2023
GORDON BURNS
I should have come here first. Just spent the last 20 minutes wrestling with the AXS app. Another password to remember. Still, I’m in.
3 March 2023
Congolesi Unsworth
I’d deeply appreciate it if anyone with spare tickets for Edinburgh, once you’ve checked Jonny Mac is sorted for his tickets, could kindly get in touch with me somehow. I’d be coming from Glasgow by train or bus – but maybe, in this modern age your tickets are not “hard copies” (if that’s the right term). I’m looking for approximately one ticket. Ta!
4 March 2023
COFIWCH DRYWERYN
Just wanted to update.
When I was over in the UK at the Camden gig, I promised I would stop arsing about, join a band and play some bloody music when I got back to Australia.
So I just got off my third rehearsal with a little group of weird punk dudes and we’re gigging in April under the moniker “Animal Machine”.
It is not the HMHB cover project I still hanker after, but it is, nevertheless, playing music with other people. And I am very happy about it. I will definitely go deaf, but that as going to happen anyway. So CHEERS for that night in Camden, galvanising me into action.
4 March 2023
BAD LOSER
The Cedars Hotel, Stowmarket just rang me saying they have to cancel my booking. They have ‘a contract’ apparently. Fortunately, the Travelodge had a room but it rules out walking from hotel to gig.
6 March 2023
dr desperate
Blimey, thanks for that, @BL!
As it happens, my reservation at The Cedars is one of those that haven’t been cancelled, but while checking on Booking.com I discovered that I’d accidentally booked at The Sorrento in Cambridge a week early for the gig the following night. Luckily I was able to change the date without penalty.
Make yourself known to me and claim your free pint!
6 March 2023
Brumbiscuit
Another one bounced by the feckers at the Cedars. Bastards. A complaint to booking.com’s customer service number showed how toothless they are. So, another one for the Travelodge, which I’d expected to be booked out. Perhaps we can sort out a communal taxi for the 2.4-mile journey back after the gig…
6 March 2023
EXXO
Could work out well. Join the band for a Saturday morning pilgrimage to Peel’s grave. Let’s all meet at The Chestnut Horse for brunch.
6 March 2023
dr desperate
Might have to, The Cedars doesn’t do breakfast.
7 March 2023
Baz
I’m from Birkenhead, I live in Malaysia, my mate from Coventry who lives in Malaysia, we are both massive fans. We both live in Malaysia, he’s gone back for personal reasons, it would be great if you could give him a shout out on the 17th, it would mean so much to me xxx
7 March 2023
BAD LOSER
Sounds like a good plan Exxo: one I can’t believe I hadn’t thought of. My wife didn’t look enthused by the idea of visiting a grave stone but he who drives 230 miles gets to call the tune.
Dr D: Not sure an accidental assist is really worthy of reward but our paths may well cross.
7 March 2023
dr desperate
We used to do the 260-mile return drive to Blackpool every 7th July to pour a bottle of Mackeson over the grave of the low comedian Frank Randle, so this 300-mile round trip will seem like old times. No Mackeson for Peelie, but might take him a mushroom biryani.
7 March 2023
EXXO
Last time I was there, shortly before the gig in 2013, I draped a Liverpool scarf on the grave and took some photos. Next morning, camped in the woods not far away, I changed my mind about leaving the scarf and also wondered if I’d remembered to put some flowers back exactly and entirely where they were before I borrowed them for photographic purposes (I had imbibed).
I cycled back, left the grave as I had originally found it and left the churchyard just as the band’s van came round the corner.
Looking at the brunch options around Great Finborough though, the Chestnut Horse doesn’t open till 12, but – in the absence of a place by Pineapple – the Lakeside Cafe is handy, and might even be where we’ll be overnighting in the van this time anyway.
7 March 2023
EXXO
Oh and I shared a bottle of red with Peelie, natch.
7 March 2023
Hendrix-tattoo
RMT Union have kindly called off the industrial action planned for March. Leamington Spa here we come. And by the way I have spare ticket available if anybody are interested…
7 March 2023
Injured Buzzard
Great news @H-T. Hopefully that’ll speed Avanti up into actually releasing tickets now or maybe it’ll delay it even further. At least should be able to get home on the Saturday now.
Boycotting Avanti for the Stowmarket/Cambridge jaunt in reluctant favour of the TPE to Manchester and the dreaded EMR 2 car unit to Peterborough. At least they have tickets available.
7 March 2023
Brumbiscuit
Sorry to be a wet blanket, but the RMT have only called off the infrastructure workers’ strike. The train crews’ strike looks like going ahead. I think.
8 March 2023
Hendrix-tattoo
Andy I may have jumped the gun in announcing the strikes are off and like the other Andy said there/their maybe some sort of disruption but let’s hope and pray it’s sorted by then…
8 March 2023
Brumbiscuit
I’ll echo that, Tony. I’m due to travel to That London on the day of the gig (one I could feasibly walk to, too – bah!).
I still love Mick Lynch, though, whatever the status of the dispute.
8 March 2023
Gav
hopefully train strike is off on the saturday after Leamington Spa gig as I’ve got to get back to London – Booked trains a while back and have also provisionally booked a coach back via Coventry
I didn’t get bumped from Cedars – surprised as I’ve not got to pay until arrival and have free 24 hours cancellation
9 March 2023
POP-TART MARK
I loved Mick Lynch too, which is why I once rejected his wife’s amorous approaches.
Oh, maybe you didn’t mean that Mick Lynch?
9 March 2023
Brumbiscuit
Message on Chiltern Railways website regarding 16th and 18th March:
‘We will only be running a train service serving stations between Banbury and London Marylebone. Our partners CrossCountry will be running services to and from Birmingham New Street to Leamington, Banbury and Oxford for connections into London.’
AFAIK, there’s only one train an hour between New Street and Leamington.
10 March 2023
Brumbiscuit
West Midlands Railways might be running trains from Brum to Leamington via Solihull, but they’re shite at the best of times.
10 March 2023
Cygnus
Late trains from Leamington on the 17th unlikely to be running by the look of things – if anyone could offer a lift post gig to Solihull/South Birmingham area would be much appreciated (just the one seat needed).
11 March 2023
Peejaygee0405
I’m looking for one ticket for the Edinburgh gig . If anybody knows of a spare , I’m interested .
11 March 2023
dr desperate
Word of stage times for Lembo comes down from Ian (Humdrum Express) Passey:
Doors 7
HdEx 8
HMHB 9.
13 March 2023
Borough surveyor
Would love to see Humdrum Express venture down here to S’West/Bristol. As a gas head there are lots of Permanent Humdrum References to get stuck in to (Philosophy of Joe Barton amongst a few)
13 March 2023
Gav
Cedars in Stowmarket have given me the elbow now, as I’m not coming in a car contemplating staying in Norwich as there are trains there post-gig and has direct trains to Cambridge for the saturday gig
13 March 2023
dr desperate
I had a missed call from them this afternoon, and haven’t been able to get a reply on their number since.
What sort of a cowboy outfit are they running there?
13 March 2023
Chris The Siteowner
Alternatively you could go to Ipswich afterwards (only 10 minutes on the train) and get one of the direct hourly trains to Cambridge the next day. There are a couple of reasonable chain hotels near Ipswich station. That’d be easier all round than Norwich.
You’d also have the option of doing what I am, and watching Ipswich v Charlton on the Saturday afternoon!
13 March 2023
gav
cheers Chris, I came to the same conclusion shortly after posting that Ipswich was a better option.
Quite tempted by the game but my loyalties would lie with Charlton as they are my “local” team although I’m a Liverpool supporting economic migrant from Merseyside to London – last time I went to Portman Road was to see LFC play out a dour midweek 1-1 in 2001.
14 March 2023
BOBBY SVARC
Unfortunately, I’m unable to attend the Leamington gig as planned, which is a shame. Maybe a Leicester gig next year on the Friday night before we play Ipswich Town at Filbert Way on Saturday in front of 22,000.
14 March 2023
BOBBY SVARC
I should’ve added (3,850 Away Fans)
14 March 2023
Injured Buzzard
@H-T There appears to be hourly direct trains on Saturday from Leamington Spa to Manchester if you’re still able to make it.
14 March 2023
Hendrix-tattoo
Aww Thanks Andy. Let’s hope the Friday train runs on time…
14 March 2023
Injured Buzzard
I’ve got a 07.58 start on Friday so I can get down in time for the Gold Cup so fingers crossed. Already bought ticket back on Sunday as it was only £30 & I’d booked hotel for 2 nights.
14 March 2023
Gomez
Long shot but if anyone is after 1 or 2 tickets for Leamington on Friday and/or needs accommodation got 2 tickets plus a spare twin room at the Premier Inn in the town centre.
15 March 2023
Hendrix-tattoo
Mate of mine has a spare ticket for Friday. Anyone interested?
15 March 2023
Bloke out walking the dog
Any pre gig pub suggestions for Leamington ?
15 March 2023
dr desperate
If you’re out walking the dog, The Royal Pug on Regent St would seem appropriate; otherwise The Boiler Room on the banks of the Leam claims to be the place for craft beer and ale enthusiasts, and has the advantage of being 2 minutes’ walk frrom the gig.
15 March 2023
FERENCVáROS FAN
I love Regent Street, with its eclectic collection of independent shops, some of which have even survived lockdown. If you fancy tea/coffee and cake during the afternoon, or breakfast on Saturday, I recommend the Gusto Ricco. I don’t know the pubs very well, but the Fizzy Moon Brewhouse is a large pub/ents venue. Great selection of drinks plus friendly manager and staff. Moving away from Regent Street, the town museum and art gallery is well worth visiting. The last time I was there they had a special section about local boy-made-good (before it all tragically unravelled), Randolph Turpin. For anyone in need of walking/climbing clothing, equipment, Lockwoods Ski and Outdoor is just out of town and is the go-to shop for hikers and skiing enthusiasts around the region.
I don’t know Leamington well enough to offer any more pointers than these, but I hope they are of some use. Unsure of my own plans for tomorrow, but expect to be about town from mid-afternoon onwards. As usual, very much looking forward to meeting people and catchups. Bring it on.
16 March 2023
Brumbiscuit
If it’s not raining, Jephson Gardens is pleasant. The weir by the footbridge gives a view, especially after the recent rain. Czechoslovakian SOE were based in Leamington in WW2, and Heydrich’s assassins are commemorated with a discreet fountain near the lake. Elephant Walk, near the above footbridge, was named after the circus beasts that were watered there when the big top was in town.
Ayla is a fine grill at 21 Bath St. The Old Library is an ex-Spoonies that is passable and very handily placed for The Assembly.
If you have time on your hands and want good beer, but still be not too far away, Warwick’s Wild Boar will do you proud. The Railway near the station is best avoided. If the trains are running, it’s handy at both ends for the gig.
Have fun!
16 March 2023
Bloke out walking the dog
Thanks everyone for the suggestions. Will be my first gig since pre covid Bristol – can’t wait.
16 March 2023
Laure
Hi all, I’m keen on Leamington tomorrow but would need to rely on the last train back to Wolverhampton, and with the strikes, that’s unlikely…
Still, Wolvo in October!
16 March 2023
Daz
I have a spare ticket for Leamington if anyone is going without one? Free of charge.
16 March 2023
Laure
Daz, I’d love to take you up on that incredibly kind offer (with payment/beer) but I’m still not convinced the late train services will be running, tonight… Desperately disappointing!
17 March 2023
dr desperate
In Lembo, heading for The Fizzy Moon.
17 March 2023
Irish niall
Greetings from Reykjavik. Enjoy tonights gig folks. Might see ye later in the year somewhere yet.
17 March 2023
Cynical uncle charlie
Fab news. My wife (who is a touch sceptical too) has had a last minute change to plans – That means I’m on my way to Leam without a ticket hoping to buy one at the box office. Alternatively has anyone got a spare I could buy? I could meet you at the door / in a pub
17 March 2023
Daz
I’ll leave ticket on the door in your username. Or I’ll be there in 10mins with the ticket.
17 March 2023
Daz
Done
17 March 2023
Phyllis Triggs
Have a good one folks. Looking forward to reading all about it.
17 March 2023
Mr Ed
I have a ticket for Cambridge available. Work getting in the way.
20 March 2023
dr desperate
Just heard that yet another Biscuit mate has had his reservation at The Cedars in Stowmarket cancelled, possibly as a result of extension of this block booking by HMG.
I haven’t had the call from them yet, but I think we’ll be using our back-up bookings at Travelodge after all.
د افغان کډوالو ملاتړ وکړئ!
https://www.suffolknews.co.uk/stowmarket/events-cancelled-at-hotel-as-government-look-to-house-refuge-9217517/
23 March 2023
Mr Ed
Had mine cancelled today.
23 March 2023
costesseytiger
Bit of a pisser [for me] that I can no longer make the sold out Stowmarket gig in April due to unforeseen work issues, so have a balcony ticket available.
I have contacted the JPC to see if they can re-sell as opposed to it going to waste.
Ta x
28 March 2023
EXXO
FWIW, I imagine would be a lot easier to re-sell it on here (JPC, bless them, very much amateurish in such matters).
28 March 2023
BAD LOSER
This has just reminded me that there is a spare ticket on my booking. Given that it’s a QR code scanned on entry, it’ll be £20 to someone who can be there when the doors open.
For sale after #781 has been snapped up.
28 March 2023
Liam
I have a spare ticket for the Cambridge Junction gig. E-ticket with QR code. Yours for £25
29 March 2023
EvilGazebo
I can’t make Stowmarket any longer so one (e)ticket available at cost (£21)
30 March 2023
dr desperate
My wife was at that Stowmarket gig venue last night.
31 March 2023
dr desperate
John Peel Centre?
No, she went of her own accord.
31 March 2023
BOBBY SVARC
Call nurse, soothe my sides
31 March 2023
EXXO
Just to facilitate the visitation of slumbers the other night I spent some time thinking up some particularly awful examples of these that I thought would forever stay between me and the Egyptian cotton pillow. My wife would certainly not appreciate them. It did then strike me momentarily that with the placenames (etc) missed out they would make a potential Friday quiz, but you were spared. For now. If these outrageous provocations continue, who knows.
1 April 2023
Chris The Siteowner
Summarising the above, it looks like there are three tickets for Stowmarket and two for Cambridge going. In addition, I’ve just been notified of one more for each from a lurker here. Any takers, just email me at chris@chrisrand.com
3 April 2023
Costesseytiger
As per my #781 post the JPC ticket is still available, CTSO should I email you with my contact details in the event someone requires it, or is it OK to sort via the gig thread? Ta
6 April 2023
Chris The Siteowner
They can email me at chris@chrisrand.com and I’ll put you both in touch – Chris
6 April 2023
The boy from over the road
Chris the Site Owner is a Top Man. Sorted me out for a spare for Cambridge. Cheers Chris!
6 April 2023
Howie
Spare ticket available for Cambridge as one of our party can no longer attend.
7 April 2023
Costesseytiger
Big thanx to CtSO for putting me in touch with someone wanting a ticket for the JPC, much appreciated sir. Ticket now sold.
10 April 2023
Neil (Not That One)
Any chance of getting a ticket in the VIP lounge like the one in Camden.
All I want for Christmas is a prawn sandwich
10 April 2023
dr DEsperate
What do you want to do, totally ruin our evening by sneering at us from the half-empty VIP lounge?
11 April 2023
EXXO
My wife can’t remember the name of the best pizzeria in Stowmarket.
Biga Napoletana?
Yes, much larger than other places. She still won’t share though.
She says the Italian sausage is so good it even attracts US service people from the bases 20 miles away.
Salami nuts?
No, US air force personnel, but they do crowd it out on Fridays.
She also can’t remember the pub there that serves direct from about 15 tapped barrels behind the bar, like a mini beer festival she says it is. But she remembers the landlord looked a bit like that presenter, or actor? Somebody Stewart, was it?
Roy? Al? William?
Yes! Cheers, that’s the one.
My wife should have just used that CAMRA website, the one she used to find the best pub for the Cambridge gig.
What? The Earl?
Errm. I thought it was pronounced U-R-L, but I’m sure you know best. It’s http://www.whatpub.com.
She always used to over-indulge at that pub we went to before the Cambridge gigs.
The Pig?
Yes, she really is. What was it called though? I saw John Peel’s widow in there once.
The Pig?
Yes. Anyway, I can’t remember the name of that one, but now it’s closed down she’s made a checklist of all the best pubs round there and we’ll cross them off one by one
Ah, the old “Tick it off,” is it?
Well, from memory that’s the new one there, yes, but the Station Tavern might still be the best.
11 April 2023
Old boney
I have a spare ticket for Cambridge if anyone is interested – friend had to pull out.
11 April 2023
EXXO
Stowmarket pub & pizzeria:
https://www.theroyalwilliam.co.uk/
https://biganapoletana.co.uk/
11 April 2023
transit full of keith
Can’t recommend either the Old Ticket Office or the Station Tavern, to be honest.
11 April 2023
transit full of keith
Cambridge pubs: The Earl of Derby is close to the venue, but is a bit meh. The Flying Pig, alas, is gone.
If you have time, the Mill Road and Kite areas (near Parker’s Piece) are best for pubs, the ones off Mill Road rather than on it are better. The Devonshire Arms, The Live and Let Live, The Free Press, The Cambridge Blue, The Elm Tree. Cambridge pubs are pricey (but not as bad as London).
If you’re in the centre of the city, most of the pubs are average – but the Eagle has a bit of history, and the Maypole close to Jesus Lane is good.
11 April 2023
EXXO
Thanks Keith – Kite and off Mill Road it would certainly be for me if we had time and if Mrs Exxo was up for it. We shall see but I doubt it this time. But we do need a pre-gig meet-up pub, not least to introduce Lorenzo from Roma to a few Biscuiteers, and do we think it will have to be the Earl of Derby again?
11 April 2023
Alice van der meer
Looks as though the Castle Inn has changed hands – the landlord at one point was John Halsey, better known as Barry Wom of the Rutles.
11 April 2023
EXXO
Which is traditionally the cue to mention that in the golden early age of quiz machines that was the best place to earn extra cash in Cambridge.
11 April 2023
dr DEsperate
EoD at Cambridge, unless CtSO has any better suggestions?
12 April 2023
Chris The Siteowner
The Earl of Derby is a bit ordinary, but is the only pub less than 10 minutes away now. At about the 10-minutes distance, the alternatives are the station area bars already mentioned (meh) or The Rock, which is in the other direction but does have the advantage of being next to one of the better pizza places in the area (Napoleat at Sorrento). But that’s a fairly ordinary pub too (it’s my local). Sadly I won’t be joining you pre-gig as I’ll only get back to Cambridge just in time for the gig after having been to the footie.
12 April 2023
EXXO
Earl of Derby it is then, folks?
I wouldn’t want to drag anyone out to the Rock and anyway, as we’ll most likely be staying in the glamorous Robin Hood car park, and therefore having to spend at least some money in that establishment, we’re definitely not up for spending the whole evening that side of the tracks.
12 April 2023
transit full of keith
Devonshire Arms is really less than 15 minutes walk away (as long as you go via Mill Road bridge, or the cycle bridge by the station, not Hills Road – there’s a cut through from Rustat Road) But happy to go with the flow & will aim for a quick one in the Earl before the gig.
12 April 2023
EXXO
Hope to join you there Keith. Would be ace to have one in the Cambridge Blue too. I’m trying not to think about all the pub potential that we’ll probably miss, and trying not to mope that the Kingston Arms which was the end of the red line, has now fallen to the Beeching axe.
https://www.pubmap.co.uk/
In an ideal world I’d have taken in the Maypole, the circle line on that map and then the red line out to Mill Road.
We stay in pub car parks a lot on our fishing and gig trips. The deal is you have to eat there or have a few pints. In Cambridge this means the Robin Hood, situated in, as you know, a soulless part of town. If we have a late lunch or very early dinner there we can tick that obligation off. If not (and it will be probably not (if Claire doesn’t get any fishing in Stowmarket on Friday she will definitely want to fish Saturday, whereas I’m indifferent to lake fishing meself so not arsed) … if not then time will become squeezed. I will give you a call on Saturday.
Meanwhile experience herding cats towards gigs, and experience of Junction gigs, tells me it will have to be the Earl of Derby for any attempt at a large group gathering.
Stage time I suppose will not be as late as 9pm, and another warning – DPAKS can be confused (from a distance, by one-eyed Peterborough fans up for the day) with Cambridge tops so watch yerself around the station late afternoon.
12 April 2023
Chris The Siteowner
The Kingston Arms has been resuscitated from its Tapas Nightmare, you’ll be pleased to hear, Charles.
12 April 2023
EXXO
That’s great news. A “wet-led” pub again, eh? And according to the CAMRA guide (whatpub) they’ll even give you cutlery for your take-away! Very civilised.
12 April 2023
Lux inferior
I’ll give a shout-out to the Salisbury Arms on Tenison Road, a five-minute walk from the station and approx. three-quarters of a mile from the Junction. Not paid a visit in a while meself, but always used to have an array of beers to suit most tastes. Mind you, they currently seem to be promoting their artisan pizza more then their range of beers, which is a tad off-putting.
The Pig is very sorely missed.
12 April 2023
Not Bishop Brennan
Should be an interesting double header. Thanks everyone for the important refuelling locations. Hope to see some of you in one or both proposed pre gig locations in Stowmarket. I think my Cambridge dining arrangements won’t include pizza as I am meeting up with a friend who has recently acquired a Biscuit interest and he has suggested a very very late lunch at the Old Bicycle Shop, about a 15 minute walk from the Travelodge and boasts a good enough menu plus reasonable corkage. Should be able to top up at the EoD on the way back up the Junction. Chin chin.
12 April 2023
BAD LOSER
Still one Stowmarket ticket up for grabs if anyone has a potential +1.
12 April 2023
John Anderson
I’ll be in the Earl of Derby at some point before the gig (and probably after). I hope to keep my promise of buying @notbishopbrennan a pint for providing me with an Electric Ballroom ticket.
12 April 2023
transit full of keith
It’s in the “soulless part of town” in which I happen to live, Exxo.
12 April 2023
transit full of keith
I mean I do try to bring a bit of soul to the area, as does the annual Cambridge Folk Festival in Cherry Hinton Park, but it’s a thankless task.
12 April 2023
EXXO
Yes … and CtSO. The offence was banteringly intentional. I have canvassed just about every street in Cambridge, some of them several times, and have fondness even for your Arburies, your King’s Hedges and your Barnwells, but was always glad for most of my time that Cherry Hinton was in another constituency.
12 April 2023
Chris The Siteowner
I’ve just been notified of a couple more tickets for Stowmarket, and I think there are one or two still available from the earlier messages above (e.g. Bad Loser). Similar for Cambridge – I know of one for certain, and I think there are one or two still available from the earlier messages above. Both gigs are sold out. Please email me at chris@chrisrand.com if interested and I’ll put you in touch with the sellers.
13 April 2023
Brumbiscuit
I was going to post that the spare tickets for the JPC were down to the dastardly Cedars Hotel cancelling bookings galore at short notice, but the (not so) nearby Travelodge still has availability. Does anyone know of any reliable taxi firms in the area? I don’t fancy the walk back to the Travelodge after the gig in a refreshed state, even if there is a cyclepath next to the road.
13 April 2023
Ben Moyle
Bad Loser, hi, is your ticket for tonight still available?
14 April 2023
Gav
I’m after 1 ticket for Cambridge tomorrow tonight – will be at Stowmarket gig tonight so can meet then or otherwise will be in Cambridge tomorrow from mid afternoon. Not sure how I forgot to buy Cambridge ticket but had booked trains and accommodation
CTSO has my email address
cheers
14 April 2023
Chris The Siteowner
Got you covered Gav – will contact directly.
14 April 2023
IRISH NIALL
Have the craic this weekend all. Raging jealous as ever. Will hopefully see ye somewhere soon.
14 April 2023
dr DEsperate
If anyone’s still in need of a ticket for tonight, I have one spare on my (printed QR) booking. I’ll be drinking heavily at the Royal William on Union St from 4.15, then pizzaing at the Bella Sorrento from 6, before heading to the gig 7.30-ish. First person to accost me and say “You are the King of Hi-Vis and I claim my ticket” can have it.
BTW, was anyone listening to Craig Charles on R6M this afternoon at 14.40? That was my shout-out (and invitation to go on and give him a review on Monday), that was.
14 April 2023
Exxo
Not only were we listening John but we tried to trump you in our 3.30pm shout-out which mentionec some rather higher gig number approximations though it did say i stopped vounting in about 1993. Your monday review commission was re- mentioned in the closing credits.
We had a puncture, luckily spotted before we set out, and the A1 has not been kind so we prolly wont be in tbe William till after you. Good afternoon for our Aintree picks though so in the mood for pizza.
14 April 2023
Man of varying sorrow
Hi all
I have a spare ticket available for Cambridge due to a friend dropping out.
Sadly, being a 20 year old student, my friends are all young people with no taste so I haven’t found anyone to take the ticket – so I thought I’d offer it out here to try and make sure it goes to someone who appreciates good music
If anyone is interested then perhaps CtSO can pass on my email.
Thanks!
14 April 2023
clown in a yaris
What? No Flying Pig? Where’s the meet now.
15 April 2023
TRANSIT FULL OF keith
Earl of Derby just before the gig; maybe elsewhere somewhere earlier – watch this space I guess. Flying Pig fell victim to developers about a year and a half ago.
15 April 2023
Old boney
And I still have mine available for a similar reason – although sadly it’s been 34 years since I was a 20-year-old student.
I’ll post again on the Facebook groups if you want to contact me directly.
15 April 2023
Bad loser
Checked out of The Stowmarket Bates Motel (Travelodge) earlier than planned having tinkered with my FBL predictions.
Already in Cambridge via a few words with John Peel: he still imparts more wit and wisdom that I do.
15 April 2023
TRANSIT FULL OF keith
As per email from the Junction:
19:00 Doors
19:30 – 20:00 Model Village
20:30 – 10:15 Half Man Half Biscuit
23:00 Curfew
15 April 2023
Dennis Bell From Torquay
Hi Man of Varying Summer,
Not after your ticket as have ours for tonight- but am also a 20 year old (not a student) suspecting we’ll be two of the youngest tonight. Will be with my dad (Natalie at the back) in the area for a few pre-gig drinks if you want to join us.
15 April 2023
Man of varying sorrow
@Dennis Bell
Thanks very much for your offer of a pre gig drink. I think I’m just heading straight to the venue with my dad and another mate of mine so unfortunately I won’t be able to join you beforehand.
Having said that, I’ll probably be there in time for doors so if you spot me and want to say hi at any point I’ll be in the standard gig attire of a DPAK
15 April 2023
DENNIS BELL FROM TORQUAY
@MOVS sounds good. I’ll be the one in the black dress with my dad Natalie wearing a Tubeway Army top. Easy to spot.
15 April 2023
dr DEsperate
Heading for The Rock (LOOK OUT!!)
15 April 2023
Just another Lackey
Is anyone welcome at the pub? I first got into HMHB with my brother when Back in the DHSS came out but then got distracted for a a few decades until Light at the End of the Tunnel provided a welcome theme tune to one of the worst jobs I ever had. I am now slipping into addiction. I am female fan which I know is slightly unusual. Husband Bruce Springsteen fan so has no interest.
15 April 2023
Phyllis Triggs
Hey! @Just Another Lackey, it don’t necessarily follow that Springsteen fans have no interest in HMHB. However, having said that I strongly suspect my Achtung Bono tshirt will be the only one gracing Murrayfield next month!
15 April 2023
DENNIS BELL FROM TORQUAY
Anyone @ the Salisbury? Dad and I at the table next to the bar.
15 April 2023
dr DEsperate
We’ve never been able to find a decent pub near The Welly, but if you’re arriving by train (or staying at one of the nearby hotels) you’ll be 5 minutes’ walk from Albion St, which has three within 4 minutes of each other: The Hop & Vine (a one-room cellar bar with a John Martyn soundtrack), Chilli Devils (a community pub serving food ranging from “mildly spicy to occasionally face-melting”) and The Old English Gentleman, catering for the theatre crowd. All have real ales and ciders.
25 April 2023
Ferencváros fan
Thanks @Dr D, let the countdown begin. If all goes to plan, first-up Fri will be the Sheffield Tap between 12 noon and 1pm, since I’ve got a 40 minute wait for my connection. Upon arrival at Hull I’ll head for one of the places that you have recommended. Could be a long afternoon…
25 April 2023
24 Hour Garage person
If anyone’s got a couple of spares for sale for Friday at Welly, they’d be greatly appreciated. Been in and out of hospital and by the time I went to get some, they’d gone. 🙁
25 April 2023
GORDON BURNS
The countdown has indeed started. See you Friday @FF and @Dr D.
25 April 2023
EXXO
Nice one Dr. D. It does appear to be something of an ale desert, with Chilli Devils (@The New Clarence) the only decent oasis in the vicinity, followed distantly by The Hop & Vine, with the Old English Gentleman’s tiny, dreary beer selection apparently boasting Wainwright as their most exotic effort.
I’d say see you in the New Clarence but doubtless you’ll have moved on to some fine dining by the time I arrive in the pubs.
26 April 2023
Injured Buzzard
Doors 7.30pm for the Welly according to email from Eventim.
26 April 2023
dr DEsperate
Might need to get there a bit earlier if you’re a fan of doors – the Welly website and FB page both say 6.30pm.
27 April 2023
BAD LOSER
Not often I travel to gigs on the train but an overtime ban has been announced for one when I am: Edinburgh in May.
27 April 2023
Reuben
I have 2 tickets for Hull if anyone can use. Can email them. No charge. Just can’t make gig.
(Email chris@chrisrand.com and I’ll pass on your details – CtSO)
28 April 2023
IRISH NIALL
As my pretty face aint goin’ to Hull I’m only here to wish you all a splendid evening and safe home at the end of it.
Llangollen looking like my next best bet for a trek. Hearing speculation that as it’s a festival (god I hate festivals) it might be a curtailed set? Any info on this about? Looks like a standalone gig -perhaps within a (different kind of) festival.
Anyway that’s for later -or perhaps a post gig conversation starter for some of you tonight.
28 April 2023
dr DEsperate
It is a festival, Niall, but unfortunately it’s sold out.
28 April 2023
IRISH NIALL
@DrDesperate
Oh I have tix and digs sorted. Flights and transfers to do just. If it appears their set will be …I dunno -ridiculously short I suppose, I can move the tickets on handily enough I’d say. Hopefully won’t come to that. I’m due a road-trip.
28 April 2023
EXXO
No, it’s a normal gig Niall, just under the umbrella of a festival. Is it just the one you need or for Marcella too?
28 April 2023
IRISH NIALL
@Exxo I was thinking as much. It’s a bit like the “Riverfest” Festival happening in Limerick this weekend where all the so called organisers have done is book a big-wheel and a bunch of burger vans. The gigs and other events were happening around town anyway regardless.
Yep my good lady Marcella is travelling too for this one (I think!?)
I’ve two tickets got for it anyway. Thanks.
28 April 2023
Exxo
Ah ok. I mis-read and thought you needed ticket(s). Fab. Look forward to seeing you there.
28 April 2023
Exxo
The New Clarence update their website as and when their casks change – this is how it’s meant to be done.So I’m on the train (with a bottle of Lidl purple moose) and just noticed the one that sounds most enticing is brewed 2 miles from Mrs Exxo’s in Leeds. Chocolate brownie stout. You at this one Lou?
28 April 2023
fred titmus
@24 HOUR GARAGE PERSON tickets were still available for Welly in Hull, just collect them from their ticket office on the night.
anyone know what time doors open or when hmhb start as got one saying doors at 5 with a start time of 6.30 and another saying doors at 7 start time 8.30?
28 April 2023
Exxo
“Welcome to Hull,” the sign by the railway says. “Home of Aunt Bessie”s Yorkshire puddings.”
28 April 2023
Iguana Andy
Hi all, does anyone have a couple of spare tickets for Llangollen by any chance? CtSO can no doubt pass on my details if so. In the meantime, see you in all in Hull in an hour or so. Cheers!
28 April 2023
Bad loser
Confirmed: doors 7.30 HMHB 9.00
28 April 2023
Paddy
Anyone got a spare ticket for tonight?
28 April 2023
Dr desperate
Just moved on from The Hop & Vine to the New Clarence. Exxo asks: “Is this the first time Biscuiteers have been in two pre-gig pubs that have played HMHB songs in an attempt to keep us buying drinks?”
28 April 2023
Exxo
What a great gig with a lively crowd in an utter throwback shitehole of a venue. Well played to those who held out fot the folk song walk on (sumer is icumen in Watersons etc ). Holiday in Cambodia cover. Opener was Broadstairs again which again i had written down till seconds before i picked summat else.
28 April 2023
Woodnoggin
I dropped Convalescence and Floreat Inertia at the last moment but at least kept Broadstairs in as the opener.
29 April 2023
Bad loser
Thought it was too soon to have Holiday In Cambodia again but found myself typing it on my form as a very last second change of heart. Think it was because I really wanted to hear them play it again.
29 April 2023
parsfan
At Leamington I made a suggestion of a pizza place for Edinburgh: Cold Town House. It’s also a brewery, has roof top terrace and, being in The Grassmarket, is about a five minute walk from the gig with at least half a dozen pubs inbetween.
I’ve only ever been once, about four years ago and that was just for a quick pint so can’t really vouch for it but it gets good reviews.
While I’m here – I’m on the lookout for a spare ticket. One of my mates hasn’t seen them in 20 years and would like to make a reappearance.
Cheers
1 May 2023
dr DEsperate
Looks good, @PF.
4 May 2023
Irish Niall
Myself and my good lady Marcella are confirmed for Llangollen!
Flights booked and even managed to rent a (very tiny) car for less than the cost of return train tickets. It’s a VW Up so I might have to sit on the roof like Grape Ape. But there’s a lot less fannying around than train and bus connections. Might actually get to see a bit of Llangollen before showtime now.
Ooh I’ve that just won a fiver on a scratch card buzz!
4 May 2023
dr DEsperate
See you there, @Niall!
(If ever a Volkswagen was in dire need of an exclamation mark…)
5 May 2023
Stephen Mc Dowell
I have two tickets for the Edinburgh gig going… can’t make it due to work, ……..you know what to do.
7 May 2023
Parsfan
I’m on the lookout for one (maybe two), but I think someone maybe asked before me.
I’ll let Chris do his matchmaking and I’ll see if my plus plus is interested.
7 May 2023
MR PETER GORDON
I’m on the lookout for one ticket for the Edinburgh gig . Anyone able to sell one , I’ll take it off your hands .
7 May 2023
Canadian Alice Now Cheviot
Don’t suppose anyone’s got any spare tickets for Edinburgh?
If not, I may or may not join you all pre-gig. Depends on whether I can be arsed to sort my accommodation. I have a thing there on Saturday anyway
9 May 2023
dr DEsperate
Word comes down from JD Meatyard re stage times at the Liquid Rooms:
Doors 7pm
JDM 7.30 – 8
HMHB 8.20 – 10
Stage curfew 10pm (HARD).
Like I’m dead scared.
10 May 2023
Spide
There’s a bloke here in Norwich library playing online chess. He’s got a temper on him, but like a re-elected Div 4 team, he keeps at it.
11 May 2023
parsfan
I received my ticket yesterday so many thanks to Stephen for that and Chris for organising. I’ll sort out the the appropriate donation before the night. Cheers.
If anyone’s arriving early enough, Midge Ure is playing the Usher Hall on Wednesday. Not me though, Thursday morning is one of the two days we get milk delivered – I’ll be keeping shotty.
11 May 2023
S
Just joining the queue for an Edinburgh ticket – if anyone’s got one they want shot of let me know
15 May 2023
dr DEsperate
Weather forecast for tomorrow nicht: braw, bricht, moonlicht.
18 May 2023
MR SPOKESMAN
Gig at Boiler Shop, Newcastle announced for 9th February 2024…
18 May 2023
Hendrix-tattoo
Case packed for Edinburgh with polished Docs, Donkey Jacket, New punk pants and DPAK…
18 May 2023
Ferencváros Fan
FAO any Edinburgh early birds looking for company, Gordon Burns, Parsfan, Portsmouth Phil and I are currently drinking at the Abbotsford Bar on Rose St. There is also a posse of Biscuiteers eating in the restaurant upstairs. Feel free to join us. We shouldn’t take much spotting.
Also, there is talk of a walk to Arthur’s Seat tomorrow morning. If it goes ahead one of us will post something on here.
18 May 2023
Parsfan
I’m almost surprised we didn’t have a chat about whether it was Arthur Lee or Arthur Lowe’s seat.
Anyway, 10:30 outside parliament. There was a what3words request, I can’t do better than sting.loves.ropes.
He won’t need them.
STRICTLY NO DOGS!
Apart from mine.
And yours.
Swinging a chain is optional.
19 May 2023
Flintlock
The last time I was in the Liquid Room was to see Arthur Lee, if that’s any help.
19 May 2023
Ferencváros fan
The pre-gig walk to Arthur’s Seat was a spectacular success. Big thanks to Parsfan for arranging, and to all participants (there were 8 Biscuiteers and a dog) for the company. Fantastic morning.
19 May 2023
dr DEsperate
Heading for The White Hart on Grassmarket, 3 minutes walk from the gig. Claims to be Embra’s oldest pub; claims to be haunted; claims to have real ales.
19 May 2023
MR PETER GORDON
I was lucky enough to get a ticket for the Liquid Room gig , but only thanks to Chris TSO putting me in touch with Gerry from Glasgow who had a spare . Everything went without a hitch , thanks both ! Very much appreciated . A most enjoyable concert too .
21 May 2023
dr DEsperate
Looking backward to the Newcastle gig on 9 February 2023.
23 May 2023
Mr. x
Hi All,
I am looking for two tickets for the gig in Llangollen on Wednesday 12th July.
It is the most local gig the band have had since I became a fan in the later 2000’s as I am from Wrexham.
I didn’t even know that HMHB were playing in Llan until it was in the local paper in March by which time the gig had sold out. It hadn’t even appeared on Ents 24 either at that point.
If you are have two spare tickets please email me on edwardsandrw@aol.com.
Regards,
Andrew
29 May 2023