The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project

Running Order Squabble Fest

Half past four? Half past four?
You said half past ten to us
No dry ice? No dry ice?
Hey Jason, they’ve got no dry ice
There is no way on earth
They should be on after us
Five k? Five k?
They can’t even play their instruments

Listen squire, who d’you think
Sold this thing out anyway?
Them lot there? Them lot there?
They haven’t even got an album out
Sound man, sound man
(two, one-two)
We’ve got our own sound man
(two, one-two)
CND? CND?
We’re not going on after Chas’n’Dave
I don’t care, I don’t care
Hello boys, there’s a change of plan
You’re going on after Crispy Ambulance
You’re going on after Crispy Ambulance
You’re going on after Crispy Ambulance
You’re going on after Crispy Ambulance