LP/Cassette (PROBE4/PROBE4C), 7 October 1985
CD (PROBE4), 1988 (retitled Back In The D.H.S.S./The Trumpton Riots EP)
- Busy Little Market Town (CD/cassette only)
- God Gave Us Life
- Fuckin’ ‘Ell It’s Fred Titmus
- Sealclubbing
- 99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd
- Time Flies By (When You’re A Driver Of A Train)
- I Hate Nerys Hughes (From The Heart)
- The Len Ganley Stance
- Venus In Flares
- I Love You Because (You Look Like Jim Reeves)
- Reflections In A Flat
- I Left My Heart In Papworth General (CD/cassette only)
- Architecture And Morality Ted And Alice (CD only)
- Albert Hammond Bootleg (CD only)
- 1966 And All That (CD only)
- The Trumpton Riots (CD only)
- All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit (CD only)