The Lux Familiar Cup 2015

The “Baguette Dilemma” Round: RESULTS

After three weeks of voting, an astonishing 1,400 people voted (well, 1,400 different IP addresses), generating an even more astonishing 199,796 match-ups. This meant that every song appeared in something like 2,000 contests, so there’s a decent chance that every song met every other song at least once. Amazing.

The average voter (or IP address) generated 140 contests. However, the median was more like 40, as a handful of people voted a ridiculous number of times. In the end, it doesn’t look like their superhuman efforts made a significant difference. 48 people voted just once.

Make of this what you will.

1The Light at the End of the TunnelCammell Laird Social Club (2002)203016219731283.9%
2Joy Division Oven GlovesAchtung Bono (2005)203715487941079.1%
3National Shite DayCSI: Ambleside (2008)207315747242778.7%
4Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)CSI: Ambleside (2008)207415536245977.2%
5All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away KitBack In The DHSS (1985)2057145413347075.6%
6Everything’s AORMcIntyre, Treadmore and Davitt (1991)2065145114247275.5%
7Twenty Four Hour Garage PeopleTrouble Over Bridgwater (2000)2092149511048775.4%
8Them’s The VagariesCammell Laird Social Club (2002)2174154212850475.4%
9Rock And Roll Is Full Of Bad Wools90 Bisodol (Crimond) (2011)208314987650974.6%
10We Built This Village On A Trad. Arr. TuneAchtung Bono (2005)2118148411551974.1%
11Bob Wilson – AnchormanEditor’s Recommendation (2001)207414488853872.9%
12The Trumpton RiotsBack In The DHSS (1985)2145145713655272.5%
13Asparagus Next LeftAchtung Bono (2005)1968132912951072.3%
14When The Evening Sun Goes DownCammell Laird Social Club (2002)2075138914254471.9%
15Descent Of The Stiperstones90 Bisodol (Crimond) (2011)2112140413157770.9%
16The Bastard Son Of Dean FriedmanBack Again in the DHSS (1987)2128137615859469.8%
17Running Order Squabble FestThis Leaden Pall (1993)2122136414561369.0%
18For What Is Chatteris…Achtung Bono (2005)210213966464268.5%
19The Unfortunate GwatkinUrge For Offal (2014)2104133614662268.2%
20Outbreak Of Vitas GerulaitisMcIntyre, Treadmore and Davitt (1991)2046131610762367.9%
21A Country PracticeFour Lads Who Shook The Wirral (1998)2050128215461467.6%
22Tending The Wrong Grave For 23 YearsSaucy Haulage Ballads (2003)2134132914765866.9%
23Depressed Beyond TabletsAchtung Bono (2005)2176134314568866.1%
24Turned Up Clocked On Laid OffThis Leaden Pall (1993)2100128315666166.0%
25Restless LegsAchtung Bono (2005)2131130514268465.6%
26Irk The PuristsTrouble Over Bridgwater (2000)2173131814970665.1%
27Fix It So She Dreams Of Me90 Bisodol (Crimond) (2011)2095125117067465.0%
28Lord Hereford’s KnobCSI: Ambleside (2008)2130129612471064.6%
29Westward Ho! – Massive LetdownUrge For Offal (2014)2136128514270964.4%
30Dead Men Don’t Need Season TicketsVoyage To The Bottom Of The Road (1997)2075124114868664.4%
31Adam Boyle Has Cast Lad Rock AsideUrge For Offal (2014)2068123214669064.1%
32Thy Damnation Slumbereth NotCammell Laird Social Club (2002)2140127215371564.0%
3327 Yards Of Dental FlossCammell Laird Social Club (2002)2076120818868064.0%
34Fuckin’ ‘Ell It’s Fred TitmusBack In The DHSS (1985)2162128115173063.7%
35Paintball’s Coming HomeVoyage To The Bottom Of The Road (1997)2028120713268963.7%
36Bad Losers On Yahoo ChessCSI: Ambleside (2008)2124126912972663.6%
37Surging out of ConvalescenceAchtung Bono (2005)2013119013968463.5%
38A Lilac Harry QuinnMcIntyre, Treadmore and Davitt (1991)2117124414772663.1%
39Monmore, Hare’s RunningVoyage To The Bottom Of The Road (1997)2105119819771062.8%
40Hedley VerityesqueMcIntyre, Treadmore and Davitt (1991)2036118814270662.7%
41Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)90 Bisodol (Crimond) (2011)2099118718872462.1%
42Dickie Davies EyesBack Again in the DHSS (1987)2071118315972961.9%
43Time Flies By (When You’re A Driver Of A Train)Back In The DHSS (1985)2095118816274561.5%
44Look Dad No TunesTrouble Over Bridgwater (2000)2112119217274861.4%
45Eno CollaborationVoyage To The Bottom Of The Road (1997)2058114719072161.4%
46Old Age Killed My Teenage BrideUrge For Offal (2014)2170124913578661.4%
47Tommy Walsh’s Eco House90 Bisodol (Crimond) (2011)2022115812474061.0%
48San Antonio Foam PartyCammell Laird Social Club (2002)2070114816775560.3%
4999% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob ToddBack In The DHSS (1985)2155119716679260.2%
50Paradise Lost (You’re The Reason Why)Cammell Laird Social Club (2002)2119119712679660.1%
51Little In The Way Of SunshineCSI: Ambleside (2008)2098117313878759.8%
52If I Had Possession Over Pancake DayCammell Laird Social Club (2002)2049113813577659.5%
53Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home ShowCSI: Ambleside (2008)2049114111379558.9%
54She’s In BroadstairsCammell Laird Social Club (2002)2142116415682258.6%
55I Was A Teenage Armchair Honved FanBack Again in the DHSS (1987)2127113815983057.8%
56Left Lyrics In The Practice Room90 Bisodol (Crimond) (2011)2181117514785957.8%
57Urge For OffalUrge For Offal (2014)2036107516879357.5%
58Bottleneck At Capel CurigTrouble Over Bridgwater (2000)2063107915782756.6%
59Totnes Bickering FairCSI: Ambleside (2008)2187114615288956.3%
60Floreat InertiaThis Leaden Pall (1993)195299218377756.1%
61Bad ReviewVoyage To The Bottom Of The Road (1997)2083105619683156.0%
624AD3DCDThis Leaden Pall (1993)2044104217882455.8%
63Four Skinny Indie KidsFour Lads Who Shook The Wirral (1998)2119110513587955.7%
64The Referee’s AlphabetCammell Laird Social Club (2002)2008104013783155.6%
65The Best Things In LifeBack Again in the DHSS (1987)2150108619387155.5%
66L’Enfer C’Est Les Autres90 Bisodol (Crimond) (2011)2103104720685055.2%
67The Bane Of ConstanceUrge For Offal (2014)2090105916786455.1%
68Friday Night And The Gates Are LowSome Call It Godcore (1995)2128107916188854.9%
69Upon Westminster BridgeAchtung Bono (2005)2106105318387054.8%
70Uffington WassailTrouble Over Bridgwater (2000)2034102116984454.7%
71Gubba Look-a-LikesTrouble Over Bridgwater (2000)2105104019487154.4%
72Keeping Two Chevrons ApartFour Lads Who Shook The Wirral (1998)2061102517386354.3%
73Improv Workshop Mimeshow GobshiteThis Leaden Pall (1993)2084104615188754.1%
74God Gave Us LifeBack In The DHSS (1985)2069103814888354.0%
75Blood On The QuadSaucy Haulage Ballads (2003)199998015486553.1%
76Shit Arm, Bad TattooAchtung Bono (2005)201198315287652.9%
77Even Men With Steel HeartsSome Call It Godcore (1995)2088101216790952.7%
78C.A.M.R.A. ManVoyage To The Bottom Of The Road (1997)203897019587352.6%
79Give Us BubblewrapCSI: Ambleside (2008)2093101116991352.5%
80My Outstretched ArmsUrge For Offal (2014)209799320589952.5%
81Used To Be In Evil GazeboTrouble Over Bridgwater (2000)204297717988652.4%
82Something’s Rotten In The Back of Iceland90 Bisodol (Crimond) (2011)2091100417691152.4%
83Petty SessionsCSI: Ambleside (2008)2079101014492552.2%
84Baguette Dilemma For The Booker Prize GuyUrge For Offal (2014)208998419690952.0%
85It Makes The Room Look BiggerSaucy Haulage Ballads (2003)2185102719296651.5%
86Breaking NewsCammell Laird Social Club (2002)2123100516595351.3%
87Secret GigFour Lads Who Shook The Wirral (1998)211797621592651.3%
88RSVP90 Bisodol (Crimond) (2011)201695116190451.3%
89P.R.S. Yearbook – Quick, The DrawbridgeVoyage To The Bottom Of The Road (1997)214197423793051.2%
90Excavating Rita90 Bisodol (Crimond) (2011)2201101521197551.0%
91Vatican BroadsideEditor’s Recommendation (2001)203897512493950.9%
921966 And All ThatBack In The DHSS (1985)215399718996750.8%
93You’re HardFour Lads Who Shook The Wirral (1998)201794714692450.6%
94Prag Vec At The MelkwegMcIntyre, Treadmore and Davitt (1991)206794819192850.5%
95The Coroner’s Footnote90 Bisodol (Crimond) (2011)208697315995450.5%
96It’s Cliched To Be Cynical At ChristmasTrouble Over Bridgwater (2000)21911024162100550.5%
97Mathematically SafeTrouble Over Bridgwater (2000)212098017796350.4%
98Yipps (My Baby Got The)McIntyre, Treadmore and Davitt (1991)206194518792950.4%
99FootprintsThis Leaden Pall (1993)202792818491550.4%
100Tour Jacket With Detachable SleevesSome Call It Godcore (1995)209796318495050.3%
101Corgi Registered FriendsAchtung Bono (2005)206896015495450.2%
102Mate Of The BlokeAchtung Bono (2005)209797015797050.0%
103With Goth On Our SideTrouble Over Bridgwater (2000)212896020396549.9%
104This Leaden PallThis Leaden Pall (1993)212593722196749.2%
105Letters SentAchtung Bono (2005)2177967203100749.0%
106Albert Hammond BootlegBack In The DHSS (1985)203890319394248.9%
107Stuck Up A HornbeamUrge For Offal (2014)200289117693548.8%
108Fun Day in the Park90 Bisodol (Crimond) (2011)205191018196048.7%
109I Went To A Wedding…Saucy Haulage Ballads (2003)206190018797448.0%
110Ode To JoyceCSI: Ambleside (2008)207691317399048.0%
111Whit Week MalarkeyThis Leaden Pall (1993)208888823696447.9%
112Mileage ChartUrge For Offal (2014)2174964163104747.9%
113Bogus OfficialAchtung Bono (2005)203988017998047.3%
114King Of Hi-VisCSI: Ambleside (2008)202686917398446.9%
115This One’s For NowUrge For Offal (2014)203987018098946.8%
116Turn A Blind EyeFour Lads Who Shook The Wirral (1998)2237925245106746.4%
117Rod Hull Is Alive – Why?Back Again in the DHSS (1987)202785418399046.3%
118Deep House Victims’ Minibus AppealVoyage To The Bottom Of The Road (1997)2091873205101346.3%
119A Shropshire LadVoyage To The Bottom Of The Road (1997)2092870210101246.2%
120SealclubbingBack In The DHSS (1985)2086859205102245.7%
121I Left My Heart In Papworth GeneralBack In The DHSS (1985)201382120998345.5%
122Fear My WraithSome Call It Godcore (1995)204683022199545.5%
123Architecture And Morality Ted And AliceBack In The DHSS (1985)2110884158106845.3%
124Twydale’s LamentAchtung Bono (2005)199279922596845.2%
125Reflections In A FlatBack In The DHSS (1985)202680523298944.9%
126Blue Badge AbuserCSI: Ambleside (2008)2041845155104144.8%
127Our TuneMcIntyre, Treadmore and Davitt (1991)2067838189104044.6%
128The Len Ganley StanceBack In The DHSS (1985)2156869208107944.6%
129Tonight Matthew I’m Going To Be With JesusVoyage To The Bottom Of The Road (1997)2026817190101944.5%
130Tyrolean KnockaboutCammell Laird Social Club (2002)2160852205110343.6%
131Sponsoring The MoshpitsSome Call It Godcore (1995)2127836187110443.1%
132He Who Would Valium TakeVoyage To The Bottom Of The Road (1997)2118826201109143.1%
133Whiteness Thy Name Is MeltonianThis Leaden Pall (1993)2093778282103343.0%
134Reasons To Be Miserable (Part 10)Back Again in the DHSS (1987)2140840181111942.9%
135I Hate Nerys Hughes (From The Heart)Back In The DHSS (1985)2082805193108442.6%
136Third Track Main Camera Four MinutesTrouble Over Bridgwater (2000)2102795232107542.5%
137Emerging From GorseTrouble Over Bridgwater (2000)1979758193102842.4%
138Let’s NotMcIntyre, Treadmore and Davitt (1991)2043752245104641.8%
139See That My Bike’s Kept CleanVoyage To The Bottom Of The Road (1997)2056761204109141.1%
140M-6-sterThis Leaden Pall (1993)2124777233111441.1%
141Quality JanitorThis Leaden Pall (1993)1977713234103040.9%
142Ballad Of Climie FisherTrouble Over Bridgwater (2000)2007722200108540.0%
143Soft VergesFour Lads Who Shook The Wirral (1998)1968706200106239.9%
144On the ‘RoidsCSI: Ambleside (2008)2014723200109139.9%
145Ordinary to EnschedeB-Side (1990)2246764264121838.5%
146Venus In FlaresBack In The DHSS (1985)2019681230110838.1%
147Sensitive OutsiderSome Call It Godcore (1995)1990678208110438.0%
148Girlfriend’s Finished With HimMcIntyre, Treadmore and Davitt (1991)2152721256117538.0%
149On Passing Lilac UrineEditor’s Recommendation (2001)2036687224112537.9%
150I Love You Because (You Look Like Jim Reeves)Back In The DHSS (1985)2058691220114737.6%
151Lark DescendingEditor’s Recommendation (2001)2149715235119937.4%
152Jarg ArmaniSaucy Haulage Ballads (2003)2158722224121237.3%
153Ready Steady GoaFour Lads Who Shook The Wirral (1998)2019648271110037.1%
154ITMAVoyage To The Bottom Of The Road (1997)2106692234118037.0%
155Lock Up Your Mountain BikesLook Dad No Tunes (1999)2108692227118936.8%
156Numanoid Hang-glideThis Leaden Pall (1993)2064674225116536.7%
157New York SkiffleEditor’s Recommendation (2001)2030635248114735.6%
158D’Ye Ken Ted Moult?Back Again in the DHSS (1987)1916607202110735.4%
159Children of Apocalyptic TechstepFour Lads Who Shook The Wirral (1998)2072646246118035.4%
160Styx Gig (Seen By My Mates Coming Out Of A)Some Call It Godcore (1995)2044640233117135.3%
161Song Of Encouragement for the Orme AscentVoyage To The Bottom Of The Road (1997)2042629260115335.3%
162Mars Ultras, You’ll Never Make The StationPeel Session (1992)2156658269122934.9%
163Fretwork HomeworkSome Call It Godcore (1995)2105654221123034.7%
164Arthur’s FarmBack Again in the DHSS (1987)2099644238121734.6%
165Christian Rock ConcertMcIntyre, Treadmore and Davitt (1991)2104637238122934.1%
166Moody ChopsFour Lads Who Shook The Wirral (1998)2068633200123533.9%
167Malayan JelutongThis Leaden Pall (1993)2044596268118033.6%
168False GritUrge For Offal (2014)2099628224124733.5%
169On Finding The Studio BanjoSaucy Haulage Ballads (2003)2102630212126033.3%
170Split Single With Happy Lounge LabelmatesFour Lads Who Shook The Wirral (1998)2093606260122733.1%
171Nove On The SlyTrouble Over Bridgwater (2000)2130612264125432.8%
172On Reaching The WensumFour Lads Who Shook The Wirral (1998)1998548211123930.7%
173DoreenThis Leaden Pall (1993)2023531236125629.7%
174EpiphanyPeel Session (2004)2024520266123829.6%
175FaithliftSome Call It Godcore (1995)2100538262130029.3%
176Worried Man BluesEditor’s Recommendation (2001)2028513227128828.5%
177Hair Like Brian May BluesEno Collaboration (1996)2085503283129927.9%
178£24.99 From ArgosSome Call It Godcore (1995)2089521211135727.7%
179Mr Cave’s a Window Cleaner NowPeel Session (1995)2010478252128027.2%
180MultitudeFour Lads Who Shook The Wirral (1998)2040482233132526.7%
181Theme Tune For Something Or OtherUrge For Offal (2014)2083489222137226.3%
182Busy Little Market TownBack In The DHSS (1985)1978450214131425.5%
183I, TrogSome Call It Godcore (1995)2090461231139824.8%
184Get KramerEno Collaboration (1996)2111445286138024.4%
185Song For EuropeSome Call It Godcore (1995)2098424277139723.3%
186Carry On CrematingACD (1988)1998397262133922.9%
18713 Eurogoths Floating In The Dead SeaThis Leaden Pall (1993)2071418221143222.6%
188David Wainwright’s FeetCompilation (2006)2081400310137122.6%
189Ecclesiastical PerksLook Dad No Tunes (1999)1998347264138720.0%
190Stavanger ToestubCammell Laird Social Club (2002)2079362236148119.6%
191Slight RepriseTrouble Over Bridgwater (2000)2079182264163310.0%
192Visitor For Mr. EdmondsTrouble Over Bridgwater (2000)207713726116797.5%

To the discussion!